@loydcase did you see the megablooms? visible from space. https://t.co/wVVHK3vWop

guys I have been thinking about this a lot lately and "bark less, wag more" is actually pretty good advice

I am anti-fast zombie, but as a metaphor for the ravenous, slavering pursuit of celebrity at any cost it's perfect

If you liked Black Mirror, and you should, I *HIGHLY* recommend going back and watching Dead Set (2008) https://t.co/gyJ6ormGQl

in software, survival is also a feature

@kenblewis @tillkruss https://t.co/y9W5sIX7BF

Qualcomm says its Snapdragon 835 mobile phone chip will be in Windows PC devices by year end. Hmm.

Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, who has b…

Is there a German word for when a person is so nice you assume they just have to be Canadian? 🇨🇦

This vigilante botnet is incredibly clever -- devices being bricked strongly motivates vendor to fix. https://t.co/vwDUqX7Ci8

"laboratory studies show that this kind of force-feeding can activate bias rather than stamp it out" https://t.co/J4OK0zZXr7

MONSTER KID SURPLUS THE RELICS OF ST. DRACULA Creepy Cool Mail Order Seen In Eerie Magazine Circa 1977 https://t.co/zvwD2F8Aq…

"the inevitable reaction of an audience hearing someone whose work they admire say things they find repulsive" https://t.co/MrWrS0jOp6

Dragon tax return simulator. More fun than it sounds. New feature: little claw cursor https://t.co/4i45wE3lfh cc @joshmillard…

If you're looking to colocate a mini-PC in the USA, I can recommend https://t.co/IjF4ib7dMB

I have .. questions. Scrypt was supposed to be hard to implement on GPUs but .. that does *not* appear to be the case? https://t.co/NLPlgJIHEH

I spend a lot of time in a terminal, so I wrote tiny-care-terminal, a dashboard that tries to take care of you 💖

https://t…

Behold the majesty of Ultimate Gaming Machine 1.0! https://t.co/OnCIo9Ak2T

@ftrain If you just answer half of the messages today, and then half of the rest tomorrow, someday you'll reach Inbox Zeno.

My dad found this at the eye clinic in AL and sent it to me. Indeed amusing. 20 years! https://t.co/2YpaDnnotx

I am definitely not a fan of this new "you must answer a survey to see this article" approach / experiment / whatever https://t.co/RPJGwsajUs

✨NEW in Discourse 1.8 beta! Users can select their own personal favorite color theme in their user preferences! 🌚🌝 https://t…

Looking for a read disk benchmarking tool, just boot your Rails app :) https://t.co/7NyBh3jlZn

That's not a power strip. THIS is a power strip:
https://t.co/um3r6fOl6T

Sometimes I load iTunes just to remind me how much I hate myself and deserve to die

Why isn't there a "destroy" option https://t.co/siEyja3Jd2

I have literally like 20 songs in my iTunes library, and one of them is U2's Songs of Innocence. Steve Jobs' greatest legacy.

And yet another perspective: World population by latitude & longitude

by Radicalcartography https://t.co/gUhLhPFEjZ

#archivepix https://t.co/kZa2TZ3eF0

If you enjoyed McNaughton's very fine art from 2010, "The Forgotten Man", you may also enjoy https://t.co/2VBB6MfWGb

I don't even like musicals but god damn Hamilton was amazing

maybe I should paint some of your babby and hide them around see how you like it

🎼 Dig if u will these cookies 🎵 https://t.co/ppRTRkJk8Z

This sign is an act of aggression https://t.co/zDH25keMjv

So by my calculations a "nation state" crack level of 100 trillion hashes/sec is ~57,800 GeForce 1080 Ti cards? Did I get this right?

of course a nation state or big biz could bring way more, but any small biz could afford a whole lot of $80/hour.

so let's see.. assuming 8x modern GPUs as a typical "decent" hash cracking rig target you'd need 30 g2.8xlarge instances at $78/hour.

Not bad really, buy a 1080 Ti and you're "making" $9.78 an hour! That's more than the US minimum wage!

for GPU hash cracking, one 1080 Ti is worth more than three (!) AWS G2.8xlarge instances ($2.60/hour) https://t.co/jJAZluILkw

Wow just going from 1080 to 1080Ti, GPU cracking PBKDF2-HMAC-SHA256 is 47% faster. 1173.1 kH/s → 1730.9 kH/s

I am very curious to find out how easy it is to spin up lots of GPU cloud instances to crack hashes these days.

OK! We have our discourse password hash reversing (GPU brute force) tester lined up. I'll be sure to write about the results later in May.

We're hiring! Join RC and build a better place to learn: https://t.co/giUK3qeMcO (We'd love a diverse range of applicant…

@justinmchase proudly part of the problem™ since 1970

I would like to hire someone (not a firm, a *someone*) to test reversing Discourse 1.8 beta 10 password hashes in the db. Reply to tweet?

I like being well-known on the internet but I LOVE being well-known in my zip code. Thanks @ardgedee https://t.co/A6wYYiqknV

I know, I know.. I hate fun.. this is why I built Stack Overflow to destroy everyone's fun.. I am a fun-destroyer. https://t.co/Kyf9qu2Dhm

I'm making my status 🖕 to reflect my feelings on misuse of status emoji

arrrrrrgh now everyone in the Slack room has a pointless "clever" status emoji next to their name.

Top 3 weird kids movies that are worth seeing: 1) Rango 2) Bee Movie 3) Hugo

Yay, @susanthesquark has an excellent new gig https://t.co/2KtyuOalkZ

"closing a community with care honors all the people who made it meaningful" https://t.co/Z4iHrD64ed

You can see how I got to be such a vicious corporate negotiator https://t.co/8DThlSrs3E

Men: I am criticizing this to show you how much I like it. Women: I am complimenting this to show you how much I like it.

SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CRITICISM OVER MY RELATIVELY HIGH LEVEL OF CAREER SATISFACTION!

A little birdie just told me Android SoC makers think they won't be able to catch up to Apple's perf for FIVE. YEARS. https://t.co/HczNqg3HhE

hnnnggggggrrrghhhnnn https://t.co/Yw5Iur8fEb

So proud of mom's work! (not really my mom) https://t.co/cuypfl1os8

Another thing I hate about on threaded discussions: if you reply to a child, you must upvote the grandparent to ensure visibility

Google deprecates Octane JavaScript benchmark, because everyone is basically cheating https://t.co/UogZiig6TZ by @drpizza

https://t.co/zvYfZ5P7B3 A behind-the-scenes look at how we went from idea to the new https://t.co/8IFjVWUacI that's live tod…

To those of you saying "just use JRuby!" @discourse is an enormous Ruby project and there is 0.0% feasability of it _ever_ running on JRuby

Make sure your kids see this graph https://t.co/WEZiSmzfcR https://t.co/pqHGoUinZz

I kind of agree with @kevindente that damn player piano was the best character in Westworld https://t.co/fpdONvXaRP

Hey geniuses, how about we speed up RUBY?

One of the most frustrating things about the Ruby ecosystem is the rush to C to get "speed". Never mind that portability just got destroyed.

you can search google for a twitter snowclone and get the original at the top, ordered by date, I think? https://t.co/CVRMglFKrT

before you can write love letters to anyone else, you must be able to write one to yourself

STAND BACK I AM A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL https://t.co/jZ29BWmsEV

Glimmer.js: what's the deal with TypeScript?
https://t.co/WlFhXYC477

this thing where Twitter mails you 10 minutes later for every single message in a DM is ... not good. Hey man, I replied to that DM.

if @ahejlsberg created it, you know it's essential. Even for JavaScript. https://t.co/1nGXRlih8I

When I see "Jesús Zavala added you to list @DarkoMcFly/cool-people" https://t.co/m5U03P9ORY

"Ten years out, in terms of actual hardware costs you can almost think of hardware as being free." https://t.co/kiENrvsV23

@MarkTranchant ohhh the logos. Yeah I see your point! Will add.

To find the 32-bit apps on your iOS device that will stop working when iOS 11 is released: Settings → General → About → Applications

@MarkTranchant hmm those are headings, below that there is a link "browse more customers"

Fast drawing for everyone. Fun new A.I. Experiment by @dcmotz @hapticdata and others: https://t.co/A3AHLaFnyx #machinele…

- Slack is not just a messaging app - Electron enables cheap cross platform apps - Native apps are $$$ + slow to ship - boohoo 200…

Why Slack is inappropriate for open source communications https://t.co/mcfwmVk8O8

We have a new website! Tell me how it can be improved: https://t.co/rwMhYjUFpf

"Only running ads on iPads is very effective for finding only people who buy expensive things." #microconf

This Member's Only commercial aired for three weeks before the 1988 presidential election. https://t.co/1dEm9hL7M3

Has to be the best story I've ever read on Reddit

Today you.... tomorrow me https://t.co/SwCN1zyDST

I don't understand why he says "They had eggs." at the end. She didn't give him an output instruction. https://t.co/3yaUAhN…

@justinmchase @DrJillStein https://t.co/gkRf084OEL

https://t.co/H9nfoQZQcp https://t.co/ATwVBfhKUF

We are truly in the weirdest timeline https://t.co/11wjtsmml8 https://t.co/YzCkfej44J

If Trump could achieve just one of these, I'd actually vote for him: 1) universal basic income 2) medicare (single payer) for all

Sometimes it's a horrible mistake to let ten-year-olds name their own baseball team. Then again, sometimes they crush i…

1/ @ProPublica is honored to receive the @PulitzerPrize for Public Service. https://t.co/SSjotUViaQ

"[Weekly allowance] is the same amount, every single time. It has nothing to do with chores or behavior." https://t.co/heGYoWiaAX

I've always *loved* this Julian Simon p0wning https://t.co/qKUdekWTc2

Per today's overbooking royal rumble, I suggest reading about the very interesting Julian Simon, who invented it: https://t.co/RAffddkQ3h

Days at a golf course during first 81 days as president:
Trump: 17
Obama: 0
Bush: 0
Clinton: 3
https://t.co/Qmyd7XB2hS htt…

not enough companies just start beating up their customers

Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Can Stop Profiting Off Opioid Epidemic Anytime He Wants https://t.co/egu3mAUOEd…

BSODomizer HD: A mischievous FPGA and HDMI platform for the (m)asses (#defcon2016 w/ Zoz) materials are up: https://t.co/W8YV…

I don't know who made this, but I think they are a hero... https://t.co/TYLDpacsSr

English Twitter: SYRIA, RUSSIA, WW3, TERROR, AAAAAAA

Japanese Twitter: https://t.co/mTdqkl6MZ4