Over 12,000 people have contacted Congress about crippling patent trolls with the #SHIELDAct. Have you? http://t.co/AEo3j5GyDr

I get inordinately excited about firmware updates. Always have. Always will.

@codinghorror I don't know why, but when I saw this music video... I thought of you. http://t.co/xfT5XhFue9

Because "when it's done" worked so well for the Duke Nukem Forever project.

Just learned that @elonmusk had twins and triplets. Ok, now I'm impressed.

“There has been a shift in our thinking, a part of our resources are now more human curated.” http://t.co/xhKBCqhIeF

How to brush your teeth http://t.co/aSsWZWjLU9

I wonder how many copies of the new 37signals book Marissa Meyer has pre-ordered.

"Where the Web is Headed" w/ @codinghorror (Stack Overflow co-founder & @discourse founder) http://t.co/MKtwiXeh64 ...

Announcing the Ember.js discussion forum, hosted by Discourse: http://t.co/Ve01jATfmL

"Alison inhales up to ten cans of computer duster a day." http://t.co/QFR0YmAWX7

A bit of fried chicken will sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence. http://t.co/JeKup0vVYT

I wouldn't die for your love, but I'd suffer, say, a skinned knee. Maybe a few bruises. Some mild inconveniences.

Just saw one of those dogs from the cover of Beck's Odelay! at the beach. Like watching a rug in motion.

Here's some homework for you guys and gals, because I know you are all A+ students. http://t.co/Z6bkjVkThT

Just attended the most amazing birthday party I've ever been to in my entire life. It was @rockhardawesome's fourth.

"...there are only two ways of succeeding. One is by doing very good work, the other is by cheating" http://t.co/fHZ6I9IUG1

Why more moderators? http://t.co/hfy6YSi0C0 #stackoverflow

"But I feel sad for them; I’m okay with it." http://t.co/mLAsaJbBM6

Spark 209: Distraction, Willpower, Creative Coding http://t.co/CACVEMdo9M

The most depressing thing you'll read today. http://t.co/HUiUdx63pW via @ZompZ

I will be keynoting at ForumCon 2013 in June -- if you run a forum, and want to visit SF, check it out http://t.co/auRPFMEjX7

The Professor, The Bikini Model, and The Suitcase (via @baconmeteor) http://t.co/IAqYV9v6wN

This is amazing. Via everyone. http://t.co/ioSU1cC5g1

I’m not a “Hey watch this supercut” kinda guy, but I quite like this one: https://t.co/IbouVzFrOX “Breaking the 4th Wall”

"Serious jets, too. There was an A380 which was converted to include a pool and basketball court—it was ridiculous." htt ...

Wonderful story of Soviet era persistence http://t.co/FqfRC70jJO

If typos are the #1 thing you type, you can now press the up arrow to edit your last message. Thanks @codinghorror for the ...

Ironically, the rate at which we're consuming local organic kale is unsustainable.

Have a question for @ericlippert, the godfather of #csharp? He’ll be our guest on a podcast recording this PM. Tweet ...

Behold, the board games that can cure Monopoly http://t.co/2iZUr4Cdqn

Who can name the bigger number? http://t.co/aZghl0cTSM

Best letter to Marissa Mayer of Yahoo EVER: http://t.co/LviMKPnWSH

"Who knows better than I do what normal is?" http://t.co/vpsTf6mDKg

One thing we kinda lost in the tablet transition: when you plug in, it should run even faster, like a laptop does.

The iPad 4 and especially the Surface Pro have ruined my expectations of tablet performance. Everything else seems glacially slow.

"Wealth Inequality in America" http://t.co/wGCo2tsY7w

"Oh my god all of you shut up, it's just a taco," http://t.co/RMujnaIv1N

Announcing the CircuitLab + http://t.co/eRslQvVqUA Integration
https://t.co/DHubRbKkYO -- thanks @StackElectronix @Stack ...

Life was such a wheel that no technology could stand upon it for long… http://t.co/5mAK1fYEp6 http://t.co/I1u4f0PH6C

Tomorrow's the big day. Make sure you're ready for the API 1.1 switch by deleting all of your third-party apps. Please. Pl ...

Localizing Discourse http://t.co/FCPjgNZvfh

seriously, the #1 thing I do in chat is make typos and it is like convincing chat companies the earth is round to add the damn up arrow edit

was going to give @flowdock a shot, but no up arrow editing of typos, no sale. Sorry folks. https://t.co/M8HqJhuy4f

Wassup and I Feel Great guy is doing a movie that is "like Being John Malkovich". I'll be watching for this http://t.co/PvCT9HnLCG

Here's how @Ihnatko got himself phabletized http://t.co/QqMhk1bqUX

Seeing good Neti pot (aka salt water nose irrigation) results. Best after hot shower. Home waterboarding: it works!

The problem with chat is there is no value in it. When was the last time you got a useful Google search result to a chat log? vs blogs, SE..

HipChat is terrible. And so is IRC.

Developers get 50% of their documentation from Stack Overflow? http://t.co/f8sUXcwoIU

Who will be Stack Overflow's Next Top Moderator? Cast your vote! http://t.co/IvNiggljeP

Mark your calendars, we'll be back in the YU Contemporary between 19th – 22nd of September: http://t.co/yOF44d9NpA

Must must must see @AmandaPalmer's TED talk on asking, letting, trusting as a "business model" http://t.co/4hJ4dORmxY

So salt water in the nose helps fight colds, as does gargling salt water in the throat. Should we all be swimming in the ocean daily?

Every Fucking Website http://t.co/TYuIrjqzje

Pure genius.

via @codepo8

US voters, take a minute (literally) to tell your reps to fight patent trolls by supporting the SHIELD act https://t.co ...

Did I say American hero? Canadian hero! Sorry!

A few words of wisdom from Steve Mann, cyborg and real American hero http://t.co/NuUHFzzDPN

Wanna feel old? Ralph Macchio is now the same age that Pat Morita was in the first ‘Karate Kid’ | http://t.co/sx1k9 ...

@dozba you started worrying what other people would think about what you wrote

Bradley Manning’s statement http://t.co/yo9OpQQNtM

We're celebrating Michael Bolton's entire catalog. Get his albums from $2.99 for a limited time: http://t.co/KrhaBy320k

@aBugHat see latest apple email controversy about "barely legal teens", horrible delivery issues at Hotmail, etc

I do not give GMail enough props for being incredibly, amazingly effective at blocking spam -- without false positives or cheating. Thanks!

Search term for "stackoverflow" via google is currently wrong: http://t.co/ylOlT6oGCE here's why: http://t.co/Pxpjuc1W0 ...

When you say "Every server comes with free MySQL and PHP!" what I hear is "My server has herpes!"

@uppfinnarn Postgres!

My @CNN post on why working at home isn't about the quality of one's life, but the substance http://t.co/9Uxqqfb4gZ @yahoo

I’m spending a month with a Lumia 920—and without an iPhone. Here’s my report from Week 1 with Windows Phone: http://t.co/7i ...

MySQL: nearly as awesome as PHP! http://t.co/nVIIm3XZJ3

@dozba pretty much, but at CEO level isn't that a given?

@codinghorror My 11-year-old son just finished writing FizzBuzz in Javascript. He's learning at #codeacademy, but I mad ...

Discovering the salty joys of neti pot-ing myself right in the nose

This is a great interview with Tom and Yehuda about Ember. I am flattered by their shout out :) http://t.co/ip0KvkFAaK

Coolest icon ever. Life imitates art. Or, whatever the reverse of skeymorphism is, this is it. http://t.co/p6AkeQOmgd

Is it possible to make a decent income from travelling the world? http://t.co/ZzvbovUi7v #internationaltravel

Algorithms and pro-rape t-shirts. http://t.co/MpiiZxz14l
/via @soapachu

On April 1, Yahoo will delete 16 years of Yahoo! Message Boards. http://t.co/uLNK4Xx1rj With no on-site notice: http://t ...

Yochai Benkler: The dangerous logic of the Bradley Manning Case http://t.co/r5wv50jRlW

the director of that (fake) Nutri Grain commercial went on to direct The "wasssuuuup" commercials for Budweiser. The seeds of genius!

here http://t.co/yQxmzQczwq is the original source of the classic Nutri-Grain I Feel Great parody commercial http://t.co/dpgmQvmnAU

Please Continue to Hold: An Empirical Study of User Tolerance of Security Delays http://t.co/6zSOv8AUiU

7 Great Reasons To Encourage Working Remotely http://t.co/Soeazw0Hcd by @df07

"Terrible... confusing... looks bad..." http://t.co/dhvzprP6lM

Can I just say how ridiculously great @thinkup 2.0 is? http://t.co/lYF54bDnT7 It's a completely new app. If you have a s ...

So @mattcutts said he would increase my PageRank to 9 if I hugged him. OK FINE THEN IF I MUST http://t.co/rUqIX0lMUZ

Looking for more people to try a site I've been working on. http://t.co/UjwePoI3gH Please for to send the feedbacks!

LMAO!
Thanks, Dan! http://t.co/ALyioggyT7

What passes for motivation on the Discourse team: "Are you a CAN-adian or a CAN'T-adian?"

Sometimes I imagine Dijkstra helping me write code, much like that clay pot scene in Ghost

@imNickR without question

I think I have more fun talking to avatars on Twitter than actual human beings.

BZZZT. No Radiohead album is perfect except The Bends.

You guys and gals have pretty good taste in music.. so far. Except for that guy who said Coldplay!

The Perfect Album: every song on it is a classic. I'll go first. Graceland. Back in Black. Serious answers only!

Maybe you wonder where you are, I don't care http://t.co/dqo2Vd8tjB

This is great! Andrew Mason asking for biz advice on a forum about the Groupon idea in 2006 http://t.co/JZxgFtoTLb

Every time I visit LA I can see why the terminators wanted to blow it up so badly #norcal4lyfe

Bonus: now @rockhardawesome yells "spooooky" every time I get a call. Calls are pretty spooky, when you think about it.

I set my iPhone to the annoying theremin ringtone because nobody else uses that. Now I am even more annoyed when I get calls.