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@ryanbaldwin if you do a lot of wiki editing (and Stack Overflow has a lot of wiki aspects) search inside textbox is crucial

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the c switch statement (and thus inherited by Java and c#) is a programming atrocity

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hmm, deadlocking on indexes now -- specifically the primary key of our main table.

Jeff Atwood
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ooh, Chrome doesn't search inside text input boxes. That's a serious dealbreaker.

Jeff Atwood
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Google Docs is seriously screwing me with a 20k row sheet. Keeps shifting my "have mailed" cell over so I mail people multiple times. Bah.

Jeff Atwood
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bummer, it looks like database deadlocks are back for our insanely read heavy query load. READ COMMITTED SNAPSHOT apparently isn't enough..

Jeff Atwood
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er, playing drums and singing at the same time is really hard in Rock Band

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ok so for the record playing drums and singig

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
of course paying $2k per megabyte to buy "special" gold-plated vendor RAM is a different kind of problem. Then every byte matters, I guess.

Jeff Atwood
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via @KathySierra "Every thing is composed of tinier, cuter things." http://tinyurl.com/5hl8gr

Jeff Atwood
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hmm, major breaking change for us in ASP.NET Preview 5: no more HtmlHelper.RenderUserControl, and we use that tons of places

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Parens. In. URLs. Must. Fing. Die. Tell me, is this valid? (http://www.foo.com) ? By the way, that's a link to http://www.foo.com)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
heh, try this in Chrome: http://celtickane.com/webdesign/jsspeed.php ; 2x as fast as FF3

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
dang, I just realized no flashblock / adblock in Chrome. Contact euphoria high now wearing off. It's the only thing I need, though.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I predict Chrome is going to put a *major* hurtin' on Firefox's market share real soon. IE probably won't be affected (less discriminating)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@KathySierra I try to smother the trolls with kindness. They always expect negative energy in return, and they don't know how to react.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
correction to previous tweet, "doc menu, developer, Task Manager"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
in Chrome: right-click, Task Manager (!), Stats for nerds link is on bottom left. it's "about:memory"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Chrome is like a laundry list of everything Firefox, Safari and IE weren't giving me that I wanted. OK, I'll shut up with the praise now.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@KathySierra "your critics are the ones telling you they still love you and care" http://tinyurl.com/2z3wsx

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
OMG OMG Google Chrome has a "stats for nerds" link. I think I am in love, people. oooohhhh..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
think of Google Chrome as Safari, which is a truly great browser, minus the aggravating Mac-isms. Well, except for 13pt monospace fonts.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh, Google. You inherited the "let's make monospace fonts 13pt for no reason" default of Safari. BAD GOOGLE! BAD! /slap

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Google Chrome is 55% awesome and 55% utter win. Hell, webkit minus Apple's insane font rendering strategy is plenty o' win.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Re: SO hater blog. You realize that by linking to this, I am *encouraging* the attention trolls: http://blogging-harmful.blogspot.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
how to know Stack Overflow is a success: we already have our own dedicated hater-blog. Awesome.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
And I say that as someone who *likes* Vista, it just doesn't make a compelling upgrade argument like Office 2k7 does.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Word/Excel/Powerpoint 2007 are such a pleasure to use. Great, innovative UI. Put whoever did those in charge of the rest of MSFT! :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@a_hardin "Wait, that's what stackoverflow is for. :D" exactly lol

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
adding in a bunch of .logthis() and .logthat() calls is just lame, IMO. Inject logging on every method call / SQL call if you need it.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the slow motion shot at the end of this Mythbusters NVIDIA stunt is SO money http://tinyurl.com/6b3cmo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
removing the Log4Net dependency from our project, as it was causing us to deadlock. I <3 THIRD PARTY LIBRARIES! (spits on ground)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Can there be a single day that goes by without me clicking on a MSDN self-link that's broken? Is it possible? Apparently not.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Public Service Announcement: I do not agree with, own, or operate every web site I link to. Thank you. Carry on.

Jeff Atwood
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"Just a heartbeat away from becoming a PILF!" http://www.vpilf.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I guess what I'm saying is that Google Chrome articulates a lot of the things I desperately want out of my web experience right now

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
based on windbg dump analysis, looks like our deadlocks *might* be due to a Log4Net deadlock.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
my gut feeling is that Google Chrome could in fact be the model for all future desktop computing -- the browser reinvented, web 3.0

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I must concur that there are too many mutha 'uckas 'uckin with my shi' at the moment. http://tinyurl.com/23b764

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
extreme golfing gone awry http://tinyurl.com/57b5xz

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"At the moment, as with every other programming community on the Internet it's the blind leading the blind." - Stack Overflow user

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
if you did not know I was referring to Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" -- you're fired. Pack up your desk.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
got to play "Bad Reputation" with the Harmonix guys on stage. Fake plastic rock nerdgasm achieved.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
eating at rotating Sky City restauraunt in the Seattle space needle -- scenic

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@LaTteEX original target was Sep 3rd, we decided to push back a week+ because of the hanging issues (still not solved)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"bring the joy of making music to non-musicians"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
rock band 2 and guitar hero: world tour swag achieved!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
not feeling the utilikilt vibe. who knew there were so many dudes comfortable wearing a denim skirt?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
another line.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
starting to really hate the giant room of lining up. That's life: one giant line ending with your grave.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I can unashamedly say the Freezepop show was one of the best live performances I've ever seen. 2 wailin keytars ftw

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Freezepop is much better than expected -- I guess synths can rock too

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Ken Levine is *killing* in his PAX keynote

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"when my parents rolled up my character, they didn't get any eighteens."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
guy with hypercolor cap and wearing nintendo power glove: check

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
new conference rule: no more of that damn clicker swag. clickclickclickclick

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
geek con: skill level is always expert on every instrument

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the crowd is totally singing along with Carry On My Wayward Son. Awesome.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
at the Rock Band 2 booth @ PAX naturally

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
remember when being a geek meant you were an outcast? or in a convention hall with 40k of people like yourself?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
PAX is a lesson in the mainstreaming of geek culture

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
there is a guy playing StepMania by himself, with headphones, on a laptop here at PAX

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"PS if you could make Stack Overflow less addicting I would appreciate it."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just walked by Jonathan Coulton sitting at a sidewalk bar table

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
people are seriously mesmerized by these MS Surface tables. I can't even remember the last bit of MS tech I've seen people so into.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
OK, every time I see "sent from my iPhone" from this point on, I am mentally converting that to "I'm an enormous doofus. Really. Huge."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Hey, they have those wacky MS Surface tables here at the Seattle Sheraton. People seem really into them! Overheard: "This is so cool!"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
have I mentioned how much I love 3G smartphone tethering when I'm traveling? I think I have. Fast internet anywhere is pure sex.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
getting on plane to pax

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@BPAndrew ooh, good idea! I'm desperate enough to try anything. Well, more than usual anyway.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Lloyds is pants" http://tinyurl.com/5zvos4

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
An Ilustrated guide to the Kaminsky DNS Vulnerability http://tinyurl.com/6bn5n2

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
GolfScript is a stack oriented esoteric programming language aimed at solving problems http://www.golfscript.com/golfscript/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Opera has by far the best UI out of the 3" -- which is "by far" the funniest thing I've read all day

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
RegexOptions.IgnoreCase is more expensive than I would have thought (eg, should be barely measurable)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
NOW GIMME MY $100

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
By the way, setting the option (maxdop 1) hint fixes that top n query perf, too. Parallelism : really expensive and hard since 1987.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
and why does the deprecated SET ROWCOUNT (n) work so much better in that scenario? MYSTERIES!!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ok, I'm stumped. Why is SELECT TOP 60 r.Textcol so much more expensive than SELECT r.Textcol? And yes, the ORDER BY is on an index.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Where's that bottle of water I spray on the users when they're being extra bad? They gotta learn!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
tabs. (spits on the ground) seriously, there oughta be a law. Spaces, baby, *spaces*!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
now why in the wide, wide world of sports would Safari default to a 13pt monospace font vs. 16 point normal font? Good one, Apple.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
man, does cuil suck.Ye gods it is bad. What were they thinking?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh, nice: http://www.osnews.com/comics

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
preview of my conversation with @wilshipley at PAX: "Hey Wil, great to see you!" "Hey Jeff, how's it go--holy *jebus* look at THAT RACK!"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
if (b.Secret) return PageNotFound(); // not sure why I find this so amusing, still

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Can someone explain the complex symbology of Whitesnake's "Lovehunter" album to me? I don't get it. http://is.gd/1XiF

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Every time we have the Olympics, I feel like a civ has completed a Wonder in Sid Meiers' Civilization

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
dynamic LED keyboard is cool, and all, but.. useful? http://tinyurl.com/6lfxfd

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
don't make me dance angrily in your general direction, hackers. CUZ I WILL http://tinyurl.com/5zmvxo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
getting schooled on XSS. Man, building a website with an audience of bored programmers who can submit markup is .. challenging.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
yay! IE8 beta 2 is coming "in the next few days"! Here's hoping it doesn't suck!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
large hadron rap: much cooler than expected http://tinyurl.com/5by22l

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
on the way we handle voting in Stack Overflow: "it's a good thing we don't make voting machines" LOL so true

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I can't deny requests from programmers who email me from Iraq deployments. That's gotta suck.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? http://tinyurl.com/64exwm

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
programming: it really is all about knowing when to boil the orange sponge donkey. http://is.gd/1U6P

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
most inappropriate use of Comic Sans ever. Solving murders doesn't mean you can have fun! http://flickr.com/photos/chrislewis/2796727982/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
apparently the universe will not be complete until every living being has a simpsons and/or manga user icon