The Handsome Men's Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGJXLxtVEo

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is amazingly good. Wayyyy better than CoD: Modern Warfare 2.

the cognitive dissonance of a dead-tree newspaper lolcat is not to be underestimated http://goo.gl/UUZ7

those of you who fixed my syntax error in the retweet should know you are getting serious brownie points right now

whoops, I typoed the "rm -rf /" .. quite the paradox in Suicide Linux!

suicide linux, where any unknown command is resolve as "rm -tf /" http://qntm.org/suicide

note to self -- stay away from power lines http://goo.gl/5mpB

Jonah Falcon Needs a Job http://goo.gl/rFMU

Dell's 8 GB DDR3 laptop memory upgrade price: $300. Same from Apple: $600. (cheapest newegg buy is $350 for same)

Thought experiment: if Google disappeared tomorrow, which websites would be (almost) totally unaffected?

I just realized @rockhardawesome is my megayacht http://goo.gl/1Ogc

"I don't think we're going to get sex *and* get paid." "Why not?" "We never get sex or get paid." http://goo.gl/8wzs

do you hate CSS? No? Now you will. You're welcome. http://meyerweb.com/eric/thoughts/2010/02/12/fixed-monospace-sizing/

The Chrysler Turbo Encabulator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

Dear UK botnet retrieving a question over and over, I am crushing your head! I am pinching your face! http://goo.gl/bJ7H

I much, much prefer crisp 2D GUIs to the shiny, pseudo-3D shellacked stuff in iPhone. http://goo.gl/g8ay

awesome new AAA LED flashlight arrived. Commence self blinding in 3.. 2.. 1.. AHHH!!! MY EYES!! http://is.gd/9QQ3c

@GabrielMcArthur are you in California?

You will begin on the first day of class as a Level 1 avatar. Level 12 is the highest level you can achieve http://goo.gl/dpoO

hmm. My driver's license expired.. uh, two months ago. That.. ain't good.

the evolution of Apple, 2008 - 2014 http://i.imgur.com/NjjkM.jpg

Pew Pew Pew!!! Nom Nom Nom!!! http://goo.gl/3zYo

the methodone metronome. Is it the reflector or the director? Does it imitate us or do we imitate it? http://goo.gl/jcs3

World of Dropcraft http://goo.gl/K9xq (via @jzy)

megayachts are nice and all, but I'd rather have one of these http://goo.gl/71Ea

if you want to know why Google owns the web, the answer is right in our log files. No other web spiders even compare. Not even close.

dear web spiders who aren't Google: you are all unbelievably and hopelessly retarded, and you fill me with shame. http://goo.gl/jqE6

yeah well I just gold starred Code Monkey in Rock Band on guitar AND IT WAS EVERYTHING I DREAMED IT COULD BE

Code Monkey like Tab, Fritos, Mountain Dew, and you. Code Monkey not like stupid PS3.

also, public service announcement: Code Monkey is available on Rock Band Network now. Xbox 360 only, suck it @wilshipley :)

Check out g4TV's RBN recommendations! : http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/703015/G4-Picks-The-Best-Of-The-Rock-Band ...

my #dell laptop order wasn't cancelled this time, yay! Dell: Where We Arbitrarily Cancel Two Out of Every Three Orders(tm)

@HMXkfan hey you know who has the highest concentration of C++ gurus on the planet? http://careers.stackoverflow.com IM JUST SAYIN'

WHY WAS MY C++ SLASH FICTION QUESTION CLOSED ON STACK OVERFLOW?!?! http://goo.gl/OKNE

There are now more questions tagged [php] than [asp.net] on Stack Overflow. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

IMO Yelp has one of the sketchiest business models on the internet. In a Swoopo world, that should give us pause. http://goo.gl/m4vp

I am starting to think The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, er, I mean, Apple Inc, does not have our best interests at heart.

the Beatles perform Stairway to Heaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfoccRna6I

Charles Barkley: "I'm a dumbass" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azs0zjoofzE

Valve brings Steam to Mac (subset, obviously), with amusing image campaign http://goo.gl/IjQV

"disable all your Firefox plugins" is the new "reboot your computer"

it is absolutely freakin' hilarious to me that @spolsky 's Inc. article ends with "follow Joel on Twitter!" http://goo.gl/Ohzc

who says speed kills? everything is better at 1000 frames per second. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCRZzhbHH0

Thank you, morning radio, for Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times". In a 7am sea of crappy autotuned hiphop, I really needed that

Wait, @spolsky says he's quitting blogging *and* looking for big VC dollars? I think we're being set up for a huge April F ...

wow, Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is quite good. Recommended.

Just as we always suspected -- Germans really *are* robots! http://goo.gl/m6QN (via @loydcase)

do you know anyone on the MSFT team that wrote the Dynamic IP Restrictions IIS7 add-in? Urgent need to contact them. http://goo.gl/o4u7

@HMXkfan you know where lots of KICKASS SENIOR WEB DEVS can be found? http://careers.stackoverflow.com . Just sayin'.

ok, yes, this OK GO video is pretty damn amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

GIRL! I want to take you to a... http://is.gd/9yGOL

Inspiration for geeky-looking guys everywhere: http://bit.ly/bwbWW6

oh god @wilshipley is watching the Bachelor again. Can someone turn off twitter?

the $41,300 NES cartridge. http://goo.gl/foeM

my Amazon Payphrase is "Jeffrey's Empty Feeling". AMAZON CAN SEE INSIDE MY SOUL!

LED flashlights: now ridiculously powerful http://is.gd/9vVrK

"I got two wrong answers from MVPs in the MSDN forums, and got the right answer in StackOverflow within six minutes."

I love VCs who are so far up Facebook's ass they probably can't imagine a world without AOL, either. Vision: you don't have it.

Feeling Good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJA69C6SlRk (via @cisellis)

The Juggalo News Network (adult language) http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8ea7dc8a2/juggalo-news

I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are fundamental touch ui and form factor limitations that can't be softwared away.

I would use my netbook for typing work but I can't tether for net access with the iPhone. #firstworldproblems

I love the iPhone for light browsing, but trying to *work* on the thing is Harrison Bergeron crippling. Does not bode well for iPad.

wearing awesome purple Uniqlo socks and Tron t-shirt courtesy of @nathanbowers (yes, and pants, you sickos)

all cover songs, all the time http://coverville.com/

videogaming for manic depressives http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=315

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays? Let's fix that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlLn0UicWrM (via @HMXkfan)

I hear @wilshipley ends all his conversations with "Seacrest out!"

preparing for tomorrow's meeting with @pmarca by watching the 1994 Internet Marketing Conference http://goo.gl/zNSX

NZ has awesome playgrounds, mostly full of this stuff. When I get rich, I'm outfitting our local park with all of it. http ...

what I heard is that Twitter can only search what fits in 64 GB of server memory at a time. Seems to be true; old-ish stuff just not there

counting down the hours until #dell cancels my third attempt at a laptop order! Goooo order! You can do eet! http://goo.gl/2kWB

Twitter's search function is an embarrassment -- so bad, it is an anti-feature.

There's darkness, and you must attack it. What do you do?

we have a wireshark dump of some craziness we need a network expert to look at. any takers? email jatwood@codinghorror.com

I suspect this "toy" would set children back about 2 years in potty training. http://goo.gl/5eeS

"good workmen don't buy cheap tools" argument fails, unless your Mac contains a different Intel CPU than mine. Shitbox x86 for all! yay!

I think optimizing for build quality on a laptop that will be obsolete in 3 years, tops, is kind of silly. Maybe that's just me.

r @TheWizardTower "Computers are tools and/or toys, not fashion accessories" exactly

mac keyboard + having to deal with bootcamp / driver issues are showstoppers for me on a mac. Also, price. I like 'em cheap and crappy.

seriously considering deploying the Blogger Jackass Card against Dell, but that really isn't my style.

have now been hung up on twice by Dell sales while trying to fix my inexplicably cancelled (twice!) Dell laptop order.

I don't care for thinkpads @spolsky -- IMHO they are the boring Grey Flannel Suit of computing

this is now the second time I've ordered a laptop from Dell and my order has been arbitrarily cancelled. F**k you, Dell.

with @rockhardawesome in the house, I need an astonishing number of rechargeable batteries http://goo.gl/wAWT

unfortunately I lost my keychain items while in NZ. Suggestions for new improved EDC replacements? http://goo.gl/KLgd

the little-w is because I'm lazy, and you should be too: http://www.flickr.com/photos/aur2899/4366974411/

I forgot to post this picture of my friend and colleague @jarrod_dixon on his birthday! Shoot! http://goo.gl/yk57

gee, SORRY I got the type of Metal wrong! In the future I'll refer to this chart. http://is.gd/9lPJ1

Even black metal cannot get me interested in curling. http://goo.gl/H95d

Enough with the China, already! MAN! http://goo.gl/tRNv

I'm not sure what we did before YouTube but I'm pretty sure it sucked http://goo.gl/QIl9

bananas exploding on face vs owls by @jwz http://goo.gl/CDW9

protip for travelling internationally with 11 month old baby: leave your sanity at home. You won't be needing that.

I seriously need a vacation from my vacation.

When you arrive back in the USA after travelling internationally the speakers should be blasting "America! f**k yeah!"

they also have 24-hour (!) internet cafes in Auckland. Not sure I've ever seen that in the USA.

I am intrigued by these Mad Libs forms but .. not sure it applies everywhere. "Wall o' Fields" is bad, tho. http://goo.gl/tR5O

there's an intersection here in Auckland where the (animated!) ped xing sign allows crossing from all 4 corners at once; crazy

everyone wish @jarrod_dixon a happy birthday. Now as always, he is my huckleberry.