Have you endorsed anyone for professional iPad use on LinkedIn today?

this is your new favorite video on the internet https://t.co/ZvCZ8aNgdw

I am probably just a square, but man there are a ton of people with a lot of tattoos at this family swim resort

The Horrific, Predictable Result of a Widely Armed Citizenry https://t.co/UQhzBRLbpL via @adamgopnik

Why should you believe in people? Because you have no other choice, and neither do they.

You Should Read The Comments, as the real world resembles the comments section a whole lot more than you might realize.

Another good guy w/ a gun. A *top Pentagon official* points gun at teens for being too loud. https://t.co/n0xxAJQymt http…

@codinghorror oldie but a goodie: https://t.co/w03NIipNbR

If Dippin' Dots is the ice cream of the future, the future.. kinda sucks

The root problem of so many things in the USA is guns, and gun culture. Too many mistakes become fatal, permanent, deadly.

"every session brings you five minutes, a hundred thousand coins, and dozens of deaths closer to your death." https://t.co/vuX1ehpXZS

Remember when backpacks thought phones could fit in strap pockets? <laughs uproariously>

I read there was a 3 month wait for a $230 Japanese toaster and my first thought was "I must obtain this"

Apparently unless you are centralized-service-dot-com writing Slack plugins is a bag of suffering :( zero way to set URL at install time

Naming your business "AAAA Cleaners" was the original Search Engine Optimization

Brandolini's Law https://t.co/rO8BcRuzjx https://t.co/ngDuez6lEM

Ok now scientists are just straight up trolling us https://t.co/NjgG1cW7hW

... for me to poop on https://t.co/JSQbbGSZT3

Live like every day is a zero-day.

I was once described as a person who rides rollercoasters with a steely frown. That is not true. Sometimes I grimace.

This guy is wearing the best shirt ever https://t.co/DvNZ8qSo5G

Mayday.us could use your help. I donated! https://t.co/QfD4hd1lRc

First day of Disneyland, scare the crap out of your kids: mission complete https://t.co/JsWsoXe8gz

@raganwald don't forget born in the right country at the right time

Obligatory 4th of July tweet https://t.co/mu2RYi4nAA

Words which were considered slang in 1916:
Awful
Cop
Fake
Fan
Fluke
Grouchy
Hunch
Kid
https://t.co/m4PGNdqaNC

"RNGesus is on nobody's side."

Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love

What's up all you little computer people inside my phone! https://t.co/3CnzhQYuhj

Headed to Disneyland, CA with family. First time. If we don't survive someone please erase all my hard drives.

The world is always larger and more terrifying than you expect https://t.co/iCdD4HmkKI

I think about this guy more than I should https://t.co/3W562Mvo22

You don’t need selfie sticks in space. https://t.co/68dEeQExgo

@sherod @shanselman @Nick_Craver there is a point of diminishing disk perf return for typical desktop use. But servers!

That's Cuil. https://t.co/EE5NNb3NEx

"Do not do it. You don’t got it." https://t.co/0UNF5IP1Gr

Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as his vice-presidential running mate.

The Japanese-ness of Emoji is sometimes (OK, often) bizarre https://t.co/FZ47OicWKQ

Super impressed with the Win10 emoji set https://t.co/PZvfQbbe1Y -- can anyone at MSFT tell me if we can distribute it under open source?

I have a modest Unicode proposal: reserve all remaining character space for future Emoji. https://t.co/59kRSVB56d

@MightyPork we build forum software so I look wherever we find it on a site. I didn't know genius had forums.

The https://t.co/aJD162fqA4 forums are a national treasure (mildly NSFW) https://t.co/5ZPUxv0rPs

This is an amazing story from the woman who led AOL's free disk campaign. The competitors never imagined it worked. https://t.co/D…

MAKE STARTUPS GREAT AGAIN MAKE ME GREAT AGAIN OH WAIT I WAS ALWAYS GREAT WORK 70 HRS/WK FOR ME ON SHIT PAY WHY DID…

Why aren't they using regular volleyballs?! https://t.co/DgfmWYBfz1

"Happy debugging, suckers."

Evil. Pure evil. #programming

https://t.co/wwTDEiNjo1 https://t.co/Hz6UpvR0QR

@WarrenPostma old world thinking, my man. Old world thinking.

1 tortilla chip, 1 jalapeno, 2 cheeses, 3 spoons of guacamole, 5 spoons of salsa and 8 spoons of sour cream - recipe for Fib…

Accounting: Worst. Game. Ever. Recommend me an excellent online accounting service for my business.

Well, this is a first for @discourse support https://t.co/deENxMxuVN

It's not that Unix is particularly *good*. It's just that everything else ended up being even worse. https://t.co/KQuRgUTWcK

"It smells like old moth balls and like library books... and tastes exactly the way it smells." https://t.co/LSpYvKXwLT

Can you even call yourself a software developer anymore? https://t.co/4jjdoe5VdT

Fascinating study on masked voice gender effects when interviewing https://t.co/8DKYjssPof

New domain owners using robots.txt to erase history makes me so, so angry. It's not right. https://t.co/aM6LB1QOtD

Web developers heavily underestimate how useful source maps are in production had them at @discourse for over a year https:…

Went through and converted a dozen or so JS files to @typescriptlang. Immediately found ~30 errors.

Some Advice on How to Cope in These Tough Times - https://t.co/ZzR5OMtrPU

The Handbook https://t.co/QgIIzXTFWI

I’ve watched this a couple times and it keeps blowing my mind: https://t.co/b850uuCpDS https://t.co/Evm7sNjoWx

When I see an @aol.com email address in my inbox, I mentally lower my expectations of that person. I guess I am an email racist.

OK! @pencoyd @jgrahamc @eastdakota @IcyApril who's best to help us with these daily support tickets about clouldflare JS minify breaking us?

Cloudflare's "JS minification" consistently breaks us, and we get much support tix. Can someone connect me to a manager at Cloudflare?

OMG auctioneer beats is awesome https://t.co/9XgmAM2tO5

One reason I'm unhappy with OS X is the retro insistence on drop-down menus as primary UI metaphor https://t.co/W3hfYvAklu

evolution of the video game controller https://t.co/cPqMpHoDbN

@ccallebs I have no connection to this

Dead Rising 3 is much better than reviews led me to believe. Way more sandboxy than DR2. https://t.co/WotLhyiX4A

VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy…

Bug hunting,
A tale in 8 tweets, by @jonathansampson https://t.co/8uI0Yi4RId

whoa things are deteriorating quickly across the pond https://t.co/676KfANfI5

Hearing super good things about Steamworld Heist, currently on Steam sale https://t.co/ULBhc1dxe2

The bots are here. Learn how to talk to them. https://t.co/wOgDwwNAXJ

Comodo's Hero weighs in https://t.co/UgVTgj3g9d

@dlwiest @mikl no. beyond a certain crazy threshold it *taints* their work.

Whenever I get new design proofs https://t.co/b8251eldcg

After seeing what "angry bitter divorced guy" has wrought on the internet, I think we should all endeavor to avoid becoming that person

I can't even read Dilbert any more because Scott Adams is such a trainwreck of a person

Comodo attacking Let's Encrypt is 100% @cshirky's law: "Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution"

The common joke is that gate-ga-mer stuff is recognizable by anime avatars, yes? Now you know why.

I think what I resent about Anime is how so much of it projects Japan's horrendous treatment of women. https://t.co/vVc08Pr9eF

This is how the world ends https://t.co/cT7cxDX5nH

i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately https://t.co/nnwpcyYC8V

The majority of newly born children in the US are now people of color: https://t.co/Mptqmx50Uh

Comodo Attempting to Register Let’s Encrypt Trademarks https://t.co/fwLyy6xOnq

mission accomplished https://t.co/yxQPgiBa9O

@lowellheddings Xbox Scorpio baby.. leapfrog is the name of the game now!

Through extensive trial and error, we have discovered powering off the Xbox one beforehand stops all the bad frame rate stuttering in GW2

I get criticized for always having special treats when I pick up our kids, but I learned from the best. #itworks https://t.co/MPuki3dR7R

Computer Man https://t.co/oQRltMZ9fw

People questioning the headphone jack removal are absolutely on the wrong side of history: https://t.co/J8owtgfUyL

Pour one out for our old buddy Bleem, who blazed a trail https://t.co/8NByVvab7Y!

There is no problem that more guns can't solve, people! It's like violence. If it's not working, that's because you ain't using enough!

O.O https://t.co/mhbRWXqbvP

Aw shit, son, here it comes: https://t.co/sE0KN15rqg

@dorsoy1 I haven't worked there since 2012 -- email team@stackexchange.com

@Zeouterlimits @mstum I guess I was too bored "playing" it to even find out. To me it was generic Lego set

I wish more games were building fully destructible environments. There's been so little progress since Red Faction: Guerilla!

I have a new business partner https://t.co/xmDiIeC85H