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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 4, 2008, 5:21:20 PM
@ryanbaldwin if you do a lot of wiki editing (and Stack Overflow has a lot of wiki aspects) search inside textbox is crucial
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 4, 2008, 4:21:01 PM
the c switch statement (and thus inherited by Java and c#) is a programming atrocity
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 4, 2008, 1:15:51 PM
hmm, deadlocking on indexes now -- specifically the primary key of our main table.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 4, 2008, 1:01:27 PM
ooh, Chrome doesn't search inside text input boxes. That's a serious dealbreaker.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 4, 2008, 12:20:40 PM
Google Docs is seriously screwing me with a 20k row sheet. Keeps shifting my "have mailed" cell over so I mail people multiple times. Bah.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 11:02:01 PM
bummer, it looks like database deadlocks are back for our insanely read heavy query load. READ COMMITTED SNAPSHOT apparently isn't enough..
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 9:20:14 PM
er, playing drums and singing at the same time is really hard in Rock Band
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 9:19:32 PM
ok so for the record playing drums and singig
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 5:38:46 PM
of course paying $2k per megabyte to buy "special" gold-plated vendor RAM is a different kind of problem. Then every byte matters, I guess.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 12:28:41 PM
via @KathySierra "Every thing is composed of tinier, cuter things." http://tinyurl.com/5hl8gr
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 3, 2008, 8:50:54 AM
hmm, major breaking change for us in ASP.NET Preview 5: no more HtmlHelper.RenderUserControl, and we use that tons of places
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 7:44:24 PM
Parens. In. URLs. Must. Fing. Die. Tell me, is this valid? (http://www.foo.com) ? By the way, that's a link to http://www.foo.com)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 3:16:00 PM
heh, try this in Chrome: http://celtickane.com/webdesign/jsspeed.php ; 2x as fast as FF3
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 3:07:23 PM
dang, I just realized no flashblock / adblock in Chrome. Contact euphoria high now wearing off. It's the only thing I need, though.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:59:19 PM
I predict Chrome is going to put a *major* hurtin' on Firefox's market share real soon. IE probably won't be affected (less discriminating)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:52:51 PM
@KathySierra I try to smother the trolls with kindness. They always expect negative energy in return, and they don't know how to react.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:50:32 PM
correction to previous tweet, "doc menu, developer, Task Manager"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:45:10 PM
in Chrome: right-click, Task Manager (!), Stats for nerds link is on bottom left. it's "about:memory"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:38:19 PM
Chrome is like a laundry list of everything Firefox, Safari and IE weren't giving me that I wanted. OK, I'll shut up with the praise now.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:36:03 PM
@KathySierra "your critics are the ones telling you they still love you and care" http://tinyurl.com/2z3wsx
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:32:19 PM
OMG OMG Google Chrome has a "stats for nerds" link. I think I am in love, people. oooohhhh..
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:28:26 PM
think of Google Chrome as Safari, which is a truly great browser, minus the aggravating Mac-isms. Well, except for 13pt monospace fonts.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:26:06 PM
oh, Google. You inherited the "let's make monospace fonts 13pt for no reason" default of Safari. BAD GOOGLE! BAD! /slap
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:23:44 PM
Google Chrome is 55% awesome and 55% utter win. Hell, webkit minus Apple's insane font rendering strategy is plenty o' win.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:20:28 PM
Re: SO hater blog. You realize that by linking to this, I am *encouraging* the attention trolls: http://blogging-harmful.blogspot.com/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 2:06:05 PM
how to know Stack Overflow is a success: we already have our own dedicated hater-blog. Awesome.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 1:54:11 PM
And I say that as someone who *likes* Vista, it just doesn't make a compelling upgrade argument like Office 2k7 does.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 1:43:16 PM
Word/Excel/Powerpoint 2007 are such a pleasure to use. Great, innovative UI. Put whoever did those in charge of the rest of MSFT! :)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 1:26:42 PM
@a_hardin "Wait, that's what stackoverflow is for. :D" exactly lol
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 2, 2008, 12:49:35 PM
adding in a bunch of .logthis() and .logthat() calls is just lame, IMO. Inject logging on every method call / SQL call if you need it.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 6:44:01 PM
the slow motion shot at the end of this Mythbusters NVIDIA stunt is SO money http://tinyurl.com/6b3cmo
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 6:30:23 PM
removing the Log4Net dependency from our project, as it was causing us to deadlock. I <3 THIRD PARTY LIBRARIES! (spits on ground)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 1:52:31 PM
Can there be a single day that goes by without me clicking on a MSDN self-link that's broken? Is it possible? Apparently not.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 1:30:51 PM
Public Service Announcement: I do not agree with, own, or operate every web site I link to. Thank you. Carry on.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 1:15:43 PM
"Just a heartbeat away from becoming a PILF!" http://www.vpilf.com/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 12:19:47 PM
I guess what I'm saying is that Google Chrome articulates a lot of the things I desperately want out of my web experience right now
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 12:16:29 PM
based on windbg dump analysis, looks like our deadlocks *might* be due to a Log4Net deadlock.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 12:02:12 PM
my gut feeling is that Google Chrome could in fact be the model for all future desktop computing -- the browser reinvented, web 3.0
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 8:50:56 AM
I must concur that there are too many mutha 'uckas 'uckin with my shi' at the moment. http://tinyurl.com/23b764
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Sep 1, 2008, 8:44:49 AM
extreme golfing gone awry http://tinyurl.com/57b5xz
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 31, 2008, 6:36:10 PM
"At the moment, as with every other programming community on the Internet it's the blind leading the blind." - Stack Overflow user
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 31, 2008, 4:15:49 PM
if you did not know I was referring to Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" -- you're fired. Pack up your desk.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 31, 2008, 3:33:39 PM
got to play "Bad Reputation" with the Harmonix guys on stage. Fake plastic rock nerdgasm achieved.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 31, 2008, 11:52:39 AM
eating at rotating Sky City restauraunt in the Seattle space needle -- scenic
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 9:11:04 PM
@LaTteEX original target was Sep 3rd, we decided to push back a week+ because of the hanging issues (still not solved)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 3:09:37 PM
"bring the joy of making music to non-musicians"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 2:57:52 PM
rock band 2 and guitar hero: world tour swag achieved!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 12:17:21 PM
not feeling the utilikilt vibe. who knew there were so many dudes comfortable wearing a denim skirt?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 12:10:44 PM
another line.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
starting to really hate the giant room of lining up. That's life: one giant line ending with your grave.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 1:40:05 AM
I can unashamedly say the Freezepop show was one of the best live performances I've ever seen. 2 wailin keytars ftw
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 30, 2008, 12:38:15 AM
Freezepop is much better than expected -- I guess synths can rock too
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 7:16:40 PM
Ken Levine is *killing* in his PAX keynote
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 7:04:28 PM
"when my parents rolled up my character, they didn't get any eighteens."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 6:36:16 PM
guy with hypercolor cap and wearing nintendo power glove: check
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 6:27:57 PM
new conference rule: no more of that damn clicker swag. clickclickclickclick
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 5:28:27 PM
geek con: skill level is always expert on every instrument
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 5:08:31 PM
the crowd is totally singing along with Carry On My Wayward Son. Awesome.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 5:07:08 PM
at the Rock Band 2 booth @ PAX naturally
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 4:06:14 PM
remember when being a geek meant you were an outcast? or in a convention hall with 40k of people like yourself?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 4:04:10 PM
PAX is a lesson in the mainstreaming of geek culture
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 3:22:49 PM
there is a guy playing StepMania by himself, with headphones, on a laptop here at PAX
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
"PS if you could make Stack Overflow less addicting I would appreciate it."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 29, 2008, 12:16:33 AM
just walked by Jonathan Coulton sitting at a sidewalk bar table
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 10:43:38 PM
people are seriously mesmerized by these MS Surface tables. I can't even remember the last bit of MS tech I've seen people so into.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 10:37:48 PM
OK, every time I see "sent from my iPhone" from this point on, I am mentally converting that to "I'm an enormous doofus. Really. Huge."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 10:15:09 PM
Hey, they have those wacky MS Surface tables here at the Seattle Sheraton. People seem really into them! Overheard: "This is so cool!"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 9:16:10 PM
have I mentioned how much I love 3G smartphone tethering when I'm traveling? I think I have. Fast internet anywhere is pure sex.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 4:40:12 PM
getting on plane to pax
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 10:03:34 AM
@BPAndrew ooh, good idea! I'm desperate enough to try anything. Well, more than usual anyway.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 7:58:58 AM
"Lloyds is pants" http://tinyurl.com/5zvos4
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 7:27:20 AM
An Ilustrated guide to the Kaminsky DNS Vulnerability http://tinyurl.com/6bn5n2
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 7:20:51 AM
GolfScript is a stack oriented esoteric programming language aimed at solving problems http://www.golfscript.com/golfscript/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 28, 2008, 7:03:56 AM
"Opera has by far the best UI out of the 3" -- which is "by far" the funniest thing I've read all day
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 10:34:39 PM
RegexOptions.IgnoreCase is more expensive than I would have thought (eg, should be barely measurable)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 9:12:12 PM
NOW GIMME MY $100
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 8:40:14 PM
By the way, setting the option (maxdop 1) hint fixes that top n query perf, too. Parallelism : really expensive and hard since 1987.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 8:31:57 PM
and why does the deprecated SET ROWCOUNT (n) work so much better in that scenario? MYSTERIES!!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 8:30:26 PM
ok, I'm stumped. Why is SELECT TOP 60 r.Textcol so much more expensive than SELECT r.Textcol? And yes, the ORDER BY is on an index.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
Where's that bottle of water I spray on the users when they're being extra bad? They gotta learn!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
tabs. (spits on the ground) seriously, there oughta be a law. Spaces, baby, *spaces*!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 11:22:01 AM
now why in the wide, wide world of sports would Safari default to a 13pt monospace font vs. 16 point normal font? Good one, Apple.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 10:14:38 AM
man, does cuil suck.Ye gods it is bad. What were they thinking?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 3:46:59 AM
preview of my conversation with @wilshipley at PAX: "Hey Wil, great to see you!" "Hey Jeff, how's it go--holy *jebus* look at THAT RACK!"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 3:17:25 AM
if (b.Secret) return PageNotFound(); // not sure why I find this so amusing, still
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 3:03:12 AM
Can someone explain the complex symbology of Whitesnake's "Lovehunter" album to me? I don't get it. http://is.gd/1XiF
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 2:18:57 AM
Every time we have the Olympics, I feel like a civ has completed a Wonder in Sid Meiers' Civilization
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 27, 2008, 1:54:51 AM
"the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 26, 2008, 11:02:16 PM
dynamic LED keyboard is cool, and all, but.. useful? http://tinyurl.com/6lfxfd
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 26, 2008, 10:30:41 PM
don't make me dance angrily in your general direction, hackers. CUZ I WILL http://tinyurl.com/5zmvxo
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 26, 2008, 6:25:20 PM
getting schooled on XSS. Man, building a website with an audience of bored programmers who can submit markup is .. challenging.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 26, 2008, 12:18:57 PM
yay! IE8 beta 2 is coming "in the next few days"! Here's hoping it doesn't suck!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 26, 2008, 10:27:52 AM
large hadron rap: much cooler than expected http://tinyurl.com/5by22l
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 10:41:42 PM
on the way we handle voting in Stack Overflow: "it's a good thing we don't make voting machines" LOL so true
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 8:31:57 PM
I can't deny requests from programmers who email me from Iraq deployments. That's gotta suck.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 1:23:11 PM
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? http://tinyurl.com/64exwm
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 1:16:07 PM
programming: it really is all about knowing when to boil the orange sponge donkey. http://is.gd/1U6P
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 10:03:14 AM
most inappropriate use of Comic Sans ever. Solving murders doesn't mean you can have fun! http://flickr.com/photos/chrislewis/2796727982/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Aug 25, 2008, 3:53:13 AM
apparently the universe will not be complete until every living being has a simpsons and/or manga user icon
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