when your action figures get too real .. via https://t.co/ipBfUKbbJY https://t.co/YDAcxuZXo7

oh man this is brutal satire https://t.co/R7pcWtrQA6

@Hanzo55 https://t.co/tF3Pilp1Iw

"Well, contrACTUALLY..." why didn't I see this hidden correlation between software developers and lawyers sooner?

@FPiednoel @Microsoft be sure to update the wikipedia page if you believe your information is more correct than what is there

3d touch is the unnecessary and confusing "double mouse click" UI gesture of the mobile world.

y’all remember when user interface design was GOOD ?? https://t.co/TJZvf03gAX

"There’s no need to return to the pure state of 1980s telephonic culture." https://t.co/ZhCyGYEyzR

Here is the final exam for my Computer Security course which I am delighted to make publicly available 😉 https://t.co/ZOiA5Ynj…

The best way to learn something? Teach someone else. "Students who spend time teaching what they’ve learned go on to show…

T-shirt pitch: The comic that Jon Arbuckle is drawing in the first Garfield strip https://t.co/nKuL9a42fO

That bad idea trainwreck faux-twitter-clone reply argument sequence on Dear White People S02E01, set to the Hall of the Mountain King.. was too real.. TOO REAL

Twitter experience by follower count: 10-100: Haha this Iraq War supporting wank asked a woman for feet pics 100-1k:…

@interputed this covers it https://t.co/OB1QF5imsU

Jill Stein raised $7 million for a 2016 recount. She’s been spending it on herself, her travel and her staff ever since ht…

This is a translation for my dudes: emotional labor → deal with other people's bullshit

Although I support faceid in theory (security, convenience, no physical button) I have to say in practice it has been kind of a PITA and a hassle longer term compared to fingerprint.

My new favorite thing is Mick Jagger leaving dorky dad comments on his teenage son's Instagram posts. https://t.co/DFE…

https://t.co/5hgwHkL4Pj https://t.co/muig8qla6j

I mean, I get that famous people may say indefensible things from time to time. Maybe they're having a bad day, maybe they expressed themselves poorly.. who knows. But when it's .. like.. all the time.. 24/7..

Scott Adams has ruined Dilbert for me forever. I can't even look at the strip any more.

We are on the darkest timeline https://t.co/UhLOF4FRRN

The most fun Candy Japan items are the ones where the kids get to “make” the candies via a mix and plastic mold https://t.co/wGPtEarhsR

despite the misinformation promulgated by Scrooge McDuck, being rich can be fatal https://t.co/Kxwzito0Q6

We often focus on hiring the smartest individuals. But we do not know how to create smart teams. Collective intelligence…

The “Getting Web Font Loaded” Ingredients: • • ________ • • ______ ____________ https:…

@andy_kelley @b0rk obviously this is hardware specific. software isn't cheap, it's *far* more expensive than the hardware. Many orders of magnitude more

The best part of The Americans, by far, is the sex scenes. And by that I mean "spy looks off into the distance with a trace of melancholy sadness during the act of mechanically engaging a target"

Without Double-Blind Review, Program Committees favor famous authors by 1.76x, top institutions by 1.67x, give 19% higher scor…

"Over time, the best entrepreneurs, developers, and investors have become wary of building on top of centralized platforms. We…

been seeing mice/rats around the yard lately, was gonna call exterminators until I read the WALK THE PLANK trap reviews and now I'm gonna Rube Goldberg the living crap out of this https://t.co/omD25PGfKi

My(32F) husband (35M) , married 2 years together for 7, saved the dog and ran when me and our twins (1F) were in danger. h…

eye ▶️ eyes, but child ▶️ children https://t.co/BhOEb4l0Dj

Mom must be a unix user. RTFM. Isn’t this pretty much the start of all linux or unix sysadmin/devops career? 😉 https://t.co/O…

"The D100 almost has to rolled in a box, or the padded cell that you should be kept in if you insist on using this." https://t.co/xpeVUcMaZI

Happy 81st birthday to the best cuddle buddy a cloud could have https://t.co/YMdTlICY1X

Yore Computer - a bot that publishes pages selected at random from old British computer mags.

Follow @yorecomputer and I'll…

Become a billionaire and buy a superyacht, they said. It'll be fun, they said. https://t.co/c4c8pspk9P

At Bay Area Classic yo-yo competition — Colin Beckford https://t.co/1eOjs78OyK

I had forgotten one of my earliest high school programming projects was a draw-with-friend app.. in AmigaBasic.. that required a modem-to-modem connection. Needless to say, this did not get used much in practice. It was fun though!

A (very) simple long weekend to-do item -- configure your router to use encrypted DNS by default at 1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1 https://t.co/rbmNUAxG7m

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"Publish pretty much everything you write" is, I feel, good advice.

https://t.co/psUsovXTej

I think the focus of that partic…

"This is why drug cartels, especially in Mexico and Colombia, tend to build their own cell networks." https://t.co/ckcTXTZrNE

@kareem_sabri that is true, but "all dogs can be saved" is pernicious in its own way. You should try, yes.

🐉"KEVIN IT'S BED TIME!" 🐲(COMPUTE magazine, November, 1987) https://t.co/RAqPem20VG https://t.co/TD84jf6WUI

@KR15KR15 I don't get this complaint. I delete dozens of emails a day on the regular; this hasn't been a ton different for me.

This is hilarious! @Spotify has a I <3 GDPR playlist!

The track names are amazing!

https://t.co/ViuzTaHQ6H https://t.co/1zi…

"There are no bad students, only bad teachers" kinda reminds me of "There are no bad dogs, only bad owners". I'm pretty sure there are, in fact, bad dogs and bad students... and bad humans.

I can’t stop watching this.
https://t.co/OcokWZMN5Q

Thanks @DocPop 😍 https://t.co/zuc0QxIxND

Chrome DevTools are getting great over time https://t.co/haim9HOw7O

快寫到中風😫 https://t.co/oaU9Ezx82Q

I got this “pocket developer” die and I love it so much https://t.co/4S3SZPCdhS

Hey, remember all those DVDs you bought? Obsolete! Not high definition! (I guess 10 years from now we'll repeat w/ ultra…

Falsehoods Werewolves Believe About Time, aka that time my lunar calendar app was wrong by 3 days

https://t.co/lbcUdwOkdZ

when you join a team that’s doesn’t enforce 80 character line limits https://t.co/IrHsnCmPhb

A reminder to all my artist, competitive gamer, and musically inclined friends https://t.co/qVVbqLPEUs

Yes this totally makes sense, completely logical https://t.co/mrUtxdOydS

New Battlefield to Take Place Entirely on Message Board https://t.co/WAXtPgmhTr

Remember the hysteria around "ginger" circa late 2001? We were all supposed to be riding Segways by now. 17 years later, perhaps the current electric scooter app rental craze is the end result? https://t.co/icyBW4R7aW

This beef jerky that @jarrod_dixon recommended to me is craaaazy delicious. I kinda salivate like a dog when I think about it. True story. https://t.co/bXMmxoxJCa

I want a giant version of this heatsink as my tombstone, just right on top of my grave. Even in death I RUN BLAZIN' HOT FIYAH https://t.co/jeDAGlFLNv

Want to see what your Twitter timeline would've looked like 10 years ago today, if you followed all the same people you do…

Killing Eve is amazing. Stylish black comedy spy thriller with two fantastic female leads and a killer soundtrack -- apparently that's my fetish, man. https://t.co/B7vAgcb7OO

Wild Wild Country (netflix) is worth your time. https://t.co/HqCUpydlwr

New NFL Policy Requires All Players To Honor Patriotic Spirit Of Subservience That American Flag Represents https://t.co/difl…

what user says: I need to type lots of returns to make lots of vertical space, I can't, and that's frustrating! what user means: I am looking for spoiler tags

I have questions. Is this soldier going into battle with .. makeup .. on? Filed under: things that used to be invisible to me, that now I can see https://t.co/sSZExyQAth

I really love Teams on @StackOverflow . I've been involved with them since an early alpha phase and am on a second one now tha…

Always https://t.co/9vvYwWA19M

More like Korg: Ragnarok, amirite? https://t.co/z6RVA21nSd

I always wondered why @betsyphd's eyes would practically roll out of their sockets every time Theranos came up; now I see why. Even without massive internal dysfunction, what they were trying to do was basically impossible https://t.co/pZLGlqbBK1

“Mozart has traded in a career as doctor for the soul to become an eviction agent for the poor.” https://t.co/a3wFBwGGbe

@amencarini that's exactly what motivated this tweet.. I was surprised how much we have at Discourse in 5 years. We stay on top of ours religiously, but if you don't.. it gets real bad.

"Name a book. Any book." https://t.co/YlZtn4XnPk

‘Breitbart’ Refusing To Release Names Of Mass Shooting Victims In Order To Prevent Them From Getting Attention https://t.co/M…

Success is not counted by how high you have climbed but by how many people you brought with you. - Wil Rose

AYOOO I AINT THINK MY SCHOOL WOULD PUT MY QUOTE LMAOOO https://t.co/g0xH5Q7CWo

By the time you're 35, you should have successfully vertically centred a div at least once.

I think everyone underestimates the agility bonus startups get from not having to deal with the amassed technical debt from decisions made 5, 10, 15 years ago..

dudes are so obsessed with being alpha males, like where can I find a stable release male with some up-to-date docs

In school, they teach us how to read and write, but never how to listen. Here, via @HarvardBiz, 4 tips for listening better…

Seriously any other kids attending this fancy dress competition have no idea how badly they’re about to get owned👌🏻🤖 https://t.…

Screaming Yo-Yo enamel pins available now on https://t.co/VGTpcjxnTu
(photo by @markmontdotnet) https://t.co/DM37dM38Gy

Pairs well with this: https://t.co/DrYiU1OTCn https://t.co/wpDMwBnRrz

I’m loving Incredible Doom, a comic about teens finding love and danger on the ‘90s Internet. Each issue comes with feelies…

Snap is a weird, weird, weird company https://t.co/gndNN60Dfm

In today’s truth is stranger than fiction news, due to sanctions North Korea’s primary source of income is hacking bitcoi…

"these two assumptions are frequently wrong, and in such cases the five “Whys” can lead us astray." https://t.co/ITRUFv8r5R

Analysis: In 25 years, there will be more old Americans than young ones https://t.co/nIOBrYz2rK

'The Skate Girls of Kabul' photographic series by Jessica Fulford-Dobson featuring girls from the Afghan capital, who are n…

I just spent 10 minutes searching for a way to quickly mirror a simple video recording on iPhone to an iPad (same WiFi network), and I have now given up. Requires Apple TV?

Not necessarily a fan of mass internet shaming, but people should learn there are consequences to being a giant a-hole in public, particularly when it's a documented pattern and not an isolated incident

"We learned no lessons worth learning; we acquired no experience that could benefit anyone." https://t.co/NT8V15tn2C

The year is 2042. All communication is in Emoji. Everyone is paid in loot boxes. Electricity is strictly rationed because most of it is consumed by vast server farms calculating blockchains.

If you are one of those people that replies to the same email for years and years, rather than creating a new email with a title actually reflecting the topic you wish to currently talk about... I am afraid we can no longer be friends