I like to think of Val Kilmer as an older version of Shia LaBeouf. He's our huckleberry. https://t.co/AlGy66ECw5

Ladies and gentlemen, Twitter on the iPad Pro https://t.co/iYxpmPQwYV

I feel sorry for people with non-professional iOS devices

This one goes out to all my introverts who can't maintain eye contact https://t.co/SRTDjPbRyN

"It's not about winning. It's about making sure someone else has a bad time." Most accurate description of Mario Kart gameplay ever

Buzzfeed culture out of control https://t.co/T5cMM9EYR5

The end of Halloween candy -- the inedible dregs https://t.co/yEmQSMNh0v

The iPhone price premium is kind of shocking, even ye olde used iPhone 4s goes for $150+?

Ten thousand problems solved and wishes granted. Site made better in ten thousand ways suggested by its membership. https://t.co…

@howtogeek now you are just trolling me, the only color available is gold

I am going to be force touching that buy button on the iPro so hard tonight. SO HARD

Two instances of the Stockfish JS Chess Engine play against each other, one using asm.js, the other without https://t.co/WtiW1uF7Ni

Do you have a "hard" math problem? https://t.co/BaAMy5lelW

Tegra X1 dev kit -- this thing performs at iPhone 6s levels, it's quite fast https://t.co/FCj4VwD9mK

Most photographed 19th cent American? I don't say this often but ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. https://t.co/8Uja0sN9EN https://t…

For the next 72 hours, Shia LaBeouf is watching all his films, and live streaming his face: https://t.co/ysJfvMi9ZX https…

.@codinghorror, u got a mention n my dissertation
Chp 4.3, Social Implications of Computing, https://t.co/sQfhdOIX4C https…

@codinghorror amazing timing Twitter https://t.co/kkuyGJpb4B

I'd like to add you to my prof<delete>

Smartphone app ecosystem harsh, unforgiving. It's almost like people only use ten apps https://t.co/kYDE584yvA

ordered some DDR4 memory, received via UPS today someone else's random DDR3 memory order. Haven't had that happen in a while..

Preacher on gender roles https://t.co/xCP1QwAZUh

dreams can come true https://t.co/t9f2Ncxpfr

Today in "proudly part of the problem" department: person trying to install Discourse ad plugin failed because of his ad blocker

@RobSeder performosity

@howtogeek aw c'mon I.. smirked?

hmm wait, searching again the Nexus 6p gets roughly the same single core score as an 2013 iPhone 5s https://t.co/B9up8tJbWL

Life is not too good in Android town these days if you care about actual CPU performance, versus "hey look (x) cores!"

There's a reason Google is making all this noise about building their own Android CPUs https://t.co/6daPTC0WfC

bear in mind a "flagship" Android device this year isn't going to be very fast because QC's Snapdragon was a bust. https://t.co/8DvF3hBwUV

Big pile of Nexus 6p for @discourse company employee gift. Eating our own dog food on JS android perf. https://t.co/nI1ymJb5YP

Programming https://t.co/YR9e8cDrJs

The keyboard waffle iron is finally a real, buyable thing https://t.co/LNcIuCtoiy https://t.co/SAADp8QZ5P

Only three more days until our long national nightmare of shamefully tiny 9.7" iPads is over

"one of the filthiest expressions ever written in Latin—or in any other language, for that matter." https://t.co/GrqJencMwR

New to #python and getting stuck with errors? Follow this infographic! #programming https://t.co/Ooes0En9el

I literally cannot enter my eBay username in the new iOS eBay app because their custom keyboard has no () keys.

Your question will be judged on its utility to other people doing real, productive work. https://t.co/WcPHPJ41lY

@scottadamsmith performosity

Response Alexander Graham Bell received when trying to sell his telephone patent to a telegraph company for $100,000 htt…

Don’t optimize the art out of your business. Seek and preserve the little things that make a big difference. https://t.co/…

"performant" is not a word https://t.co/tyKPCIDCa9

Ruby should really be faster than it is today -- that much is true. Some recent progress, though. https://t.co/xO8nHujFoq

@MarinosYannikos 4 sticks, 32gb ddr4, but I have 64gb (16gb dimms) on order as well. Probably a few more watts.

these new Skylake servers we're building for Discourse are pulling a mere 14w idling at a linux command prompt (81w under full load)

Codblops 3 is out?! Even as a dyed in the wool FPS fan, I just can't muster any enthusiasm for new Call of Duty games any more.

Advisors are great and all, but the best business advice I've ever gotten is from my customers

"women listed more [goals]. And a lower proportion of their goals related to achieving power at work." https://t.co/eNemOdeE2Q

What in the name of fsm is going on over at Bloomberg? I guess once you publish @ftrain you will publish anything https://t.co/FPZ35zkMTU

If you let Google finish the lyrics to Frank Sinatra's My Way you create something beautiful. http://t.co/bJUVvQZwk9

But when you think you've made it disappear
You're sure you made it disappear
https://t.co/QCsJSNa51y

Software "engineering" https://t.co/SIxlvOGFXG

the xkcd 386 rule

@loydcase yeah the new cover is amazing, in particular. so much better keyboard and touchpad.

people who Really Get Things Done will often naturally push through obstructions

"don’t aspire for a team of peacemakers" very important and often overlooked point https://t.co/zGUXkYo0eQ

the single biggest thing you can do to improve your code -- https://t.co/DpJFLcTRtl

Hello darkness my old friend: Doom e1m1 on a Vectrex https://t.co/wDrkk22Cj8

@codinghorror thought 2) wait... don't I just move around a bunch of stuff electronically 😕

@codinghorror thought 1) we pay a lot of people to just manually move stuff around... that seems dumb

Most JS/Python/Ruby apps... https://t.co/hkDkjdxpFH

Taking a break from social media by @seemikedraw https://t.co/cZFJeNm74i https://t.co/P3XQfJuxpd

"I've come to believe deeply in the idea that becoming a great programmer has very little to do with programming" https://t.co/PXe996pu7u

"avoid talking through traumatic experiences in favor of writing about them" https://t.co/fNPAh0t8yg

Director of all-female theater troupe describes horrible experiences performing in Somerville park https://t.co/I9IRDJXs3s

Programmers aren't plumbers, as I once thought. Turns out, they're cyberspace truck drivers. https://t.co/QOJWQrKt98

Wow the most common job in some US states in 2014 is software developer! https://t.co/YIfgwlwKMB

Next year I'm gonna one-up all the full size candy Halloween super dads by only giving out King Size candy bars. Take that!!

"Opera will choose from any of the available icons completely at random." YOLOOOOO https://t.co/KE1Hg4oXrl

@SusannaKaukinen nobody ever actually says what they mean

vBulletin password hack fuels fears of serious Internet-wide 0-day attacks https://t.co/Z1nNHH5e85 by @dangoodin001

Most people assume they'll be better understood by close friends or partners than by strangers. But they are wrong https…

Mmmmm nvm express goodness https://t.co/qQhUpp5MgO

sometimes when I need a little intestinal fortitude, I watch a man eat 150 sour candy warheads https://t.co/XYXgAKlair

@SusannaKaukinen you're gonna make William Shakespeare cry!

Hearts will always be > stars in my, uh, heart. https://t.co/2MjNzagYbY https://t.co/nIiLrXDpN7

If Twitter really wants to mess with people they’ll change Retweets to Endorsements

Good lord, Microsoft, overreact much? https://t.co/PEgm3m27iK

@dozba "The cop doesn't bother pulling him over because he knows sooner or later, Darwin will take care of it."

@dozba https://t.co/EwcCXHfOAg

Sir David Attenborough vs. Adele https://t.co/fOPkDAHNc6

I need an iPad Pro so bad I may leave the house on the 11th to get one at the store. #ohgodthelightitbuuurns

Interesting to see AnandTech use EmberJS in their benchmark suite ;) https://t.co/Xly0hyPLyn

using my tiny, 9.7" non pro iPad is so humiliating

"He was a fellow man and he had come to us in the saddest way." https://t.co/gHUQSNRyOj

“The top 10 percent of players can account for as much as 50 percent of all in-app purchase revenue” https://t.co/SefgYw9VxU

"it's stupid to disproportionately filter out entire demographics based on [command line bullshittery]" https://t.co/8SrPiYST8t

Hmm, I finally have need of IE compatibility modes for setting up this new Cisco 2960X switch, does not work with FF or Chrome. 😵

Are you bored with Bingo? Sick of sorry? Peeved by Parcheesi? https://t.co/ZYpePEW4Ez

@dozba waiting for the Vice magazine in person walkthrough expose

Often @nihilist_arbys is so good I actually want to eat at Arby's

New art by me: Mad Generation Loss, a look at encoding and lossiness through Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" https://t.co/11rL741Gsy

The Most Amazing Halloween Costume Ever courtesy @docpop https://t.co/jHMbEcZJSX

“I call it the Scalia,” he said. “It’s bitter and tough to swallow.” https://t.co/qLK2la7IzC

I'm tweeting "There Is No College Bubble" again https://t.co/k5aetmXc4N because it's the best thing I've read on the logic of …

A lot of people are making fun of this new Twitter polling option but you actually can use it to increase the number

This year will mark the first time the world spent more time online than watching TV https://t.co/GVYJqF52wB https://t.co…

Come on NYC, are you gonna let Chicago steal your thunder like this? https://t.co/ASe1AOx8MK https://t.co/Wlpl5mjJWK

Bad enough that they spell color with a u, now this sacrilege https://t.co/30e2IUgIKR

@nik__bhardwaj I don't think I have ever said throw previous gen in trash before. Difference is big this time on type cover