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Pope be like: "Pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. I came to win, battle me, that's a sin." https://t.co/RNzlbGuo3R

I use the lightning port headphones on iOS devices with headphone jacks because I am just that kind of a-hole

New Cheat Code Unlocks Bonus Level Of Microsoft Word https://t.co/6hFUc03SG7

If you want a Windows 10 tablet with iPad Pro level performance and OLED screen, I can recommend this: https://t.co/13SyThXkGE

@gortok Nope, that's not what I'm saying. But if it helps you sleep through the night, go for it.

@gortok Principles are bullshit. That is why opponents of same sex marriage fight over "harm to the *idea* of marriage". People > Principles

@gortok You seem more interested in dogma than actual solutions.

@gortok Whatever we are doing now, it is not working, and it is getting worse.

Any economic system (*cough* Reaganomics) that assumes people are anything other than completely selfish bastards is doomed to failure

All these US income distribution graphs over time sure point out the folly of "give the rich more money and they'll generously share!"

Watch the income distribution in America change https://t.co/Rtun7mN6bN

don't worry if you produce content that's been done before or you think has been done better. this is why, if the content…

If vegetables are so freakin' great, why don't they come in delicious "by the foot" varieties like fruit does? https://t.co/SnQllU9myO

An engineer just suggested an RFC for HTTP response HTTP 299 Disappointed: The server has accepted your request but thinks yo…

Kevin Kelly on the myth of a superhuman AI: refreshing counter-argument to the current religious fervor https://t.co/G9s8jQ1Bbl

I'm a 10x developer: everything takes 10x longer than I planned.

Here we go. Over 3000 words investigating a single sentence from a New York Times piece: https://t.co/d5QrPrdwxD

the actual, correct answer to "what do you do after you succeed" is what Facebook did: you buy other companies building the next thing

"what do you do after you fail" is easy; "what do you do after you succeed" is infinitely more difficult https://t.co/weDtDqpoi9

In #Iraq, in the book market, books remain in the street at night because Iraqis say: the reader does not steal and the thi…

I guess I am hopeful our mutual hatred of Facebook can eventually bring us together as human beings, one day

@rich_markle he already found that having it out in the open hurt his income, so how's that going to work? Love being poor and honest, I guess?

@rich_markle ... *and* they need to grow up and realize that some beliefs can carry social consequences.

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I'm gonna just start saying "deal with it dot gif" to people from now on

What is the secret to your success? https://t.co/AZCfERuUUJ

The Age of Plastic https://t.co/OlFGPyyiX1

Complaining about the comments is just another way of leaving a crappy comment.

A hard rain has begun to fall at ESPN https://t.co/2RSOAFP8Kh

Unexpected exchange of the day from @cypresshill and @londonsymphony https://t.co/BFvURe5TbE

when worlds collide... VIM NAILS https://t.co/paPCSzh1jX

The best way to send highly sensitive secrets? Put it in a Slack thread. No one will ever find it.

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that feeling of ennui when you click an old link to a blog you loved and the browser just keeps spinning..

Kickstarter is the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment for adults. Can you wait 3 years for this thing you paid for to.. maybe.. materialize?

if you have a single all-powerful moderator / admin running a community, that community is doomed, only a matter of time

Is there a wikipedia page for "parody of X becomes more famous than X, such that X is forgotten?"

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I knew that our children's Teen Titans Go learning had apexed when my son asked "Dad, what was the gold standard?" https://t.co/chZebmJdQA

You thought I was an angry old fossil mired in the past, but I am a tech visionary who is creating the future! https://t.co/w…

The Wizarding World of Cloud Computing Google Cloud: Ravenclaw Amazon AWS: Gryffindor Microsoft Azure: Hufflepuff Oracle Cl…

Thoughtful advice from @chrisfralic for online (and offline) biz relationships https://t.co/qs0aRyzkub

"make mental health your top priority" https://t.co/L3nHLwj3yb

I’m not kidding. We’ve let running for office become so weird that only the rando RedPill guy does it.

@han0z Seems specific to that device though

Please, please #deleteuber -- it is the only form of communication they understand https://t.co/FnNzu33F28

I think Amazon ... may know something the rest of us don't? <runs to underground bunker> https://t.co/XAZno740EL

"Doing what one wants to do because one wants to do it is hard for a lot of people" https://t.co/qjUZc3qgQb

1. Worry about tech that can forge audio/video of politicians saying things 2. Remember folks already believe headlines w/…

@tinysubversions I know right? It's like performance art. I got a project for you: most cognitively dissonant youtube video to follow the one you just saw!

brb winning the lottery

hey @tinysubversions right after I watched your 2014 XOXO talk (excellent!) this auto-played for me on YouTube https://t.co/ONaHKLR1N1

"The people must be alerted, and they won’t even need the glasses!" https://t.co/I5TZHmhSUY

Every Talk Ever Given By a Successful Creative Person https://t.co/DuEy3yGrfI

Night Trap 25th anniversary edition for XBone and PS4. This is what the world needed. https://t.co/GEunr9grBt

Oh Silicon Valley.... https://t.co/ZxzDrrITfT

How variable fonts work https://t.co/PlSny7QFkf

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Is there anything even 3/5 as bad? https://t.co/ldP4WoACzi

Maybe the hardest problem in security is getting people to stop clicking on bad URLs https://t.co/2hV1wWxTuW

Want to see how Rails and Discourse performance change from Ruby 2.0.X through 2.3.X? Do you like pretty graphs? https://t.c…

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Seriously the only thing I ever want to listen to is this completely *insane* NES Pictionary jam https://t.co/oS2XrDTgXk

Tweet me something cool to listen to RIGHT NOW. I will be the final arbiter of whether it sucks or not. And knowing you it probably will.

In 2012, I wrote about @Unrollme and why giving startups silent, perpetual access to your Gmail is a terrible idea. https:/…

GRANDPA: I have shrapnel stuck in my head from World War II ME: I've had that Chumbawamba song stuck in my head since…

https://t.co/JvivZuDvi5 is good, b/c
1. You get what you measure
2. Everything measured will be gamed.

Many people focus on…

Car tyre arrives late for important meeting https://t.co/A83foogJUJ

Your "hacker" name is the name of your first pet, your social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

@91jme tell @endofficecolo and they should fix!

Dresden Files books were recommended to me, on book 1 and getting *real* tired of reading descriptions of how cute n' sexy the ladies are

understanding async/await in 7 seconds https://t.co/IJOQJ2DR35

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As populations age, countries are more likely to restrict immigration https://t.co/eUpPJqgyFw

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Logan (2017) was good. Really, really good. Probably one of the top 3 comic book movies I've ever seen.

"For classic NES game collectors, in many cases the cartridges are worth less than the 'paper', i.e. the cardboard boxes and manuals"

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So, all those studies claiming moderate drinking is beneficial DIDN'T CONTROL FOR WEALTH https://t.co/9k9KIX46Z7

time heals all wounds https://t.co/vw3RdDcoV1

the Something Awful forums -- an oral history https://t.co/qZxzpCxV7M https://t.co/bxKQ0XtyFo

Six different administrations.

Note: creator asked that I not tag them in this tweet. https://t.co/Z85zrbpPth

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"the use of Facebook was negatively associated with well-being" 😔 https://t.co/tFnUV9Sw7r

A Dubai real estate developer kept caged tigers in its showroom to impress guests. Here is its Tiger Escape Protocol https://t…

My technolust for OLED is so overwhelming I had to buy a damn Galaxy TabPro S to experiment with

How's Trump doing?
Depends who you ask, as never before. https://t.co/izjryX9byR

the new Beverly Hillbillies reboot looks shitty https://t.co/rHBqO4RTIl

When they start talking about anime https://t.co/5HiHlr9Ivk

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"roughly a third of [emails] did not clear the bar of needing to be seen at all" https://t.co/vmLubamj1L

A sign of how pitiless the online realm has become: someone subscribed me to the Nickelback mailing list

whoever it was that came up with yogurt raisins is a bad person and should feel bad