Health Experts Worry Coronavirus Will Overwhelm America’s GoFundMe System https://t.co/7W8dIjmVJS https://t.co/eALs99PiBA

great news, we won the war on terror all of a sudden https://t.co/eFy46y4nME

Whyy is this so funny 🤣 https://t.co/tRxGxfvtii

This guy gets it 😉 cc @joffreyjaffeux ¶💪 https://t.co/2XFX1w31dt

"get rid of the bad apple... even if it's you." https://t.co/YvhBcJ0cV4

This is my gift to you for today. 🎁😘 https://t.co/r9Nqxjg7vk

@codinghorror @PhilipBattin https://t.co/kZINzSgGII

it is "like a treasure that only the most loyal of Toto fans can find." https://t.co/UOU7zuFYzZ

The day I left Stack Overflow and I was so so upset. It was my baby, but I had to leave; that was what was needed. The team made me a special goodbye website. Just for me. I don't know if I thanked them enough, but years later, I still feel that gesture. Thank you. cc @balpha

Evidence from past pandemics showed that the cancelation of public events and school closures worked and saved lives. https…

@lowellheddings do not ever put any tweets from that asshole in my stream Lowell.

My new favorite thing might be power cable cosplay. https://t.co/x8V1IDzm6o

And if you believe in writing things down, that is a core value of @discourse from day one. The power of the paragraph ¶ — our trials are absolutely free no auto billing ever, https://t.co/lHKvIkjRrA https://t.co/hE5cNolwj0

We use @discourse forum at @FISSIONcodes as both our internal company discussions as well as public community discussion.

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our time has come... #introvert https://t.co/HTX7xyNrhx

Well, that was easy https://t.co/D4llmmkxAn https://t.co/OS93L60CGT

my current job in a nutshell https://t.co/JqNetrnJV5

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls…

I have become one of these people who puts this kinda family stuff on their minivan and I love it https://t.co/IXhgw5XtPj

A contrasty ringed Ischnocodia sp tortoise beetle from the lush jungles of Belize and a beautiful golden Aspidimorpha sp…

@dnaL_evetS interesting. Mine has been rock solid so far, granted, only about 1 month in. But I will say the previous 2005 era one was noticeably less reliable than this one, the design has improved

Barry Marshall was sure that Helicobacter pylori caused peptic ulcers, but since it was illegal to test that on humans,…

@lowellheddings look at you all saucy and shit

Another day of pushing buttons on the electric box so that someone else has a good time using their electric box, to trick my b…

Got some new swim trunks! Literally 3 minutes after I took this picture, this other thing happened 😹 https://t.co/9UMA2V9USb

yes, yes, as man I only respond to beauty products involving SKULLS and DEATH and KILLING (slams a Liquid Death for emphasis) https://t.co/2u1AgdQdM6

🇩🇪 Never waste a crisis to teach a new German word. Hamsterkäufe (literally shopping like a hamster): to go binge shopping w…

"it treats breakage and repair as part of the history of an object, rather than something to disguise." https://t.co/33XKIocop3

@theratsass the NPR way seems *especially* exaggerated though

@BlackATTR Highly recommend Poptopia https://t.co/IZOcrB1Ax9

love power pop with all my goddamn heart https://t.co/rWrbbAUI7Z

Big Gun Energy https://t.co/b8251eldcg

well it's good to see the coronavirus has totally clinched the democratic nomination (runs away) 🏃‍♂️💨

@adlangx I should.. dramatic pause..

let it go

@emericle TRIGGERED

I super *super* hate the archetypal "podcast voice" that NPR / This American Life popularized. It is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I just wanna punch these people so bad.

A good friend told me this years back. I liked it and it stuck. Saw it on a sign today and thought how lucky I am that it sti…

compersion — The feeling of joy one has experiencing another's joy, such as in witnessing a toddler's joy and feeling joy in response.

@ViGreyTech you are a monster

I experience massive nerd rage when I see pixel incorrect pac-man stickers😡 https://t.co/tINawfvC8u

In my benchmarks I have noticed that Mac these days is offering terrible Rails boot times, in fact I can get enormously fas…

AirBnB should offer discounts to guests who take the time to turn off Motion Smoothing on hosts’ TVs.

@lowellheddings There are some amazing moments in every season though. That leg chair thing for example has many excellent guest star appearances in the final season

@lowellheddings it features heavily in the final season of Silicon Valley, you saw that right?

I needed this in my life so bad https://t.co/nlXpKLVyQn

you know what would be pretty good right now is a machine that could test for many conditions using a single drop of blood

MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE. https://t.co/KBm0Y5RVNK

When you surround the enemy Always allow them an escape route. They must see that there is An alternative to death.

This male orchid bee (Euglossa hansoni) from Costa Rica is one of the most brightly colored insects I have ever seen. This i…

Podcasts are just meetings.

I saw somebody call coronavirus “the roni” earlier and I have not known peace since

Don't answer - just in case you don't know this, Ol' Jason is going to mention to you that one way (not the only one) to exp…

I had trouble understanding Midsommar until I read this https://t.co/aV00TpdpDq

Today’s happy place. https://t.co/BtiKOLijjl

@VOscarMV I wasn't actually

I often refer to California Proposition 65 as an example of what not do in software user interfaces. Pure bureaucracy, solving nothing, and adding noise.. everywhere. https://t.co/pAoGgaiG0d

Imagine if we could have a Biden / Warren ticket. Why not?

“Let’s use Kubernetes!” means now you have 8 problems. 😄 A fun riff on the old saw about regular expressions but totally…

Laura Dern’s goldfish dies at 14 years old https://t.co/zAYKmN9DkE https://t.co/WVfDhXIFvk

@brompts @peanutbutterfre @Pinboard @cat_upgrades y'all are very .. uh.. special individuals indeed

@peanutbutterfre @Pinboard @cat_upgrades @brompts are you real people or bots

@donoteat1 I really need to finish this up and frame it https://t.co/RkeCPBGdb8

> man I'm working from home and no one is responding to me on slack
> how do remote workers do it

Here at @discourse: htt…

😱 https://t.co/GPqYDB9sb3

“The best time to make a breaking change that involves updating existing code is now” https://t.co/ByF6opHSJn

The Verticade arcade machine (https://t.co/FovcoSCZFc) was going to be scraped with the office move. I took it apart and brought…

Shape Of: YouTube Premium is Amazing:

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RIP my hero, mentor and dear friend Tim Skelly. First guy to make an arcade fighting game (in3D!), first guy to do co-o…

15 min video tutorial 😔
50 min of trial and error👌☺️

#developer #comics https://t.co/fgqUPMvm7h

the Internet has not “stoked belief in conspiracy theory,” as often claimed, but has “achieved something even more cynical. It has made belief irrelevant.” https://t.co/TVllT56hqO

idk who needs to hear this but if you ever need to move a lamb over a wall, here u go https://t.co/r0wotk5qgH

You don't have to get 12-D chess to understand the reason the Senate is the most important election this year. A bare Senate…

This is what I aspire to do, every day https://t.co/cQbCTOfySF

"zczesniak and other scientists published in The Journal of Texture Studies, which you better believe I read, posited that humans like crispy because it signaled freshness and safe-to-eatness in our caveman days (lettuce, apples, tasty crickets)" https://t.co/nvndks4po1

The Oldest Company in Almost Every Country (That is Still in Business) https://t.co/6vRfeFwOzj

It’s difficult to pull off songs about suicide but Paul Westerberg sure could https://t.co/bVMxbqIKs6

I BEAT TOM STEYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recruiter: Do you have a CS background?

Me: Yes, absolutely

My CS background: https://t.co/eDnPsr0CDN

I think we can do some jungle brutalism https://t.co/A9oOF4i4ko

💖 Discourse 2.4 is released! Featuring hardware security key support, a revamped user menu, tag synonyms, pie graph polls wi…

I made it through the wilderness https://t.co/5Xj6PWSDuz

"Los Angeles FC lead owner Larry Berg predicted MLS will surpass Major League Baseball in popularity during the next 10 years" ⚽ https://t.co/uBMEltKC7L

yesss https://t.co/wHjUbRK51W

Steve Jobs's widow Laurene Powell Jobs plans to give away her $28 billion in assets. "It's not right for individuals to acc…

At some point I switched out Facebook for Twitter because I much prefer the terrible politics of strangers to the terrible po…

These teens on TikTok are out here doing the lord’s work. https://t.co/KzGKGqR0w2

Young Me, Now Me was the best lowbrow art project ever https://t.co/gAdksWxhoM

Petition to rename every network plug as internet hole https://t.co/iLr6CQW9i9

Eyeing everyone on flights these days... https://t.co/Fzfy0ylo4q

@meshcenter @gregisenberg @amyjokim @discourse scroll to the bottom of a topic and watch people reply in real time ;)

How do you plead? https://t.co/LnCHuYFO20

From a cat cafe in New Zealand. https://t.co/MXy2PkAtJX

I'm a planetary scientist with published papers specifically on Saturn's atmosphere/rings, so thought it'd be fun to rank the…

My friend just now said “hold on, I need to put these boys in 4-wheel drive” and did this to his crocs before walking o…

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sending ghost hugs to everyone reading this 👻🤗 .. and they are the freaky pagan front hug kind too, sorry-NOT-SORRY