@dpthanki probably way more lucrative, at any rate

Still using the heck out of the scooter; rode it to the dentist today. Running speed for walking effort. Recommended! http://t.co/SGfWQaAp

I've decided the correct answer to every http://t.co/GKT8uaty question is "who cares?"

Apps done the right way - share a bunch of core code across platforms and build native code for UI. Good post. http://t.co ...

I was able to copy music and videos to the Nexus by simply dragging and dropping. I MEAN ITS NO F**KING ITUNES OR ANYTHING.

I hate to be "that guy", but font rendering on the Nexus tablet in Chrome is kinda.. ehh. http://t.co/2ZJkvnBa

I'm glad I did not recommend the Kindle Fire. The nexus 7 is worlds better. Still needs hardware home button though. And Android 5.0.

man, the Nexus 7 is worth it just for a kick-ass 7" version of Google Chrome (+sync), Mail, Calendar.

the idea of someone making a giant sign with {MEANINGLESS CORPORATE SLOGAN} on it, then running a bulldozer over it, is truly sublime.

"[fire] anyone with the title ‘Architect’ or ‘Program Manager’ in their title" http://t.co/13n4urrZ

have we learned nothing from the Kindle Fire? Always have an obvious "Jesus handle" button on the FRONT of the device.

Nexus 7 in-hand, not quite as impressed as I hoped to be. Android still confusing, IMO. Apps vs "widgets". Separate screen(s) for homepages.

nerding out with the built in IPMI feature of this server. Remote KVM-over-IP, even with power off! http://t.co/V0PsaLTg

Tim Ferris wheel: brief ride to the top, followed by three hours on the treadmill powering the wheel for the next set o ...

The good news is my standards are low. The bad news is you're still not meeting them.

See for yourself: http://t.co/Jd37otQY Rush Limbaugh is right, folks! http://t.co/uZ6AGp8a

The Project. http://t.co/RAFYhBBl

the loss of hover states on touch devices is really tough on us minimalists. Any other good examples? http://t.co/gmXgJQIj

This is how you a paint a 150 foot tall Batman: http://t.co/nYBKJfsr

@dozba you should blog it, along with recommendations.

"Used as a means of positive persuasion, humor can be an important public diplomacy tool." http://t.co/ojzqiZUK

I prefer humor to rants. If The Daily Show (and the KKK Superman radio serialization) taught us anything, it's that humor is effective.

I want to follow @mralancooper but I can't take all the political ranting (I just want UI/UX biz). Not sure what the answer is.

Hilarious. 5 Time management tricks I learned from years of hating Tim Ferriss http://t.co/7LMft3Vh Reading this was a g ...

Great answer: Must TCP use IP? http://t.co/kRKv4O7B #ip

Steve Mann, Cyborg. http://t.co/Ungf7jG7 and by that I Mean CRIME FIGHTING CYBORG!!! http://t.co/iQR1wSvk

email: "Hey Jeff, You're invited to join Svbtle. It would be great to have you." LOL. Glad someone has a sense of humor.

The last mover advantage. http://t.co/BpBS49fd

"Snowqueens Icedragon"

Sometimes people write me for advice: "how do I decide where to go?" What pisses you off? What makes you mad as hell? Go try to change that.

Day 5: Asks for A, B, C, google-like, discovers Yahoo! is 99.9995 do-nothing middle managers and zero logistics.

So the Titanic is getting a top-notch Admiral as her captain after hitting the iceberg. What's the plan, freeze the ocean so ...

The svbtle blog "network" is apparently the new epicenter of all pretentious, dilettante tech blogging. Horrible.

one interesting aspect of the new MS Office: if tied to "the cloud", that sure makes license enforcement a lot easier..

From the group Ayn Rand collected Social Security: https://t.co/ZYs0ggQ1 (here: https://t.co/AugEm77y)

@jotato http://t.co/DsJSbFHd

No revisionist history: Digg was *absolutely* a failure, because they willfully turned their back on their own community.

"Ideally, your monitors shouldn't be any brighter than a well-lit book." http://t.co/IPmIc0pb

Internet Defense League officially launches this week. Of course they picked a cat signal. http://t.co/zSAksumJ

Just blogged: Here’s why we keep getting hacked – clear and present Billabong failures http://t.co/Ib3MI5Dj

We need a BugMeNot for credit cards - a fake credit card # that passes the validity checks for signing up for "free trials"

"what do you mean you bought a LCD without hardware backlight brightness control? Didn't you read this 431 page forum thread?" #sigh

@dozba dude, go watch Children of Men again. It's an amazing movie.

I feel like I asked a genie to grant my wish for "ladies all over me." An evil genie. http://t.co/iySPZ2UA

With twins, the temptation to sell the "extra" one on eBay is almost overwhelming at times.

https://t.co/m38dPZ3B lolwut

another science kickstarter! https://t.co/Ctbe9l8T

Live art: Translucent ants eating a colored liquid. http://t.co/yHE2N2q7 http://t.co/lddEmARh http://t.co/OZUxfnNM http:// ...

Are there any honey badger furries? Because that would be awesome.

“We tried really hard not to invent anything new. And we also tried not to solve any hard problems” http://t.co/rqx9tRp4

Computer: enhance http://t.co/LlZFeEfJ

It's no longer 1993: "Now, not only do they know you’re a dog, they know your size, preference in kibble, chew toys, ...

I had forgotten that Ratatouille is kind of like Weekend at Bernie's with French chefs

How can you even be a PHP programmer without a sense of humor? You write PHP. That's hilarious.

Filing a bug on PHP The Right Way because it fails to redirect to http://t.co/TEy57D1t or http://t.co/fwcylb2B as expected.

If you like your display at 100% bright (maybe you're Corey Hart?), these korean 27" monitors are an insane crazy monitor deal.

beautiful S-IPS panels but no hardware LED backlight brightness control times 3 is untenable. Oh well, experiment over.

two of the 27" Korean $350 s-ips monitors arrived. They are amazing panels, but lack of hardware brightness control may be a showstopper.

Comedians doing rape jokes: not cool, ever. Unless it's Louis CK, right? http://t.co/mLTqorbE

14 reasons why this is the worst congress in history: http://t.co/K4HNMArq

@codinghorror http://t.co/rhoV898R

executables, lol https://t.co/kfkV7QIs

Why hasn't anyone Kickstartered some cancer research yet? I would pledge $25 for a t-shirt. If it was a cool one.

Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA http://t.co/d9UT7f4H /haven't laughed that much in a while, viaa @mboesch

man these iPhone cases are amazing. But first, iPhone 5 plz. http://t.co/P1k02icX

in my mind, this is how I imagine http://t.co/lxbJHaNb working http://t.co/K1j9Mksf

Look at martian manhunter. Who can resist the lil' tiny charms of J'onn J'onzz? WHO! http://t.co/4DbkOt88

"dada, we should get a martian manhunter [figure]!" must.. stop.. can't.. stop..

IV. No porn or gore. There are many other subreddits for such content.

one of the greatest pleasures of being old and finally having money: being an overly generous tipper.

Minecraft bores me to tears, but this new Minecraft-inspired game sounds fun http://t.co/vXD0rE9D

I have reached the point in my Twitter usage where my searches for half-remembered quotes produce.. my own tweets. :p https://t.co/tW1SIaym

"I just want to be held, is that so wrong?" http://t.co/9szMNRce (via @jzy)

it is amazing how much better the iPad is as a pure gaming device than the iPhone. I didn't expect that.

this is why I took one look at the iPad 1 and 2 and said "no thanks". Retina or death. http://t.co/4h65WBKm

I really really *really* wish IE9 had included PushState support http://t.co/Tterm3N2

you have not truly lived until you've heard @df07's beautiful Bee Gees falsetto in a Rock Band 3 jam

We announced Love Shack for @RockBand! We have the album version, but this live version is pretty awesome. ♫ http://t.co/ ...

Melting Statue of Liberty: http://t.co/x5DyvVav

Scaling at Dropbox. Sane advice http://t.co/1RJQkZeo

Every white guy who loves Hootie and the Blowfish needs this Hip Hop dance game http://t.co/FOF3Io9c

Why is the Internet said to be an untrusted network? http://t.co/gycQjpn5

The Project. http://t.co/YfPZjCYE

@codinghorror I was fortunate enough to spend a few afternoons with Dr Kay, and enlightening does not do it justice ...

"When Art, Apple and the Secret Service Collide." What a wonderful story. http://t.co/VIByVGPU

Can you digg it? Look at this: http://t.co/Bcd3h8tW Now look at this: http://t.co/vPGcpvCW

Dear lazyweb: looking for a site where I can find inspirational business advice from men working their first-ever job at z ...

"I don't have an enormous desire to help children, but I have an enormous desire to create better adults." http://t.co/tCN1eVZ5

Rovio's Amazing Alex is out today. I loves me some Incredible Machine iOS.. http://t.co/3xbY42QE

@bse523 @Basay469 @rockbandaide oh yeah, I've purchased basically every regular DLC track. On two Xboxes. :)

“My love of music has defined my life at every turn in the road.” http://t.co/gAdTecit (via @anildash)

Consensus-based design might make the team happy, but it dilutes innovation while also killing the magic.

but for the record, I do wish Chrome would adopt the IE9/IE10, Firefox 4+ font rendering strategy.

dear Mozilla Persona team, are you aware your login page looks like this on Windows/Chrome? Just sayin'. http://t.co/Ouh8iLIj

More viral advertising stunts. Well, at least it beats Evony ads. I guess. http://t.co/S3YAF3Qd

The hilarious thing here is the Lisp heatmap http://t.co/6n0cgO31

is there any author bio on Wikipedia that doesn't contain "{first book} submitted to {x} publishers, all of which rejected the manuscript"?

as someone who has some experience building such systems, I think that is a spectacularly bad decision.

In the "revolutionary" new Gawker Media 'kinja' commenting engine, by design you must individually click on EVERY reply to see it.

oh, Batgirl. http://t.co/6AsvcozM