Windows not being UNIX can be a severe liability at times.

my first post to medium, am i doing this right???? https://t.co/90mIwSRAgX

so @neill just got a recruiter email: "job title: Sr SOftwar Dev . One of the requirements? oriented programming."

eating the majority of that bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs was.. not a good life choice in retrospect

Man, give someone a little PHP plugin work and they act like you've invoked Cthulhu o̫̲̩̼͙͈r̺̬̜ s̵͔͇̞o̢̦͓͕͔m̵̞̥̝ḛ̷t̩h͠

.NET platform getting better and better for devs. https://t.co/4zNz53N7ic Now if they'd just price SQL Server reasonably...

Imgur is going to be huge. It's like Reddit without all the stupid words holding them back. Seriously. http://t.co/22LqsPuGtA

"We pay lip service to the idea of hiring the best people in the world" http://t.co/gfKgMHxvY3

@ToseNikolov well, I already have two R290X so this is the same thing, right? Just on a "single" card.

Nudie Suits http://t.co/TGbsyIStJN

what is this font-size: rem nonsense? WHAT'S THE FONT SIZE, KENNETH? http://t.co/lxyG54IB2e

Meanwhile, in Russia https://t.co/tf79hnuNHJ

First thought "oh this is terrible" second thought "waitaminute this is an exact description of being a parent" http://t.co/gbgni0s7wf

So psyched for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

"Yeah I’m still not getting pizza. Can you check the roads?" http://t.co/uBCcN14G7x (via @amyengineer)

The Wolf of BuzzFeed https://t.co/y7eaKzIsyr

"Every man lives, not every man really dies." Waitaminute.. strike that, reverse it. Thank you. https://t.co/kBXAfSiIeI

I had a fitness tracker once. It called 911 because it thought I died.

one thing I dislike about Windows Phone. Its so-called IE10 has serious quirks in @discourse we don't see on desktop IE10.

Flamewarriors, come out to play-ay-ayyy! http://t.co/9BAcZgraJ0

I got a Russ Walter promotional mail today! I love this guy. He even responded in comments: http://t.co/pdwPMqkYYG

WTF Russia? http://t.co/P2DmsfSelg

Subversion is moving their source code to Git. Time to declare that product done and move on.

Guys I am watching a webinar on my phablet right now

Software training day! Feeling like I’m in a live action webinar. 😡

My annual tradition of linking to this press release about a falcon species discovered by Hanz Ohlo and Hugh Baccha: http:/…

TIL that libertarians do not have a good sense of humor. Or any sense of humor, apparently.

Twenty years ago today, I spotted @codinghorror on the dance floor & said the words every man longs to hear: You’re doing it …

Nat knows me too well, he sent me this link last night: Libertarian Police Dept http://t.co/DhCaYE01Cv

Discourse just passed 10k stars on GitHub! I'm absolutely floored by the momentum of this project.

MOTHER FLIPPIN' UNICOINS http://t.co/HNL6uS9XoI

having another one of those "why in the name of God did I agree to this" moments

it's finally happened, you can *finally* buy Stack Overflow rep with unicoins! http://t.co/cPhfjgTcaQ

oh, so Skype group video calls cost $10/month? I finally understand the strange popularity of Google Hangouts!

"those incentives not only don't work, they make things worse" http://t.co/A6T4jME0gA

Giving https://t.co/V4Tr0C7RMz a try!

turns out fast CPU doesn't mean squat when stuff / apps / tabs are constantly being reloaded from disk on the iPad Air

if you skipped the iPad Air upgrade cycle, you totally made the right call. I didn't. 64-bit and 1 GB ram is.. so, so brutal. :'(

Backup camera is hugely useful, first time I had a car with one is 2011. Should be mandatory. http://t.co/qYgejwDJQ2

Personally I think Brendan Eich is a fine CEO. Here is a man who knows how to extract maximum value from a thousand dollars.

My wife @betsyphd and I met on April Fools day in 1994. Little does she know this is the longest running April Fools joke yet..

If one more person shares their personal "principle of least surprise" definition with me I'm going to give them a real surprise all right

@codinghorror in high school we had a computer lab with 100% IBM Model M keyboards, during programming classes it sounded li…

Also, buckling spring keyboards are MUCH louder than any switch shown in my previous tweet. If you like gunshots while typing..

my keyboard switch cheat sheet! Adapted from http://t.co/fOE0KSb3ZT http://t.co/QzUu5QsJWX

Is there any way to fix the "someone pasted a massively wide image in GMail now everything scrolls horizontally" in GMail web?

Well, exactly. Every day is de-facto April Fools day on the Internet anyway, so get used to it.

pff I love April Fools! Every day should be April Fools, suckas!

A year ago we switched Discourse from CoffeeScript to Javascript and I don't regret it! @wycats was convincing: https://t.co…

I can't see VR becoming remotely mainstream until we have better ways to get AV inside your head than "here, strap on 5 pounds of equipment"

This @flantz rant on The Immersive Fallacy from GDC 2005 is quite timely given recent interest in virtual reality: https://t.c…

I kind of agree with this. VR may be like AI, always "we are so totally on the cusp" but never get there. http://t.co/7l9lWAmQ9k

When my girls see a person in any state of undress, they scream, “Naked Lady!”. Sorry, older gentleman we saw jogging shirtle…

They never should have let white people play baseball.

the Win8 Music app, for example, is TONS better than the craptacular Windows Media Player. But so crazily awkward to use on desktop!

total lack of integration between Win8 metro apps and desktop (sizable windows, taskbar, etc) seems like a huge mistake in retrospect

3x Discourse sites in the last 3 months: http://t.co/ymKnzgBxiF

Freedom Rock lives forever. Apparently. http://t.co/YF3Glofjfe

wow. @dropbox DMCA takedown in personal folders . . . this is new to me. http://t.co/fSKxJUrFus

Even if you feel all convicted murderers should be killed in eye for eye style, you should still oppose it based on the economics.

It is nuts that the death penalty costs society more than life imprisonment. http://t.co/QROpDMfvAU

I wonder why approval for the death penalty spiked around 1998? http://t.co/QeEF7JTVQn

(looks at calendar) brb, going on my all Cadbury Mini-Eggs training diet

@codinghorror @jarrod_dixon http://t.co/D7PDGhpNe6

If you are building or growing an online community, this 45 min talk from @codinghorror is a must-watch. #cmgrchat http:…

A cautionary tale, via @jarrod_dixon http://t.co/q62GKYpCfY

We're seeing ~4-10x JavaScript performance speedup with SIMD.JS: https://t.co/pcXNAid3Qe Landed in Firefox Nightly, soon in Chr…

@arialdomartini @KLVTZ @wasdkeyboards there is a key puller included

@eleopteryx @KLVTZ @wasdkeyboards there is a tenkeyless version there too

@arialdomartini @KLVTZ @wasdkeyboards you can set that via the dip switches

Holy crap! After years of seeing @codinghorror's profile image I'm finally realizing its falling into a box and not his…

Equality. Innovation. Honesty. Advancement. ... are all words we choose from a list. https://t.co/gymIz3hizZ

Atwood's Law continues to advance! https://t.co/0Egmpp114T

@raganwald @deborahh imagine Amazon without user reviews. Much worse value prop.

CODE keyboard w/ clear switches now finally available. Very hard to get stock of these and they won't last -- http://t.co/oDttHoU42d

There is something fundamentally weird about dudes in groups, and it happens at a very early age.

Speaking of gender: this is any preschool -- 1 dude, 4 ladies. Totally calm. 4 dudes, 1 lady? Utter frigging jumping-off-the-walls chaos.

Clearly the world isn't ready for my visionary solutions. Stupid world.

Solution! Everyone works from home under gender neutral aliases, using masked video and auto-tuned voice. Man, woman, cetacean.. who cares!

so.. everyone magically ignores self-promotion? Or can women be taught to be more self-promotional? Men taught to be less?

"male candidates boasted about their abilities, while women downplayed their talents" http://t.co/eo5YYt0RPM

It's offical, Occulus is now the Travelling Wilburys of game companies

We will remember the original iPhone screen the way we remember 13" color monitor CRTs. So impossibly tiny. So crazily low-res. PHABLETOWN

Mike Tyson / M. Bison https://t.co/B5DonsmGHK

100% code coverage
"@bloerwald: SUCCESS: 26/26 (100%) Tests passed http://t.co/pmw7DiiRp2"

Meanwhile, in Phabletown: Apple is readying two variants of iPhone 6 with 4.7" and 5.5" screens http://t.co/y1voo0AOxd

"For what purpose.. what's your goal? What are you trying to accomplish? Can you provide an example?" I have to type this so much

We gotta find this kid! We GOTTA FIND HIM! http://t.co/y8aRNwur43

So "Philadelphia Freedom" was a song about Billie Jean King. Ostensibly. http://t.co/a028KSzdlz

2am sales emails because ALWAYS. BE. COBBLING. I mean CLOSING. http://t.co/0CJx3RmJx1

It took me 20 years to understand how accurate that is. (He also moved his car before getting painting estimates on his own house)

When I ran a painting business in college, one of our mentors told us he priced jobs based on the car he saw in the homeowner's driveway.

A gentle reminder that the Internet Archive is amazing: if you have any computing materials to preserve, send 'em! http://t.co/PhCYzTzYMp

I feel a scathing Yelp review coming on. Somebody hold my earrings.

wow, someone just called me a "master saleman" on a call. And I was like http://t.co/cOXJzz7CHT

so what's the over-under on @bhorowitz buying that one copy of the next Wu-Tang album?

Wu-Tang Clan selling exactly one, and only one, copy of their new album. Genius idea. http://t.co/5602nwWKRM

"I was going to change the world with VR and try to change humanity forever, but here's a number." http://t.co/fTgd6Y2J77

Facebook reveal Oculus Rift redesign. http://t.co/22mR9zUFaB

Never confuse the dream with the money. The dream is bigger than that.