I will be at TED in Long Beach, CA tonight and tomorrow. First time! I heard a rumor that @wilshipley never really leaves.

I always like to check the aircraft's "Born On" date printed in the doorway when boarding. To make sure it hasn't gone stale.

Every user of the Internet should read this story: http://t.co/mBY8wRbS9N HT: @miniver

Am I the only one who expects to see a shot of a sunglasses wearing Pope walking away from the Vatican right before it ...

I can't take data scientists seriously as scientists until the Catholic Church excommunicates a few.

Ukulele people are much more hardcore than I realized http://t.co/dpOcOEnabt

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders." http://t.co/RUfWYNfGwU

60 second speed runs of Star Wars, Matrix, and Back to the Future in animated form (scroll down) http://t.co/2W7cLaiAeQ

Grumpy Cat doesn't like your stick figure family http://t.co/WrFBwzsjYh

The bus factor is the total number of key developers who would need to be incapacitated... http://t.co/6CwaUjdWQM

I would love to email everyone a Discourse sticker, but my plan to earn thousands of $$$ a week stuffing envelopes never came to fruition

"Oh, ye seekers after perpetual motion, how many vain chimeras have you pursued?" http://t.co/zJ2ub3Bk3n

I just realized that we have plenty of @discourse stickers but no t-shirts. My startup is already a failure.

oh, the joy of never-ending fixes to links in blog posts from 2007. Because that was SIX WHOLE YEARS AGO! AN ETERNITY IN LINK TIME!

"ah crap now I gotta i18n the string. Why can't we only ever communicate in symbols" → http://t.co/h2EClkeJqw

archery: GIF art created with Mathematica, source included [via]  http://t.co/7PMEbEkilG

Nice post on how to think about board meetings, by @twang. Must read. http://t.co/9OvUH9d7fC

Everyone should be *exposed* to programmering. But not everybody should be a programmer. Anyway, today's programming is F12 in Chrome.

IPv6 Is Really Coming - The IPv6 standard was first published in 1998 which is now 15 years ago. For a while... http:/ ...

Colocating fast servers is work. But it could be worse. You could spend $20k/month on Heroku for awful performance. http://t.co/9Qs5gCcelC

"Every student in every school should have the opportunity to learn to code" http://t.co/bVey1ObwqB

my guideline for hosting Ruby is that Ruby eats CPUs for breakfast. Yeah, caching, but when work gets done, high clockspeed wins every time

Man locks himself out of hotel room... naked. Is this real? http://t.co/cJl7Xx73Zv

so glad the Surface Pro comes with a pen, because http://t.co/EzboqPevIp

one of the forums I participate on "upgraded" to vBulletin 4.2.0. Now with more .. slowness.. and.. visual noise.. and.. MOLECULES!

Anonymous Confessions from Programmers: http://t.co/RDagDXdruc

After reading that NYT article about the science of addictive junk foods, I had to go buy some Doritos. I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

The Wal-Mart logo bears a striking resemblance to the last frame of Pac-Man's death animation. I felt I should share this insight with you.

At any given time, there is a hemp, tattoo, or scrapbooking expo going on somewhere in California. Because that is how we roll.

webOS on LG TV = ULTIMATE PHABLET

Scoping out our new colocation cabinet at http://t.co/6GbxGgfAMM because I do whatever @baconmeteor says

Great news for web standards: IE 10 is coming for Windows 7 and IE 9 will be auto-updating! http://t.co/9M9llXZEuz

And now Bakshi, 74, after decades of on-again off-again retirement, wants to make another animated film. Help him. http:/ ...

buying the pirate bay documentary http://t.co/V0LUs2d5py

If you aren't very productive, working from home will make you less so. If you are very productive, working from home ...

hey @sarahintampa for http://t.co/GQ8ftUR4eM you might be interested in http://t.co/yam0tAQfD7

I am now required by law to link to this video. It'll be on my tombstone. http://t.co/a3o5nbxqdm

THESE TWO DIET RED BULLS HAVE SOLVED EVERYTHING

The Stack Overflow 2013 Community Moderator Election nomination phase has begun. http://t.co/0XcVFCBhG0

congrats to @samsaffron who just had a baby! Well, his wife did, technically. Mo' babbies, mo' problems...

life: a chronology http://t.co/0gaWZ5P9lc

learning about the wonders of Ruby GC, 200ms out of 350ms total page time? Sure, why not.

ah, copying a 6GB file to a USB key at 60-90 MB/sec (limited by network). Good times! http://t.co/6zHUuitYxV

Rooting for Argo, the feel-good story of Americans taking credit from Canadians.

So http://t.co/bchda03akW looks amazing and should inspire you to install an ArchiveTeam Warrior.

@chrismckee it's a tiny percent of their workforce, not something they invested in

GENIUS. RT @Moeskido: Those of us who've had to make considerable use of stock imagery might find this amusing.

http: ...

Stack Exchange Q&A site proposal: Digital Preservation http://t.co/TPC7xjJM0D

Go watch Real Genius "@stevvve: SOLID 80s tune from Real Genius, The Comsat Angels "I'm Falling": http://t.co/I5r1Xlui ...

This explains a lot. http://t.co/ir3EUQPmbv #php

@MrBeastDesign that's right, that's why community voting matters

@MrBeastDesign that's what accepted answer is for, only the Q owner can accept an answer

"Few retail categories are more doomed: music stores, camera stores, computer stores, book stores..." http://t.co/7sY27Ju1JM

Saying "thank you" is easy and meaningless. The best way to thank someone is to *do* something for them. http://t.co/pBPllMdY9M

So much haterade poured on the *awesome* word phablet, but nobody questions the untold eye and ear carnage inflicted by "brunch"?

"River" detection in text http://t.co/Ybyu2YA9JA

Answer: everything http://t.co/o6FzN9g1DL

Silver Linings Playbook rides the Jerry Maguire lightning: sports for the dudes + romance for the ladies = box office boffo

Discourse gets a hub version story, and we drop CoffeeScript http://t.co/iOSCvzexzR

The Long Thought: http://t.co/d8T0X7ezED

Blogged: "Do you smoke test?" http://t.co/aEHUVQ7BnR

"it was taking 2 or 3 Mb of RAM to run the server, so @mathowie decided to finally drop it and removed the service." http://t.co/gz6JHW3s0z

I like Chromebooks but $1300 is a lot for an iPad.

@raganwald excellent! Cheers!

@KatsumeBlisk can be, but remember 11" screen!

Curious about the new project by @codinghorror from @stackexchange? My full interview is up ^ny: http://t.co/VtHjFPVPo2

Switching between Surface RT and Pro leads me to believe that ARM will get truly powerful long before Intel gets truly efficient

Everybody read this. EVERYBODY. http://t.co/cfsK5gPAfu

"Caution! Dispense water for 2 minutes before removing water filter cartridge" <-- from the things I wish I had read 15 minutes ago file

"the world's first comics series entirely drawn on a computer." http://t.co/uEKulQPj

Strikeforce: Morituri in Comixology HD? Yes please! http://t.co/vbsFj2zq

HAYYY GUYYYYZZ we have venture capital! http://t.co/WlzJt8Fh

@howtogeek I like the Nexus 7 but I humbly submit stuff like this is what drives people to iOS. Walled garden but trains run on time.

"Two jumbo Big Gulp Slurpee cups filled with nacho cheese, tied with 25 bacon strips fashioned into a giant bow" http://t.co/z3X4Cd4T

CERT Advisory in 1996: ‘Also, disable the "Java" option in Netscape.’

http://t.co/QNUxj4y9

Astonishing rice yield, without GMO rice, pesticides http://t.co/CoRIDmq9

@oholger DISAPPOINT

It has come to my attention that not enough of you have starred the Discourse repository. DISAPPOINT https://t.co/O0tHejzM

ew, weird. Google ads for a Chromebook inside Chrome on the "Most Visited" page?

A report from the front lines of the Internet security wars: http://t.co/6drii9aU
Totally worth reading.

is it a frog or a squeaky toy? http://t.co/74jmq61H

Atwoods law strikes again (@codinghorror) RT @JohnBristowe Diablo in JavaScript? Why not? http://t.co/kQzHgBgX

@GoheX it's amazing in touch mode on touch laptops and the Surface pro. Basically, unparalleled touch mode outside Mobile Safari.

seriously, http://t.co/VrFI4CWc is literally a black page on IE10. Nothingness.

You had one job. To build a site that works on more browsers than just WebKit. But you utterly failed. http://t.co/VrFI4CWc

Who the hell cares about *typing paragraphs on the Internet* any more? http://t.co/GqHVSFZ2

Fermilab does the Harlem Shake, featuring the Higgs boson! https://t.co/tHGsDQhb

I refuse to buy Farcry 3 because it doesn't gracefully degrade into a text adventure on my Apple II. Outrageous!

Improve your quality of life by misreading "APP" as "APE". 500 BEST APES. THE NEW KILLER APE. "MUST-HAVE" APES FOR Y ...

Drove by this today http://t.co/hli0sO9M tried to figure out what they do, just a bunch of nonsensical, meaningless words on that page

Not caring is the sharpest weapon in you arsenal. Use it wisely.

The Free Universal Construction Kit http://t.co/3WceuZne

@_wolanski they probably should have arrived by now, I will send more

The Discourse Logo: A System Of Rainbows http://t.co/KtPKBWf2

Shatner calls Reddit out on their Libertarians Gone Wild moderation ethos http://t.co/Lqix86lK

Well hello there @discourse

puts 'god dammit @codinghorror now I\'m learning Ruby' * 10

Infinite Scrolling that Works: http://t.co/nfftGT6d

@dozba at least wars are FUN

@bnastic oh, we already have funding :)