The DooM-chip! It will run E1M1 till the end of times (or till power runs out, whichever comes first). Algorithm is burned int…

It's time to make quality, affordable internet a public utility. Especially now, folks need: -reliable, timely information…

🏠bored at home? take a saxy AI solo 🎷

#madewithmagenta #tonetransfer
try it yourself https://t.co/RVe0izUCHr https:/…

im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now mo…

WHOA SIMPSONS PREDICTED EVERYTHING https://t.co/6QIWKsGmE5

Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos https://t.co/LWkCOpcQNz

If you are not regularly making payments on your accrued technical debt as a company, you are screwing up.

Me at every performance review https://t.co/HZrSwE4YJA

NHK conducted an experiment to see how germs spread at a cruise buffet. They applied fluorescent paint to the hands…

My little sister graduated high school and her quote i- https://t.co/R4DHIWXO5D

Amiga Workbench 1.3 in 5k. https://t.co/zARzMtqs04

In which I answer of the few of the questions I got after resigning, address Brad Porter’s comment, and generally thank the wo…

Some of the most trenchant analysis of our times https://t.co/mNQeCItHJa

His reaction when he realizes the bird loves him back https://t.co/rpArztJPnO

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Hopefully this site helps some of you as much as it helped me. https://t.co/OC54zeNdKa

ah ok I think I fixed it!!
https://t.co/X5cvhZmKf4 https://t.co/78ZX9we9tG

Tap to see the first Microsoft Mouse, circa early 1980s.

Hope this #ThrowbackThursday made you smile. 🐭 https://t.co/o7vll…

Oh, apparently people like Zork a lot! Well, let me walk you through what the Internet Archive has lying about to make your…

me: :)

Brian Eno: :( https://t.co/FeRTc7vFG3

I love our new laptop performance metric, "is it as fast as an iPhone 11?" 🤣👏 but seriously A14X is gonna be crazy bonker nutzzzz

winds on through the hills for 15 days https://t.co/E2ohpx94t8

"...a majority of Americans wouldn’t eat in a restaurant, go to the movies or return to a shopping mall even if they were now told they could." https://t.co/vWuqpGhrJL

It is truly amazing in retrospect how much MSFT botched the Xbox One launch. Let's see if they can.. uh.. not.. do that for Xbox One X.

If you thought the Nascar social media community was bad, I wish you could understand what is happening to the Thomas the Ta…

I made more money from @Bandcamp on May 1st, 2020 than I have from Spotify in their entire existence.

"All Val Kilmer’s stories are like that, told with that same dash of preordained kismet." https://t.co/WWw0LrLY7n

Scunthorpe Sans: creative use of OpenType ligatures to automatically censor profanity https://t.co/FP0uK1m5sg

Ars Technica on the massive effort to reverse-engineer N64 source code: Super Mario 64 was decompiled and ported to Windows, part…

Looking for a great mother's day gift? "Together we're giving the gift of health to mothers in need." https://t.co/5y5BacIJp4

@ftrain https://t.co/nHyq9zjREI

In a moment of nerd extreme even for myself I zoomed in to confirm that the fox is running Windowmaker. https://t.co/Njsri88s7c

The way our curtains fell made a pin hole camera. We woke up to find the houses across the road projected onto our bed…

Wow! Noise is a secret killer of performance. A 10db noise increase (from a dishwasher to a vacuum) drops productivity by 5%…

#BlackMirror Creator Says the World Is Too Bleak Right Now for Season 6 https://t.co/ix0l7uFUkX https://t.co/qAswxYknU5

reconnecting...

You had me at "East India Company" https://t.co/mkibqfKIXh

You know the "this is less of a question, more of a comment" guy (it's always a guy) during the Q&A period of a talk? That's *exactly* why Stack Overflow isn't a discussion system, and never was.

This Fursona Does Not Exist: GAN-generated furry portraits https://t.co/RkxlSclucG

Attention headhunters: I'm a technology leader that knows how to mute myself on a conference call. Reach out to me for detai…

Less than 3 days since I started working on my new side project, and it's already almost done! Title TBD but it's a passwor…

a sublime mashup https://t.co/z7W89JYhhQ

@treason don't have to do (boring, repetitive, mundane) things, you mean

@ArsenTufankjian yeah we had a cat like that too. You have to reinforce the feeder for those kinds of cats. This one is more chill.

NEW: we’ve updated our excess mortality tracker, the gold-standard measure for Covid deaths, allowing like-for-like compa…

Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence: https://t…

Why was this song in my brain? Whatever happened to Terence Trent D'Arby? https://t.co/jMlolG5IVP

You can practice social distancing on social media too. Stay away from people who are infected with negativity, a lack of g…

What it's like to fly an electric airplane: https://t.co/Oh3lhwz4fu

This is where range anxiety gets real

I will let out a bit of a secret. I have been running a full IBM System/370 Mainframe on a $5 Raspberry Pi Zero for ~5…

Someone recently told me I make “nerdy ass” tweets well here is one for today 🤗 https://t.co/sqggZoNLOk

@codinghorror Oh, hai

all right if "X Æ A-12 Musk" is a thing, my next kid is gonna be named "Bobby Tables Atwood"

What better way to get ready for Christmas than with a Flowbee Cut? #FlowbeeLife

Every time I make a mistake https://t.co/7UtnRwrmq8

I am not addicted to randomness! I can stop any time I want.. randomly. https://t.co/EC2DXNOOYH

People always say "We want your A-team!" but have you seen that show?

Fonts used by U.S. Courts of Appeals in opinions. Map made by Martin Cheung with research by Kyle Varnedoe, posted on Facebo…

Inject this directly into my veins.
https://t.co/6HTQKy8jTt

Empathy cards I can believe in https://t.co/GODnX4JmTa https://t.co/L2VwkjwHzQ

a method of drawing infinitely many touching circles https://t.co/PEYUO7JHdJ

apparently it is the fourth for @discourse themes 🤣 https://t.co/JAFGUd2KeU

"We are the world’s most innovative economy and we have powerful resources in our government, business and civil sectors,"…

Animal Talking: an adorable talk show "filmed" in Animal Crossing by screenwriter Gary Whitta https://t.co/0ViKcTwpEb

@patrickc https://t.co/aQxU9kq1aE 💪🏻🔥🚀 https://t.co/TH8eQwYWFD

Friday was my last day at Amazon: https://t.co/kXYDPdNbs7
[Server’s running a little hot but give it time, it’ll come through…

I'm uplifted by the inspirational messages people are putting in their windows. https://t.co/8s46AkU6My

I was gonna make a snarky joke about how bad the Westworld season 3 finale was but it's so very bad that I can't bring myself to do it

I just figured out the most unrealistic thing about the movie, Contagion. Matt Damon manages to maintain a great haircu…

This Extraction movie on netflix is shockingly good. Like ... Bourne movie good. https://t.co/b8g77oDH8R

Emerson, my 11 year old, is on a bit of a wild ride with the @USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug.

And, I think there’s a…

I don't know how people listen to podcasts. They are excruciating for me. The bandwidth of listening to a human voice is far too low, I need to consume so much faster. (Yes, sped up to 1.5x is better, but.. reading is still so much faster.)

Code can be seen on the commit https://t.co/71xM6c1Dgr
The important thing to realise is once a device becomes connected it…

9-eyes. Interesting images randomly captured by the 9-camera rig on top of the Google Maps streetview cars https://t.co/FzTUIOL3YB

"Psychedelics ... Produce Persistent Antidepressant-like Effects in a Rodent Experimental System" 🐭 https://t.co/tcKVg8GkBV

Wife was half way through episode one of an Amazon Prime Video show that looked promising, so I used browser tools to watc…

as I get older I find I am becoming more and more of a deletionist. Maybe Snapchat had the right idea -- at least for som…

Not a sneaker person at all (and whoo boy is that a subculture) but this is cool https://t.co/RbKwJVc9ap

Slack is not the answer.

The web browser is the single greatest software application ever written. It's not even close.

@sajattack you're welcome 🤗

what's the best / easiest parental control app for iPad?

Misconceptualization via shared surface features https://t.co/HIari8b6lz

Wow: an entire website dedicated to recreating all the hardware and clothes from the movie Hackers https://t.co/EPlabYpfV1

I miss new romanticism https://t.co/v7Vh8dL7Ld

Thanks Facebook, but I'm not really sure this helps https://t.co/LQnBYoPmZP

There are over 100 different coronavirus vaccine candidates in the works. These candidates take a variety of approaches to p…

The worst impostor syndrome is people who insist on spelling it "imposter" 😉 https://t.co/HU5aZBOTbq

Theaters Prepare to Reopen with TSA-Style Check-in, Temperature Screenings, and Plexiglass https://t.co/YNjpuxE0kl https://t…

@marcgravell related: I once excluded all of Stack Overflow from google via robots.txt .. not my best day

I refactored some of the Stack Overflow cache code. Negated a Boolean. Disabled cache completely - every cache was a miss.…

Nowadays https://t.co/oGmy4emC0C

That’s my boy. He’s 11 now. Pure joy and occasionally, burping and farting. https://t.co/zB0ZPPq8OY

"The political systems that we have were built in a different era. They were built for an era where information was extraordinarily important, but where the capacities to process and disseminate information were very, very limited." https://t.co/c6VZw2zdKu

wow, Ted died. That's a bummer. https://t.co/jXtnTMcw9A

オンライン飲み会から緊急脱出できるマシーンを作りました https://t.co/gB2Ur6f21i

I resent knowing this much, or anything at all, about Elon Musk