Gotta be cool, you gotta behave
Man, there'll be time for that when I'm lying in my grave
https://t.co/So9CYSyISS

@ojilles browsers are designed to be containers for the infinite, so the comparison is utterly bizarre and wrongheaded

Hiring for full stack JS developers atm - https://t.co/aRtY0CvNa5 - had over 200 applications and only 3 were women

Where…

Ann Dowd, between her virtuoso performances in The Leftovers and Handmaid's Tale, is definite my go-to cult leader choice .. of all time. OF ALL TIME! https://t.co/KkFibSDWar

I will always upvote significant effort, regardless of any other characteristics

Kids today don’t know the joy of removing the perforated edges from dot matrix printer paper.

After years of work, I am incredibly proud to say that today we are officially announcing the Xbox Adaptive Controller -…

Been thinking about the advice we give folks, esp jr and intermediate engineers. I love telling people to go home, have li…

Third party Twitter clients make about as much sense as third party Facebook clients.

Chrome will start labeling all plain HTTP sites as 'not secure' in July. Here's how to get started using HTTPS on your sit…

Me: When is the best time for me to give you a call? Developer: Some time around 1996 when phone calls were considered no…

@KR15KR15 compare the original audio from the laurel word webpage, it's clearly been messed with, because that one sounds like "laurel" 100%

Classic https://t.co/z499gIS8Qb

Debbie Harry of Blondie, Viv Albertine of The Slits. Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie and the Banshees. Chrissie Hynde of The P…

Turns out, gender and sex is.. complicated. https://t.co/kritYdadYR

@hlship @trek ... Eternal?

Since our industry seems hell bent on giving people "Senior" titles who are in the first decade of their career, I'd like to prop…

The cliffhanger ending of this conversation between a parrot and Alexa slayed me. I am killed. I am now dead. RIP me. ☠ https://t.co/pupFXwUt3w

Meanwhile, in America https://t.co/XUqahZOgpv

as a child i thought i'd have to deal with the bermuda triangle a lot more than i have in my adult life

Yanny / Laurel is so much more fun than the dumb dress gamma thing. Here's where I am on the divide, exactly: https://t.co/SJ0rqUWPBa https://t.co/yF0yFiG94S

I feel like beatings are underutilized as a motivational strategy

The U.S. spends less on children than almost any other developed nation https://t.co/5IjyJD9FDb

Repairs https://t.co/PZK84fxvKM https://t.co/ohWMQ1cAwd https://t.co/1s68O3h7hE

Sometimes it's easy to believe we haven't made progress in cybersecurity. We have. For example, this used to be a warning in…

I keep asking kids what they want to do when they grow up and none have said 'answer emails' there's going to be a ton of disap…

The only way to win a debate is not to have one https://t.co/cvgYfQs4vY

Peace to the little baby Yannies being born today, all over the world

There is something deeply true about this — it is hard to see what is already invisible to you https://t.co/lAIunJMFO8

I am honored to be the Democratic nominee for Congress in #PA11. My full statement on the road ahead as we work to bu…

The number of "what do you mean your open source software is free, when renting servers costs me money?" people .. continues .. to surprise me

Remember a while back when I suggested turning off GitHub issues completely? It's not that far-fetched of an idea. Turns out…

Can never remember the difference between substr and substring? Argument hints are now in @ChromeDevTools! https://t.co/…

My experience with depression, pornography and alcohol. OR stuff I want to talk about but don't know how to talk about. Thread…

After 5 years, $3Million, and no investors: Here's everything we've learned from building the #1 CMS on Github 🔥 https://t.co…

Kinda crazy that allowing encrypted unlimited user to user conversations without government or big company censorship cap…

"Eventually, I typed “https://t.co/rdjQdT12Bv” and hit enter. Like a freaking dad." https://t.co/to9SFUWubr

Let’s talk about how we support each other, using a really strange study. In the podcast below they took similarly performin…

Microsoft’s new mystery Xbox controller has leaked and it’s all about accessibility https://t.co/nn3ehMN3ZA https://t.co/VOZ…

"The act of doing this — casting off socially acceptable values in favor of those that were once unthinkable — creates the edgy energy that has, of late, attracted Kanye West" https://t.co/0O2ym70XQA

Everyone reading this has two factor authentication set up for your email? Right? RIGHT? 👌 https://t.co/DOu5uXuWSf

I never understood how someone so famous and prominent could be so petty at times https://t.co/YwtCI1SQuM

So far the Mac is like a really confusing iOS device

oh my goddd the chicken dance (Job version) from Arrested Development is today's dance in Fortnite 🤣 https://t.co/LtKAJZXYEa

There is no form of trolling more cruelly effective than being quiet and happy while going about your business.

Some global statistics for #MothersDay (Thread): In the 25 years from 1990 to 2015, maternal mortality rate (death from…

Don't talk to me or my son ever again https://t.co/BvTyGcZG45

This mathematician wrote an algorithm that couldn’t lose at the horse track. A billion dollars later, he tells his story…

Russians' main strategy for disrupting America is to sow racial discord. https://t.co/4P0RidNbnJ

"In the past few weeks, I embarked on a soul-pulverizing journey through Lil Tay’s social media channels .. I became convinced that she’s being put in front of the camera .. by people who aren’t looking out for her best interests" https://t.co/pciSB0WWa4

"These are images of the Facebook ads the Russians purchased to try and alter the 2016 U.S. Election." https://t.co/qSxSrw0iH7

At least with cigarette companies it is straightforward to connect smoking and increased incidence of lung cancer & emphy…

I love how @anildash reminds us that “most people in tech sincerely want to do good.” So at @artefactgroup we created a s…

Dear fellow nerds: should I, or should I not, run a raspberry pi and pi-hole on my network? Please give me the *negatives* as well as the positives: https://t.co/saEYzvHWpp

Fun and instructive article on clickjacking! https://t.co/BpuSwsQ4g3

every time a new episode of Handmaid's Tale lands, I'm reminded there is probably a Republic of Gilead subreddit out there https://t.co/IpGckpa54t

@tqbf software is 99.9% execution and 0.1% inspiration

"{redacted-big-customer} uses Cisco Spark. Spark is like Slack, if Slack were built by a team of drunk panda bears. They all hate it, but they get it free because they’ve bought into the Cisco ecosystem and its use has been decreed from above."

Are you obsessive, too? Because I am https://t.co/ARB5aVCZ1z

Costa Rica is going to ban fossil fuels—that’s pretty awesome. https://t.co/m2ADbvevcq Wonder what will happen to all the old e…

SNK just announced the Neo Geo Mini. It will include 40 different titles, and features a 3.5" display, have an HDMI output, an…

Found it! https://t.co/RxDoB683oI

Howww can this Cobra Kai show be .. kinda.. great? https://t.co/hHpB3wqsXw

Hello men- it’s shorts weather now so remember the old rhyme: At or above the knee, That’s what we like to see, Longer tha…

genius by @sarahjeong “the whole underage internet exists on the precarious legal fiction that all these teens are being supervised by their parents, who are bound by these contracts that no one is actually reading.” https://t.co/r3hfF7L1Bd

Movie producer: Pitch me. Me: It's a love story about missed connections and a developer who didn't quite yet grok pipe opera…

Them: "How are you?"
Me: "Just fine, and you?"
My brain: "I wonder what's happening in Fhloston Paradise right now." https://t.co/8UrFw9XQpw

5 states have now completed primaries. In the 39 D primaries without an incumbent, women have won in 21 cases. In races wit…

Free product improvement advice: add a "dark mode" to your app/webapp/website. About 10% of your audience will be over-the-moon ecstatic about this and love you for it.

Supercomputers are driving a revolution in hurricane forecasting https://t.co/3auEKEh112 by @SciGuySpace

"Last year, more than $41 billion was given in charity to higher education, but about a quarter of that went to just 20 instit…

These interactive animated articles have been a dream of mine since high school. Books *should* be interactive: https://t.co/s6PG6t5v9E

"Emphasize tech’s potential to impact humans and community wellbeing" https://t.co/5khkevgc5W

We've finally done it. Autocomplete for human interaction. https://t.co/ckGfGFe2be https://t.co/8yBuFsoRm7

Read closely: this is Apple’s awesome “fuck you” to the greykey unlockers https://t.co/jDi59qNHRb

The Chrome dev team is looking for examples of web games, interactive art, and other sites broken by Chrome's new autoplay…

@tulosba That’s why I asked it on an opinion network! Also check out https://t.co/qpgbjBMoYr which does an excellent job…

@codinghorror @ClickHole The closest they've come so far is probably @PatriotHole

Time to fight fire with fire.. we need @clickhole to build a parody "university" based on Prager U https://t.co/sg3q2TKPKR

really enjoying the off-kilter black comedy of Killing Eve and the soundtrack is (chef kiss gesture) https://t.co/BcX1VXuVGZ

Oh my FSM what is this BS Prager U anti-boy-scouts political ad that just got served to me on YouTube. This is crap. https://t.co/q57nX0bXlA

The Pinball Arcade is losing its classic tables; grab them while you can https://t.co/ODAnpJ9RnH by @aurich

the true power play is walking into your office with a la croix flavor that your office doesn't stock, so that people know you…

Of all the hills Stallman could choose to die on, he picked this one. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/4YZkZQ588X

At the point of seriously considering paid access to issue tracker. Code still open source, everything still licensed the s…

The U.S. has the highest incarceration rate in the world. https://t.co/vXz0ObD8a9 https://t.co/eAQ5q6RRY8

The latest Chrome update silently broke audio for countless web game and internet art projects. Please reconsider, @Chromiu…

There’s a limit to where one should let nihilism take oneself. It does not end well: https://t.co/3uM2iTR5oU

These days, when I think, “Someone should really do something about that,” I realize with alarm that that “someone” is me. https://t.co/yHrEMsEFo2

@TomRay74 @whoaa512 also the ad stuff is very needlessly CPU intensive, so when it switches to that.. :( :( :(

@TomRay74 @whoaa512 possibly, but I also bought the license twice (because I couldn't get the first one to work) and contacted support.. zero help. I wasn't about to buy it a third time.

@MisterGaiasoul that's completely and totally not an appropriate question for Stack Overflow

I've had a 4k monitor since 2015, and the Steam client just added 4k rendering support like.. this month.. May 2018. Prior to this date it was blur-pixel-town.

Mayhem (2017) is a really fun movie. It's like Office Space meets Crank. If you're thinking "that sounds crazy" you're right!

never trust any character that can't be encoded in a single byte, that's what I say! ASCII4LYFE

Dividing by zero .. mechanically https://t.co/LQwXFzG32y

Dear fellow nerds: I have to reluctantly give up on uTorrent (even though I happily paid for the pro no-ads version), so I need some advice. What’s the best native Windows torrent client?

@rossipedia Just use a tab after each period. Then readers can choose how much whitespace they want.