I am looking for some inspirational life advice in a numbered list type format. Has anyone found that on the Internet yet?

What is Moore's Law? http://t.co/rwUxswWZ

@codinghorror that’s why I’m totally buying one of these http://t.co/Kg6S3O9A

If we have to carry smartphones everywhere, watches are dead. Let it go, man. Let it go. http://t.co/FrX3H4jM

On http://t.co/v75ni7FX, students learn from each other. "I had no one to impress or disappoint." http://t.co/pPzdretd

Happy Sysadmin Appreciation day, http://t.co/3CeyOfWY ! Now with 26% more filk music! http://t.co/t4AuFPnh

Chrome's inability to emulate IE9 and FF4+ font rendering improvements is starting to really piss me off http://t.co/8hgcjrLa

27" Korean LCDs use 37w at preferred lowest (and still kinda too bright) brightness. You should get a kill-a-watt too! http://t.co/alWfFWv4

@brehaut http://t.co/JYIhAFQ8 and http://t.co/bkwjvcxz

Build a hadoop out of bamboo and coconuts. That's how you get the big data planes to land on your island.

Dolph Lundgren is an inhuman monster! http://t.co/OQ5F2xNT

Here's how you get a job: armchair science! Someone hire this man! http://t.co/Dec4ztkk

wow, someone who actually owned one of those IBM 3840x2160 22" monitors! He has the future! http://t.co/nvcYFgAJ

"reeks of VC meddling" http://t.co/si0x6lPe

Apparently this Wikipedia entry on display lag has a 'few' issues. http://t.co/YcpRqSQG

The IPS LCD Revolution http://t.co/uj3Qoi3J

I like to imagine that the Benny Hill Theme has been playing non-stop in the engineering wing at Twitter for the last 6 years.

"Google may use everyone's blocking information to improve the ranking of search results overall." http://t.co/oJ6etN6a

I believe this is how MC Skat Kat got his big break. http://t.co/qjPNhUVb

My DVD reselling experience at http://t.co/9QQcR1pE was excellent. Recommended! (from http://t.co/gUAegyhI)

Bold new ground in faint praise: telling people that they "are better than Hitler".

@codinghorror At last, a 27" Korean IPS monitor write-up, as promised. Includes bacon unicorns. http://t.co/Ro6XsNNE

Amused to see someone shut down a hateful comment reply with an unironic "I love you."

Love this. The Mayor of Boston writes to the President of Chick-fil-A, tells them to stay away: http://t.co/VhuiyP0E

"Homosexuality is not a moral deviance. Bigotry is." http://t.co/1L8DMiew

RAID is dead. http://t.co/ChUSgD19

Panicked SEO duders requesting that we reverse-SEO legit links to their sites to snowjob google: favorite 2012 spam trend.

your computers and equipment are behind UPSes, right? right? http://t.co/kurXVKdS

“I was in kindergarten or something and I saw porn for the first time, and I said, ‘I want to grow up and be in porn.’” http://t.co/ra9yTIad

that sinking feeling when you search for something and your top result is http://t.co/KazQDK7l. Abandon all hope.

#8 on the BuzzFeed memo http://t.co/cTBLK1Ua should be "More cat and sideboob slideshows".

occasionally I get all pissed off when someone is wrong on the Internet, then I look over and http://t.co/s6G0U15o

Over time, I have come to understand I am a deeply religious person. Just not about gods and deities.

@codinghorror *well actually,* the logo and patterns were designed by the community, using Mathematica! http://t.co/mUcAuara

did you see that http://t.co/GO0d7IgE is now outta beta with a beautiful new @jzy design? Fantastic technical community.

Android even in 4.1 is so hit and miss. The notifications system blows away iOS, but basic text selection is still terribad.

I have a #Jenkins build script that sends checked-in files directly to production servers. I call it the "Leeroy" Jenkins s ...

This product is just fantastic. Review is spot-on. http://t.co/jwFA91vP

does using Google DNS and OpenDNS slow down sites with CDNs? http://t.co/ceWYpJwR

Can't buy any paid apps on Google Play store, shows “An error occurred. Please try again.” http://t.co/01yjUm9P

Our low quality answer auto-flag heuristics. They work! http://t.co/4vnoXTr7

"Instead, we have unlimited vacation and sick time." bravo. http://t.co/Uqu3Amlv

"The Norwegian response to violence is more democracy, more openness and greater political participation" http://t.co/FBemxL03

I've always said that infoporn is not healthy for you. Here's why: http://t.co/REy2MKbH

Awesome! Dart joins Google AppEngine onto StackOverflow as the preferred place to ask questions: https://t.co/0g3dX59M ...

Android's piracy rate is astronomical, apparently: http://t.co/Kn6EW162

Essay contest: in 500 words or less, demonstrate that Eric Raymond is a USDA-prime asshat. Winner: Eric Raymond http:// ...

@librarylulu @sakuha the opposite is interesting too

who said the iPad can't be used to create art that touches the very soul of a man? http://t.co/hxVkL20q (via @jzy)

But You Did Not Persuade Me http://t.co/23HauOlW

"graphics hardware from 1 watt (tablet) to 1,000 watts (dual gpu gaming rig)" http://t.co/XBlLjzSs

Online forum suggestion for treating toothache: "wrap a cloth on a hot boiled egg & roll it on the pain. Let me know t ...

How to give away your possessions with the maximum amount of hostility. http://t.co/o74rwXUS

Thoughtful article about the legacy of Steve Jobs in this month's Wired, with many interviews, including me. Excerpt: http://t.co/gxfmug4r

My all-time favorite pork ad. Says it all. http://t.co/27ML3Gp2

Civility is required at all times, under penalty of death, you a**holes.

You no longer need guns to foment revolution. All you need is an awesome viral social media strategy, man.

I build ridiculously fast overclocked desktop PCs because I need to prove people wrong on the Internet as fast as possible. YMMV.

a real journalist would have actually purchased one of those guns, *then* written about it. $3k? "AK47, 28 pieces in 10 days."

fascinating use for bitcoins and Tor: buying guns (and drugs!) online http://t.co/nmaIyya4

seriously, this is such a beef of mine. We have the ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY to talk about, and it's nothing but today's news. Try harder.

I just wish someone would be brave enough to share their opinion about the Sparrow acquisition online. Be strong, brothers and sisters.

@dozba @kevindente those weren't *US* citizens. They were citizens of the British Empire. Can you try again?

@dozba are there examples where US citizens have legally exercised their right to bear arms to defend themselves from go ...

@dozba I'll show you my gun - my Uzi weighs a ton http://t.co/SR3YM35l

so long freemium, hello enterprisey! http://t.co/41cYMwQT

if gun control is a dumb idea, is nuclear weapon control also a dumb idea? We'll find a way to kill the world regardless, right?

@codinghorror It’s normal. You can use an iPad 3 as a wifi node for like 24 hours straight. Use the screen and you get ...

For people writing me about this - I've never seen a director post a link to a pirated version of their own movie ht ...

for some reason I can't completely articulate, gun control debates remind me of "Button, Button." http://t.co/2m7rbzCR

the consistent 10 hour battery life of tablets makes inconsistent 5-ish hour laptop battery life seem pretty lame in comparison.

I'm pretty sure there could be mass gun shootings every day here in the US and it wouldn't move the needle one iota on gun control.

After 2 days of use, Nexus 7 battery info says 61% of all battery use was for screen. At lowest brightness level the whole time. Normal?

Spec Ops: The Line lives up to its billing as a modern Apocalypse Now. It subverts itself!

organizing is what you do when you have nothing to do

#define HV_LINUX_GUEST_ID_HI 0xB16B00B5 http://t.co/S4zxkPVX

Pretty much all things Deadpool would actually do http://t.co/6n7Q7W0j http://t.co/eDNuDXBn

I just "acquihired" your mom.

a split decision. http://t.co/Wx2zaIPx

Today's meal: New Programming Jargon, with a side dish of deletionism. http://t.co/0QZoIpki

our friends at @litmusapp now have real time interactive HTML email testing! http://t.co/vMgD3IZ2

Stack Overflow : Unicorns :: Project Tie Fighter : Rainbows

hey @markrussinovich has a new book! http://t.co/WeKcT7W7

McSweeney's made a list of suggested BuzzFeed articles: http://t.co/31UxR7XE And BuzzFeed made them real: http://t.co/Gq ...

http://t.co/GFPBMjI5 now bundles a set of nasty adware with every download. Nice.

"Do not read this smut. There is better smut on the internet.... Smut that portrays the BDSM lifestyle accurately..." http ...

@ataraxia_status aiiiight, will fix later

I like to think that one day my story will be told in a Legend of Billie Jean type format. http://t.co/RgemmhLi

The Project. http://t.co/sCIMGcWR

@MrAlanCooper @codinghorror Here's the original article for your followers: http://t.co/Ekr2uqqi

@ataraxia_status you mean in the COMMENTS? The article looks fine to me. I don't guarantee anything in comments.

It is, quite simply, the thinking geek's How to Win Friends and Influence People. http://t.co/kZuBbj4K

Now reconsidering my decision to not watch the Olympics. http://t.co/j02JCwLD

well, 7 minutes of Batdance. That's enough punishment for today. I've been a very, very bad man.

Worth revisiting: the so-terrible video for Prince’s song “Batdance”: http://t.co/nQVuer6Y #DancingJokers #ThisTownNeeds ...

strategic trolling, in pursuit of geopolitical pwnage http://t.co/WAeNRH5L

The Nexus 7 is sooo close to being an amazing device. Almost a no brainer at $199 factoring in future Android updates.

I visit reddit for the endless image meme macro repetition, but I stay for the 3 second page load times.

nice little science "like/favorite" experiment from @mat http://t.co/pPcvrp9w

must... resist.. siren call of white rappers.. http://t.co/1nbYdwa5