congratulations http://t.co/1DetQtjT on graduating to a full network site, with snazzy new design

children do add more bits of reaction as they get older. I think @rockhardawesome is up to 16 bits now. With blast processing.

Babies are the original programmers; they're 100% binary. Everything is either perfectly totally fine or OMG WORST THING EVER .

worst performing app by far on the iPad3 yet? surprisingly, iBooks. What a total dog.

--user-agent='LIKE A BOSS' is strictly optional, depending on your mood. http://t.co/9QlW7dml

One thing I've always loved about Snoop Dogg: the guy has a great sense of humor. http://t.co/jhi3pqVy

also @migueldeicaza was totally right as usual, the Toca Boca games are awesome for toddlers. Bought 'em all. http://t.co/4MtTA9d9

look at this glorious Dell logo sticker! Perfect for theftproofing any Apple product. http://t.co/t9k171Mk

I put a big-ass Dell sticker on my iPad over the Apple logo, so it won't get stolen.

“Go hang this picture over there. Let me know when you’re done.” It’s obvious, right? How could he screw that up? http://t.co/0E674Rgv

Keyboard pants. WANT http://t.co/QmUtUsYB

"doctor, we have this pet physicist and.. something's wrong." http://t.co/EUXV2Fzk

“People actually mail pictures of their penises at work?” And I explain that yes, it happens at least once a quarter http://t.co/10wCHVuS

if you were starting a new from-scratch Ruby project today, would you choose Rails? Something more awesomer?

buckling spring keyboard simulator (requires flash) http://t.co/PGVmY5Fd

The 10 Worst Keyboards of All Time http://t.co/gZynTowf

"He looks up to see if I'm paying attention, and when he sees I am he smiles at me and goes on." http://t.co/D1mWWn02

@mar_haus_ @ploeh that one's on the line, but the absence of code means it is a better fit for http://t.co/19vunv7t (whiteboarding concepts)

"Day after day, it reappears" http://t.co/rg9Jef93

@mar_haus_ @ploeh see http://t.co/oQNk9ceH

[1997] "High-res screens are currently too expensive, but will be available in a few years and common in 10 years" http://t.co/F07rrRNF

"progress is often measured in data density - how many bits per unit of area can be accomodated by drive or display" http://t.co/VdQI0Cez

Thx @codinghorror & @spolsky for Stack Exchange! Just *had* to answer: Possible to cook a whole fish in a dishwa ...

I know someone reading this has a PIN number of 6969. I will take your silence as assent.

Welcome to the Post PC era http://t.co/fUEoVip1

@dotnetchris http://t.co/OdgXoRGx "If the tag commonly means different things to different people, it’s probably a meta-tag."

Forstall just updated his Apple bio page: http://t.co/CR3StGf2

JUMBO CALLIN' http://t.co/WDjVztxY

I sometimes ask myself - What would Jesse Pinkman do? Then I do the opposite.

"No one born in a North Korean political prison camp had ever escaped ... Shin is still the only one to do so" http://t.co/SLFPvQ0g

Wow, Mark Hamill voiced The Joker in recent Arkham games and in the animated Batman series? http://t.co/T5gwO07q

"when people say the Internet is making us stupider, it's very rare that they include themselves in that description."

I totally forgot to link to Best of Bootie 2011, go get some! http://t.co/u13PmxPc

@NeilJoyer @EconTalker you mean this one? http://t.co/PQmn2o20 I need to listen to that. Will do so now.

still annoyed that Mark Pilgrim and _why ragequit the internet. It sets a bad example. And it's childish.

RETINA ALL THE THINGS

Well, clarification: the iPad mag subs appear to be a mixture of some vector text and images. Ad pages are images, for example.

Actual size magazine page on iPad 3. Imagine how awful this would look at 1024x768. http://t.co/DTxqHfly

Travel posters for lazy people: this is relevant to my interests. http://t.co/g9JnECw1

"It’s like these companies don’t care or something, oh wait, they don’t." http://t.co/UC1uulTd

neat post showing various common screens under a low-power microscope http://t.co/lyLevWVz

Our new baby! Just arrived! Awwww http://t.co/qcxb4mAa

Don't Click Here: The Art of Hyperlinking http://t.co/mwxpXxpY

Our mom, master of multitasking! http://t.co/vh34bCMb

Remember folks, today is the day that the post-pc era begins!

I sometimes wish I could go back in time to 1992 and register all .com domains. But then I'd have to go back in time again and kill myself.

If I have learned anything, it is that programming is ultimately about how people work, and that doesn't change in 5 years. Or 20

If you are thinking "your programming book list is from 2008, it's out of date!" You are officially part of the problem.

The 5 programming books every working programmer should own -- and read. http://t.co/3UcpeUTo

Significance of iPad 3's increased ppi from screen reading pioneer Bill Hill: http://t.co/wOjUewDU

How do I get a TB of data to a new web server? http://t.co/PxhYfCvQ #transfer

"Yes, the retina display is attractive, but I’m not a gamer, who needs state-of-the-art graphics" HEY DO YOU READ TEXT? JESUS

this is what I imagine @jzy's home office looks like http://t.co/izdryagh

I love how some reviews of the iPad 3 are like "oh yeah, and an improved screen" when THE DEVICE IS ALL SCREEN

Nature reclaiming civilization pr0n: http://t.co/84Sr5zTK

from the "some KickStarter projects are .. uh, not good" department: http://t.co/4LDq0FB5 (see the FAQ at bottom)

NO TESCO, NO
http://t.co/4CQiLKim

I occasionally find myself with an uncontrollable urge to swipe-to-delete other people's tweets on my screen.

I need to help my kids more with their home works because I don't want them to grow up to be free wifi hotspots.

New features in Firefox 11 Dev Tools: a Style Editor and a 3D view for the page inspector http://t.co/XWsZxx8Z (via @JonWi ...

We should think ourselves very lucky that Alan Turing didn't patent "a single machine which can be used to compute any ...

If you're a sysadmin, please take the Serverfault survey (about 5-10 min.): https://t.co/sqZvpfbJ

ew, I just got a spam SMS, somehow, from 1-410-000-001. How can I report it?

"The stench at final round is pretty bad this weekend." http://t.co/NamRWPxc

solar power with a FRIGGING ION CANNON. yes. http://t.co/poH7R7k3

nice Chrome Twitter enhancement from @clipperhouse https://t.co/2iSEvuf8

"After 244 years, the Encyclopaedia Britannica is going out of print." http://t.co/bgLTrLbJ

Someone else can teach the world to sing. I just want to teach it the difference between the Reply and Reply All buttons.

thanks to @cpuguru for inspiring me to update @theladybabies twitter avatar to http://t.co/Qrrjwf8D

man these @theladybabies are getting to be some fat babies. I guess they can't read those "No Fat Chicks" onesies I got them.

I am sometimes tempted to play the Blogger Jackass Card when I suffer some indignity. Then I realize I have no dignity anyway.

Always. Be. Shipping. http://t.co/ukR0NuK6

on software patents: "If this sounds like a classic Mutually Assured Destruction arms race, that's because it is." http://t.co/XlI6VDw1

@codinghorror What about open patents instead? http://t.co/oERo1STG

"I’ll never file a software patent again, and I urge you to do the same." http://t.co/MacswJ4L

Rubber Duck problem solving http://t.co/tpGUppHh

glad to hear iPad 3 has 1 GB ram, finally. Same CPU, faster GPU, 2x RAM. I'm ok with this.

If you've never seen it, the @stackexchange directory is an absolutely awesome way to explore all the Q&A sites: http ...

How do I review my own code? http://t.co/PvJyhHsj #codereviews

thanks @dan_aykroyd for creating the timeless "no ghost" icon http://t.co/CWOW0T16

25 cents? This really is Paradise City, man. http://t.co/YzJcE374

Is there a port mvc-mini-profiler for Rails? http://t.co/OWjaLpMQ

a very unfortunate pinata party. :( poor buddy! http://t.co/YTu9MxuP

now I have to set aside a few hours to read Stevey's latest blog entry. I'm too old for this.. http://t.co/UfN38ZMv

somebody's a little bit into a certain movie. Happy 3rd birthday @rockhardawesome http://t.co/7ymEEwc9

@codinghorror Analogies are like Chinese paintings. Empty spaces rushing in, whispering unspoken tales and details that mis ...

Every time someone gives me crap for being longwinded, I think of Steve Yegge. http://t.co/Vq28uXi3

I agree with every sentence @marcoarment wrote about ᔥ and ↬. It's everything I've been thinking on the topic. http://t. ...

how did I not know about this awesome Immigrant Song cover with Reznor and Karen O until now? http://t.co/iv1Ms0cc

“Set thine heart on being a scribe, that thou mayest direct the whole earth.” http://t.co/XJ7HUom9

My shower blew up while I was out; my father in law sent me links to related answers on http://t.co/t8SbggcM - not just ...

I often decide to immediately delete a mail based on the fonts and colors used.

w/r/t previous quote, the implicit problem is that nobody wakes up and says to themselves "I think I'll be a complete jerk today!"

"We have one guiding principle: Don't be a jerk."

@jarrod_dixon a nerd almost crashed his bike yelling 'Stackoverflow Rulez!' when he saw my shirt. These dudes shld come ...

The Spandau Ballet startup: http://t.co/q3FOOt8g

Touché, world. 9 Foreign Words English Desperately Needs http://t.co/PIXyuYm4

Dark Patterns: User Interfaces Designed to Trick People http://t.co/n8Xxkf6a

Just to put things in perspective, iOS icons are now larger than the entire screen of the original 128k Macintosh.

I bet there's a German word for the feeling you get when the post office sends you an email.