What if there was a flashlight in the game Limbo? http://t.co/UgNipcYU

my last day at Stack Exchange. There's just a little bit of dust in my eye. http://t.co/GBXnOaDf

Apple is now valued at five times the amount of money Dr Evil tried to ransom the _entire world_ for in Austin Powers.

Let's Play the (Stack Exchange) Guessing Game! http://t.co/owG1QBxa

Broke Trek, a scifi love story http://t.co/jDvKYpQj

snazzy new http://t.co/9jEElUBE homepage. NOW WITH MORE MOLECULES!

@abackstrom I recommend *complementing* feeding with breastmilk. Much saner, particularly with twins. Mom & Dad can both help.

Make Your Thing: great advice from @JesseThorn. http://t.co/lPK9GIP5

5 Hour Energy is actually meth, isn't it. ISN'T IT.

You should own this already, but if you don't, The Harder They Come soundtrack is $3.99 on Amazon now. http://t.co/ufmmU ...

STOP THE PRESSES: @zefrank is bringing back The Show! http://t.co/XFefy9iP

Balsamiq ❤ http://t.co/KGAY7oo6 http://t.co/wCOg8Lad

In order to quash any worry about Mann's Assumption, I went around my hotel room and preemptively put everything in my own ...

@mawaldne by "lots" you mean two? TWO? Check yourself. Sheesh man! :)

the worst thing about Ghostbusters II is the incredibly awkward soundtrack. Exhibit A: http://t.co/zRNlVmMq

@dozba only suckers bid using humans. Real eBay users always use an auction sniping bot.

Chem geek lulz: how to make Sudafed from cheap & easily available ... crystal meth. #breakingbackwards http://t.co/ND ...

So you'd like to be a Project Manager? http://t.co/JX23oXKt

"So interlacing is in fact a clever way to compress a movie when one cannot use digital compression methods." http://t.co/tRpnLp8H

@jasonmw it does, right at the top of the Q, unless someone reverted the edit that contains it.

3 years in the making: a stop motion 3D recreation of the Millennium Falcon Lego kit http://t.co/3qLxVA1e

4 passes in a brita filter + cheap vodka = fancy vodka. (scroll down to "Practical applications") http://t.co/jbvErMrG

Who is the first minority superhero in mainstream US superhero comics? http://t.co/eL2JfSVQ

uh, so Ghostbusters III is a thing? http://t.co/GCbafyF8

What Happens to the Coke in Coca-Cola? http://t.co/Qc9l1ptt

SEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADRAGONNNNN! http://t.co/G2DCa5N4

If all the big boys are doing it, I wonder if we should at #stackoverflow http://t.co/kVqGgkOB

I did not know @codinghorror's first post Stack Exchange gig is with NYC Fashion Week: http://t.co/wsdM4dkd

Stack Exchange's Greatest Hits http://t.co/VPuomBWA

If you call your business Apostrophe then you probably shouldn't do this: http://t.co/M8yoKpQE

"Not only did Stack Overflow find the job for me, but [it is how I] developed the skills." http://t.co/YzNSJubF

people are enjoying this purple unicorn castle t-shirt a little *too* much http://t.co/kXnrd67X

Tech startups love to disrupt big, slow industries. So why not government next? http://t.co/ZVuVDVhD (cc @votizen)

you should all follow @TheEvanCarroll who is bar none the most sophisticated troll I've ever encountered. It's a compliment!

Ruby and Rails: no longer cool. http://t.co/y8D2dGHq

@loydcase but what if they spelled it h4rdc0re?

ENCRYPT ALL THE THINGS! http://t.co/YIuaQxAK

Which words should not be capitalized in Title Case? http://t.co/9juQZG3T

Come See my talk! RT @lintzston: PICC registration is now open! May 11th-12th in New Brunswick, NJ http://t.co/9o14XsyI #sy ...

weird commentary on the attention deficit disorder "epidemic" http://t.co/NAv2TjVK

@dozba lol -528 is that a new record for you? KUDOS

An Honest Liar: The Story of the Amazing James Randi http://t.co/BCiXqSct

the surprising source of the muppets Mah Nà Mah Nà http://t.co/N2AAeWuk (via @siracusa)

It's nice when a company values simple design: http://t.co/y2gE7b1C

@jotato @kevinmontrose can answer that

Are "man in the middle" attacks extremely rare? http://t.co/zpO1tC0U @cdixon

I find it rather depressing that all websites have to be fully https solely because we can't protect one user identity cookie.

speaking at the http://t.co/CcKwHlq8 conference at Fort Mason, kickstarted: http://t.co/h0TChJy6

I feel like iPhone photo app filters have ruined photography. Can't just take a photo, gotta FILTERIZE IT. bleh.

What motivates @billgates? "I wanted to do whatever could do the most to reduce the worst inequities in the world." http:/ ...

PAIN DON'T HURT http://t.co/gmP1R80K

I can't decide if this apparently real Google Glasses project is crazy brilliant or just plain crazy http://t.co/asetdxaS

I've given this advice in the past to several people who asked. It works. "Do things, tell people." http://t.co/nF6TPFO2

You, too, can be suave with the ladies. (this is not an endorsement) http://t.co/EHI0EYSk

Such an excellent gift for @theladybabies from @balpha http://t.co/FViwFR8L

Honesty is the best policy when all other options fail.

Worf denied supercut http://t.co/LIjAN75A

Good reply to the Oatmeal Game of Thrones: http://t.co/ObhiDVyR

Quitted job, found better one. http://t.co/jxO6B4XC

Only in education can we be drowning in evidence & fail to adopt better practices http://t.co/e24LvHrD

Economist article on HBO that obviously no one has read: http://t.co/BbK9DSCc

putting the band back together http://t.co/UZC5nEJf

Wow. Having been asked what our policy actually IS for furries, I must now write the most awkward question ever to our infl ...

@codinghorror I have no idea how we arrived to the times when phones and tablets have better resolution than laptops, des ...

one bummer about hires iPad 3, I expect the GPU power required for 2048×1536 native 3d games is far beyond what's possible. Expect upscaling

now I know what to get @NathanBowers for his birthday, at least http://t.co/tVUD78gu

the dystopian future of eternal copyright http://t.co/uc3gxftN (via @siracusa)

"If you only have time to read one of these papers, read this one." http://t.co/ANCS301a

"Is SEO Killing America?" (well, yes...) Great talk by @cjoh from #toccon: http://t.co/wy4GqM65 @oreillymedia #news

In ASCII, every word you hear, speak, read or write over your entire life would fit on a single DVD.

Well, there goes my President's Day backup childcare plans... http://t.co/rKvCYw6u

interesting how the iPad/iPhone are the new Atari 2600 of this generation. http://t.co/t6EbYYwV

to help dull the pain of the skinny jeans trend, I give them all Ramones names. Look, it's Brett Ramone!

Jeff Moser's blog is always a fun read http://t.co/wCGUuVbE

behold the true → -- http://t.co/ZiKA4GBr via @dezro

→ should produce a totally bitchin' unicode tiger instead of a stupid right arrow.

Our open source projects at Stack Exchange http://t.co/u4sHyTnR

I really need iRobot to build a baby feeding robot right about now. Every 3 hours, 24/7..

@codinghorror maaan. Have you been to saskatchewan? Drinking and watching this guy dig with RC is probably the most excit ...

personally, I blame Canada. http://t.co/n7JQelSE

"take yourself out of your first world techie social media smart-shoes for a second [and] imagine this" http://t.co/KI67nwfL

"Occasionally people would suggest that what IE was doing was actually better and the standard was flawed." http://t.co/Yc ...

So here is the official line on the Windows 8 Logo http://t.co/oN0k49UF Via @majouji

"I believe the iPhone will ultimately be judged a more important product than the original Apple Macintosh" -- me http://t.co/QgyHEUrS

"this is where I'd typically stab myself in the ears repeatedly with a fork until I stop hearing you." http://t.co/4ikWyYcE

How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did - http://t.co/lgw51fBN

"to endorse a policy that involved punching 15,000 people in the head, hard, in order to prevent one death" http://t.co/V9ST2B0U

I meant "evil" as in "truly sucky desserts". A SUGAR COOKIE MON!

If there is a dessert axis of evil, cake donuts and sugar cookies have to be at the top of the list.

In startup we have first fireable offense is dependency injection.

Follow your dreams. http://t.co/XOGgIVJY

Babies need a lot of love. Because they are insufferable a-holes.

Just launched Playfic, an experimental community for making and sharing interactive fiction from your browser: http://t. ...

Karateka remake! http://t.co/4eDWRYJT

So... you want to be a developer? http://t.co/hMVUHEv3

My sexy sexy sexy valentines day! http://t.co/2bR4Q9F6

OH SWEET JESUS ANOTHER TODO APP

@dozba ALL CLASS

"How to Say I Love You." @ftrain, @TheMorningNews http://t.co/9kMNYcOj v. @eugenephoto #longreads

the number of broken links in a blog post from 2006 is shocking. I guess all links should just be searches in the end.