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I don't want to blog about an advertisement because that, in itself, furthers the advertisement. I'd be giving the ad free PR. No thanks.

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so let me get this straight. You guys are saying that I shouldn't believe everything I see in advertisements? Wait, let me write that down.

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man, supporting searches for "c++" and "c#" is a big PITA

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as anyone who listens to our podcast knows, this IS my hobby http://www.xkcd.com/148/

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FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition http://code.google.com/p/fizzbuzz/

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"I've just come from the past to tell you that you're kind of a dick." http://tinyurl.com/2wgazd

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it's so romantic, late at night, with just me and the code. Yeah, it's ugly, and it barely works, but it's all mine.

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wow, a viable alternative to the pure evil of The Dark TicketMaster Cabal -- http://www.brownpapertickets.com/

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"Because I know you'd come after me first." http://tinyurl.com/37f9po

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"efficiency amplifies our native laziness"

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Obama's secret muslim birth certificate -- REVEALED!! http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/2392/colmkbtwlaf0.gif

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Scoble's post turned into a PR leg humping frenzy in the comments ( http://is.gd/1o1a ). The PR people are so dumb it's almost endearing.

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I'll definitely donate $50 to JQuery project, they've easily earned it!

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Jörn Zaefferer helped me figure out the JQuery.Validate Opera problem -- looks like debug: true on the validate setup was the culprit!

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If you can get our JQuery.Validate code to work in Opera 9.5x on beta.stackoverflow, I'll pay you $50. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

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News flash: Opera still sucks. I'd like to pay the developers to stop making this browser.

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ok, so wordpress openid only works if you actually have a blog set up with them. OpenID is awesome, but still.. er.. rough.

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looking for a non-javascript captcha that renders via HTML, no images needed. Not ASCII art, not Canvas, but.. something else.

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(but it doesn't count if I use my Pepsi Points, I think) http://is.gd/1nGS

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god help me, I am about to buy the most unwanted song on Amazon MP3. Universe implodes. http://is.gd/1nGS

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"At track 4 my soul broke in two and i stopped listening." Mission.. ACCOMPLISHED http://is.gd/1mZI

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sorry, I had forgotten how truly *horrible* Menudo's "Cannonball" really was. Here's some "Hold Me" to clean your palate: http://is.gd/1nD2

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the intersection between wiki and forum is proving to be.. interesting.. on Stack Overflow. Not a lot of precedent for what we're trying.

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another day, more gmail oddities. "The future's so dark, I gotta wear a headlamp. I gotta wear.. a headlamp." http://is.gd/1ntl

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Can the improved SQL Server 2008 tools (I hear it has intellisense for SQL?) be used against a 2005 instance?

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VS 2008 SP1 also installed a ".NET Framework ClickOnce assistant" add-on in Firefox 3. Nice!

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"This came at a surprise to me because I didn’t know OS X had user experience flaws" http://is.gd/1mzJ

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"If I made you feel second best, I'm so sorry, I was blind" http://tinyurl.com/356x85

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new batman pinball game glamour shots http://www.pinballnews.com/games/batman/index3.html

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I can never get tired of hearing the Pina Colada song. Rupert Holmes is a fuggin genius.

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awesome, someone posted my "Music to (Not) Code By" on MixWit! ROCKIN! http://www.mixwit.com/widgets/e65bc88e4706d1652b3c845336fc4acc

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The Green Lantern does Shatner's "Tambourine Man". http://tinyurl.com/5v284k

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life goal: buy every item in the Archie McPhee catalog http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6103.html

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Cat plays theremin. I'm sorry. http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2379300/7425213

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here's what happens to you when you work for Yahoo! Video / Jumpcut in SF : http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2367954/7398270

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spongy wonder noseless bike saddle http://www.spongywonder.com/

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useful GSM telephone speaker buzz noise solution http://tinyurl.com/2t5qp4

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"Threaded forums are like droppings from Satan's ass." I have yet to see a threaded forum design that doesn't make me hate it and myself.

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Yahoo Answers, keepin' it real... stupid. http://q.queso.com/archives/002305

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UFC: There Are No Rules! (Except These 31 Rules) http://tinyurl.com/5b45dw

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John K. does the 2008 presendential race in rubber figurines http://tinyurl.com/5wq3ae

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are you guys seriously proposing that my wife set up her own Exchange server to sync her calendar over the web with the iPhone?

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find a worse brand name than Knol contest "winners", er, I mean, losers: http://is.gd/1lrJ

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iPhone seems dependent on iCal / Outlook to sync calendar, which is bizarre to me -- just grab the calendar directly from the web!

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"The only regex engines that allow you to use a full regular expression inside lookbehind are JGsoft and .NET." THATS RIGHT BITCHES

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regex negative lookbehind is one of those crazy things that you rarely need, but when you need it, you REALLY need it http://is.gd/1lpk

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This fluid.app is interesting; http://fluidapp.com/ a logical reaction to "this browser tab is not like the 49+ others I have open"

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I wish Joseph Campbell had written a book examining the complex mythology of Warrant's Cherry Pie video http://is.gd/1l6S

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bad sun rising: woke up with the NKOTB song "I'll be loving you forever" in my head for absolutely no reason whatsoever http://is.gd/1l6J

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maybe I'm in the minority, but Why's Poignant Guide makes me not want to learn Ruby, but rather punch someone in the face.

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oh McSweeney's, you bring teh funnay. "Corrections to last month's Letters to Penthouse Forum" http://is.gd/1fvD

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the mystery of the uppercase "I" in English http://is.gd/1kLO

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the booing of the l.a. air guitar contestant is great - norcal vs. socal

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at us air guitar championships in downtown sf

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OK, if you quit the site in a huff because I sent you a nice email asking you not to edit people's posts adding "funny" badges to them.. bye

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well, we have our first completely pissed off Stack Overflow user. Social websites FTL.

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the lack of ability to vertical-align in a div is killing me. wtf?

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the sound of the seagulls intermixed with the presentations is sort of surreal #start08

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2. make sure that "problem" I referred to in #1 isn't that you are not yet rich

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1. build something that solves a problem in your life.

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marc hedlund's "business for geeks" is excellent (wesabi) #start08

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oh, you follow your heart? not me, I follow my pancreas.

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whenever I see someone using windows I like to imagine DHH standing over them, grimacing and shaking his head

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rode bike to #start08 and nearly died. damn you hilly sf!!

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LOL, a user made this crackoverflow dot com logo http://kevinx.net/crackoverflow.jpg

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boba fett + stop motion + flashdance = awesome http://is.gd/1hYm

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dramatic cat. much better than expected, I must say http://tinyurl.com/59kp2t

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the best thing about our startup? We don't need the craptastic social "news" sites (*crunch, rww, mashable, etc) to succeed.

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I am *SO* getting myself a magic flying candy-dropping pony.

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"Users who want critical bug fixes and new features without actually upgrading their software also want magic flying candy-dropping ponies."

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srsly, why are people still using IE6. Get off the crack pipe, already. Damn.

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I keep telling you: it's like an octopus opening a can of zebras. http://tinyurl.com/5gvvh2

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expert-sex-change, your days are numbered! our stack overfloweth in your general direction!

Jeff Atwood
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coding: it's like typing, but with more syntax errors!

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In retrospect, I do believe Public Enemy had an exaggerated sense of self-importance. http://tinyurl.com/6p63cz

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"one day you will walk down the street and see someone you don't know wearing your shirt."

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man, we get *so* many exceptions out of the DotNetOpenId. I guess the real "unit tests" should be based on remote OpenID providers, not code

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Yahtzee in fine form; his Ninja Gaiden 2 review may be the best yet: http://is.gd/1ha5

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sweet, 120gb Xbox 360 hard drive arrived from Hong Kong ($100). Xferring. Looking forward to running games off the HDD (with disc in drive)

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gearing up for Start conference tommorow. http://thestartconference.com/ Is it foldable bike time? Oh HELL yes.

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"we call it the 'so' vius" http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2008/04/so.php

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Sweeeet! Grand Theft Auto PC is coming Nov 18: http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/54059

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it's cool that you can use two-factor auth with some OpenID providers http://is.gd/1hi8 (via @omarshahine)

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me: "see that unclosed bold tag?" jarrod: "mac fonts look bold anyway, let me try it on XP" oh, the lolz..

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Interpreted code is generally an order of magnitude slower, ala PHP: http://tinyurl.com/5laxh5

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domino's online pizza tracker is, like, *ridiculously* hi-tech

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"See you at the debate, bitches." http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

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( to be clear, previous tweet is from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/quotes )

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ok if you want to sign up for the Stack Overflow beta, try this: http://tinyurl.com/6j9pm9

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wufoo = 100 entries/month, survemonkey = 100 responses max. No go. Google spreadsheets form.. hmm!

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let's say I want to have a beta signup, but I don't want to write silly beta signup page code -- ideas? Wiki is no go, makes emails visible.

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OK, the uservoice page is WAYYY too AJAXy for its own good. Annoying. Breaks my expected back button behavior. Not wrong, but.. bad.

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"There was a hoax. A dreadful hoax. They made you miss everything." http://tinyurl.com/3dfor8

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I think it's clearly Funky Cold Medina time http://tinyurl.com/2d5w7z

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"automatically protects blogs, forums, and other online conversations from annoying comments" http://lemurcatta.org/

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@diveintomark the key difference, I think, is that bloggers ain't sharecroppin' on massa Google's farm

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@diveintomark congrats on your first conflict of interest post http://tinyurl.com/6j3bwj

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@drylight Yelp works well, but there's some conflict of interest there -- they want businesses to pay for "enhanced" listings

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"We posted a bad review about Yelp that they did this, but they removed that one" nice. http://is.gd/1f3j