at 12 million chess kilonodes/sec, my current PC is at about 1992 in Deep Blue time. http://t.co/vOy6Okrn

"No I Didn't Search Before I Posted Because Your Search Sucks." http://t.co/bIk9wEqm

Meetings: Where Work Goes to Die http://t.co/52vMFz80

The surprisingly complex process of making your own Astronaut Ice Cream: http://t.co/hkCTxgNm

"It's like the leper being cast out of the leper colony for being too leprous." http://t.co/8zjERc9r

don't tell anyone, but my new startup is a social networking site for Juggalos.

Is the recommendation to include CSS before JS invalid? http://t.co/UVC8qbOK

Home Security Innovations for Modern Living http://t.co/GI0AahPF

celebrity and pseudo-celebrity protip: don't let people take pictures of you while flipping them the bird. Or make it your profile pic.

I’m not a Guitarist in Real Life (but I play one in Rock Band) http://t.co/gHiU4Ml9

Wikipedia Appears on Page 1 of Google for 99% of Searches [Study], reports Search Engine Watch http://t.co/Fk08Vh91

"But how do you make gobs of money when your only marketable skill involves writing blog posts?" http://t.co/3FAXM2Im

LOL. RT @Levie Pinterest starts to make a lot of sense when you think about it as "4chan for girls"

Toto always was a bit strange. http://t.co/Y21A2j6t

On a related note, the top search result for the meaning of "The Dude Abides" is a question on Stack Exchange. http://t.co ...

excellent inline Poker renderer from @balpha http://t.co/bsS0ScwJ works with A:spades: or 7♥ or K♦

a forced 30 second advertisement to watch a 90 second SNL clip. New media is cruel. http://t.co/lgCojfnX

thank goodness that "chicken pox party" is no longer a thing. Painful. http://t.co/DxNHJReV

Comment your damn code: http://t.co/EXOayejm

ah, PHP/MySQL, the herpes simplex of the web.

Wanted: Dead & Alive... http://t.co/Loz7jnv3

interesting, so the USA is one of the few places where you *can* name your child something utterly ridiculous, legally

wait, in New Zealand they can reject your child's name? weird. http://t.co/xaJadvPU

on names; http://t.co/hDOfTjfx related: http://t.co/MAKSXhcL

"I discovered this is true of virtually all comics, old and new." (warning: salty language) http://t.co/04ouqi4e

AHH THE TORMENTED SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED! Oh wait, it's just twin newborn babies. My bad.

How do you generate tileable Perlin noise? http://t.co/gWnjSWFC

Why I dropped out of my PhD program to join a startup http://t.co/fIwcMs7e

CSS3 and mediaqueries howto http://t.co/SEMNOOYc

todo: create another todo list app

The inventor of legendary "Atomic Fireballs" candy (and Lemonheads) has died: http://t.co/WVIAYFIe -and he ate a Fireball da ...

First movie with product placement? http://t.co/JXUg95KL

some http://t.co/XCNecKNj tips from noted English physicist Alan Parsons. http://t.co/JkoYa8Q2

Life: a series of choices you make until you are dead forever.

Forget curing cancer. Making PHP not suck, now THERE'S a mission.

thinking my next project might be in PHP/MySQL. This is actually not a joke.

Architect: Overrated! - http://t.co/JdwElDyN #programming

got an iPad? Join the beta for the StackTrace app http://t.co/yGiSLxjy

Help a UCB History PhD student break a Civil War code. http://t.co/PthCNwpj

"we love making pinball games" http://t.co/lo0GkZ6g

I loves me some classic pinball tables! for iOS / Xbox / PS3 http://t.co/YgQBhaX7

Who's the robot that won't cop out when there's danger all about? http://t.co/X6hKRftD (via @wilshipley)

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there http://t.co/11WOqDbq

Reddit's odd secret. (from Alexa, etc) http://t.co/tIcsel5x

It is discouraging to see so many beautiful young women fall into a life of Twitter spam. ;)

Are you a power Internet user? Choose your DNS wisely http://t.co/mRuJo8iK

Microsoft and Mozilla feel forced to implement certain -webkit- prefixed CSS properties. "Zero is no longer an option". ht ...

Karate.. train your body. http://t.co/ITSWe4zM (new Q&A)

<3

New blog entry: #stackoverflow short on space http://t.co/5aJrvPi7

Farewell Stack Exchange http://t.co/G7bTzJIC

I always thought Facebook was way more about Brogramming than Hacking. http://t.co/noJUdS7v

@codinghorror @spolsky Thank you guys for creating #StackOverflow! Thanks to your awesome site(s) I just got my first ...

The Death and Return of Superman http://t.co/HNyaHtTY

in honor of the Super Bowl: the best Super Bowl ad you've never seen http://t.co/ouiWlaKE

"I swear there is more drama on this tiny message board than any other place on the internet."

"..chicken, once internationally synonymous with luxury..." Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, man http://t.co/KSs6aUKY

"What we would gain from P = NP will make the whole Internet look like a footnote in history." http://t.co/P4OzTxWI

KISS: selling out as an art form http://t.co/dLOWSm6l

DVDs are the new MP3s http://t.co/ExeRDUGT

thanks for all the kind wishes about @theladybabies, everyone is doing great, and after 5 weeks in hospital @betsyphd is eager to go home :)

If beer & sausages were babies http://t.co/o3zE0hCm

“Piracy, copyright, profit, and kiss my ass.” http://t.co/Ky2Bi8n7
I think this one worth passing on.

I have to say @betsyphd did an amazing job. http://t.co/gFOuOcyl

http://t.co/gmKW4zaN http://t.co/Js3euPbw

Welcome @theladybabies to the world just now

lol, babbies

Unit-testing of inherently random/non-deterministic algorithms http://t.co/zNvKCDsL

Silicon Valley's dirty little secret: The 'Startup Boom' is a disguised jobs fair for big corporations | ZDNet http://t ...

90% of all community feedback is crap. But 10% of it is awesome. http://t.co/v7Ehmig1

Growing pains & lessons learned at #stackexchange and #stackoverflow: http://t.co/e0oz3zUy

awesome. 'Huffington Post' Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine http://t.co/GdVUlTB4

That moment where you research a technical question and find the solution in your own answer on a StackExchange site.

current status: in training for tomorrow http://t.co/2MqyzgAr

FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK

What Time Does The Super Bowl Start, He Wrote As A Headline To Game The Google Results - http://t.co/6crdOHHH

at the insistence of @rockhardawesome we are having a birthday party for the twin girls when they are born Friday. Candle w/ zero on it..

Do atoms exist? http://t.co/k0oxn2kS

Computing’s proudest moment. Unicode 6.1 is out, and it includes this amazing new character: PILE OF POO (U+1F4A9) http: ...

“I'm convinced that our laws are based on this faulty premise of how creativity happens.”

http://t.co/ugXw1tza (via @si ...

has anyone ever actually degaussed a hard drive.. themselves? http://t.co/GY5QK9Yq

Payment is the best CAPTCHA.

"I've circled the parts of the Ask page that don't offer the user guidance" http://t.co/u3xRhqkC

still bitter about the whole Segway thing. WORLD NOT REVOLUTIONIZED AS PROMISED. http://t.co/EfditGyp

The One Button Mystique http://t.co/GHeeG976

Q&A for people who love outdoor activities, excursions, and outdoorsmanship http://t.co/6j0Eeidu

Earl Grey LOKO! (via @deadprogrammer) http://t.co/uww0q8L4

I had no idea StackExchange had a code review site in beta. @ploeh just pointed me to it http://t.co/n4RumyqW

Your tax dollars at work: http://t.co/MG1JenPz

protip: it's only censorship when it is happening to you, otherwise it's moderation

Help the Google Android team help YOU get answers to your Android questions! https://t.co/NIU2DA5T

The Trouble With Popularity http://t.co/oQNk9ceH

If you hate earworms, this is one of the worst pages on the Web: http://t.co/hv2HjSCX (Why did you click that? I totall ...

"I may turn out to be a failure in business, but I refuse to fail my kids." http://t.co/SOrqewDK

I hate reading other people's code: http://t.co/vSwu5wkB

already tired of the "Shit {this type of people} Say" meme, but VFX, man! http://t.co/K551UzCq

So, I loved the #FerrisBueller #Honda ad, but it made Mrs. Hanzo sad and depressed http://t.co/5BHWY1yn #growingoldsucks

"weak opinions, strongly held." via @balpha with apologies to @psaffo

At #Sundance #Kickstarter financed 10% of the festival’s slate, 17 movies in all, including four in competition: http: ...

Watch @codinghorror use gamification for good, not evil: http://t.co/B8DuYWiu