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The coolest screenshot of Task Manager you've ever seen, guaranteed http://blogs.technet.com/markrussinovich/archive/2008/07/21/3092070.aspx

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I like rain, I like ham, I like you. You're around, you're right here, so you'll do.

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*incredibly* obscure "The Shield" reference. I'll be impressed if anyone gets it. http://d00kie.ytmnd.com/

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In the original 150+ year old AMA charter, physicians were warned to “avoid all contumelious and sarcastic remarks.” House MD, not so much.

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yet another reason San Francisco is awesome: crowdsourced haircuts! http://tinyurl.com/5d4vj2

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Amazon wasn't affected by their own S3 outage because they cache: http://tinyurl.com/6eq2ag

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well, to be fair, when I said "analyst" I really meant "person who submitted a comment on my blog"

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"It might take a few years, but HTML is doomed, and it'll be gone sooner than most people think." wow. worst analyst EVER.

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my impulse control is pretty much nonexistent. OH LOOK SHINY THING! (runs away)

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wow -- an upcoming cover of Esquire will have an electronic e-ink cover bit, amazing http://is.gd/ZtB

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choice kills http://tinyurl.com/5fxaos

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paradise unpaved http://www.frankejames.com/debate/?p=98

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A HUNDRED AND TWELVE year old artist? http://tinyurl.com/6llad3

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buying the Team America World Police album from Amazon MP3. I meant to do this on the 4th of July but forgot. http://is.gd/ZnO

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"We know fish have a way of forgetting everything they ever knew every three seconds or so." For me, it's more like four days.

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Microsoft doesn't get enough credit for their hardware division innovations. Check out the "Arc Mouse" http://is.gd/YLA

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@pacifika yeah, in the .net world you can use any CLR language you want as long as it's C#

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so what if 95% of them fail. That's part of the fun. You'll learn more in 1 year at a startup than, well, anything I can think of.

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Paul Graham is kind of a dick about it sometimes, but he's right that starting a small business is where it's at. Startups = teh future.

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"My question more fundamental: Why are all people named 'Scott' programmers. Is this some kind of national law that I'm not aware of."

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"IMDB.com, where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda.)"

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Hooray for reCAPTCHA! http://recaptcha.net/

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To me, the iPhone is one thing: a mobile device that replicates the desktop browser experience for the first time. Killer app! calls? meh.

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"the opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference."

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Is it wrong to say I preferred Twitter without the images? Although the image -> person connection is helpful, I must say.

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"For all the hubbub regarding the new App Store, most 'iPhone software' runs in the web browser." I SMELL THE FUTURE

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Why, why, why did I buy something from an eBay seller with reputation 0. I know better than that. Sigh. I blame myself for being greedy.

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LINQ is great, but it can be difficult to get the exact SQL you need. I just want to emit "select count(*) from table where parentid=3" ..

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anyone using HTTP response code HTTP/204 no-content? It's an interesting one; prevents browser navigation after request.

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even the slowest GPU implementation was nearly 6 times faster than the best-performing CPU version http://is.gd/Y5c

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@BPAndrew the App Store / Xbox Live Store model could very well be the future. Locked down platform, corporate (benevolent?) gatekeeper.

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If there is one lesson MSFT should internalize, it is this: third party developers will screw the user fairly often, given the chance.

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I want to believe that developer community matters, but in my heart I know Apple's right: a quality 1st party end2end experience trumps all.

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YOU GET AN EFF MINUS http://gadgets.boingboing.net/worstconsole.png

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Wow, GTX 280 cards are down to $420 from $650 at intro 1 (!) MONTH AGO. Thank you AMD/ATI and the invisible hand.

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"We wanna be free.. we wanna be free to *do* what we wanna *do*.. " http://tinyurl.com/5sag6h

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In case it's not clear, I am saying this approach does have its advantages.

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MSFT has to be very careful not to piss off partners, customers, regulators, etc. Apple: f**k 'em all, we do what we want. And you like it!

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The advantage of Apple's approach is that they *just don't care* when they crush a third-party competitor. Nobody else seems to, either.

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"California uses more gas than any country in the world (except the USA), including China." http://is.gd/Wb3

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Apple, fundamentally speaking, is NOT a developer centric company, and never will be, IMHO. No "developers, developers, developers" there.

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IPhone Developer: Apple's Secrecy, Slowness Makes Things Difficult http://tinyurl.com/6mjbm2

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Guitar Hero II introduced me to My Chemical Romance; I know it's emo as hell, but I like that Black Parade album. Music FTW.

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"I prefer to think of the Long Tail as being a tail to a different animal." http://is.gd/XXN

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now that I use Skype so much I get to dust off my "let's go voice" chat phrase which, I swear to God, I last used in about 1986 w/modems

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It's important that I watch that Eric Prydz "Call on Me" video every few months, for .. y'know.. educational purposes.

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"My feeling is, if you're not going to take the criticism seriously, then you can't really take the praise personally."

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15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will http://tinyurl.com/36otth

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Dark Night was really, really dark, much darker than expected. Almost horror movie like at times. Great flick though, if a little.. long.

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squidoo making horrible rookie XSS mistakes in early 2007 http://is.gd/XsL

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why a world ruled by Apple is infinitely scarier, to me, than a world ruled by Microsoft: http://is.gd/XqG

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@bethgo it puts the location in the basket. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET.

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If you actually *READ* the link I provided, it contains a citation for the "58% never read" statistic. Just sayin'. http://is.gd/Xql

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delicious mock tofu—all you need is chicken fat, puréed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow http://is.gd/Xpx

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"58% of the US adult population never reads another book after high school." http://parapublishing.com/sites/para/resources/statistics.cfm

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saw Durian potato chips at the Vietnamese deli. I'm scared. See: sign forbidding Durians on Singapore's MRT http://is.gd/XoS

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kottke found this gem: List of fictional films mentioned in Seinfeld http://tinyurl.com/3eo7pv

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maybe this 3.0.1 fix will stop the FF3 crashes I was seeing, repro sounds REAL familiar http://tinyurl.com/5gqz6b

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http://tinyurl.com/5ehpqr is kinda cool. I have a lot of "arena_dalloc_small" (#1) in my about:crashes as well.

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The Who -- really, The Who -- played a great live set at E3 for Harmonix' Rock Band 2 party. Holy cow. http://is.gd/WGw

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holy crap that Watchmen trailer looked far better than I expected. Must.. not.. get.. hopes.. up..

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leaked Watchmen trailer ***SQUEE*** http://tinyurl.com/5qtqk8

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why do I always read Yosemite as Yo, Semite!

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I have no idea what this is, but it's awesome. Two rock band drum kits played at once? http://tinyurl.com/6rcjms

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ok, I'll try NoScript, I guess. It blocks ads?

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anyway, I'm not convinced the FF add-ons are the culprit. I use like, THREE, and all wildly popular ones. I average 2 crashes per day so far

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also, for those "it ain't FF, it's the add-ons" people, guess what? It ain't Windows, it's usually the drivers and apps. Responsibility..?

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I hope all the obscenities I'm adding to my FF3 crash reports are helping the Mozilla developers troublehsoot the problem.

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In the UK, Meat Loaf "is one of only two artists with an album *never to have left the music charts*" Scary. http://is.gd/VJs

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graffiti for butterflies http://www.dziga.com/graffiti/

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George Bush doesn't care about black people; WordPress doesn't care about Windows users. As usual. http://wordpress.org/support/topic/189058

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"When it comes to your pocketbook and wine, ignorance is bliss." http://tinyurl.com/59puuf

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I just donated $9 to this guy; you should too. Read it: http://tinyurl.com/6gqfor

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watched Mad Men season 1. Great show; ends *exceptionally* strong. Stick with it through the first 3-4 episodes.

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protip: when your coworkers leave their computers unlocked, "helpfully" change their default IDE font to Comic Sans.

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http://uservoice.com versus http://getsatisfaction.com -- FIGHT! Well, the kind of fight where everyone wins.

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I am *this* close to believing my own hype. It's not good.

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"crosses all cultural barriers to become the dumbest movie I've seen in an entire generation. But it is also funny as hell" http://is.gd/VC9

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@bethgo we are HUGE Shield fans, too, *squeeeeee*

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asp.net folks -- what's the best way to set up a recurring page load for background processing? scheduled task? something else?

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NEWS FLASH: Guitar Hero: World Tour will work with Rock Band drums/instruments on the xbox360 -- confirmed! http://is.gd/UCq

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great novelty USB flash drive http://www.worldwidefred.com/hacked.htm

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Ze Frank going to Hollywood was not a good idea; I thought he was smarter than that http://www.vimeo.com/1341185

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Vimeo is like taking a cool, refreshing shower after watching YouTube

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"figure out the least we can possibly do, then implement those basic features with as much attention to detail as we can."

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Meher Baba on his deathbed: "conveying by his last gestures, 'Do not forget that I am God.'" I don't think Gods should go out like that.

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random thing I mention on our podcast: there's a little Meher Baba church down the street from us in a strip mall http://is.gd/Uns

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by the way, The Who tracks for Rock Band (released today) are freaking great. http://is.gd/UmX

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remember, kids, statistically speaking, you'll be dead forever! sleep tight.

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incredible craving for Andy Capp's Hot Fries. I once bought a case of these because I couldn't get them anywhere. http://is.gd/TGZ

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Summize is pretty damn unreliable. 50% of my queries are "something went wrong." Twitter effect, I guess.

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if you were stuck on an island and could eat only one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Alton Brown got it: cheese.

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setting up a man-date with @cisellis for Batman on friday. MAN DATE! I AIN'T ASHAMED!

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K. Scott Allen's advice on premature optimization http://tinyurl.com/6s8sdv

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"Loopt is a location-based social network for douchebags who wear two ill-fitting polo shirts at the same time." --gruber http://is.gd/TAC

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**686** watts under load? Holy fershlugginer crapballs. http://tinyurl.com/5z9k8m

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"It turns out love doesn’t conquer all. It’s a myth." http://is.gd/Tsj

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@robconery has so many weird PC problems he doesn't just need an IT guy, he needs an exorcist

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a fellow dev is offended by my use of var, and now our IM conversations go like this: How's it going? var. What are you working on? var.

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It's amazing how much utter crap you can delete from web.config. Kitchensinkitis, man. You Aren't Gonna Need All That Crap.