I am convinced the only reason people are still using Emacs is nobody can remember how to exit out of it.

playing around with triple monitors in Battlefield 3. Gonna need those dual 7970s.. http://t.co/3gENB1PV

Post broken link on twitter, deploy fix to website so link is no longer broken... the day is progressing as planned

"he PC industry has, in a huge way, gone back to its roots in, you know, cloning [Apple]" http://t.co/tWAMPE4q

Just deployed http://t.co/Budwbjpe , it no longer uses L2S for CRUD, Dapper helpers are kind of nifty http://t.co/2AVeFXLi

Don't forget to click on the "behind the scenes" link in the HTML5 Cut the Rope game. http://t.co/jOHiFw62 Lots of inform ...

What's the right way to hard boil eggs? http://t.co/fAb2MtEv

Week two of single parent deathmarch: I just had to look up how to boil eggs. LIKE A BOSS.

I m a great dancer

@dgraziotin that already does appear

my Chumby done up and died on me. It ain't right.

this one for example, 2 x 8 GB = 16 GB for $99. http://t.co/GqClzv4y

holy crap 16 GB of DDR3 RAM is $99 now? #weliveinthefuture

still appropriate after all these years: http://t.co/LBs12Tlv

hey did @spolsky ever tell you about that one time he worked on Excel?

"it’s half the economy and half everything else, stupid” (via @ericries) http://t.co/YHbKakEH

here, let me save you a lot of time in American Election Season. If the economy is good at election, the incumbents win. If not, they lose.

so @rockhardawesome has officially started using our own parenting techniques against us. "Should we get ice cream... or candy?"

I did this little voltage soldering mod (see the 2nd customer image) and it makes this car USB adapter AWESOME http://t.co/ILIrPMCE

@BernhardHofmann @codingbadger I close comments after a year for my own damn sanity

as full time single parent for 10 days (and counting) those dowdy, prairie clothed sister wives start seeming like .. not such a bad idea

I did a blog post earlier: "Stack Overflow Careers - not just for the Stack Overflow hardcore" http://t.co/e3oKg2G0 #s ...

this reminds me of that time @jarrod_dixon wore socks with his sandals. http://t.co/3A4Eb7UI

"This is the story of a person whose joke project became more successful than the one on which he lavished love..." http://t.co ...

"everyone should learn to write as little code as possible", now that's something I could support http://t.co/UsaidKEh

"everyone should learn to code" is a bad idea because it presumes code is the solution, when it's frequently part of the problem.

microwave and baby monitor vs wifi.. FIGHT! http://t.co/blzjHGCF

@tzury in incognito and as myself that result is below serverfault, but it is there

Stephen Hawking confesses to one mystery that even cannot understand: http://t.co/eowDYJYX

the only way to blacklist an iPhone caller is to give them a silent ringtone? Or pay $5/month? Lame. http://t.co/yEXGHvzT

The Greatest Paper Map of the United States You’ll Ever See http://t.co/fiROG8L0 (via @mjtsai)

aaaaand the relentless, neverending post-car-purchase Sirus satellite radio sales calls begin. Again. Here's your $77, stop calling.

Yo dawg, I heard you like Javascript... https://t.co/lr5rkXZH /via @mrdoob

@ZenPsycho I need @spolsky to answer / explain this, it is right up his alley.

top 25 subreddits: amazing how many of these are literal or figurative porn.. http://t.co/4R7L8CM9

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

@codinghorror the other side of that coin, buddy: http://t.co/EkL06Coi

if you squint you can see Microsoft's future in here. Related: what does IBM *do*? http://t.co/l6ja0QWI

JavaScript raytracer. This probably illustrates law of least power the best so far. @codinghorror should be pleased. http: ...

Yes, there are people who enjoy custom slot car raceways: http://t.co/im8vHyqY

surviving indefinite 24/7 single parenting, everything I know I learned from http://t.co/7aubMCZc

"These internet comments are making me feel extremely bad about myself" http://t.co/hDJQmISm

on a lighter note, this head scratcher my mom got me for my birthday may be the best gift she's ever gotten me http://t.co/u09LBvVN

So either @betsyphd in hospital for 4+ weeks or twin girls literally coming out, like, tomorrow, for reals. MOST EXCITING 2012 EVER!!!1!

@codinghorror why is that funny? What am I missing? Unicorn doesn't exist so break for no one... But not that funny to ...

'Shutting Down My Porno Site' http://t.co/zFXY7LQ4 via @brooksreview

Want to take photos at midnight? Be sure to read all the answers at http://t.co/L2S0TF5n (or share your own tips!)

Office Space: What kind of company is Initech? http://t.co/jD4Xo3uQ

The winner of my "pick a license plate frame for my white minivan" is @marcgravell http://t.co/6LKDexGR

"Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness."

Thanks for all the words of encouragement for @betsyphd ; still in hospital until Monday at minimum

"People who say, 'I’m not a computer person' will be as disconnected from society as someone who says today,'I don’t know how to read.'"

The way Google modifies search result links with Javascript always drove me nuts: http://t.co/dZbHpLMi

With @betsyphd in hospital apparently indefinitely, I have an even deeper respect for single parents #seriouslyhowdotheydoit

"As a child I naturally assumed that I hated everybody; but when I grew up I realized it was just children I disliked. ...

The best gift for your beloved .NET developer this holiday season: OWASP Top 10 for .NET Developers by @troyhunt http://t. ...

I have a lot of first world problems, like bursting into uncontrollable tears while reading "Oh, The Places You'll Go" to @rockhardawesome

so @betsyphd was admitted to the hospital for risk of preeclampsia and she is :( please send her good internet vibrations!

Win IPad2, Acer Aspire, 160GB Intel SSD, Kindle fire... using Stack Exchange API V2.0 Public Beta http://t.co/j1lo5T2K # ...

I washed my USB drive. Any long-term risks? http://t.co/tlWR5AT8

Scoble: Customers Don't Want to Be Idiots, But I Do: http://t.co/QSDsGraj // Please, for the love of God, share this wit ...

Also, some people seem to confuse "honesty" with "saying any old thing that pops into your head". /cc @codinghorror

Imagine people having sex everywhere at any time. Weird, right? Inappropriate, even? That'd be radical honesty.

I think I understand why Radical Honesty is so seductive. Truth is like sex: forbidden, dirty, secret.. private.

If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer ...

That amazing radical honesty article made it to Hacker News. It's Andy Kaufman crazy, the scary kind. http://t.co/X6ZB8gtq

no plan survives contact with children.

The Voyager spacecraft, Carl Sagan and the Golden Record, a love story: http://t.co/8Fu3fFaT

"These activists saw other activists as tantamount to being their next of kin." http://t.co/aeN5sT11

did you get a beer brewing kit as a gift? Next step, ask the experts: http://t.co/wXdifkp6

the secretary problem (math) http://t.co/lC6i8JBn

I only asked for one gift this holiday season, but I made it count. http://t.co/qwl0eoHh

Current status: maximizing shareholder value.

Stack Exchange API v2 contest, with prizes! http://t.co/JePHG6ED

cute silicone cases for iPhone: cassette tape! http://t.co/tX4rCnIp gameboy! http://t.co/x4d7EqGF

"a baby born today will face college costs that are 3.7 times current costs" http://t.co/70IA6VqK

It is also worth mentioning that rgb antialiasing only works (well) in one orientation, this is very bad for rotating displays...

Reading books on a low res pixel display just sucks. Retina ppi, eink, or death!

pixel fireplace for your PC or Mac. http://t.co/AR66uu8P

christmas means carnage http://t.co/EZnIVkx7

Time for Die Hard. Merry Christmas and Yipee Ki Yay, everybody.

@codinghorror @Pete_Brown A better Wikipedia banner idea: "Play internet professor now, my lord!" [bosomy wikipedia edi ...

I was gonna buy Bastion on Chrome's web store, but every time I log in, I get silent fail and "log in" re-appears. even incog. lovely.

If someone isn't pissed off at your moderators at least once a day, your sites are inadequately moderated.

How can we draw a Christmas tree with decorations, using TikZ? http://t.co/iFMJBnUH #tikzpgf

The front pages of both Hacker News and reddit have been clogged with GoDaddy posts all day. SOPA has already ruined th ...

#StackExchange is giving back to some great charities and projects this year: http://t.co/1HMFTXEV

I just did Stack Overflow a little favor and took the annual user survey they need for their advertising (<5 min.): htt ...

Because I'm an asshole, I'm going to tell you the truth. Sorry.

Whoa whoa whoa- @godaddy supports SOPA? Our shining display of everything that is great in our industry supports lol I can't ...

the "pick my white minivan license frame" contest is still going. Current leader is @marcgravell with http://t.co/LItwfiHK -can you beat it?

I think I understand why children are so damn cute, otherwise I probably would have killed mine by now.

Considering a job in gaming (or anywhere else) in the new year? Pick up this rad e-book by HMX alum @okkfan for $1! http:/ ...

A round of applause for all 200+ people who make sure #StackExchange sites run smoothly every day: http://t.co/CjMGM1Ig

your mission: find me the most ridiculous/awesome license plate frame for a white minivan. I will buy, install, and photo-tweet the winner.

Implementing Minecraft in WebGL, a really cool example of Atwood's ( @codinghorror ) law http://t.co/kxrYRi8V

"is it really that much worse if [the rich] pay 6% more in taxes? Give me a break. Look at what you get for it: you get to be American."

Are those subtitles? http://t.co/haQEO84F

Search underdog Blekko gets serious, makes major improvements (exclusive) http://t.co/74a8K211

LOL http://t.co/OjCrVnxA via @cvilly