@MaximilianoKorp SP2 = Speedometer 2.0 https://t.co/Ily3kiXmQT

@codesgood SP2 = Speedometer 2.0 https://t.co/Ily3kiXmQT

@vaultboy900 SP2 = Speedometer 2.0 https://t.co/Ily3kiXmQT

also, in before the "640kb of RAM should be enough for anyone" performance apologists

@lizardbill they should also be forced to do it on a whiteboard!

@Ajoy34 @dhh @siracusa and, it *still* sucks on the Android side, but at least we have iPhone 7 level performance (assuming a very new Android device) which is.. enough.

@chrisma0 those little USB voltage testers are super cheap on Amazon, I have two of them! Try it out!

@SwiftOnSecurity @NathanBowers It’s a little OP for “Among Us”

@dhh @siracusa This is actually my favorite part of 2020!

@JoannaStern They do pretty well. Except on the Android world where they barely exist. Try buying an Android tablet. I did. It’s basically impossible these days.

@NanoRaptor @Foone I am surprised how disturbing this is

@Pinboard License the Ramones! Make Sedation Great Again! https://t.co/I8Bovbcmuo

@Beschizza where do I donate to make the hurting stop

@OmarShahine You have Edge Chromium

@joshmillard it did make me stop and briefly ponder... *have* I ever masturbated during a meeting? No. The answer is no. No I have not.

@dehora agree. one of the grandparents recently said "Trump isn't acting like a president should" and I was like, yes, finally, thank you.

@susanthesquark it feels exactly 27.7% as good as voting in Wyoming!

@xor still very pissed about that Slack incident. That was *bad* with a capital B.

@stshank I mean, right. If you can't get rich and famous with a guitar this awesome then clearly you SUCK https://t.co/VcMdfOjJjq

@jjg exactly. bad parenting through and through

@textfiles well, obviously, Class Action Park, duh

@migueldeicaza oh no, there was another blog entry???

@xor in the general case, you're right, but we also have no idea how the site is hashing the passwords etc. I figure statistically we're screwed since the number of sites that require a password and that people use has grown exponentially

@xor well, actually.. if the attackers inject javascript that sends keystrokes, as happened to Slack early on.. but Slack kept very quiet about it. This super sucked btw https://t.co/n9JEKyKb4i

@textfiles I love these videos never stop making them

@patio11 https://t.co/Fb6HDuuO5U

@deadprogrammer only if you remove the compass cap, but yeah then it is SUPER loud

@djbaskin allow me to introduce you to twitter https://t.co/deVJOvqxU0

@mathowie aren't electric cars a big long term win here because they're fundamentally so much simpler, less parts, less complexity?

good news, everyone! https://t.co/TOnN7ZoEuX

@jwz @textfiles @noamsml wait wait wait wait. {{citation needed}} on this fog machine juice thing

@Pinboard @jackowayed geez you should blog this one (with all the examples) so we can all point to the blog entry and say "give directly to candidates, or don't bother"

@Pinboard well dang, this does not bode well for my "Jeff Atwood needs money" PAC.

@jwz .. and you had to walk two miles in the snow each way to get to that terminal!

@Pinboard @Nexuist hiring botnets to post memes on social media would be so much more effective. I wish I was joking.

@burtonachitect I've seen your face before, my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am

@burtonachitect ... is especially famous for his drum break towards the end, which has been described as "the sleekest, most melodramatic drum break in history" and one of the "101 Greatest Drumming Moments" https://t.co/siUlNSWJWu

@jongalloway - no
- no

palate cleanser because that version realllly sucked https://t.co/qc4i4brRSa

@nedbat I used powerpoint.exe which, recently I found out, natively supports recording yourself via webcam along with the slides during a presentation.. then you save it as an mp4 file.

@Pinboard @tqbf https://t.co/H2Q3mGNNQ8

@jongalloway urgh mini-USB is the literal worst

@susanthesquark https://t.co/Q4H51ZppCp

@susanthesquark no shame there. Jalapenos are fucking awesome! 🌶

@kevindente 🧛‍♀️⚡ -- would go solar but we're still not sure if we will eventually add a second level to the house, or move, so..

@migueldeicaza screenshot of your report needed! I MUST DEFEAT YOU MIGUEL 🥇

@deadprogrammer probably a liberal front propaganda operation of some kind

@wilshipley I feel like this is one of those mechanical claw games where the claw never actually grips anything

@aletta @patio11 🙌

@el_prakash I have to, or else wildfires will consume me

@secretGeek at least now that everyone(ish) works from home, the tables have been turned .. for a while..

oh fine, NOW you get an extra $5 when you use Coinstar! Get coin-ing, people! 🪙 https://t.co/CpOkIedSj6

@patio11 dang I must have just missed out on this https://t.co/7dZQJ9rpcs

I like to fantasize that those "90 homes within 1 mi that are similar size with gas heat" are all occupied by single, exceptionally frugal retirees

@tqbf @Pinboard none of this means Dubya was particularly great. But Trump is a thousand year storm.

@tqbf @Pinboard bet stands. I'll place it with you, too. Because I'll win.

@Pinboard I'll make a long bet with you, right now, to any charity of your choice that 20 years from now, Trump will be considered a worse president than Dubya by survey of credible historians

@Pinboard it's more impressive when it's heroin

@Pinboard https://t.co/TMzdRq0z2n

@cabel @textfiles I had another one of these come through recently that was quite impressive as well. I had to really look closely to see that it was a sophisticated, semi-randomized handwriting font.

@jwz @OurWorldInData whynotbothgirl.gif

@SparkyRobot aw but I like you too much to fight you 😭

@kfury @strebel @hunterwalk tell me you like those hideous Circus Peanuts and it's on https://t.co/bRtBBhGv8K

@oldJavaGuy @kfury well yeah american chocolate is like american cheese.. it's .. uhhh.. not.. good? Reese's PBC are consistently cited amongst the highest selling candies in the US year after year though.

@strebel candy corn is bad and should feel bad

@louisgray @kfury I do actually like cola-flavored stuff a lot so I will concede this one. But I will die on the utterly disgusting hill of candy corn any day

@PBraunPA @consDragon64 @AoDespair @Jorgensen4POTUS throw yourself out, while you're at it

@louisgray @kfury sweet jaysus no. All right, fine, bottle caps aren't TOO bad but why do they even need to exist in the same world where we can have Sweet Tarts

@kfury https://t.co/0aCylvxYX7

@betsyphd the enemy of my enemy is my friend

@hunterwalk @kfury Candy corn is like eating emulsified shame.

@rohitdotmittal @patio11 The cliff's notes to Death of a Salesman, basically. https://t.co/xJqUVJKu9F

@patio11 I have to really fight the urge not to pass out every time I read the words "consumer fintech"

@Duderichy @patio11 🤣

@magnayn @tgibriday @ID_AA_Carmack there *are* OLED display laptops, though. Not aware of widespraid uber-fails in that regard. Google it and let me know if that's the case, but I don't.. think it is?

@wojno I think the "we didn't like that it got folded weird" explanation works best, which is fine

@danbrotherston @onlxn @tqbf kayfabe my friend.

@onlxn @tqbf well yeah we (well, some of us) knew this from his rasslin' career. it is a skill. rasslin' is popular.

@wojno I weighed it folded over (to be sure it was all on the weighing platform) and it's still under 0.8 oz

@jbqueru @HudsonPvt Dubya seems like a dream candidate these days

I am gonna edit this into my Wikipedia entry

@adamwwolf Yes, there is the "future Trump acolyte, but actually competent" school of thought which is frankly god damn terrifying

@patio11 better question https://t.co/stpWZfBtOS

@ehippy What do you mean? I get the completely, absolutely, totally fair 27.7% of the value of a vote in Wyoming. Democracy in action, it's a beautiful thing! https://t.co/LzsJL5cZBE

@MedecineLibre @andrewmaxey nah I send tons of stuff in the mail and 99% of the time it goes as expected. And 0.5% of the time it is me being obstinate in the way I mail things, tbh

@andrewmaxey not very. like 3 stickers thick. My *guess* is they didn't like that it kinda got folded up in processing and were like "wtf is this, send it back"

@Foone tickertape parade / snow is nightmare mode for video compression

@tqbf I too am a deletionist, so I (rarely) enter these conversations like https://t.co/zipsdCYypB

@Pinboard thing is, just like the middle east situation, they're both kinda right in their own ways, and hashing out what that means will take lifetimes

@Pinboard deletionists vs inclusionists is as long term a battle as anything the middle east has ever produced.. perhaps moreso

@mathowie Mulligatawny

@John_Fogerty Hi from El Cerrito, @John_Fogerty .. Phil the barber says Hi (also my barber!)

@lizardbill https://t.co/8usxjmtLzl

@JasonPunyon don't make me come over there Punyon

I am listening to this playlist now and it is, sadly, a fairly accurate depiction of my musical tastes. For better or worse.

@waxpancake @mathowie I need to check in with my family expert on this topic, @betsyphd

@JasonPunyon https://t.co/jwD9A5uEnn

sittin' here flossin.. peep my steelo https://t.co/kRmec6yDvV

@devenvexe https://t.co/c0X41DXWC4

And much thanks to @foone for making this possible! I've mailed the drive back with a number of fun presents added. Check out his work! https://t.co/vmG89VJdZL https://t.co/RQVKlpXlT0