@BlackATTR "a salad is just like a reminder that you could be doing better in life" 🤣

"eat more vegetables"? I'm sorry, I don't eat THE DEVIL'S FRUIT 😈

is.. is there anything in Japan that *doesn't* have a mascot? https://t.co/tmrYd1R3qf

how do i explain tech debt to my therapist

Master the Mix with FUSER - a Revolutionary New Music ...

For anyone who laments #DJHero, you're in luck! @FuserGame,…

has anyone considered a.. mixer party for the incels and femcels? Just spitballing here https://t.co/cuIy8thW1U

BUT MAH FREE SPEEEEECH 🥶🍑 https://t.co/lumMlw9CmB

what is even happpennniinnggg https://t.co/yVfI68iaUp https://t.co/IgnS8UN8hz

“I had a paper route when I was a little kid; I was a paperboy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or two dumpsters.” https://t.co/WhCxdoVYtG

What if everyone had the same neckline as Troi? https://t.co/9M9xmuctx4

@jma245 I’m the type who doesn’t believe in Meyers-Briggs.
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OCEAN/Big Five is t…

Finally a mug WORTH OWNING https://t.co/qAktYxjx24

Colorful Squares on @CodePen:
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Click to generate a new pattern!
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Lol. “Fortnite: the anti-weed, anti-sex, anti-TV, anti-alcohol, anti-smoking solution parents have been seeking for decades…

It is hard to understate how much Qualcomm utterly suuuuucks https://t.co/BXK6WhhwCu

This is a great example of algorithmic bias without ill intent. A pricing algorithm optimizing for one thing (i.e. reduci…

"Scouting is a valuable, even vital idea; the Boy Scouts, though, is quite toxic," writes @risenc. "For scouting to survive…

@codinghorror Wasn't going to make this real, but a few people asked and I've been meaning to do some projects with my printe…

I have the exact opposite of FOMO. What I have is a Fear of Being Invited Along, or a "FOBIA".

@dnaL_evetS not really? Flashlight is another one that, well, you have a phone with that function built in, so is it really worth carrying yet another duplicate item?

@dealmeida I admire the cut of your jib

@theadamconrad do you use the whistle, flint and paracord independently, I mean have you in the past?

@dnaL_evetS can't phone apps do this for you tho?

"the older I get the more I am enjoying dumb verbose code, over fancy concise code" via @samsaffron https://t.co/cNJkMr4IUb

What's the coolest, most useful, least known (in general) travel item / gadget that you take with you when you are oot and aboot?

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This is the year that we'll beat Steve King— not because of who we're against but what we're fighting for: expanding qualit…

Sometimes I stay up really late and order a bunch of stuff on Amazon and then the next day I am like oh sweet Jesus what have I done https://t.co/4oimdmfDOa

@DavidKondrad welcome to the philosophy of https://t.co/7y4dRfCbwS ;)

Not a single day goes by that I don't think about this Nutrigrain ad https://t.co/OVV0da4iaL

People hear roughly 50% of what you say and internalize *maybe* 10% of what you are trying to communicate on their very best days. This is not a problem; this is simply how people work in the real world 🤷‍♂️

Imagine everyone in the U.S. only drank bottled water. We paid 10 times more for water per person than any other country.…

Wheeee! Stack Overflow running on Linux (on a Raspberry Pi), thanks to all the hard work of @m0sa and @Nick_Craver porting…

every programmer who has ever written a "utils" library https://t.co/07ujmkc3Wg https://t.co/XreMHl479w

My cause is just... my will is strong... https://t.co/oxSZk6Rse6

東京にも雪が降ったよー！
雪の上で踊る猫を作ってみました。 https://t.co/lIVlDDcHaX

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

"The meaningful threat of garbage language — the reason it is not just annoying but malevolent — is that it confirms delusion as an asset in the workplace." https://t.co/rvLKAKtRiB

Meanwhile, in Wyoming https://t.co/tOhivbF87F

I am delighted to announce that a generous donor will MATCH the next $21,900 in contributions to the Great Slate. Put a dolla…

“The Internet of Beefs, or IoB, is everywhere, on all platforms, all the time.” https://t.co/ttAzXwwnbu

This 🍎 is for a particular person. You know who you are!

[midnight]

Brain: "Time to go to sleep"

Youtube Algorithm: "Hey man check this out https://t.co/qCMt4Y5PPK"

[2am]

Brain: "One…

Deploy your BASIC code to our 6502 data center in just one tweet. Welcome to 8-bit cloud 😜 https://t.co/ZmB1WIUx4C

As the first knowledge worker whose job was threatened by a machine, I'm happy to share my positive message about the futur…

“No safety nets. No good flavors. No relief.” https://t.co/E4IF9Hcm06

A Kangaroo Walks Into a Bar https://t.co/dhBqENAKh0

"They've cited District 9 and The Leftovers among their influences, along with classic novels like Aldous Huxley's Brave New World and George Orwell's 1984." Now you have my attention! 👀 https://t.co/gmFrLeqI0k

My 72 Hours in a Viral Tweet Vortex: I tweeted a joke that got 100k+ likes a while back and it sucked, 800k+ sounds horrifying ht…

I discovered something utterly horrifying about the new Harrison Ford movie and I feel compelled to share it all with you ht…

we all knew this was bound to happen eventually https://t.co/A2X7E5cd0l

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solvi…

As if @Pinboard needed another reason to fear these terror beasts fueled by eucalyptus and pure rage https://t.co/O7H5QyOhel

Similar to my spray range https://t.co/dZKgAmkYqC

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off." - Bjar…

1990 bloomberg terminal keyboard https://t.co/pE5lnzxGIf

"'This is going down for real. It’s happening. We got merch and everything,' says Wish Boneless" 🤪 https://t.co/ucnmw1L87R

@jpschust You're a smart man.

I always laughed and laughed at people who said Microsoft was evil. You don't even *know* evil until you've looked into the infinite vantablack heart of Larry Ellison https://t.co/W1xdvLEa9z

@vjst @dhh @siracusa We are a country of puritans, that have internalized the cowboy mythology of extreme self reliance, and our "poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Everything's not awesome Things can't be awesome all of the time It's an unrealistic expectation But that doesn't mean we shouldn't try To make everything awesome In a less idealistic kind of way We should maybe aim for not bad 'Cause not bad, well that would be real great

Another glorious day of typing words into little boxes on my computer

MSCHF's new project is a mystery box that costs $100, filled with a random item worth $0-$7,000. The box's value increases…

What do you guys think about me submitting my LEGO Sound Blaster Pro to #LEGOIdeas ? Just 10k votes and it could become a…

“Your job ... is to practice figuring out which ten percent is useful, how to mine it, and how to use it. This is what [life] is for. “ https://t.co/OBR6hXodxJ

I was walking with a friend in Sunnyvale, and a cat started following us. For 20 blocks. After a while, we're worried we j…

But I tried https://t.co/ttrRSClMfb

Thread (1/16). How is that our economic statistics suggest workers have been making slow but steady progress in recent decad…

I do not personally know the creator of this campaign, although he seems to have a solid reputation among the folks I know.…

Actual habits of successful people: • Wake up when their body tells them to • Read stuff that interests them • Exercise when…

@brentpalmer @cyantist Underrated tweet

This went by randomly on an imageboard I was watching. The guy in the glasses is my friend Jason Skiles, who worked on NFL B…

Like start-ups, most intentional communities fail – why? |https://t.co/VNn8A8DKjo

Sometimes the only possible way to get rid of an intrusive thought is to build a thing with sheet metal, foam core, HVAC…

Are you feeling down? https://t.co/SPa3PuuUla

Overflow cat is watching you waiting to use the keyboard https://t.co/LdCk3vsIvX

@migueldeicaza @davkean @timheuer @SoniaCuff Discussion threading is like global thermonuclear war: the only way to win i…

This store is magnificent 👌 https://t.co/kQYywCOmU0

A detailed discussion of pair programming — when to use it, power dynamics and how to get started "The advantage of pair pr…

Skip all the baggage fees at the airport with this luggage jacket https://t.co/FBsOJfjSAH

At legoland we found Mr. Gold! https://t.co/0JWe9jLtit

“Rather than there being any constraints, I think it’s simply because innovation in general is so extremely rare.” https://t.co/FyS42UPzhR

Soviet calculators https://t.co/NeEIuFq434 https://t.co/MXQvrwGMHu

So I learned of an amusing bug today: Docker for Windows won't run if you have the Razer Synapse driver management tool running…

Bury me in this aesthetic https://t.co/ONOfkrgqXp https://t.co/gzNQZBOpzZ

Twitters tragically poor image compression turned this infographic into a role playing exercise for designers. It might ac…

Remember how awesome 2015 was? Let me remind you https://t.co/PQRDJzNWFB

A whatchamacallit in different languages: 7. Thingamajig (English) 6. Chingadera (Spanish) 5. Himstergims (Danish) 4. Nani…

https://t.co/MSn1TF8ii2, the SSH server that knows who you are, got some newly refreshed intel! Try it out!

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A Zen student asked how long it would take to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. ‘Ten years,’ said the Zen master. ‘Well, how about if I work really hard and double my effort?’ ‘Twenty years.’

Current mood https://t.co/fJhPEB6Vrb

My niece really just had her 8th birthday at Target lol! She’s obsessed 😂 https://t.co/NGJz7xB3JG

I articulated it at one point: Our philosophy was to remain “aggressively stupid”. https://t.co/HtCT480trd

“I hear this too-much-free-speech argument a lot these days, but I can’t get used to it.” https://t.co/5ujj9OFgP5

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a Hedgehog on a camping trip. https://t.co/ZBVTwWtD3D

wow this store is amazing 😍 https://t.co/YTUzL2SoZZ

I've got the Power! And Space! And Time! And... My Infinity Stones nail art is up on the blog now! Who else got completel…

Did you adult today? https://t.co/d2x5ZEx5RS https://t.co/TT2x7z6TzO