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@kebernet that's what I thought too until I played Frequency, Amplitude, and Beatmania. Same argument could apply to Wii: controls matter

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@deadprogrammer DJ Hero won't be any fun, based on my experience with Beatmania. *real* DJ controls too close to actual gamepads IMO

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@spolsky is it cold in NYC? So sorry to hear that. 60f and sunny here! All those those defaulted jumbo mortgages have their perks

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@eibrahim google thought *every site on the internet* was spam. pretty big OOPS. http://tinyurl.com/bgqtc6

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@jongalloway nah, I'm not really into Pokémon.

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@madlep nice left4dead + twitter mashup you created http://ihatevans.com/

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@wilshipley LOL at PETA striptease. Oh, PETA. You so crazy. http://tinyurl.com/5q6tm6

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@hendrasaputra what they don't tell you is that E.F.Codd was a charlatan and a scalawag http://is.gd/hNbZ

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@voyagerfan5761 Obviously it depends, but try to avoid joins in your core bread and butter queries. around the edges it's OK

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@thomasjo heh, I'd settle for "not look like ass in some browsers", personally http://dowebsitesneedtolookexactlythesameineverybrowser.com/

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@warwickp excellent to hear, I distinctly recall the "bad old days" of Gravatar and do not wish to revisit those days :P

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@splattne so you're saying this t-shirt I'm wearing that says "FAT N' SASSY" does not become me?

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@RyanFox he's not sorry ENOUGH!

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@marcoarment there's a predictive, speculative aspect to using RAM as a cache.. you pull in things from disk BEFORE they are requested

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@kn0thing my pleasure, I do what I can for the enduring glory of fake plastic rock!

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@dorianmuthig vista aggressively pre-caches into memory (eg superfetch). I have 41 mb free out of 8GB right now.

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@jongalloway you're just jealous because I am a renaissance man http://tinyurl.com/a96zu

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@dorianmuthig indeed, who needs more than 640kb? The point is that it's effectively *FREE*. So why not? Also: dev against so.com db locally

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@darkuncle I have a laptop. I use it when I'm travelling. That's what they're for, y'know? Otherwise, desktop = +faster/+cheaper/3 monitors.

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@simey all times expressed on the website are UTC

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@chriswestbrook why would you *ever* want to have database tables without primary keys? how is that a <airquote>drawback</airquote>?

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@crazeegeekchick dang, I can no longer say "oh-eight, don't hate!"

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@rt Carnage4Life If you liked YouTube Comment Fight you should love http://tinyurl.com/98pem2

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@mikejr I am pro ORM but ultra-lightweight only, linq2sql works well for this. We also have lots of hand-tuned SQL for perf reasons

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@omervk yes, if you have been gone from SO for 24 hours, and have new comments or answers, you do get the topbar notify to that page

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@brento @schottac @teifion thank @superdalgas, he did 95% of it. I added 4.5% zazz, though. This involves some jazz hands.

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@jongalloway "an issue with our regex that matches replies and dm" now you have TWO PROBLEMS! <lol!!!>

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@wilshipley oh, you felt left out of Ted? CRY ME A RIVER SHIPLEY!

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@news24x7 Apple understands the value of looking good. Most PC vendors (hardware + software) don't, sadly.

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@kevindente f you, Hershey, for closing the SF Scharffen Berger! http://tinyurl.com/yo7q8m/c/a/2009/01/27/BU2F15I9DV.DTL

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@nathanbowers any extra noise of ANY kind from a hard drive is a very very VERY bad sign. backup immediately.

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@encosia funny, I think the logo for the Logo Tournament website kinda sucks :D

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@mabster thank @jarrod_dixon he did 99% of the work! I just take the remaining 1% which is all the visible credit, naturally.

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@jtyost2 isn't that what we're doing right now? having a *small* conversation? seems to be working just fine from where I'm sitting.

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@jtyost2 "converstations are hard to develop on twitter." I call that a feature, personally.

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@jwz don't you understand that telling your followers that only makes them want you more? http://is.gd/hm0o

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@mbgeek true, it would be nice to have a built-in clickable Twitter conversation view, but something of an edge condition

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@georgeharito well played sir. Thompson Twins, yet, three-way holding. http://is.gd/hlus

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@nathanbowers DO NOT FEAR! I will save us, together, with.. the glory of love! http://tinyurl.com/cplqw4

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@shanselman I always think of the "show all files" button in Visual Studio as the "stop lying to me" button, courtesy of you..

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@nathanbowers dang, it's hard to properly cetera you. Somebody has been aggressively de-cetera-ing the youtubes. http://is.gd/hliB

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@jarrod_dixon is obsessed with finding the Real Genius soundtrack, but it's uber-rare http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/

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@jarrod_dixon FYI: your next stackoverflow.com paycheck will be in flooz, backed by swoopo votes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooz.com

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@wilshipley describe "systematic testing". http://tinyurl.com/5p5un2

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@deliciousbees there is a retail SKU for World of Goo. See: Amazon.

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@timbray the middle east should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Hate, particularly religious hate, is forever.

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@robrolls I don't think QuickBooks will make your business fail. It will, however, make you hate yourself. But you deserved it.

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@nathanbowers I completely agree; the locked-in one vendor phone model fits apple like a glove. iPhone = future of Apple, period.

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@danudey well, these write-back "flushes" block ALL disk activity, so they're pretty traumatic! Only happens on giant ops (3 gb db restore)

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@kevindente these are pretty simple queries that are 99% index seeks or scans. Real basic stuff. Obviously not huge datasets, but still.

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@bryanwoods I appreciate the sentiment, but don't tip me! we already get paid by selling ads. Suggestion: visit our advertisers! :)

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@danmc I tend to agree, but Vista had a *lot* of rough edges. In fact it was (almost) nothing but rough edges. Win7 = incremental.

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@jongalloway win7 media center does look sweet! http://blog.retrosight.com/WindowsMediaCenterInThePDCBuildOfWindows7.aspx

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@jarrod_dixon do you also have an 8-track tape of Tanya Tucker's TNT album? http://tinyurl.com/bw8ojq

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@secretGeek "The program Gus creates in the beginning that supposedly impossible is just a series of PRINT statements when Gus lists it."

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@curvyboom you have a cat named "puma" too?

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@betsyphd why haven't you knitted the hamburger dress yet? http://joykampia.com/fashion/hamburgerdress.html

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@haacked lol, you're famous! I'd rec-a-nize that fivehead anywhere!

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@jonathancoulton I *wasn't* joking! Also, I second your version of "Baby Got Back" http://odeo.com/episodes/1519801

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@timbray what's funny about a bunch of squares? btw, I {entity} unicode. http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001084.html

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@jonathancoulton play "Mule Skinner Blues" !! http://tinyurl.com/bztzko

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@wilshipley believe it or not, the answer to every situation is not "spend money on Apple products." Although I am so there for iPhone v3.

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@mrcarxpert @dorianmuthig verified with my own eyes and hardware. multiple drives, many brands. same results every time.

Jeff Atwood
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@migueldeicaza who coined "open source: if it breaks, you get to keep both parts!"?

Jeff Atwood
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@nathanbowers wtf with the disgusting image links? I now love you 1% less.

Jeff Atwood
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@wilshipley actually 64-bit compatibility is quite good at the moment. The only problem is the "don't make me think" of choosing.

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@jzy mini-snowman army! http://tinyurl.com/7pkvo5

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@marshall_jones yeah, but if you're small and you're slow then.. you kinda suck (as a website). being large and fast is the challenge.

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@migueldeicaza yes but have you ever been to that really *great* Olive Garden? I know the chef there, he's fantastic.

Jeff Atwood
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@rrwhite cutesy pastel cupcakes with thought bubbles annoy me, so I choose uservoice over getsatisfaction

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@superdalgas programming pro-tip: you should probably run all the code you plan to check in, *before* you check it in. Probably.

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@nathanbowers was your superdrive recently exposed to kryptonite? that could explain it.

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@shrisha I know, and they said COBOL was dead, too!

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@kevindente 4GB became "not enough" when 8GB now costs a friggin lousy hundred dollars. Peanuts I tell you! Peanuts!

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@betsyphd showed me a fantastic obama parody poster generator http://tinyurl.com/95r3bp

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@timoreilly oh that's fantastic -- Barack Obama linkedin profile http://www.linkedin.com/in/barackobama

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@cgoldberg yeah Bark at the Moon is way harder, because that sadistic freak Randy Rhoads put a solo at the END. Failed at 94%+ so many times

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@kobusb the 28mb clipx_name.ini file in my appdata/local folder disagrees with you. as does task manager.

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@spolsky is convinced the ONLY way to run a business is on QuickBooks. I'm not so sure.

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@thecryptic 2.5 million chars, so about 2.4 mb? I guess double that for unicode.

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@wilshipley I don't get the people who think having an articulate, charismatic president is a bad thing. Seriously: these people are idiots.

Jeff Atwood
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@jongalloway it's very inconvenient to mask your IP consistently over time. Slow, awkward, extra effort, etc. Plus, if you forget..

Jeff Atwood
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@jongalloway not new, but 1992's "Deep Cover" is excellent and a must see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104073/

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@shanselman I was explaining to @betsyphd kilo, mega, giga, tera, exa .. and she somehow invented the "wubba". Yes, wubbabytes.

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@jarrod_dixon you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? http://is.gd/gxQd

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@jongalloway you haven't lived until you've seen the movie Semi-Pro in high-def, man.

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@ritmeijer RT: "A (renamed) FizzBuzz is part of my test when hiring people. Most devs fail, even experienced ones. Unbelievable"

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@wilshipley yeah, just like "Apple, huh? So it must be pretty expensive?" -- another timeless classic!

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@timalmond wow, I hadn't heard of Lenslok copy protection http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenslok

Jeff Atwood
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@jongalloway what drivers are you having problems with? is it just the double whammy of beta Win7 OS and 64-bit?

Jeff Atwood
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@jeff_tucker yeah, everything should be .Disposed(), except things that shouldn't. Like, say, a DataSet. It's as clear as mud!

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@shanselman thanks for the so.com props! if you know any good candidates for moderators on the IT-themed SO let me know

Jeff Atwood
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@rossmasters that was the subject of my latest blog post, actually. Safari and Chrome need to get the hell on the ZoomWagon ASAP

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@wilshipley it is true, all the coolest people live in the bay area. Maybe if you live here my in-person dis ratio will decline.

Jeff Atwood
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@petesh it's an Adaptec 8k AFAIK; port #6 is clearly fubar. Recognizes (any) drive briefly, then eventually discards it as bad. repeatable.

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@segy yeah, well, he also directed such screen gems as "10,000 BC" and "The Day After Tomorrow".

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@siracusa coulda been worse. coulda been a Nude Bomb. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081249/