wait, Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Indiana Jones vs. stop motion Indiana Jones http://t.co/tqVNsoyx

"every magic trick has a third act" http://t.co/k3EdvEM6

this guy disarms a live (!) land mine a couple feet away from the camera. NO BIGGIE http://t.co/ZajR3f2l

Shiny black ultra-reflective fingerprinty plastic, blindingly bright blue flashing LEDs. Proof that gadgets are made in hell by Satan.

interesting article on Kickstarter covering the ups and (few) downs: http://t.co/WMeGWI5j

You don't change the world by building a product, you change the world by founding a religion.

Rock Band 3 is now available on Xbox 360 Games On Demand for $19.99! The best rated music game of all time, disc free! htt ...

Can we all just agree that Amazon shipping boxes are acceptable as wrapping paper? It'd save everybody a lot of time.

There is no Zoltar, only the delicious, delicious magic of Pepsi. http://t.co/fJVxgmJQ

Depressed teen loved animals, feces. http://t.co/4NUYTatn

Atwood's Law in action @codinghorror | RT @dalrimple: Pure javascript audio decoding of Apple ALAC files. http://t.co/2gEXUPB8

this "Startup or Pokemon?" game is way too hard. (via @chrisblizzard) http://t.co/ovV5OIIh

@anildash http://t.co/jgRGvsku

Building Social Software for the Anti-Social http://t.co/EFxNzOLn

Unit tests, ORMS, DI... all the things people told you were good for you, turn out to be bad for you.

the skid loader in Battlefield 3 (requires Back to Karkand expansion) is hilarious. http://t.co/PIymfWKU

Where's Waldo?... http://t.co/dwFgQseV

The text on the Battlefield 3 MCOM is the old Swedish folk song "Dear Old Stockholm"! http://t.co/QV9CTw0w

"like getting a math book that says 2+2=5 on the cover" http://t.co/Zs7AlAAr /via @reddit

Thanks to http://t.co/BnnYTRxR, I found Recuva; my EyeFi 4GB card was fine downstairs; when I plugged it in upstairs it wa ...

If I ran the world I'd have made the TV manufacturers make HDR TVs instead of 3D TVs; it would have made a much bigger visu ...

So far, The Art of Readable Code is a GREAT book! http://t.co/qBC2pcJo

How should I hang Christmas lights where I don't have any gutters? http://t.co/NeCzKG30

you can make a fairly credible argument that Skyrim is the most important/significant RPG since Ultima IV.

@mmuells @codinghorror the most disgusting part of that pic is the COM+ book in the background http://t.co/ytzNC4GQ

"We have now angered the machine. The machine is now angry." http://t.co/aZhbdPFj (via @dansdata)

@sikander yeah that didn't look like a good idea after all. Thanks for taking one for the team @foodieyu !

@codinghorror Eat food, not too much, mostly McRib: how one sandwich redefined American health and taste--for the bett ...

@zcdziura you're only encouraging me now

trying to decide if I hate myself enough to livetweet buying and eating a McDonalds McRib.

"Amazon didn’t happen to your local independent bookstore; America happened to your local bookstore." http://t.co/zYT0PYig

I get a surprising amount of use out of our analog USB flatbed scanner. Recommended. http://t.co/YemUwfUU

clever: search Stack Overflow for un-googleable strings like >> and && http://t.co/gqqjb4nD

"They didn’t solve problems! Who f***ing cares how it looks!" http://t.co/LdWy6LyT

Sweet jeebus, another GOP debate? When do they move in to the feats of strength & the fight to the death? Those I could ge ...

OH: "Wikipedia is Facebook for dead people."

The folks who created the internet weigh in in on #SOPA/#PIPA http://t.co/afn7ZMQl

Does anyone actually keep *gloves* in the glove compartment of their car? Pretty sure I never have.

ROLLERMAN!! http://t.co/Cpbt84EF

truth in Wikipedia advertising: http://t.co/2ORi1xrQ

Amazon nailed it with Kindle 4th gen (touch). And the lighted case, although spendy, is really nice. Getting 'em for the whole family.

"historically speaking, all communication networks start out open and then rapidly swing closed as they are increasingly commercialized."

To those of you (rightfully) concerned about SOPA, read The Master Switch -- please. http://t.co/5PNJU4Xk

@tarr11 Did you read the blog entry? Not all posts are constructive. In fact many posts are utter crap.

@tarr11 see http://t.co/z9YqPRq3 and http://t.co/N0ALff73

watch Atwood's Law march onward. Forward, brave JavaScript soldiers! http://t.co/3zpaXAU0

Need to get two of these license plate frames for the lady babies http://t.co/ii8aURhL

Google Zeitgeist 2011 http://t.co/Ah91FI04 -- 3 Apple entries.

repeat all the memes!

The road to hell is paved with money.

Busted one of my colleagues writing an 'algorithm.' We staged an intervention and he's back into writing forms over data ...

for Xmas, give the gift of Tobor! http://t.co/JsR0vGrx

I do love me some Tammy Wynette http://t.co/XSYKCa9d

Possibly the best computer science joke I've ever read. http://t.co/WcCI9LeD

Lawrence Lessig's interview about money in politics on the Daily Show: http://t.co/IY1089RU There's a part 2 as well.

The Great Debate (via @seesharp) http://t.co/238XwrPY

Lizard squashes ants in touchscreen game http://t.co/bUNPoZuC

The Avengers have the worst christmas ever: http://t.co/HRIaiIQy

Louis CK's experiment is working well. Welcome to the club, Louie! Trent and I saved you a seat. http://t.co/4BdxGgCg

Our Science Fiction and Fantasy Q&A site just officially launched: http://t.co/sO3MOr2O Had fun designing it.

If I worked on the Axl kinase, I would have to fight the urge to name all my talks "Welcome to the Jungle" & incorporate m ...

meanwhile, in Australia, a Dingo ate my piano! http://t.co/VwvZX1Vx

the new Battlefield 3 DLC maps (classic Battlefield 2 maps, reimagined) are great!

friends don't let friends end up with WiFi Detecting Shirts this holiday season. http://t.co/P8nwIpFp

the person(s) responsible for the "{insert anything here}: The Musical!" phenomenon really need to be stopped.

the muppet chickens doing Cee-Lo Green's "F**k You", subversive and I like it http://t.co/9BVqZLji

interesting article on autism as the 'magic diagnosis word' that unlocks help for kids http://t.co/ZYYhAbxM

ordered ye olde buckling spring IBM Model M keyboard from eBay just so I can compare the feel.

Police using Predator drones to spy on home front (no search warrant required!) http://t.co/h1SGy5Vc

it is tough to find good ergonomic mechanical keyboards. Perhaps http://t.co/gmMgl1Ry ? (via @JuliansThoughts)

It's a heavy thing, this curse of always being right. http://t.co/35erO0VF

Ever considered a mechanical keyboard? Know Your Switches! http://t.co/CafXitqC

Lots of pictures of our new and shiny office space at work. (And yes, we do actually *work* there too :) http://t.co/WPlUC6BL

parallel parking. I'm assuming this is in NYC based on the level of desperation. http://t.co/rS0TdiuK

The patent system is based on the premise that ideas are rare and precious, but implementation is easy. No wonder it's f ...

I would need a worse boss to pull this off: http://t.co/8rUytYoa (still playing as much #skyrim as I can find time fo ...

"I think this is the first combination of hardware and software to rival the iPhone to your average consumer." - http: ...

discovered http://t.co/QkA3AUtn via http://t.co/ePI4jA0I

@ejreynolds @shanselman @robconery nobody *needs* anything more than stale bread and water to survive, right?

sometimes, when I am melancholy, I listen to Spandau Ballet really loud. #dontjudgememan

"This isn't your cheaply Made in China junk; it's high-quality Made in China junk. "

loss aversion is RIDICULOUSLY effective on toddlers. Won't touch food. "Oh no, I'm gonna eat your food.." Eats it all.

"You don't do good software design by committee. You do it best by having a dictator." http://t.co/LP85tpjr

Opinions are seductive because they’re so damn easy — they take absolutely no work to substantiate, prove, or show data in support of.

"It wasn't us, it was action fingers!" http://t.co/27rg8xIS

definitely looking forward to hi-res tablets. The first tablets, IMHO, worth owning.

@archaetypo APOLOGY ACCEPTED

A history of western typefaces infograh http://t.co/TnxZScup

Do Not Buy This Book http://t.co/SErdngVV

"Oregon blogger" deemed not a journalist deserves a closer look: http://t.co/L0Q3mv9v

Join us in fighting for the users! Become an EFF member and your donation will get a 4x Power Up. http://t.co/DHf0gD4a

@NathanBowers Also, think about Tracy Morgan's friend Dot Com? How long until @twitter renames him to t.co?

Conquering the CHAOS of Online Community at Stack Exchange http://t.co/ax8TGknY

Check out this new video starring the Stack Overflow Careers team! http://t.co/aLhGJ60w

Stack Exchange just trolled me into doing actual science. http://t.co/XrPAL9gF

to troll geeks, I link XKCD comics without the proper alt-text in joke.

Sitting here flossing. Peeping your steelo.

@codinghorror sounds like you've got a nasty case of RAS syndrome http://t.co/bGh8tXUm

aliasing and you http://t.co/3h4YPoZQ