@Carnage4Life Facebook doesn't care about user satisfaction; they care about *Facebook*, and will do whatever it takes to grow Facebook. Maximum engagement = a bunch of people yelling at each other.

@yuvaye @paulg That’s the tricky part, but “people can say whatever they want” isn’t a good path forward for humanity

@paulg Nothing wrong with banning hate speech.

@matthewdoane good but very very short if you have seen the entire show. and fairly different due to the abbreviation

@Carnage4Life very on brand

@Carnage4Life Here’s what I get https://t.co/yLfhwFXv2w

@billjohnston where is this pic taken?

@Carnage4Life All our interviews are paid audition tasks

@LinuxandYarn @watmough Yeah it’s all about putting in the work and doing the research. Lots of people want free answers with zero effort…

@Rubberduck203 I dunno. I honestly trust Apple more than you on this particular topic.

@dwr @paulg Definitely @djbaskin

@cmkeller69 FaceID is primarily based on 3D depth sensing, not cheesy 2D camera tricks, so that shouldn't be the case. Generic "face recognition" from security cameras is a very different beast.

@ach0w @yProd that's really rare!

@Rubberduck203 not according to Apple: "Apple said that the chances of a random finger unlocking your phone is 1 in 50,000. Going off of that number alone, Face ID is 20x more secure than Touch ID"

@paulg I know @deadprogrammer was impressed by the level of decay

@ach0w that's odd, on a recent Apple device? What model?

@wongmjane @HorizonWorlds Very Black Mirror

@oblakeerickson you gotta make a cool shape on the map Blake!!

hope you enjoyed. Your engineering homework is to watch two shows, and think about what engineers can learn from them:

1. Chernobyl https://t.co/Tn0hVxokG0
2. Charlie Victor Romeo https://t.co/EhwWzwZGlh

starting now!! https://t.co/Q2RecBQo9R

@onyxaminedlife https://t.co/Ftsoey3y2q

@rory_blyth ChromeOS is very VERY good these days. Trust me.

coming up in less than 3 hours! Join us! ⏲️

@ID_AA_Carmack I'm not into guns, but I always felt like my air bb rifles gave me telekinesis as a teenager. Take action here, nearly immediate reaction hundreds of feet away.

@JayHanlon didn't Bobby Brown teach us all this, years ago? https://t.co/RDyqt5htA7

@artiya4u Scotty P!!

@stevesi https://t.co/jNIYWJmuUU sadly pic lost. but.. trust me. it was just as weird.

A tribute to the one and only underrated vector graphics home console https://t.co/4L30M4YVut

@stevesi I've had this experience before. Truly bizarre. May I ask, what did you buy? Anything cool? 😎

@joffreyjaffeux @discourse Blake is priceless! https://t.co/3I1AW9GmDA

@ID_AA_Carmack thanks for the rec.. ordered! 🤝

@mathowie I remember in ~1998 I went on a biz trip to Mexico City, and seeing a policeman there with an M-16 seemed so strange to me. Now I don't think I'd bat an eye.

@mathowie it's also funny that the classic white static HBO lead in is a compression nightmare

@ksemel @kjhealy yes

@lostpaolo it's a process for all of us .. cheers 🍻

@chaosaltar yes, it's a punny name! 🤣

Here’s where you can buy them and have custom clings made https://t.co/KFVcyFVnu0

@dzamir let's ask an expert, @shanselman

@chetfaliszek this looks amaaazing. Wishlisted.

@Steve_Yegge I looooved Dying Light 1. I tried to get @eviltrout to love it as well! Maybe #2 is the secret..

@sh4na @danluu https://t.co/dkTJdpFlng

@eyebrowsofpower yeah but iPhone teardowns show sooo many chips https://t.co/FAoOt6lHPf https://t.co/HW3oD7807E

@johnolilly it is a pony we very much want to ride at Discourse! 🐎

hi-yaa! (smacks side)

@nahcoj @theo_wayt yes!

@gknauss looks like someone's got a case of the (checks calendar) Thursdays!

@EmergentEmpire @theo_wayt THANK YOU! I came here to post this, now I don't have to. Well done 👏

@oblakeerickson BACK TO WORK BLAKE!! https://t.co/pYH1X1F5mS

@dalbuschat @Carnage4Life I would go further. Features that aren't being used should be actively pulled from the product over time. This is usually anathema to the classic Microsoft "we will make sure every byte of x86 software from 1983 onward still runs on Windows" approach..

@Carnage4Life related https://t.co/UJXkEvISJw

@Hanzo55 I like it!

@mnewberg it seems unlikely the baby will come on that specific day, but this is not a battle you want to win (or even fight), which is the larger point. Baby is more important than *everything* else.

It's OK to like gambling. It's a massive entertainment industry.

https://t.co/wIu6mguzjC

and, as with most of reddit, if you haven't taken advantage of the "show me top all time" filter (sorry, LIFE HACK) you are really missing out: https://t.co/wVqHVEq8ju

🤣 https://t.co/wPJhxBpYxF

@ZachWeiner 😬

@chia_project 👏 let us know how we can help at @discourse!

@JacobEthanWhite fascinating.. I recently got my shingles booster (1 of 2). Good reminder for anyone 50+ like me, who is reading this!

@LaughingSquid I very, very distinctly remember viewing this scene as a teenager

@gknauss it's OK not to like word games. @betsyphd loves 'em and I .. don't.

@tqbf @patio11 So I'm guessing this wouldn't happen in Japan, then? 😉

@tenderlove this tweet caused me physical pain

@jonobacon @Twitter YA THINK???

@johnolilly Checking our internal Discourse, we have a topic for this.. recommended the HP Color LaserJet Pro M454dw

@Carnage4Life I tend to quote this Shawshank style -- "get busy growin', or get busy dyin'"

@chetfaliszek @valvesoftware looks like performance is better, which is good!

@brockhenry Brian did kinda bring this on himself via his actions, but it's not exactly a proportionate response..

today's main character is, apparently... Brian.

@jensimmons @jongalloway I think Safari is amazing and has been for a long time. And we're a PWA (@discourse) who live and die (almost literally!) through the JavaScript implementation in the browser. So I've no idea what all that nonsense is about. Safari is GREAT.

@chan0_ @ForNft @kurogod5 @HEEEEEEEEEEE_ Those plugins are indeed a high priority for us to roll out. Completely optional, of course.

A very cool oversized dragon D20! https://t.co/BbLE2YZgrz

@dusoft 👏

@_Tomalak well, I wasn't there for any of this decision making, but I'm truly sorry it's going away 😢

@eurasian Yeah, it's a shame 😔

@Coilz I guess you could use it again? I'm not sure. I'll check the manual.

@Carnage4Life I think takedown of worst stuff, plus content warnings on dangerous disinformation, is an OK-ish outcome?

@ch0mpaa @RayRedacted ahhh I see

@jacilynh the fact that Rocky and Napoleon Dynamite are basically the same movie is blowing MY mind at the moment 🤯

@Hanzo55 @Supermathie Yeah I'm ready for.. something else, musically. I'm a bit LMM-ed out at the moment. How about others step up?

@gteather @Carnage4Life it truly, truly was.

@ch0mpaa @RayRedacted agreed, the chair becomes a bit taller, but.. couldn't you reduce chair height via the built in chair height adjustment?

@n0fhg @RayRedacted even my VERY expensive steelcase and herman miller wheels are vastly inferior to the rollerblade wheels!

@blenster yes! This is the way!!

@jwz rookie mistake, always wish for more wishes https://t.co/ehXrXVOW0y

@Carnage4Life fart apps are BACK, baby!!! 💨

@AlexFromOmaha @Carnage4Life I will refer you to my fact checker, @deadprogrammer on the matter

@danluu One of my favorite, and most true, quotes: https://t.co/vbPwewCPqF

@Hanzo55 @Supermathie I liked it, but I am experiencing *significant* LMM fatigue.. his songs kinda all have a similar sound to them?

@wongmjane wow this is nuts!

@ZachWeiner if it helps, I think the wolf skull thing sucks? ;)

@Carnage4Life did you know the NYPD's budget is about 1/10th the entire soviet military budget?

@textfiles https://t.co/i9kXLe3CgR

@chetfaliszek https://t.co/S079Qufz1m

@Carnage4Life yes. And Instgram / Meta are total a-holes about this, it's SUPER hard to embed an Instrgram image, they break the URLs intentionally with timestamp GUIDs. Facebook / Meta deserves to be destroyed.

@Carnage4Life Facebook deserves to get mauled. I will absolutely and unapologetically applaud everything and anything that causes destruction of Facebook, until I'm dead.

@Carnage4Life 👏

@textfiles I paid for "Twitter Blue" and you get "edit" by "forced delay on all tweets". It's.. really.. uh.. er.. great?

@szabbaWithTwoBs I really didn't think it was unclear then, and I still don't think it's unclear today in any way, shape or form.. it's about love, the most powerful force in the universe 💖

@leonard_ritter cc @secretGeek

@sriramk @cdixon oddly enough, part of web3 is vindication that the web-first model is a better long term approach than mobile apps. ;)