@Pinboard keeping my fingers crossed for ME-2 https://t.co/dO6gCfg5y5

@Pinboard barely, though

@chetfaliszek @Justins @MichaelKGarrett God clearly hates you

@chetfaliszek @Justins @MichaelKGarrett White chocolate... you have gone to a very dark place my friend

@tqbf If you didn't look at the 2016 results and conclude that traditional polling was dead, you're.. kind of an asshole.

@stevesi @johnolilly @benedictevans @djdonnell Tiling was the correct choice -- though I doubt displays were large enough for that to work as well as it could have in 1990. Overlapping is endless busywork.

@argonaut @benthompson @reckless I do agree that it's crazy Apple hasn't shipped an OSX device with their insanely fast SoCs though. Even Ye Olde 2017 A10X was plenty fast for a macbook.

@benthompson @reckless users do sure love the filesystem. uh huh. They loooove them some filesystem.

@SteveMoser @stevesi @reckless This is the ultimate Apple feature — buy and use our $500 watch to get an OSX feature that is free on every $799 iPad Pro!

@stevesi @reckless LOL super cranky. Users just love filesystems, man! It is like catnip to them! That said .. the lack of faceid for OSX is getting downright hilarious, particularly since Windows Hello is fantastic on my desktop...

@laubaiwri well, actually, it's spelled maneuver 🇺🇸

@taviso Bloomberg Business Week™ -- DOES IT EVEN MATTER IF IT HAPPENED?!?

@Pinboard yeah if you drew any other conclusions than "all polling is now bullshit" from the 2016 elections, you're kind of an asshole

@jwz @textfiles I'll file the catgirls under "anime is the fucking worst"

@jwz @therealpadams did someone tell the musicians that there's already a song about love.. again?

@mstum Route those cables dawg

@karankurani @andrewchen Is it on https?

@betsyphd 😍

@SarahTaber_bww A++++ excellent TED talk would TED again

@Christopher_A like I said, GOOD MORNING

do not let the global Dandelion syndicate sway you with their lies! https://t.co/TsxqZqItGB

@cwodtke cc @mathowie

@stroughtonsmith https://t.co/EedYFlBbYv

@ironicsans teenagers, man!

@vladsavov @siracusa ps/2 ports are quite rare on motherboards these days, so that's a bit of an anomaly

@ftrain build servers

@stevesi @CNN candy corns are made from emulsified sadness

@Pinboard @Scholten4Iowa sort of; momentum begets more momentum

congrats @ibvanmat! email me and I'll get your pre-loved 2017 iPad Pro out to you ASAP! Also @agrant you win a prize for being first, so email me as well! https://t.co/TysKUgF7dA

thank you to these 20 folks! RNGesus is picking a winner now..

@agrant
@bmike
@luketlancaster
@halfalpine
@mwlebour
@tylermac
@ibvanmat
@paperskeleton
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@empduck
@pratyk
@maryndsu
@tlunde
@miseryconfusion
@ro12ez
@mpp4
@cwsterling
@davemurphysf
@nickheniser
@loraxorg

@natfriedman SQL Server, baby.. SQL SERVER

@Carnage4Life well now you made me go look at that

I can truly say I .. did not see that one coming 👀

@kwiens this is crazypants!

@samsaffron @tenderlove get a room you two

credit @tobermatt for this bit of genius. I have to say, I hadn't thought about it in quite this way before 🤣

@betsyphd That's a DEEP CUT

@sarahjeong this is like literally my favorite piece of performance art I've seen in 2018

@kevindente I find it dramatically better on the XS

@Carnage4Life I mostly give them a pass here because any sufficiently widespread peer to peer messaging app would have had the same effect. And p2p messaging apps aren’t exactly rocket science. Facebook is way more complicated.

@rossrubin N64 being the exception in my mind

@rands are you ... walking through the park and reminiscing?

@DenisTrailin @robdaemon @rgardler Show me a single citation from > 2 days ago that indicates Gab is *not* on Azure. Contrast with widespread news coverage from august (2 months ago) that indicated they were.

@stevesi @john_lam @Carnage4Life I don't feel that's quite the same as being three clicks away from the most extreme polarized content (video / images / text) imaginable, on any public computer in the world.

@rgardler @robdaemon IP lookup won't help since they are very secretive about IPs (because they're a hate site) and thus masked behind CloudFlare. So I'm unclear what point you are making, if any. I'm still waiting for that web citation from >2 days ago.

@johnolilly @stevesi @charlesarthur @benedictevans I am legit more excited about new ipads than new iphones at this point. Rumor say the new ipad will use *current* silicon, rather than being 1 gen behind as in the past (A10X vs A11 in iPhone X, A12 in XS). If so, it will be a turbocharged A12 which will be .. kinda bonkers perf!

@rgardler @robdaemon also, view source on gab yourself. multiple azure references still there. https://t.co/LkW5FcKbJB

@rgardler @robdaemon my point is that the info is not out there. You're criticizing me for not searching before posting on Twitter, *when I absolutely did* and there was zero info out there. Again. Find me an azure/gab citation from >2 days ago. I dare you. I triple dog dare you.

@benedictevans @stevesi @johnolilly @charlesarthur it's also frankly disturbing how few choices there are in the Android "tablet" space these days. At this point most Android sites literally throw up their hands and say "screw it, just get an iPad".

@rgardler @robdaemon reports differ. Some say they left voluntarily. Again, find me a citation from > 2 days ago that said anything at all about this .. I'll be waiting over here ;)

@stevesi @johnolilly @charlesarthur @benedictevans The near-death of the iPad Mini is the most interesting thing in this space for me at the moment. https://t.co/WO90Aybx6D

@rgardler @robdaemon There were zero google results saying anything otherwise, that I could find. Feel free to cite any web articles from > 2 days ago..

@rgardler @migueldeicaza I already did, check my Twitter post stream

@stevesi 🤔

@BOYMEXIIII I appreciate the enthusiasm, and I think Africa 🌍 is set to do big things in the next 50 years .. but could you use your own avatar instead of mine?

@rory_blyth I have a bunch extra I can mail you one

Speaking of, here's pictures taken on *every* iPhone from 2G to X. Where was the biggest generational photo quality leap? https://t.co/nyZHqcXnS6

@nickstenning I assumed you had the inside line since you work on Azure (per your bio) but it looks like they weren't on Azure as of "weeks ago" and were kicked off Joyent ~4 hours ago.

@TheExtremista @benwikler @joyent @stripe I searched quite a bit before tweeting. There's near-zero references in google to them getting kicked off azure "weeks" ago. The only ones I found were breaking news ~4 hours ago.

@nabeel Well worth watching for people in the industry. Fair warning: season 4 is allllll over the map in terms of quality and tone. Still worth it!

@benwikler @joyent @stripe There damn sure wasn't much info out there about them being kicked off Azure. It's almost like it was kept intentionally quiet.

IMPORTANT CORRECTION / BREAKING: Gab was evicted from Azure "weeks ago". My apologies for not being well informed about that. @joyent was the new host.. but just booted them 3 hours ago. @stripe also terminated any relationship with Gab.

@lonbaker @_paperino yes, they are a startup designed to foster violence. Their software can be run in any datacenter, on any server. They could run it out of any number of colocation or ISPs or even someone's house, if that person has really good connectivity.

@lonbaker @_paperino is it really "reactionary" when per the article I linked, this is the second known incident, and a multiple fatality now? Gab can host itself on ANY server it wants to, or they could colocate hardware.

@migueldeicaza @rgardler yes, and now it is even WORSE due to relative inaction

@edyesed Being able to iterate in sane fashion is ABSOLUTELY a sign of health. Is it the only one? Obviously not. Nobody was even saying that. But it's as important as a heartbeat for a software company.

@jwz @textfiles The funny thing is, being an incorrigible Apple // pirate in the day, you learned to be EXPERT at figuring games out without any kind of manual. Or find the ascii manual on a bbs somewhere.

@deadprogrammer @cwsterling ironically these articles about ad fails are probably better sales tools (meta!)

@cwsterling I'd still like to see a test on a channel with 1m+ subs

@textfiles lol cc @tobermatt

get your very own pocket HAL 9000 here! https://t.co/f0nJYxPr1o

@nielsheirbaut @nickstenning @satyanadella Irrelevant. Here's what is relevant, though: is Microsoft, or is Microsoft not, in the business of hosting hate sites that incite people to violence? @satyanadella @shanselman

@mikl @kwiens Oh wow crazy! https://t.co/tL7EYpEBdh

@louis_guitton If it is a common question, someone would ask it on SO at some point to harvest those sweet sweet rep points.

@migueldeicaza oh dear, optional semicolons? That has ended very badly for JS

@rory_blyth @clingermangw Life is looooooooooooooong, my man. Long. Long long long. Really LONG. You've got time.

Ah sorry I forgot to include the actual lock pick in the picture https://t.co/cEGqOh35fb

@cwodtke @RobinDotNet @lissijean last time I did in 2014, it was .. not a good time

@cwodtke @RobinDotNet @lissijean that's why I retweeted it, isn't it?

@RobinDotNet @cwodtke @lissijean I do not behave like this. Nobody I know behaves like this. I guess I run in the wrong circles of DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS

@cwodtke @lissijean this stuff is so egregious. Who behaves like this at a company???

@kevindente did you *really* see this going for 6 more seasons??

@josephkaptur Try to imagine a world where I said "glyph" instead of "1 word".

@BrentO see https://t.co/RO8QtQFIyP

@scottwasson love all their games

@avyfain I dunno, they've done some very fast iOS x.x.xx bugfix releases

@uchian that's a cost you have to determine

@Esqarrouth live deployments from public repo github checkins at https://t.co/yMNzCBxKcK -- deployed to https://t.co/hiBsbgi4B2

@Lee_Holmes I don't mean in docs. I mean in the core product. Like in Windows 10, or GitHub itself.

@uchian In the core product. If Twitter changed the word "Reply" to "Respond", for example.

@joshk you should have demanded to pay only half that price

@migueldeicaza 😱

@jshardison @rory_blyth die on EVERY HILL!!!

@ambignostic I do not!

he then posted an amazing annotated picture of this supremely melted, or as he called it, "jizzacked", microwave on shacknews. This might actually predate the name change to shacknews, I'm not sure. Anyway, for whatever reason, I think about that jizzacked microwave a lot.

@shanecelis I think you mean a comment. No rep (or even login) is required to post an actual answer. But a comment is not an answer.

@wilshipley lol "have started loving". That's ALWAYS what Apple loved! A big part of iOS success is steering into what they're always been exceptional at!

@shanecelis @MrRyanFrahm all the same tensions as Wikipedia and in fact MORE due to additional peer review / reputation systems https://t.co/QpiBf849bw

@isislovecruft LOL we explicitly included a rainbow in our logo for this exact aesthetic reason! https://t.co/pLv9iVIPyv

@DocPop see also https://t.co/CDwVIU8bnb