I can't overstate how much better the Surface 4 type cover is. If you have a Surface 3, throw your type cover in the trash and buy it NOW

Time to give away our automatic pet feeder :( https://t.co/E6MYw3U5uM

Thoughts and prayers with the people of Peoria. We hold you in our hearts https://t.co/9kbqZ4ijY6 https://t.co/NbXUUojXnN

6 years later… https://t.co/fF3vMeI6GQ

Self perception is a hell of a drug https://t.co/UV7dxsSQa4

Let's settle this.

Guess how many icons are on my desktop and win a prize https://t.co/wLDp3DvOgL

This powerpoint presentation by a 13 year old on why his parents should let him play GTA5 is amazing https://t.co/tFecACKBgH

"Take, take, take, give, give, give - for what? To change the world? Can a programming community change the world?" https://t.co/WPfW0Vjcav

Do you like epic space simulators? https://t.co/mYUhHL1llH

When do iPad Pro pre-orders go live? I am jonesing so hard for my giant super fast 4GB RAM iPad

This game AI coding contest looked super fun https://t.co/M9jqbASUQM

There are some sublime moments in Preacher https://t.co/V9sgQ6RSJr

"the 15 hours a day I sleep have no effect." https://t.co/haK3wPVTSF

The value for time in 'comedy = tragedy + time' is often debatable; https://t.co/jLcLaFvYr0

Romance. https://t.co/IIzJo9jmK8

Never let being overweight keep you from realizing your dreams, I say https://t.co/YQbuuATu0A

Here is what early versions of @discourse looked like in late 2012 .. just @eviltrout and me at the time https://t.co/koAtfXHa8W

@hickeroar no that is a different feature. You're talking about something else.

Given that Chrome supports notifications, what benefit is there in running Slack in a standalone (32-bit) .exe browser versus my Chrome?

So the Slack "app" for Windows is basically a standalone .exe Chromium browser wrapper permanently pointed at https://t.co/9kHhwE55G4

@groovyc0der it already supports full-size side by side apps. That's the purpose of the larger screen. So.. we're there ;)

FRIEND: i've got one of those smart toilets. check it out ME: oh cool TOILET: please kill me. i wish i didn't understand wha…

Siri can be kind of a jerk sometimes https://t.co/NErFJHYnbk

Don't be a middleman. Create (or sponsor) your own content. https://t.co/xo5B06Ie6d

Also infuriating, iOS9 Safari insists on dumping you in an app for some types of links now, which does not even work half the time.

Hmm. The eBay app is pretty good, let's try it out again. (cue sad trombone) https://t.co/oNj6YI9xjo

@dozba what kind of range? Electric should be wayyy faster if that's what you're into.

@dozba electric sportbike?

watching those KIA Soul "sexy hamster" commercials with my son. Me: "oh god furries" My brain: "I think I can work with this"

@howtogeek @zbrando @kddlb mac is unnecessary. Why do you need a Mac? What for, specifically?

How to get hired: Join Stack Overflow and GitHub, contribute to things, help others, build stuff, and engage the team …

The good news is MS finally nailed the tablet style PC. Bad news is, Apple is entering the same market with iPad Pro avail in a few weeks.

wow the new Surface Pro 4 type cover is a whooole lot better, both keyboard and trackpad are <3 now.

It pains me to say this but the new Guitar Hero is quite good and worth a look if you like the genre at all https://t.co/7M5tXAvYc7

Good morning captain https://t.co/fWyE8A8KFr

Lesson learned: never tell some rando kid you can play any song. He played the hell out of it though. I had the song on 45 rpm and loved it.

Some other guy at that place had been griefing this singer for months trying to get him to play it. He was doubled over in laughter.

As an ~8 year old kid in Las Vegas, a lounge entertainer asked me to name a song and he'd play it. I told him this https://t.co/2ik6Eiq6xs

This aggression will not stand, man. I'm calling back the Wolverines, Rambo, and all other 80s Cold War movie heroes https://t.co/CfHMabuKPi

“More like ‘Internet is a mean place full of really shitty people.'” https://t.co/GYkz9d07oX

Interesting story about Visa, I had no idea it was this (for the time) radical org https://t.co/yWVOlhUfHp

"wrangling gameplay into a thought-provoking exercise that is both entertainment and edification." https://t.co/XiZ4UlIXyD

I remain super super glad I am not involved in the music industry in any way https://t.co/2Xm30dXPsT

You’re welcome. https://t.co/8M4BPFmXbw

Programming large software https://t.co/HjlXDi1YnC

Things my cats have taught me about death and dying. 😭

The drug that went from $13.50 per pill to $750 is now back down to $0.99, and the law & econ of it are fascinating: htt…

via https://t.co/iJ5CEOCUUI https://t.co/kI0OOvf6KC

Don't send people unsolicited dick pics, the key to their happiness is unsolicited dik-dik pics http://t.co/OxA6vxfz0A

Prison phone companies fight for right to charge inmates $14 a minute https://t.co/7idNGk2ZUA by @JBrodkin

I think https://t.co/eAoYZGWieP by @notwaldorf may be the best thing I have ever read

Waitress at dinner asked what kind of group we were… “iOS and Mac developers”… “Oh, thanks so much for the new emojis!” …

You want a real scare? I'll give you a real scare. https://t.co/tf6dqMeCHQ

I occasionally get emails from clueless PR people who think the "horror" part of coding horror means "interested in horror movies"

If you've ever felt Stack Overflow is "too strict", please watch this https://t.co/BCgPjqWiFC

@sherod lol

"You get one in-game life. Die, and your Steam account is locked out of the game permanently." https://t.co/h9FCXZNPqm

Sometimes I popup for no particular reason, like now. https://t.co/hvRn34ofsR https://t.co/7qF8oA3HMw

per-thread performance got a nice bump from Haswell -> Skylake, but that's technically 2 gens ahead (Broadwell skip) https://t.co/QYGwe78nbv

the future is here https://t.co/9DyqRtvhQt

iOS 9.1 update includes middle finger emoji. Installing immediately.

It's about that time https://t.co/YJAC4A31bo https://t.co/x6CzJ67cGz

MYTH: Millipedes have 1000 legs. FACT: Millipedes have 1/1000th of a leg. You're thinking of kilopedes.

Guys real talk time, that Barbie Life in the Dream House computer animated show is kind of hilarious

Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences

How social media killed the paparazzi https://t.co/3b95Ev7Mvl

Weird how Cisco hardware has anti-counterfeit stuff on the box. I guess they are printing money? https://t.co/eVm9s4HEzC

D&Diesel https://t.co/VP1naaqcIx

We are trusted! https://t.co/8hSWk3Y6Hi

This new Star Wars movie is looking better than expected https://t.co/ETqNADy9cI

The main advantage of meeting people I work with IRL is my mind now hears what they just typed in their actual voice

Religion promises eternal life? You and I are one long unbroken string of living organisms from the dawn of time. We already have it.

todo 1. Do a little dance 2. Make a little love 3. Get down tonight 4. Get down tonight

interesting comparing vet visits with human hospital visits w/r/t payment. No religion about the infinite monetary value of life.

A C programmer is one who, when told not to run with scissors, responds "it should be 'don't trip with scissors.' I never tri…

Snoring :( https://t.co/5BElwRnzkM

Finally, a game that really teaches programming https://t.co/yB8APpkyED

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this Har Mar Superstar https://t.co/cYFWFOh8v1

@codinghorror [Rugby] http://t.co/o4QWM8k6c6

Look, I'm a dude. I know how it works. Calling each other assholes is how we say "I love you"

Really loving this new Twitter "Noteworthy mention" feature 👍 http://t.co/eP2D6TEifp

I bought Henry an Australia rugby jersey so we watched some of Wales vs. Aus match. No helmets or pads continues to be.. insanity.

Microsoft should rename IE to 'Intranet Explorer.'

Chinese doctors bowing down to an 11 year old boy with brain cancer who saved several lives by donating his organs. http://…

@AccordionGuy !!!
“@theresasmets: Zardoz cookies. Really. @DougBenson @michaelsheen #DougLovesMovies http://t.co/fD2e6UojiO”

cool: hold down the command key on iPad to see a list of bluetooth keyboard shortcuts in system apps http://t.co/qVgNFRpYvY

whoa alt-tab works with iPad bluetooth keyboard now mindblown.gif

Productivity correlates directly with screen size in my experience. Really looking forward to iPad Pro...

Remember when people charged money for a web browser? http://t.co/QlzpLIwQPB

Her Code Got Humans on the Moon—And Invented Software Itself | WIRED http://t.co/FqERRBcHpP

A British man is selling his drivable, adult-size 'Little Tikes' car. http://t.co/oVgQT5qL7M http://t.co/s9eXzh2HtE

We Say We Want Privacy Online, But Our Actions Say Otherwise https://t.co/VPwQI3L7tt @HarvardBiz

NO RAGERTS http://t.co/LQZoXmScG8

Great article on the history of M.U.L.E. -- and the rest of the blog entries on EA history are excellent, too http://t.co/fMC6QjeKDH

I guess I am off to the Windows Store®©™ to find a Safe FTP Application ©™®

even downloading the non-installer version of filezilla, and running filezilla.exe, produces "suspicious activity" http://t.co/WKkeZwlnAN

wow, just tried to download FileZilla binaries from sourceforge, selected "nowrap", and got a fat Malware warn http://t.co/xLzRrD56L2

why are 16gb DDR4 ECC/registered DIMMs so easy to get, and the non-ECC version of same basically impossible to obtain?

I Can't Enter That https://t.co/PJGdKoLb2K