I think it's kinda smart to pick your VP from a swing state.

sysadmins are much crankier than programmers, but they evolved a superior sense of humor to compensate!

If the police are using 3D printed fingerprints, can we now say that they are not a unique identifer and could be plan…

"They even bother my poor father 'cause he's down with me." https://t.co/pHirRiLVQB

man what is it with sysadmins and ipv6? GET A ROOM

We're supporting @StackOverflow Documentation to deliver better docs and samples for devs: https://t.co/YNmRxqtSr9 https://t.c…

OH at Barcade, about Smash TV: "It's like Binding of Isaac, but Running Man."

Echoing @cshirky's epic tweetstorm. This Is Important. Please read it. https://t.co/W8SMm8vUEg

Donate to fight voter suppression. https://t.co/CF8a45ThAY

"When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

It's like CAPTCHA.. but for ROBOTS! https://t.co/jKodlbNBl6

Current status https://t.co/jaVW3nshSt

First #bionic throw. Go Tilly! @DeusEx https://t.co/sE0LqSJLGF

TRUMP: I'm worried about these Avatar sequels, Paul. RYAN: TRUMP: There's four of them. Out there in the future. RYAN: TRUMP: Wa…

Some Dr. Seuss WWII cartoons about the original "America First" movement. https://t.co/c9SaScfdci

I drew up something I see a lot in game animation loops, where the loop is really obvious. Remember followthrough! https://t…

In 1990, the size of the US software industry was $3.2 billion -- the same size as the gourmet popcorn industry in that same ye…

I'm suing the US government: I want us to create without fear. https://t.co/852R2fLzbc

We're ready to solve another big developer problem. And we can’t do it without you. https://t.co/LlH1LIA8EY https://t.co…

"Hard things are hard." Here's why @POTUS has a plaque with this phrase on his desk: https://t.co/lHAvsVrnOU

@Rmelogy why so serious

EXCEPT FOR THE SINGULARITY!

There is so much cool stuff that is going to happen in the next 10000 years that I won't be able to see because I'll be dead.

I really miss being bored by politicians now that they are terrifying

This one trick pony pinball controller for iPad is fun. https://t.co/aN4N8TqMh2 https://t.co/ofPbMzL64G

The U.S. team won first place at the International Math Olympiad. Here's how they trained. (https://t.co/vGVfvy9ug7) https://t…

No big deal… it's just an owl riding a pony😜 https://t.co/JtADEHTl6I

"chicken, once internationally synonymous with luxury" this still blows my damn mind. https://t.co/YCBxMl1Q2l

Trump's nomination will put a thriving country at risk of a great, self-inflicted wound https://t.co/rtCI7hCVK3 https://t…

Gaming companies still improving ML for retention. Imagine this in 10 years

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ht @tylercowen https://t.c…

Hey Twitter, can you do something about those annoying twitter spam fembots that like all your old tweets with racy images of women? So many

it pains me to say this, but Facebook's friends-only-by-default may have been the better long term strategy than Twitter's public-default

@krisaubuchon `Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, `and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

OMG I have always wanted my own vending machine https://t.co/2M5Va5KD2d

I have come as an ominous sign of the end ti-- wheeeeeeeeeeee https://t.co/XVsExYYb5p

Hey, come on, man, get your OWN material. https://t.co/wXQJop8Jf7

What could go wrong? https://t.co/Rzem2ryQ7R

Nibbler is a harsh mistress https://t.co/ThN4iQxTa2

#MrRobot creators. RoQ is the video format from 11th Hour, 7th Guest and Quake 3. Just saying.

One day you will reach a point in your life where leaving the house with this shirt on becomes a viable life choice https://t.co/kDMManmBLo

we live in very strange times https://t.co/cwyc6GjVsW

Ireland's 26% growth in 2015 is merely an accounting result of international tax avoidance: https://t.co/7iLI63Slkq https…

Ursula Hegi had it right. https://t.co/U5eg1ttnJe

There is a part of me that admires just how much of an unrepentant a-hole Martin Shrekli can be. https://t.co/XjBwV5fmcN

At California Extreme learning the fundamentals https://t.co/lZ2GMWkmNQ

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” – Vladimir Lenin

Clever Mr. Robot S2E01 easter eggs https://t.co/ETn88HxQUF

I am astounded at what Rockstar achieved on PS3 level tech with GTA5 and RDR. Can't wait to play their first next-gen game.

hmm, I can't get Slack to search 2015? Even for a paid "unlimited search history" account? in:general from:@codinghorror test during:2015

I think it's sort of impossible to understand your parents relationship with you, until you have children of your own.

I've been waiting for this kind of sweet, sweet vengeance since 1989. https://t.co/YOktkd8TfD

Everything happens so much

@lindblomco https://t.co/Ny7mbeRz8p

Why must two of our neighbors have ultra-barky outside dogs? So much rando barking and howling. I know, I know, Not All Dogs...

@lowellheddings we like https://t.co/XlGgBbya0l for testing these things

For some reason, the mere presence of a https://t.co/w2YawFKyTf link in a mail is considered a spam signal. That... can't.. be good.

@spencer_cscott @nicksahler is doing the work, I'll let him answer!

On a modern Intel CPU each hyperthread is about 20% of a "real" core? Is that a fair number? https://t.co/ylkoDmb5yb

we are struggling to build a Slack plugin when the domain name is different for each customer. Ideas? https://t.co/phSuYeWtZf

Best King's Quest 6 eBay photo: https://t.co/Vpno3sswFU

Performance on my $400 all-in scooter computer with 850 evo SSD is better than a $80/month Digital Ocean droplet. https://t.co/yVtr4NUELP

I'm gonna need you all to support this Kickstarter, kthxbye https://t.co/5YVHRF8jUK

I need to install a funny voice on my Garmin Drivesmart 70 GPS. Recommendations? https://t.co/3XSCYUyUqX

O Darwinia https://t.co/yw4yqbzMc1

AND THAT IS HOW I STILL PRONOUNCE IT (drops mic)

That's the problem with being a kid pre-internet. You didn't know what you didn't know, and had no reasonable way of finding out.

I remember pronouncing "ASCII" as ayy ess cee two at my first Apple // user group meeting and people were like "WTF is wrong with this kid"

ASCII rules everything around me https://t.co/C3HHypIXWh

One of the very best ways to improve our cities and country. Become a Code for America fellow. Apply by Friday! https://t.c…

The reason Canadians are so nice is because at birth a ritual is performed to extract all of their hate and place it in t…

The 2007 version of C still kinda sucks for a lot of stuff. https://t.co/D1EDsV3DS2

Really hoping @eviltrout's new tattoo is inspired by his love of GTA5 https://t.co/U2LInG0sX2

If you don't encourage your employees to speak freely in public about your company, you don't trust your employees.

When your database server doesn't have enough memory to keep key database indexes in RAM... https://t.co/5vWLkMWZQn

If Pokemon Go has taught us anything, it is that AR is way more social than VR. And it works on any smartphone. So.. GG?

@kofish also the earlier zombie video where they do full makeup. Lots of full makeup stuff.

@kofish dude there's literally a crazy clown in the video I tweeted before this

So I guess Little Big is like... Die Antwoord meets... ICP... in Russia?

I have no idea what's going on in this video but it's awesome https://t.co/XFSNmnN2RT

officials at the World Health Organization warn that gonorrhea “may soon become untreatable” https://t.co/BTGwdSQYXY

@TailsFox88 @jeremybornstein I know it got me bad as well! You gotta taste this milk, I think it is spoiled :0

@FinnTurner0 is anyone significant shipping any serious volume of Android on any other CPU than what qualcomm sells?

@FinnTurner0 yep, terribad single core performance has that effect. Unfortunately endemic on Android because.. Qualcomm.

@FinnTurner0 see https://t.co/ZWZdqlTqXY and run the benches yourself

Are there any Android devices with anything faster than the so-so Snapdragon 820 coming out before the end of 2016?

Mostly True: Since Australia cracked down on guns, gun homicide dropped 60% https://t.co/tbFXRwN8mi https://t.co/pwEsYK39ZN

Automated video "summaries" of articles are so hot right now https://t.co/gXzC2VyAHl

Hello again, uber-nerd fans https://t.co/7p3NyXRa3G

You know who really doesn't like Facebook? https://t.co/vxE6KpV2Qy https://t.co/5kWlH56Z4X

"On a busy weekend, the lifeguards would make as many as 30 saves, as opposed to the average of ~2 per season anywhere else."

I love Action Park. It is a perfect metaphor for basically everything about software development. https://t.co/w9ficZfjxC

Even Gallagher reaches his limit eventually https://t.co/tKqcbkv5QK

Quadrilateral Cowboy -- a cyberpunk heist adventure https://t.co/JlWx4IWHxt

"Disclosure can also cause perverse effects even when biases are unavoidable." https://t.co/Dk68YdrpcS

dear nintendo, please put super rare pokemon at polling places this november

Thanks to the CloudFlare team @pencoyd @jgrahamc @eastdakota @IcyApril they just rolled out a global fix for the auto-minify breakages! 👏👏👏

@FakeCRM @philippadelt @MathVav sorry about that, try again. Some recent updates changed stuff around.

If you have a large/popular open source project, we'll host your Discourse for free -- https://t.co/kr2tlY0On8

Conservative columnist @mattklewis on how the videos changed his mind on police brutality towards African-Americans: http…

the iPad Pro (13") weighs about the same as the original iPad