ridiculously comprehensive Rock Band franchise eulogy from an insider http://t.co/iCdkpeojNc

For best results try it on Mac users http://t.co/27h0ryfBjN

ULTIMATE LIFE HACK, remember to use Jenny's phone number (867-5309) in the checkout lane for store reward card discounts

I'm slow. I just got that GMail Blue http://t.co/zmeOAoL0ll is a joke about the 41 shades of blue http://t.co/P1YaFjp3Ko

I've always thought tabletization of the web (make everything bigger and simpler) was a good thing, now with data: http://t.co/T0JrVebV9D

@codinghorror Oh my science, you've created it in your own image : http://t.co/aEZBKBaibf

@betsyphd you had @codinghorror at "you're doing it wrong."

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays! http://t.co/OtpERflFpl

Seven years ago, I wrote one of my most popular pieces ever: Your April Fool's Joke Sucks. http://t.co/HOUkJlz2BS Still true!

"This review sucks, Mr. Internet Man!" http://t.co/MG4eQcECEa

Isn't it well known that Jobs hated videogames? Can I get a citation from Apple's official historian in residence, @siracusa ?

If true, this is huge. Apple won at gaming without even trying. If they do start trying, game over for everyone else. http://t.co/BzsjhTP2oB

There should be no angst over April Fool's day, it's rather educational: question everything you read every day.

"You can oligobble down our balls." http://t.co/IPtBLIb77x

Discourse is about improving the open source stack for everyone, thanks @samsaffron http://t.co/sJ0q4nRCWw

"So now I'm seriously thinking to switch from PHP to Ruby and RoR and try to implement this using Discourse" music to my ears!

Take Your Cat to Work Day http://t.co/fBHKQYDXl4

Butterflies probably shouldn't hold commercial class B driving licenses. I'm just saying. http://t.co/IGMxRase

@loydcase why does it *need* to exist? Buy two or three video cards, plop them in pcix slots, done!

What if all this time, @rands has simply been trying to tell us that he’s hard of hearing and needs some help?

Father passes, leaving a giant textfile of joke punchlines behind. Metafilter identifies all of them: http://t.co/j05mNkNl55

Twitter the Comic http://t.co/PEQO3BQEdI

What it was like trying to a simple programming question answered in 1982 http://t.co/BbHXWkTBpW

Can everyone please stop retweeting the fake celebrity accounts? Exhibit A: https://t.co/0LdXJp3PPU kthxbye.

ok, so Crysis 3 is everything the totally meh-tastic Crysis 2 was supposed to be.

Remembering that a user has read a Twitter direct message is the hardest problem in computer science.

At a distance I read this as "I'd rather be derping" and I thought I recognized this person from the Internet http://t.co/VCEu3osAP0

wherein @betsyphd helps me source the forum parody on the finale of 30 Rock http://t.co/Rllcc3gDRU

@dotnetchris sorry about that, like I said, there was a lot of feedback on that feature at the time and it got buried

@dotnetchris I think that just got buried in the initial flood of feedback on that feature. is it [status-completed] ?

"Let me write up how this works on dev for criticism." "Good, I will make sure nobody accidentally slips in any praise or encouragement."

@dotnetchris there is no concept of closed any more, just "on hold" http://t.co/0M0yRdKJw1

@Critus try http://t.co/sCgyG7VzEZ -- make the question clear and complete and the answer should be as well! :)

"Here's how you guide new users: Lead by example, and treat them with respect." http://t.co/LxuZ6AjLHs

We are both nuts http://t.co/0YhC4fHmAd

https://t.co/Ty3Nqsa5ji may end up being the most predictive thing I've ever said

it's weird: I am very apolitical, yet I find hard-core libertarians more morally repugnant than any republican or democrat.

@gortok that's fine, since laws, education, food, and shelter are problems that will go on forever. Related: http://t.co/kksqcgs3ZS

"Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution." http://t.co/wYQ3E5bSZ5

Some people have asked me to write up more about Promises. Well @joezimjs did it much better than I could: http://t.co/w ...

Discourse now supports Mozilla Persona and GitHub logins! Thanks for the code contribution from the Persona team! http:// ...

on a long enough timescale, I think Joe is right http://t.co/IKCf70gfYR

Oh Battlefield 4, you had me at the strategic inclusion of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart". YOU COMPLETE ME BATTLEFIELD 4

Battlefield 4: Just Shut Up And Take My Money. This is incredible: http://t.co/690xj2u7EK

Whistleblower Bradley Manning has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Let's make sure he receives it. http://t ...

Tablets to outsell desktops this year and laptops next year http://t.co/0E2Kp4c1lj #NoMorePCOnEveryDesk #TabletOnEvery ...

"TiVo’s claims are barred 'by the doctrine of unclean hands' (which would include, obviously, unclean thumbs)." http://t. ...

also protip, that guy from PC Gamer was right, you should play Bioshock: Infinite on hard. Elizabeth helps out a *lot*.

Having loads of fun in Bioshock: Infinite, realizing that racism makes sense. Wait, am I playing this "the wrong way?"

the insipid, creeping death of "good enough"

In America, you should be very careful not to get sick if you are poor. http://t.co/tOTEh8Y7pW

Get 10% Off Your MailChimp Bill for Using 2-Factor Security http://t.co/DDmAT7i1CV

@dozba yeah welcome to the world of blowing shit up and smashing shit. It is funny because it is 110% true

@dozba you have linked this twice now, but because it is awesome, I will allow it

✽ Let’s Say FeedBurner Shuts Down… http://t.co/MV1JRE6fdV

Our @discourse startup finally has t-shirts! Now it's officially business time! http://t.co/zQWO9hqbiB

Finished installing the tools installer. http://t.co/m7LOoc28jl via @reddit

Reply All should require a captcha.

New story in the @Firstround library -- Rands on how to make meetings suck less http://t.co/lzcyUKZrrr

Homosexual agenda REVEALED: http://t.co/7urFxHx82E

Time to do some PHP hacking, then a crying game style shower after I look at the code I end up producing

“I bet that the students who get famous five years from now will include more men than women” http://t.co/hZbbag7oRp

IE11 to appear as Firefox to avoid legacy IE CSS http://t.co/y8LWvwVcnd

@dozba examples? I browsed the site and wasn't feeling much

The risk averse venture capitalists remind me of the Waiters who are Nauseated by Food http://t.co/hFDvTcbrMa

New on United Pixelworkers: a new tee for @Discourse…from Stack Exchange co-founder Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror).

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Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays? Could be worse, you could be one of these bugs. http://t.co/7xEfGiTCP8

As we drove by San Quentin, my 4 year old son asked what the bad guys inside look like. "Like us," I said, "they look like us."

“I wanted my compartments to be more sophisticated than anybody else’s.” http://t.co/sWC0m9StcX

“I keep my firetruck in the driveway and drive it to the web design firm where I work.” http://t.co/sQLNlqjfVb

I need to hear from @patio11 if this "5 things nobody tells you about Japan" article is true! http://t.co/jVJ1fGtgfQ

I still don't get "Pet Sounds". Lord knows I have tried.

Remember kids, Ruby is like Perl, but better! http://t.co/xJjkq4YaQJ

well that escalated quickly http://t.co/JfWVZBr9sK

The Beach Boys Shred http://t.co/27grlMR6J0

@ataraxia_status physics of lens sizes cannot fit on these small phones. Even a not-enormous point and shoot lens is a TON bigger

@ataraxia_status no, in low light, even the iPhone 5 or whatever is a hideous bag of fail compared to a $400 point and shoot.

Cameras are wasted on me. The best new point and shoot!!! ... that I'll never have on me anyway. Sigh. I'll try again, I guess.

Since everyone keeps asking w/r/t CPU power usage, read the graph near the bottom of this blog post please: http://t.co/dJv4pRZl5V

So technically if haswell delivers 9w idle vs. ivy bridge at 17w idle, that means haswell laptops should have 1.8x-ish the battery life.

"the single largest generation-to-generation battery life improvement in Intel history," hmmm http://t.co/tNewYJvheG

“During a theater performance in 2001, an audience member shouted “Goonies!” the moment Martha Plimpton became visible ons ...

" Google showed a strange NOTICE message asking me to accept the terms of usage of my account..." https://t.co/wD6DW5i3EF

Geaaah! http://t.co/mscPUHdU1K

There is only ONE TRUE GAME for the Amiga, and it is
BLAZEMONGER. http://t.co/1obHPcYleU

We're making real progress with Yahoo Messages, but we need more people to help! http://t.co/DvuVjM98yR - top of page for ...

Good for startups with really tiny offices http://t.co/vDvQ1DFAtL

From @rockhardawesome : "Why are the Aquabats all dudes? There should be a lady!" that's my boy!!

"It’s your collective community bible and family history." http://t.co/Ta2RkMlgcZ

@codinghorror I... I don't understand, but I definitely want a hit of whatever Jeff's smoking right now. Meet up at 4:20?

hello I write web software and I literally can't

@cbovis @erikkerber @robconery you can just assume I said C#.. the promise of the CLR and DLR is dead, compare JRuby is thriving

The current status is here, along with a link to run a warrior. http://t.co/DvuVjM98yR

You know what would be extra funny? If someone at Google asked Steve Yegge his opinion about T'Pau.

Why Ruby? http://t.co/NZTOMZuBHO

@paulrouget @photomatt kill 'em with kindness! slay 'em with wit!

8:31 of Bop Gun? Still not enough! http://t.co/ieSRWJotv4

I just heard Maps, and felt my hands and feet playing it for months in Rock Band in 2008. They don't love you like I love you, @RockBand.

Didn't I already build this Secret Project in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri? http://t.co/5WMrQUx2xM

@jorm @codinghorror My barely-informed opinion in a Reddit comment is solving water quality problems in Africa as we speak!