this geekatoo site works! Found a geek to help my mom: cable guy connected her to neighbor's wifi, neighbor moved.. http://t.co/RgSBjMJH

I need Splinter camouflage for my minivan http://t.co/Bapnp2cB

Is your software considerate? http://t.co/EpK9UEoI

there must be a German word for this: when you're using the iPhone version of an iPad app because you're too cheap to buy it again

I'm getting pretty tired of the @facebook social reader bullshit. it's worse than a paywall. "you can't read this unless ev ...

The New 10 Plagues: 1. Spam 2. Smog 3. Starbucks 4. Kardashians 5. Emo 6. Talk radio 7. Sequels 8. Meth 9. Global war ...

It's done. Every shirt handprinted and uniquely flawed. http://t.co/A2n6PtVT

Donkey King! http://t.co/mquVQ9uZ

liked XRegExp http://t.co/qbPXQqXy - perf penalty estimate (~40% slower) seems reasonable

my new business cards say "genius rockstar ninja guru brogrammer"

note that if I'm not too sympathetic to Java exploits 0wning Macs, it's because I got 0wned myself with Java: http://t.co/ozkNNwZF

"AVSForum is a great resource, but you have to remember that everybody there is completely insane"

Serious Sam 3 is $12 today on Amazon. Fantastic sequel if you liked the original, though it starts slow http://t.co/ZPh17VgM

Huge Mac password grabbing exploit and 600k Mac infections can be blamed squarely on Java. http://t.co/vHEbDOlr

Q: What's one to do when a bank/insurance company/government website password policy is "6-8 numbers or letters, no special chars"? A: Cry.

@GrumpyOldITGeek perhaps, but going to two boxes with 4 video cards each is not hard at all, and that cuts it by 1/4 to 19 days..

you should *really* be scared if your passwords are all lowercase. 12 chars in 75 days on my box..

Speed Hashing, or, everything you know about salting and hashes is now wrong http://t.co/Mo05fE4i

salts aren't relevant, if the attacker has the password database, they have the salt too.

my machine can brute force GPU MD5 all 7 character ASCII passwords in a little over an hour. 8 char in less than 5 days.

RT - SysAdmin fix time estimates by Utterance Ummm=30 minutes Uhhh=1hr Uh oh=2.7 hrs Oh Sh*t=4 hrs Oh f***=27+ hrs Hm ...

The Homomorphic Encryption Patent Land Rush http://t.co/pl3vGjC4

@AurochsOfDoom good point, but I think it's a little different. We must eat to survive, drinking alcohol is optional.

GitHub, and all code hosting sites, should have first class "pick a license" support http://t.co/tmxVavXs

optimizeLegibility, handy when designing for the iPad http://t.co/fkoiLF1u

"Seems like soon 'programmer' will be considered just as douchey a profession as being a banker on Wall Street." http://t.co/BAZYAF64

Bravo @Etsy for providing $50k in grants to support women in engineering. Learn more and apply: http://t.co/QdbVoGhW c ...

and it's *FREE*? http://t.co/hAfSB1cZ

GOGOGO RT @GOGcom: Fallout for FREE for everyone for next 48 hours http://t.co/3SxIHbtA the greatest RPG giveaway of all time!

hey @RockBandAide do you know of any better solution for this? http://t.co/92v0tvYi

The paragraph mark is called a "Pilcrow"? WHAT THE http://t.co/KZ8p8dUk

"a single porn site accounts for almost 2% of the internet’s total traffic" http://t.co/l0Y55Zjh

new biz model: buy four iPad 3s, extract and glue the 4 retina displays together, sell as an awesome 19.4" diagonal 4096 x 3072 monitor.

Do you, like me, have a home filled with screaming children? If so, you need this. A bit spendy but AWESOME. http://t.co/iHckioTO

Geek Squad's in-home "diagnose and repair a computer" service is $299. iPad is $399.

I don't remember the Atari 5200 being quite this exciting. http://t.co/Hx40uX6E

Good artists copy, great artists steal: http://t.co/vJzx6doe

I am the crayon warrior!! http://t.co/0ZsPh5IV

"being good at pinball is a sign of a misspent youth." http://t.co/qAVyemfE

Oh Hydroponics Supply Stores, I don't know who you think you're fooling.

We've got more Rock Band Blitz details (including screenshots & videos), and a confirmation that export to RB3 is FREE ...

Just maxed out my Dropbox referrals by posting my referral link on Google's AdWords. 16 GB of free space. Total one-tim ...

Popes don't canonicalize: they canonize. http://t.co/vj6gNmHK

@codinghorror today I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you can write Fortran in any language

best book I've ever read, by far, for dealing with children aged 2 to 99. Go buy it already. And you're welcome. http://t.co/LqhKKZgJ

I love reading all the user reviews of crap TN monitors from "designers" talking about the "excellent contrast and colors". Users suck.

Larry David on Twitter would be pretty good. Pretty, pretty, prettyyyy, prettyyyyyy good. http://t.co/4jngJVD0

http://t.co/7LJqOdtl Guy: What? For free? Clark: Sure. Guy: Five dollars. http://t.co/kMfmemXx

http://t.co/I9u6T6J1 looks nifty, kids electronics.

Surprise: Microsoft makes list of top 20 Linux kernel contributors — first time ever http://t.co/oN4CiFjU

proof that Star Wars fans .. http://t.co/0UyGeohe ... are truly insane: http://t.co/WUUVhZVU

Make Your Thing: 12 Point Program for Absolutely, Positively 1000% No-Fail Guaranteed Success http://t.co/Tpr5fp53

good (but long) read by @patio11 Don't Call Yourself A Programmer http://t.co/pdkS7FTG

I plan to buy this giant $10,000 book with my giant novelty check. http://t.co/AvPsedUf

OMG PEAK CHOCOLATE http://t.co/fxgKTFka

Adding this flying car to my christmas list. http://t.co/8ECTISH6

Interesting article about cheating in PC games by intercepting Direct X calls - http://t.co/iViV9MVj

Get it while it is hot, MiniProfiler 2.0 released! See more at: http://t.co/mQlY2gGw and http://t.co/IREr86yl

Tyson vs Cameron vs Titanic. One of the few times in life when it's just fine to be a "son of a bitch": http://t.co/Nne9HsB6

http://t.co/FNA3mXsi inspires me to delete a load of stuff

In case you missed it @kwiens of iFixIt talks to @leolaporte about the iFixit Guides, repairability and more! http://t.co/ ...

Steve McConnell sent me the original Coding Horror placeholder clipart he used in the ~1992 Code Complete manuscript http://t.co/YXR0owqY

This is what nerds like me drew in their 7th grade school binders in the early 80s. http://t.co/CHKQKtJ3 /cc @textfiles

the zombie afterlife of OS/2. Fascinating. Also: WARPSTOCK. http://t.co/ux6klGCB

"Welcome to The Library of Alexandria: It has been [2060] years since our last catastrophic loss of data."

It's official: Jar Jar is no longer the worst thing in the Star Wars universe. http://t.co/1d2PieLD

I always knew this is how video games were played in the UK http://t.co/pz1V7cVf

Think Piracy PSAs are new? Here's one warning against trying to warez a Corn Harvester. http://t.co/0aT1SpxJ

Preserving The Internet... and Everything Else http://t.co/fp4CAeNm

Fascinating illustrated article explaining many of the odd characters in Unicode 6 (like Love Hotel) http://t.co/Jn7soIi8 ...

"a weird unicorn graphic showed up and, like MS Clippy, asked me if I wanted help parsing XML" http://t.co/lhk4hELw

One hell of a life goal: to love other people as much as you love your kids. Is it even possible? Children ruin everything.

asking pointed questions is fine, but it's never OK to be a jerk in public. Nobody upvotes meanness in my experience.

Pizza vs Skeletons for iOS is truly awesome, a shining example of non suck tilt controls. Go buy it, that is all. http://t.co/1mLn7I7x

iTunes is history's greatest monster.

"At its heart, laughter is a tool to triumph over fear." http://t.co/L163asDA

geez, I had no idea Readability was doing this stuff. Good, sane overview of the controversy: http://t.co/r4DfiuzY

Did I just see a magic unicorn trying to help me search on a stackexchange site? @codinghorror

WebOS, truly the Amiga of the 2010's. http://t.co/p8hbuthE

Go check out today’s XKCD. Notice anything odd? See http://t.co/igQ2rcnZ

wow, Hulu is doing the same exact april fools thing as last year? Way to phone it in guys.

wtf at the paperclip unicorn on Server Fault. Is this some kind of sick leaving joke from @codinghorror? http://t.co/T1fk68l0

@codinghorror yo mamma is so old, use gifs insteed of videos http://t.co/3FrjyMlO

Attention! A reminder: TABLET CAMERA is the official place to send all pix of people taking photos with an iPad: http://t. ...

yo momma is so fat, she runs in n! time. http://t.co/McF9w1g3

"Paul Graham told me to tell you that you suck." http://t.co/aC0PMU2S

I posit that bad humor and inept "journalism" are functionally identical. How about an Awesome Journalism Day? No? APRIL FOOLS IT IS THEN.

April 1st: "is this somehow trying to be funny or is it just the usual garden variety incompetent or both?" Don't Make Me Think, Man.

reminder: Wizzywig by @edpiskor is awesome, and books 1 & 2 are free to all. http://t.co/z8cdx9gH

@codinghorror excellent recommendation on Code Complete. First time I couldn't put a technical book down.

The real problem with April Fool's Day: most people's idea of what's "funny" kind of ... sucks. Hard.

the "save $15 for garbage quality" mentality http://t.co/6wrwMib5

the little girl from The Wizard http://t.co/KCgfZJoQ is Rilo Kiley! http://t.co/EU18QUnk Mind: blown.

This probably isn’t funny unless you’re a photog, but if you are it’s pretty funny: http://t.co/tOxE5I5R

I find your lack of faith ... disturbing. http://t.co/CL6nToSv

Good job Charlie! http://t.co/5Nt0qKul

chrome://gpu/

Examining the tragic life of a Skyrim Hoarder - http://t.co/bFnsTIcM

I know the internet moved on three years ago, but the Talking Piano is still the coolest thing ever to appear online. ht ...

The Evolution of the Railroad Logo: http://t.co/m40kiMqu