if you have a WordPress blog, make sure you're aware of the ongoing attack: tl;dr "admin" account bad. http://t.co/qdmtEXku3w

wait so this Wordpress admin password cracking botnet is possible because WP doesn't limit failed login attempts *at all*? <facepalm>

Amazing: E.T. for the Atari 2600 was apparently *not* a bad game http://t.co/gS3rDCB7VV

In my research on parasols and umbrellas, I found the latest stealth umbrella technology! Seriously! http://t.co/iD3SDS7MCF

Is there any practical difference between a parasol and an umbrella? I see them used both ways around here.

Well hello there Willy Loman: “What have I done today? What have I created?” http://t.co/YutEM3nlx6

Counting with Buzzfeed. http://t.co/opUEy2yYeo /via @dontsave

Maybe you've seen double and triple chocolate, but what about quad chocolate and beyond? Business opportunity!

Great article by @page88 and the first comment is gold http://t.co/pWyOS9IWj9

Tons of CFAA and Swartz flyers all over the place at MIT. Appropriate. http://t.co/5zOwJbfSiA

This site may be relevant to @codinghorror's interests: http://t.co/eChPilqjBP

In case you missed it, we did a second blog to book: http://t.co/bunQ1Ym1FM

Chess boxing, the sport of kings! http://t.co/91xpO9ivkZ

“It would take you hundreds of hours of work and hundreds of thousands of dollars to clear the [album] rights” http://t.co/XQKHajQLSj

Every time I use the men's restroom at the airport, I worry: is my stance too wide?

@jeremyckahn are you an expert? http://t.co/uQRews92Eu

I am totally getting a phablet when Android 5 drops. No more tiny intricate Faberge egg jewelry iPhones for me. I am a dude, I take up space

Travel would be a lot more enjoyable as teleportation. I told @rockhardawesome he better invent it or DISAPPOINT.

@codinghorror I am pretty sure by now you are a row in Samsung marketing spreadsheet "...and add another inch or Atwood won't ...

Strings are easy! Right? http://t.co/UZhoumzEDO

Phaaaaaaabulous! http://t.co/VN45IyWuBG

Why haven't you starred the Discourse repository on GitHub yet? Is it because you hate open source? https://t.co/yMNzCBxKcK

I'd kill for Sparkle Motion. I bleed glitter. I hope that settles the matter.

I'll be giving a talk at MIT Media Lab on Friday at 3PM, in LLK Lab Space (E14-445).

Our QuickStart guide to hacking on @discourse is now even simpler: http://t.co/4U4LQBC5sK

Ridiculous Fishing for iOS lives up to its name. Recommended!

The first Bitcoin billionaire!

HOWTO: Discourse as Your First Rails App http://t.co/fUcnKRld0B

Pls RT! TODAY WE SAVE THE INTERNET AGAIN #CFAA #AARONSW http://t.co/I2pu95c0oh

How can you trust people that are nice to you? These are the least trustworthy people I know. "You look nice today", indeed.

wait, so Chrome for iOS has fullscreen mode now but Chrome for Android still does not? I demand satisfaction, sir!

anyone wanna bet the iPad 5 will have tighter bezels like the Mini? Because http://t.co/errxl2sZsx

I've been thinking for a long time about the necessary consolization of PCs and it is literally happening right in front of us.

So both the PS4 and Xbox 720 will have x86 CPUs. Consoles are PCs. In other news, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Brad Paisely's duet about racism http://t.co/URyGMKOo0M

What I love about WordPress plugins http://t.co/ipNh8BL209

Do you want 11.7 GB of highly compressed creative commons Stack Exchange content? Sure you do: http://t.co/pdFwe6DCrA

Here, listen to the greatest TV theme song of all time. You're welcome. http://t.co/kzJwDGzvhg

I am generally ambivalent towards "Organic" stuff but these organic lollipops are a zillion times better. Maybe two zillion.

@dozba Dude, Rock Band 3 Pro Keys. Not even joking. Serious.

Had my hand on the store brand pretzels, then realized I don't wanna go out like that. #yolo

Girl babies with ear piercings, for some reason, bothers me way more than the whole male circumcision debate. None of my business of course.

I probably should not have bought all those fake followers.

Interesting data point: the most clicked links I tweet get about 4k clicks, and more typically 2k. So 2% - 4% attention rate.

OK so we have a TV sold in 2013 with a 2009 vintage web browser. Why does this not surprise me?

How can I determine the vintage of a TV browser with "AppleWebKit/531.2" in the user agent?

Watch the watchmen: http://t.co/ls5XZgFI3y

I'm kind of afraid to see Gentlemen Broncos, but Nacho Libre is underrated as a followup to Napoleon Dynamite.

Surface Pro, so simple even a 1 year old @theladybabies can use it! http://t.co/BWwDHt5HDN

I have been informed that Yosemite is apparently not pronounced "Yo, semite"

Incredibly meticulous amateur camera thief takedown, I'm tellin alla y'all its sabotaaage http://t.co/LAIhu2WtBZ

So about this Mountain Dew A.M., apparently orange juice plus Mountain Dew is a thing now?

Community reminds me of a smarter Family Guy where 90% of the rapid fire bits are funny instead of every fifth one.

Slowly, painfully working through my way through Community season 3. This show is a national treasure. So good.

Jason Rohrer's A Game for Someone: a titanium board game buried somewhere in the Arizona desert, intended to l... http:// ...

Female activists with "F**k Your Morals" painted on their bare chests fighting with riot police. NSFW and amazing http://t.co/6gznIznOzN

Stretchy pants. Stretchy pants. Stretchy pants. http://t.co/ZaGVoRAcyr

Extracting Audio from Pictures: glorious https://t.co/zr6zW6oeXS

The Great Movies: http://t.co/Hejm2xGKU2

@howtogeek @kevindente @thedavidlyons what IE versions though, IE9 will work mostly. IE8 not at all.

@howtogeek @thedavidlyons the main weakness is that our IE9 support is.. not great. We guarantee it will *mostly* work.

Gleefully ripping vendor prefixes out of our CSS since @discourse is modern browsers only. Thanks http://t.co/yHzbAjAkvs !

so much truth here http://t.co/Gyoo1n3xe7 please for the LOVE OF GOD don't retweet every single good thing people say about your stuff

Weird Twitter: The Oral History: "Meet the unwitting pioneers behind the internet's dumbest revolution."   http://t.co/aR ...

the only sure thing betting strategy http://t.co/ESN2W1riXA

Great answer: Something is burning in the server room; how can I quickly identify what it is? http://t.co/upGWaY2A1J #h ...

The new must-watch Larry Lessig lecture, 18 minutes of your life well spent: http://t.co/PJ70aOntbX

Our 7 year ARM home loan just adjusted. It is now literally half the payment per month.

My Byers-Briggs indicator is Capricorn, what's yours?

@dozba u mad bro?

@dozba ATT Uverse lol

After HTC First, eagerly awaiting HTC Your Bias and HTC Did Apple Pay You To Write This? (via @daamoth)

Great. Now I don't get to use my "This is fantastic. I'm at the stadium right now. I have a Facebook phone" joke. http://t ...

Love this story about the crazy jellyfish guy http://t.co/VTAfnxmHA1

6 classic nightmares and their modern equivalents http://t.co/s8FTInlnqg

I had fun playing with some old GPUs for this RT @anandtech: How Fast is Your Smartphone in Desktop GPU Terms http://t. ...

"Bitcoin ... is nihilistic, an attractive alternative only to things which are downright bad." https://t.co/HLD0Oyy4XF

First time I've used Ruby in 7 years, and rubygems are *still* an installation nightmare on every platform. WTF Rubyists?

Great answer: Why is google so much faster than a hard-drive search? http://t.co/88YCWJCGdr #windows

I think Blink is a great idea. WebKit monoculture is bad for the web. http://t.co/3IXerxpYK7

If the Earth were 100 pixels wide: http://t.co/kieYYuqZQx

Our First Partner: How-To Geek http://t.co/05Z0O0Nh6b

For a brief moment, Opera was using the most popular rendering engine. Universe couldn't let that stand, thus #blink.

Vintage social networking http://t.co/oV5VSIdlYF

"Try parodying one of my songs now, you stupid bastard!" http://t.co/kOMS8wLGZx

@michael_parrish can't retweet yourself my friend! I wish!

The future will be predicted by the stupidest person in the room. Mark my words.

What keeps me up at night now is how the "have you tried JavaScript?" punchline guy from The Daily WTF was actually right.

Scientists teach Sea Lion to boogie to a beat: http://t.co/n5OKiEBw0U But disco?!? No wonder she doesn't look like she is ha ...

Do I know that XKCD comic? Do I? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself.

just a reminder: 10 character passwords, even random noise ones, ain't very secure. http://t.co/o3McsY6PM6

The only way to listen to Lionel Richie, courtesy of Newman http://t.co/Y678pnGdin

"We should remember this whenever someone complains about Discourse's code" http://t.co/msxL6qjimm

How to Geek is the first Discourse partner to launch! http://t.co/2uUJmsD2yv

Best April Fool of all: the resources required to make Google's 'pranks' far outstrip what it would have taken to run R ...

"I understand we want more women in technology, but why?" http://t.co/sT7mR4ORIo

@codinghorror if the web was really broken you wouldn't even be able to view your blog post, due to "referential integri ...

Yet again I had to go through an "ancient" blog post from 2009 and fix easily half the links. No, the web isn't broken.. right?

Just re-optimized my wallet, replacing my old 2009 one: http://t.co/JM8vVQCMXP

finally got DKIM going for @discourse emails to improve deliverability -- http://t.co/mbB3xyQMWu