Pope's pedophilia adviser helps catch & prosecute pedophiles. Ha ha ha j/k he was arrested for pedophilia. http://ti. ...

@dozba There Will Be Beatings

All the jokes left out of Bridesmaids: http://bit.ly/m8liR1 Everything tastes better w/ Hamm

experimenting a bit with LED light bulbs at home, but they are a) expensive at ~$25 a pop and b) still not *quite* as bright as I'd like

"I estimate close to 50% of our server CPU resources go to serving crawler robots." http://goo.gl/QUIAI

the upcoming Dead Island game looks amazing (zombies, etc) http://goo.gl/4Tjs4

"second-hand sales cost us more in the long-run than piracy these days." http://goo.gl/WxArH

I love all the Mac apologists who swear iTunes is great on the Mac. Reality Distortion Field is a helluva drug

The only software I ever truly despised is Lotus Notes, but iTunes is rapidly closing the gap.

Q: How can I establish my window as "super-awesome topmost?" A: http://goo.gl/XDm6e

Seriously, Bay Area, do we really need a HempCon every 4-5 months? Is the medical marijuana field making such rapid techno ...

"In a survey of 1,000 adults, women preferred men who looked strong and proud .. or sullen and ashamed, in that order." http://goo.gl/bm7C8

Netflix spends 600 million a year on postage. per http://goo.gl/OmJW2 YouTube spends 360 million a year on bandwidth.

Apple acknowledges Mac Defender malware, promises software update: http://t.co/m0ZpBNP by @ejacqui

Swapping heightmaps to depthmaps http://bit.ly/lpw84G #codegolf

hmm, astronomy Q&A reached 100% commitment, so commit now if you want access to the private beta http://goo.gl/5zche

@ieure related to what? can you send details to team@stackoverflow.com ?

beware, new twitter email settings, all default to ON. http://i.imgur.com/bPEWH.png

eww, just got the new "email me when mentioned" spam from Twitter. Making that default to ON is so uncool.

Twitter added a new "email me when I'm mentioned" option (not rolled out to all yet.) And the default setting is… on. Yeah th ...

Duke Nukem Forever goes gold, 14 years after it was first announced. http://yfrog.com/h7j7qujhj

I need a time machine so I can go back in time and tell my past self not to turn SafeSearch off. MY EYES

It's so cute when users come up with elaborate backstories and emails for their sockpuppets.

NOOOOO GLEN BECK! NOOOoooOOooOOooo! NOT MY PRECIOUS MARKDOWN! http://goo.gl/nu1Gl

@loydcase refactor that equation: Blu-Ray = dumb.

My girlfriend just sent an email saying that she used #StackOverflow at work today! I was so proud! (Then I voted to migrate ...

The Infinite Version http://goo.gl/XBRqU

I have never seen a truer comic about the internet. http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/051810/i-want-to-be-a-cat.gif

agree with the top answer: "If you're a programmer, you're already creative." http://t.co/gyHI6nI

vote on the lucene.net logo contest results! http://99designs.com/logo-design/vote-umovy9

Can you help @secretGeek regain control of a hijacked domain? http://secretgeek.net/sg_hijack_1.asp

best code review ever? http://goo.gl/I8gBc

now, who can use all 10 of those FAVOURITE British words in one real sentence? mmm?

The funny thing about this "Top 10 Favorite British Words" article is I've seen @marcgravell use ~5 of them http://goo.gl/mLJHI

Oh my god, Carmageddon is returning? Does @CodingHorror know about this? http://carmageddon.com/

is @wilshipley complaining about PC beeps? I have to listen to these damn Mac startup sounds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt1bgsvsWms

My father died this week. From @casahighland "The Globe obit makes him sound kinda insane. He might have liked that." http ...

we're testing out the NetDNA CDN now live on all http://stackexchange.com/sites -- moar speed 4 u! http://goo.gl/E5ezI

the pee dream (comic) http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/pee_dream_comic.jpg

I need @hotdogsladies to be way more pissed off about all these bad rapture jokes I have to read

because @rockhardawesome now has a scooter, I had to get one too.. y'know.. for parenting reasons http://goo.gl/yFF4

cats in tanks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSBKZPNsK74

RIP Macho Man. His wife made all his costumes, and they were awesome. http://goo.gl/CMfgN

most surprising finding: Amazon's CDN is ... kinda sucky

Ben updated our amazon + netdna +edgecast CDN performance test with results: see world map at bottom! http://goo.gl/bb1YG

I tire of rapture talk. I just feel sorry for people who believe that stuff.

News of the weird Irony zone: Tech guru Pogue assaults spouse with iphone: http://bit.ly/kK9Sap

How many people does it take to steal a Star Destroyer? http://bit.ly/j6QYYr #rpg

"TESTING IS FOR PUSSIES" is totally going in our AssemblyInfo.cs

OPTIMIZE FOR.. (dramatic pause) UNKNOWN http://goo.gl/A9Y0L

TEAM ORIENTATION: Look, your job is to work. My job is to post amusing things on Twitter.

"There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about." http://goo.gl/43dMJ

dear sweet FSM I am sick of doing no-op DVCS merges. DVCS "reduce" the merge pain by making you do it NON STOP.

Microsoft Bob to be released on CodePlex by end of July! Open Source Desktop baby! #rumormill #msteched #noitsnott ...

I love Marc's work, it blends Google ProtoBufs and .NET: RT @marcgravell Blogged: beta release of protobuf-net v2 - h ...

@dozba TICK TICK TICK

Listening to the #stackoverflow podcast. @codinghorror vastly overestimates the value of my time, IMO.

the amount of USB crap that just stops working when you plug it into a powered USB hub is astounding.

Behold the Mpemba effect! http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/q/3371/29

1 day left in our Lucene.Net logo contest we sponsored to support FOSS! http://goo.gl/OtXmi

Why does Portal 2 hate the adopted children so much? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUQYrdgIJuI

"nearly 20 percent of peak downstream traffic in North America is used by Netflix on consoles" http://goo.gl/YA6Sj

huh, Google is oneboxing Wikipedia now? is this new? (note, this is a test query!) http://i.imgur.com/PmZ3L.png

Does Having No Color (Other Than Black, Gray, and White) Affect UX? http://t.co/TF8BERP

just found out via @betsyphd that "It's Raining Men" was written by Paul Schafer. Mind blown... GAME CHANGED.

Playing around with the liliput USB monitor for monitoring http://t.co/3RV6Z3M

The Speed of Light Sucks, aka, help us test CDNs to add more AWESOME for YOU http://goo.gl/bb1YG

Atwoods law still holds true: http://bellard.org/jslinux/ cc / @codinghorror

Why are Apple and Microsoft "tracking" users? More technical details: http://goo.gl/7E86E

OMG it's like, cats and owls living together! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqmba7npY8g

for the record, this is OFFICIALLY how our software development process works at Stack Exchange, Inc: http://goo.gl/RMa2

if you want to hear how things work on the Stack Exchange team, for real, and not my crazy version of it: http://goo.gl/KrYTc

Atari 2600 game manual artwork http://www.flickr.com/photos/joekral/sets/72157594432670289/

How many calories are burnt per hour sitting on an exercise ball? http://t.co/PoIFZ7q

Discovered some pretty cool indy games from our Stack Exchange Gaming community's blog: http://gaming.blogoverflow.com

Is there a strong challenge to be made against the startup executive that believes security must be delayed? http://t.co ...

"I've outgrown that silly approach to language." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

more scary news from the SSD frontier http://goo.gl/h6PuR

Passed the classy Girls Gone Wild RV on the highway http://t.co/HQb2PtN

Wow, everyone should read this Matt Taibbi piece on Goldman Sachs http://bit.ly/ktrRtw

Who says men can't multitask? Italian bus drivers obviously can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvXRmucO7s (via @bmgnrs)

@cokert yeah but every single time I land on one in search of information, it's hideously painful.

I have just about concluded that phpbb and its ilk are a hate crime against the internet.

"What I like are things that are different every time. That's why I like amateurs." http://goo.gl/MqJz3

buy a house with a friend? Sure, if you plan to MARRY them first. http://money.stackexchange.com/q/8368/877

Web 3.0 -- "Your policies are bullshit and your resolution protocol is worthless." http://goo.gl/odghh

AC/DC has been pretty much writing the same song over and over since 1977. I am OK with this. http://goo.gl/WMTcu

Ecstasy of Order: The Tetris Masters http://ecstasyoforder.com/

in honor of their Hackathon right now in Ireland, we're sponsoring a Lucene.NET logo reboot contest! http://goo.gl/bAnyk

one of our noble sysadmins @gabeech just found the ultimate sysadmin discipline tool. WANT. http://goo.gl/nBDTx

I am shocked, *shocked*, to learn that a SSD drive in @samsaffron 's RAID 0 array has failed today!

it's hard for kittens to kick their smoking habit sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm31xBjfMNY

Comcast really does care. ABOUT TORRENTS! http://goo.gl/nhyJ2

"The absolute worst testers you can possibly have are developers." http://goo.gl/U0ZHV

not to mention @betsyphd threatened to divorce me since the last iPhone update somehow required her to restore. Worked fine for me, though.

iTunes makes simple things hard, and hard things impossible. Congratulations Apple.

ok so all I want to do is copy ONE song to an iPhone. dragging and dropping from the iTunes music library -- or the OS -- doesn't work.

every time I touch iTunes it makes me hate the iPhone. Simple things are so painful in it.

If you touch my display, I'll kill you. http://goo.gl/YRf9n

SE Podcast #04, including not one but *two* Skeets: http://bit.ly/j7FWzu