@Steve_Yegge Gradle to Grave

@textfiles (waves hand) there was no Cars 2 or 3

@textfiles they should just rename all Pixar movies "you will be crying for the next two hours, enjoy!"

@drewtetz so it is JoJo Siwa then

@drewtetz JoJo Siwa?

@BrentO related https://t.co/wdgfnA4GLw

@spies_please @adra21 OMG 😍

@spies_please Damn it Michelle

@jonobacon @sil What is that on your HEAD

@samsaffron @sriramk Yeah it has some upsides

@JDScholten @Pinboard Love your enthusiasm J.D. keep going 🙌

@spies_please @adra21 awwwww did Baby find a home? Can I for real get more pics? I love Baby / Pretzel

I know that's probably weird since I am just some internet rando but the heart wants what the heart wants

@sriramk ehhh @samsaffron swears they have some utility ;)

@Carnage4Life break up amazon, shit, I want to have Bezos' baby

@adra21 @spies_please you knew the answer to this before you even started typing ⌨

@spies_please can I ask a question

will it have a picture of Baby in it 😻

@ShawnWildermuth @Gryzor @ccgus Right, that is explicitly covered in the series. Which is excellent. https://t.co/8D2z7zqBQ6

@mnewberg @raymondedwards @migueldeicaza @NeoNacho for one thing, he's a man. I wildly underestimated how much misogyny would affect us in 2016. I won't make that mistake again.

@migueldeicaza @raymondedwards @mnewberg @NeoNacho I saw someone criticize Bernie as a divider not a uniter and I agree with that. Biden is not ideal (far from it) but Bernie is too divisive

@raymondedwards @mnewberg @migueldeicaza @NeoNacho there is zero chance Bernie can win against Trump IMO, he's an even more ideal opponent than Clinton was

@migueldeicaza @NeoNacho I think Biden can win. No socialist dogwhistles. Obama halo effect.

@ccgus @wilshipley I subscribe as well, and recommend it!

@xor @BigMeanInternet ahh that's a fun word, bowdlerize

@t4ffer @elmuertecom @ohunt iphone 6 is still a decently fast phone because apple was ~5 years ahead on SoCs. An android phone of that vintage ... is utter trash, courtesy Qualcomm

@xor is this ironic or for real? I can't even tell any more

@patio11 One person's "arresting" is another person's "boring beyond all human comprehension" 😉

@Pinboard when you give someone nine million dollars for fuck-all who-knows-what they ... kinda stop caring about anything. You want people to be pissed off and take action, keep them poor

@marthasa1 batdance

@eviltrout it did! ✨

@eviltrout https://t.co/p3XuhKNelg

@eviltrout it's poetry Robin https://t.co/Pi9sGdvIvg

fuck yes https://t.co/WAjc911jkn

@Gwunhar https://t.co/X2jzn6BQa6

@MattIPv4 @samsaffron Yes, the one on the https://t.co/miaK4vMSeK website is SVG, you can grab that one as I recall @wavyknife

@dlaw51 @NathanBowers @qirennia @SwiftOnSecurity this is the way it is because of drug abuse though, correct? e.g. all that other stuff can be (somewhat) easily "converted" into illegal drugs, yes?

@Pinboard I think this is the most positive twitter thread I've ever read. Are you OK? Is this your safe word?

@mekkaokereke cc @cwodtke

@paulg @Austen I probably spend too much time thinking about this stuff lol

@paulg @Austen also: rocket, run from behind and push as hard as you can one time (with dramatic countdown). time stop: freeze and hold in the air then release. Lots of fun variants to be had!

@jzy all I can see is this now https://t.co/VATSy5Fw1X

@mojombo @johnrlynch @github we think @discourse works very well in this scenario 😊

@dhh @mapopa @phirephoenix there was a good episode of mythbusters on this as well! https://t.co/deYUqdcEgN -- in their testing, lack of sleep is worse than being under the influence of alcohol!

@wmdmark @Hanzo55 @cwodtke @jma245 any attempt is a good one? *any* attempt?

@wmdmark @Hanzo55 @cwodtke @jma245 I feel like you're emotionally attached to these bullshit tests for some reason? Would you die for them? Is this a hill you'd give your life to defend?

@wmdmark @cwodtke @jma245 that's exactly what someone from Slytherin house would say!

@KristyT you gotta get that outfit as an adult for some "young me, now me" https://t.co/gAdksWxhoM

@__apf__ these are GOOD PICS! 👍

@jamilabreu @gregisenberg @amyjokim @discourse For example, topic replies arrive in real time and you can see who is replying to a topic in real time

@chetfaliszek can that actually happen? I think it'd be great too! But I feel like ego prevents people from deigning to be the VP on the ticket.. either they get President or nothing

@gregisenberg @amyjokim definitely our goal at @discourse -- we call this fast lane vs. slow lane, they definitely can occupy the same road at the same time, but you need some rules

@zerophases @dealmeida @ggallynn I was joking of course but opiates are no joke IRL 😬

@PBfromCT @arstechnica @jbrodkin Ice ass is also acceptable

@PBfromCT @arstechnica @jbrodkin freeze.. then peach.. say it fast

@Poshtag it is craaaazy solved in the real world based on observed usage of OKC and tinder

@RageousX well yeah, again, this is self evidently obvious from the outside

@billjohnston well, sort of.. https://t.co/KpmSGObAA2

@kevindente https://t.co/CSaB1JvRQD

@psaffo Trump is concerned because he knows the only thing that can really tank him is if the economy goes in the toilet. Which I sincerely hope it does 🚽

@Carnage4Life I suspect "only" 10,000 would have a profound effect on the bayesian training algorithms. I figure very few people are getting those emails in the big scheme of things

@tylerlanecodes well of course that is a given

@rotor_head you meant to say emotional support chubby unicorn

@omengue @BrentO @Antesite DO NOT

@cwodtke @wkampmann @jma245 related! https://t.co/iMsBrkfdFM

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” 🤣🤣🤣

@Carnage4Life almost certainly based on users marking certain mails as spam. So if you had a mass campaign to sign up for emails then *intentionally* flag them as spam, repeatedly.. across thousands or tens of thousands of users.. you could do some real damage

@Pinboard I ain't never not using pinboard

@kevin_doyle @Pinboard @mattyglesias yeah my big big hope was that the economy would massively tank under Trump. I still pray for this TBH

@shuttlebrad @patio11 @emerose @kevinriggle @tqbf @tetrakazi "Google data out this week shows how valuable **even the weakest, simplest form** of two-factor can be against attacks." https://t.co/NJYwKzsaBN

@shuttlebrad @patio11 @emerose @kevinriggle @tqbf @tetrakazi “Security decided by relative access to 2FA hardware” is a market reality. We have successfully demonstrated that anyone trying to phish against hardware 2FA will fail .. based on actual real world experience and data https://t.co/oovGblENke cc @patio11

@kevinriggle @tqbf @patio11 @emerose @tetrakazi I'm just glad hardware 2FA is supported so well in modern browsers these days 💪

@kevinriggle @tqbf @patio11 @emerose @tetrakazi I used that budget to buy a shit ton of 2FA hardware devices instead, and made them mandatory on all sites on penalty of termination from employment 😁

@patio11 @emerose @kevinriggle @tqbf @tetrakazi I'm still waiting to see this work against hardware 2FA though? I mean back in the dark ages of 2017 and 2018 things were a bit different, weren't they? 😉

@kevinriggle @fgcallari @tqbf @tetrakazi how do they phish past hardware 2FA? I mean, that's mandatory here at Discourse for *everrryyythiiinggg*

@Pinboard two term presidential limit is the cure to all hopelessness!

@chx you should speak to @deadprogrammer

@johnolilly that we're getting four more years of Trump 😭

@Pinboard @patio11 this is a deep cut

@xor one ton tomato, you mean?

@deadprogrammer Whose diary is this?

@waxpancake Damn I wanted this. Out of@stock :(

@chx hmm, I usually get these BAGGU bags instead? https://t.co/fCKinYPAkg

@chx what is a "travel washlet" for?

@mikehedman yes! I have 5-6 of these. They are great.

@stevesi @lowellheddings @daringfireball Chromebooks are a literal argument for "everything can be done in a web browser" and holy cow are they good these days.*

* assuming you don't go for the bottom of the barrel $199 ones with bad screens and anemic CPUs

@bbum Leather man micro (and similar) are all@quite good

@djbaskin Love it! 🥰

@maijasauna @SparkyRobot Looooool

aww yiss https://t.co/QkSt36tUyL

@bbum cool until you realize keys are on their way out as a thing.. at least as a thing I *want* to have to carry..

@davetron5000 ah yes I recommend https://t.co/aMDhGTmmKi

@chx @jodyjeffrey @discourse nag these folks to upgrade to @discourse ;)

@chx @jodyjeffrey I am ashamed that this fantastic topic is not on a @discourse .. our job here remains incomplete

@chx link?

@jodyjeffrey nice, I ordered one!

@Chris_L_Ayers @chx well yes I covered that here https://t.co/QIBJu2dbNJ .. we still use these on trips! (I have two)

@jodyjeffrey link?

@jontechs like how slow exactly?

@castrojo foot powder, interesting, what kind? When do you apply it?

@chx @Chris_L_Ayers oh yes @chx recommendations are gold. Give me more @chx! MORE!