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Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
5 insane but true things about meth! http://goo.gl/8MwK
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RockBandAide
@RockBandAide
Milwaukee has the longest running "Rocky Horror Picture Show" in the US, and now has to share space for "The Room." ht ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
As a programmer, I feel a deep sense of shame when I develop an accidental suntan. It ain't right. http://goo.gl/xLOG

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I may forfeit my dude card for saying this, but dressing up your baby is hella fun http://goo.gl/BYLr
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FossilDesigns
@FossilDesigns
Would it be fair to say @codinghorror and @spolsky are the Siskel and Ebert of code or are they more like the Stalter ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a case study in the downside of software (Ning) as a service http://goo.gl/o3NB

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, Sweden *changed* from left-hand driving to right hand in 1967. That must have been .. complicated. http://goo.gl/C5oO
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Sociofranco
@Sociofranco
@codinghorror left hand drive, short story: http://bit.ly/WHski

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
The Straight Dope on drive-right vs. drive-left. Wish we had all picked the same one. http://goo.gl/q7xo (via @johnmcfadyen)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I don't understand why/where/when/how the grand decision was made to switch from left hand driving to right hand

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
How can we colonize space when we can't even agree on basic traffic rules? http://goo.gl/hGlo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a failblog for computer errors -- http://www.failcomputer.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh science rap, is there anything you can't teach us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCpNk92uswY

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Maori seem much more integrated into NZ culture than American Indians in USA culture. We destroy more effectively.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I wonder if anyone Hongi'd @spolsky seeing as how he is a "New Zealander" .. AND APPARENTLY LOVES JAM http://goo.gl/lnHt

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
kept seeing all these "facial eczema warning level" signs in NZ, here's why http://goo.gl/nUWe

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
One of the things I admire most about Apple is their willingness to say 'screw you' to their partners. I'm not kidding. http://goo.gl/clyA
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anildash
@anildash
I find myself unable to really get excited about any Olympic events that weren't included in Epyx Winter Games.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the only Hitler/Downfall youtube meme you'll need to ever see; still brilliant http://bit.ly/qEoUr

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I won't kid you, international travel with babby is *way* hard, but then there are moments like this: http://goo.gl/53Bz
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dansdata
@dansdata
The Sir Mix-a-Lot Mash-Up Conjecture: There exists no popular music which cannot be improved by the sudden arrival of "I! ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
why is Cotton Candy called "Candy Floss" here in NZ? THE ENTIRE WORLD HAS GONE MAD

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
camera geek porn, apparently http://goo.gl/k5xZ
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wilshipley
@wilshipley
Hmm, @gruber ignores that Flash on other platforms can and does use hardware H.264 decoding, but Apple won’t give Adobe ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the fastest way to figure out a foreign culture is to visit their grocery store / supermarket
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codepo8
@codepo8
Damn this spam: http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/star_wars_ads_leia.jpg

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @flitzwald the day I compose 12+ tweets on the friggin' Bachelor, I WANT you all to unfollow me. Nuke me from orbit, better yet.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
This video symbolizes so much more than a simple kick to the groin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
slides from my Webstock 2010 presentation -- Stack Overflow: Building Social Software for the Anti-Social http://goo.gl/4W7A

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
thanks #webstock you were awesome! Would love to stay for day two, but camper van tour with @rockhardawesome and @betsyphd beckons

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"all email responses regardless of recipient or subject will be five sentences or less" http://five.sentenc.es/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
mark my words, one day Cricket will be revealed as a cruel hoax on the world

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@buckybit fortunately, we never accidentally drop production databases. :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
reviewers who consider dropping optical drive from today's laptop "risky!" must be the same morons who wanted floppy drives in iMacs

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
relaxing my 13" laptop screen requirement to 14", the dell studio 14z is a good fit to my needs. http://goo.gl/DQZc

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Apple TV: crappy Apple product, or *crappiest* Apple product? Even the Apple /// had more street cred.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
We shouldn't be asking, "Can you complete the task?" but rather "Are you motivated to do it in the first place?" http://goo.gl/gEdP

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, foursquare has zero common sense protection of their badge "economy" http://goo.gl/uaNH

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
this is how my workshop at Webstock 2010 ended, and in fact, ALL workshops should end http://goo.gl/xISI
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jzy
@jzy
ZModem ftw. RT @snipeyhead Feb 16 is the BBS's 32nd birthday! http://bit.ly/doC3Ax

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Conversation with Metafilter Founder Matt Haughey [one of my heroes] http://goo.gl/hoOo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Not even the traffic and sales heft of Yahoo could make the advertising inventory on Geocities attractive" http://goo.gl/Aogt

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Illegal Genetic Opcodes of the New Atomic Supermen http://goo.gl/rwRZ

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Windows Mobile 7, now that *is* more like it. Worried about the browser, though. No webkit could be .. bad. http://goo.gl/DRuW

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@wdthem my wife was very impressed that I got "recognized" on the street, so thank you for that :)
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migueldeicaza
@migueldeicaza
A thing of beauty: the SQlite/C# port now has ADO.NET bindings, that is, it is a fully managed provider starting at R ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @clarity99 it's true "american cheese" is another national embarrassment. I try my best to pretend it doesn't exist.
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betsyphd
@betsyphd
Gotta love a country whose PM appears at "Big Gay Out" & gladly poses for a pic with a drag queen. NZ FTW. http://twitp ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Pups & Order http://nastynets.com/?p=2890

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
whatever happened to Dread Zeppelin? Love these guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"The future will be created by first equalling, then going beyond, paper." http://goo.gl/s3UO

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I see they have decent milk chocolate here in New Zealand. It's a national tragedy that America sucks at milk chocolate.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'm pretty sure the person who coined the phrase "slept like a baby" never actually had a baby.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
now testing toilet in southern hemisphere for flush direction.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Holy crap. International travel with Babby is like 4x harder. No idea how 2+ kid families do it.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Michael Bolton on the airporter soft rock radio. That no-talent ass clown.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Leaving for 2 week trip to NZ and I gotta tell you, the 11 month old is totally not pulling his weight on this one

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @sarkkine imagine how many jobs the bad programming of IE6 "created". Or the "always run as admin" historical Windows security model.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
so, live mashup performances -- is this the future of cover bands? http://goo.gl/OeCP

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@gortok too much work; I have a lot on my mind grapes already http://mindgrapes.net/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @jcoehoorn I disagree; I think using different technologies/languages *enhances* your credibility as a software developer

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
nobody hates software more than software developers http://goo.gl/Deo5

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Take the angriest user you've ever met, multiply that by 1000, and you still haven't come close to how we programmers feel about software"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
some stay dry, others feel the pain.
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jzy
@jzy
If dolls imitate life, then I predict the Computer Engineer Barbie will switch major to Business School Barbie after two semesters.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @RockBandAide that's because truth is boring. TRUE STORY!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I need a giant red rubber {MEH.} stamp. http://goo.gl/pwYM

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
experts-exchange t-shirts, unlike unicorns, bigfoot, and the female orgasm, are not a myth -- they exist! http://goo.gl/prCN

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
On the Stack Overflow team, whoever breaks the build must wear the experts-exchange t-shirt. It is our shame item.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@dpkendal that makes two of us

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
seriously: how does one troubleshoot recurring "beachball of death" on OSX? http://goo.gl/aWgc

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I didn't realize there was zombie-BeOS still out there shambling around... http://goo.gl/3QQB

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"my OSX crashes more than XP ever did" -- a Mac user I know. Like I was saying: http://goo.gl/xDHb need new iPad style paradigms to "fix"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"you might not believe this, but I used to hit myself too." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CFzCBbOXKc

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
long, long story but even mighty googlebot does not make it to ?page=25919 out of 33897 -- in our experience, anyway. sitemap.xml uber alles

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
pagination is a funny thing. on stack overflow, the questions "pages" go from 1 to 33,897. Who ever visits page 25,919?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @wolfbyte I don't see a lot of value in SO twitter echos because http://twitter.com/isnotrss -- that said, 3rd parties doing it

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
sheesh, the 16gb usb key I bought ~2 years ago is toast -- crazy erratic behavior. Tossing it.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
sometimes, meta.stackoverflow brings teh funny http://goo.gl/l2O0
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betsyphd
@betsyphd
The Google Buzz security settings page makes Facebook look like it was designed by a team from Mensa.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
take a wild guess which of these presenters did not submit a description for their talks! lol http://goo.gl/nR3Y

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
here's a preview of my interpretive dance segment. http://goo.gl/knV8

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Through interpretive dance, Jeff Atwood, will share his experiences of building StackOverflow." http://goo.gl/nR3Y

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Logitech's excellent wooden guitar replica is on sale for $99: Xbox 360 http://is.gd/8bxBr PS3: http://is.gd/8bxLB
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jzy
@jzy
How to Make a Movement by Sivers using the dancing guy vid. so great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8amMCVAJQ

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
thinking about buying a computer history museum brick for Stack Overflow http://www.computerhistory.org/contribute/impression/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
another sacrifice at the altar of PC backwards compatibility: boot times. http://goo.gl/Tpvk

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"only 30 per cent of new World of Warcraft players make it past level 10" http://goo.gl/uE41

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I don't understand why other people's children are so annoying, while mine is SO AWESOME

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
iPhone sausage play. Get your mind out of the gutter! http://goo.gl/245B

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I've tried at least 10 different "tilt to control" games on the iPhone across all genres. Suckage is universal.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I am an unabashed fan of iPhone, but I gotta say that "tilt to control" is a horrible, *horrible* game control mechanism

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
rt @amykhar hell, if a woman has anything bigger than a B cup and can turn on a computer, guys immediately declare her a geek goddess

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @CharlieSears apparently they're allowed to drive and vote now too! [me: WHAT?!?]

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I still can't believe women actually use computers now! And real women, not just guys pretending to be women, like last time!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow. Dolph Lundgren was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT? I did .. not .. know that. http://goo.gl/KGDw

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Internet Explorer 9 better be super-mega-kickass. We are owed.