@EduardoMolteni well, technically the first question was @codinghorror asking "where are my pants?" but it was deleted a…

We made it to May first! WE DID IT EVERYONE! 🌸🌺🌼🌻

MacBook Pro running hot & slow? Plug in the charger on the right (no, really):
https://t.co/ix51GQ4vQf

My dad used to teach in inner city camden. He's been retired for 20 years, still gets emails like these He changed the co…

Spent the last hour judging the online sheep show And I have to tell you that the young handlers under 8 class was th…

You can do a day. https://t.co/29POUvmFHE

This just made my heart shine and my eyes water. https://t.co/0GeEKGJkAd

"We are a group of CS PhDs from Georgia Tech .. we have created an automated service https://t.co/whqrCtEqTw to detect typosquatting, backdoors, and malware in Python, NPM, Ruby ecosystems, and create a database of pre-vetted packages." https://t.co/hVKvn9iFlu

I forgot I had the poster of this Bob the Angry Flower classic https://t.co/FC5qmwSwI0

Unpopular But Correct Opinion: password managers don't work for normal humans, and *never will*. Focus on getting people…

Jordan Mechner's doing an AMA today. https://t.co/AJLdQNoKTJ

Acetony! Acetoni! Acetoné! https://t.co/ASw1AeBPLL

wealth shown to scale .. our new gilded age https://t.co/fmmXeBuLbz

Solar in sunny places is just mind-bogglingly cheap now. The latest world record: 1.35 cents / kwh in Abu Dhabi. That compares t…

8yo has mastered sitting in online lessons while also generally messing around, yet switching the video on and appearing li…

@wavyknife it.. hasn't been good since season 1. Which was actually amazing. Season 2 was sketchy. Season 3 has degraded further

@fecologist per the Supreme Court, even. Worst decision ever. 😭

@fecologist silence is a virtue, sometimes

the worst billionaires are absolutely the edgelord billionaires

The opening paragraph of Dr. Bronners' Wikipedia comes in with guns absolutely blazing https://t.co/sBWyKYOFhO

Can’t stop thinking about this correction in today‘s Sun. https://t.co/J9tsRqXYTh

I tried Quake 2 RTX and whoo boy that game has *not* aged well https://t.co/fjEh2M7FIU

iPad Magic Keyboard: yes it is heavy, basically doubling the weight of the iPad (coverless, anyway). But it's surprisingly nice other than that! Having an official trackpad / mouse on an ipad is 🤯

Is the emoji violin small enough? 🎻 https://t.co/CATs0uVSel

See that little sign in the hall? They don't allow liquid containers on planes. That implies 9/11 happened in Animal Crossin…

they say you jive and game and can't be changed but on the positive side, you're my piece of the rock and I love you

good: make the error message descriptive and provide advice on what to try next better: make the feature simpler and clearer to use so users generate less errors best: automate the feature away altogether so it's automatic and transparent to the user

Sometime last year I bought this book for $1.90 online, specifically because--I gotta be transparent here--I thought it…

has.. has society totally collapsed 📀 https://t.co/108yKlwADl

This was a game so good it can't be overhyped https://t.co/Oq10zJD1T0 https://t.co/ZZjxfptjbj

One cool thing about painting your nails is you can huff the fumes while they dry https://t.co/PBqFAMTRr4

@codinghorror To paraphrase and extend my chiropractor:

You will spend a third of your life lying on your bed.
You will spend a…

"a quality desk and quality chair will be some of the best investments you'll ever make as a software developer." https://t.co/ocTiAZRkTI

If you want to sleep Windows 10 without a sleep key on your keyboard, remember "SUX" backwards. Press Windows+X, U, S. https://t.co/GAj5K0w6oo https://t.co/HNgdErtbQd

Fine, #moist is trending but #slacks should be trending instead. https://t.co/m3q5zytkM8

And some advertisements for Excel 3.0. Toolbars were featured on the box, including the "magical" sum command. PS: The review…

Carl Malamud @carlmalamud you CHAMP! "Copyright protection doesn’t extend to the annotations in the state’s official annotate…

Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it

"over time [younger voters will] age into higher voting rates" is the saddest god damn sentence I've read in recent memory https://t.co/yNYvuVXiin

The Oxford scientists now say that with an emergency approval from regulators, the first few million doses of their vaccine cou…

"If this conversation seems strange to you, you probably haven't worked with many software developers." http://t.co/Rg8ZP…

Hypercard running on the Nintendo 3DS.
https://t.co/GsaBJ5MtjY

— Picture by our friend @nomand https://t.co/3yMshoLlXL

Granddaughters playing a game their grandpa helped design 27 years ago. https://t.co/rQYS6480I3

I have so many questions.... https://t.co/N2fjXJ7j5v

Ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit and contains 20% sugar. That makes it a soda.

"The toys themselves have become collector's items, fetching prices as high as $1,000." https://t.co/PtwAYndrSI

Apparently hellbans (silent, "you don't even know it's happening") are in the news again as Twitter uses this technique https://t.co/fzzpMqjT5x

Awww I did not know @jwz had a baby! Congrats Jamie! https://t.co/AZAI4CEWkQ

Jeff Bezos⬇️ 2010 net worth: $12 billion 2019 net worth: $112 billion Mark Zuckerberg⬇️ 2010 net worth: $4 billion 201…

:) https://t.co/UBC8mT2oML

@codinghorror I’m the exact same way. The only good experiences I’ve had are comically low doses. I think there’s just a…

OK. I have learned things. Original comment is based on ingestion of THC, which results in almost a *completely different experience* for me versus vaping. It... feels like a totally different drug to be honest. https://t.co/sdJaip0jM9

✨ New in Discourse 2.5 beta 3! Enable the "show copy button on codeblocks" site setting to get a copy button on all posted c…

Night train https://t.co/9me6DT8qar

How we reopen https://t.co/fzq5HIaGBB

9 Ways to Focus a Wandering Mind https://t.co/tOZO7LNL3P

And now, a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci. #SNLAtHome https://t.co/LYemNAWaAT

Of course Tom Hanks’ blood is the solution to all of this. https://t.co/ZElqoNxvDW

@wavyknife @Kaboobi you can go out without getting in six foot range though!

when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark. https://t.co/6EcuGhjzIY

🎶 I cut my own hair today.. to see if I still feel.. 🎶

I just graduated from my 4 week Ancient Philosophy course with the University of Pennsylvania (@Penn). I know... my hobbies ar…

Empty public spaces, temperature checks, and constant anxiety: Wuhan is coming back to life, but not as anyone knew it https://t.co…

the funniest photo I've ever seen is from the time Brian Wilson went to see CATS https://t.co/bT7uXUTuH3

It's time! Here's a cover of "Nothing Compares to You" by Prince. Share it if you like it!
https://t.co/OUbAhkAQP9

What a fasinating treat! https://t.co/yornNJH1P8

The Mayor of Las Vegas: “We offer to be a control group.” Insane Clown Posse: “We refuse to risk even one Juggalo life…

Valerian root as a sleep aid?

hooded pitohuis are poisonous which I suspect explains why they just sit there calmly, waiting for you to agree that the…

Dated 3/25/2020 .. https://t.co/VKRfOTw2gS

@RayuAlex @deadprogrammer just the USA and other backwards authoritarian governments, really

PSA: This column I wrote last month about how to clean your phone with UV light and disinfectant is ONLY about cleaning sm…

Great read - The first modern pandemic
https://t.co/uN2q85rDPz

After a hospital in Boston began requiring nearly everyone to wear masks, new coronavirus infections diagnosed in its staffers dro…

Here is Dr. Birx's reaction when President Trump asks his science advisor to study using UV light on the human body and…

@RudeMatrix I certainly cannot advise you to send $ to a friend in the US to donate, that would be inappropriate 😉

It's time to ditch Mitch McConnell. The race is so close. Let's do our part to send this 🐢 packing. https://t.co/g0EYKhbYvU

@wavyknife https://t.co/26vVNZeL9n

"Also, 'web portal' software is up 2x. We’re still not quite sure what web portal software does, other than provide confirmation to its users that they do not work at a startup." 🤣👏

Rngesus saves.. I rolled 25, 49, 40, 66 https://t.co/1LDU21ZLGy

I wonder if in 10 years humanity will finally launch JavaScript-powered spacecraft into deep space

Yesterday, I posted a tweet asking to see everyone's clipboards, and got over 2,000 pasted replies. It's a snapshot of digital ep…

The symphony of science! https://t.co/W8fhGlpT6y

I have intense feels for people in 2+ month long home quarantine with ex-spouses, contentious / broken relationships, or special needs family members. 😬 stay strong

very very cool Dragonball Z creativity with three paper cups! https://t.co/W8DjbuYnjW

Pandemic traffic trends on Stack Exchange. Yes, there are more sites than just Stack Overflow, in case you were wondering 🤣 https://t.co/OqT9NXCUz9

Another day another stupid Excel chart https://t.co/NaNLHTZGSW

I was sent a proto of this very cool Cyberpunk 2077 inspired knife, check it out at https://t.co/WsAU4W5qoB -- see youtube description for website. https://t.co/hyE68MileM

C.R.E.A.M. Cache Rules Everything Around Me 🙌 https://t.co/9Iyr90P6fD

Of all the technical debt you can incur, the worst in my experience is bad names -- for database columns, variables, func…

this will sound familiar to many parents of toddlers right now https://t.co/yLp1xD07fQ

COVER YOUR MOUTH
face masks now available on my @Threadless store https://t.co/RfNpq1yAG5 https://t.co/hjlMFZhlVx

"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog": -overdone -juvenile -has no impact or weight to it "sphinx of black qu…

Does anyone have a higher res or source material for this? only source I've got is https://t.co/Pol50gQ5fB https://t.co/OL4GN9qaWr

This is the coolest thing Stripe has done. https://t.co/XGn4tsVhDe

This voice effect ruined my LIFE https://t.co/CXU2CDANGg

"Talking about which policies could work politically in Trump districts is not a fun conversation to have, but we need to have those conversations." https://t.co/yNYvuVXiin