@kvox "well known perk" :)

@alirobe IE8 isn't that bad. IE7 is getting pretty bad though; rendering quite wonky compared to most "modern" browsers.

@markvgti oh god it burns

@NathanBowers any sort of alpha blending / fading / etc messes up ClearType even in IE8. It's specific to IE

@rickasaurus .. YOU'RE BUSTED!!!

@donpark a marriage made in hell

@voidnothings I take that back, I can repro. http://goo.gl/qrnF

@BoJiLe get some "tots" of your own, and you'll understand

@secretGeek keep your pornographic fantasies to yourself, man.

@jackholt I used to get complaints on conference calls that I typed too loudly HEY MAN THESE KEYS AINT GONNA PRESS THEMSELVES

@jonskeet vb.net was due to a large improperly tagged outlier. Don't see any of those with your asp.net answers though.

@wilshipley "They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo."

@zackfreedman the failure is trying to clone facebook instead of building "the next thing" that's even better.

@haacked #jokefail

@jneves every time they vote something up (requires 15 rep) they get a <div> reminding them they can accept an answer

@Perspx actually I've been saying for a long time that the youtube comments are a lot more useful than people think. Depends where you look

@benreichelt randomly replying to random emails sent by random people.. the word you're looking for is "crazy", not "accessible"

@lizardbill I secretly built Stack Overflow so I could un-purple-lucida-sans Eric Lippert's posts http://goo.gl/zOfz

@drunknbass you mean this one? http://goo.gl/PTjA

@Carnage4Life you and Facebook should, like, get a room. (my take: facebook can't change itself from male to female. It was "born" that way)

@bkarak I assumed it was like Doritos. "crunch all you want, we'll make more" http://goo.gl/P5Mv

@lazycoder @kevindente which makes piracy the only logical and sane alternative.. sigh

@macmnc Exxxxxcellent.

@dreadpiratepj too easy.

@robinweston lol awesome

@deadprogrammer http://developers.facebook.com/blog/post/358

@deadprogrammer it's as long as you're aware of and comfortable with your glass ceilings, like I was as a VB developer..

@secretGeek aeroplane. tyrannosaurus rex. column. lichtenstein. nougat.

@wilshipley not as much as your mom. http://goo.gl/6jZv

@stephenpatten LED flashlights are now officially just stupidly blindingly bright for no reason whatsoever. It's laser comedy now.

@williamshields thank you! all the incredibly anal "I run 4 OSes in 8GB and it's fine, yer doin it wrong!" users were getting me down :)

@stevebrewer really generic query, so that's about as good as it gets, using the [java] tag. Google works well, too..

@stevebrewer you're probably doing "it feels like rain" searches. See http://stackoverflow.com/search

@ivucica everything is just a web browser to me. If you prefer a Mercedes to drive to the corner store, more power to ya.

@NathanBowers SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG! {hugs}

@HMXCasey I think this cake store might be right up your alley. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93lsexycakes.phtml

@jonskeet stack overflow /users #2 - #20,000 encourage you to "take a break" :)

@HMXCasey ROCK BAND 3 BITCH! MAKE IT HAPPEN! :)

@brian_k no repro http://goo.gl/PAjC

@brian_k can't repro

@haacked requirement: love the SHIT out of Microsoft Word. And typing.

@shachart you can use any timezone you want as long as it's UTC (Zulu). Also, http://goo.gl/lTnj

@jonskeet dude you *live* in Jon Skeet timezone (UTC)!

@wilshipley I'm sending you some DVDs of "The Bachelor" to watch.

@jzy I am there in spirit .. @VictorBoba @sccoles I will IMPUGN YOU!

@colfaxschuyler indeed! http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2009/09/how-to-get-stack-overflow-stickers/

@ivoflipse5 you can also just press ENTER in the search box (leave it blank..)

@ivoflipse5 we offer both; are you unfamiliar with http://superuser.com/search (scroll down to where it says "search with google"?)

@deadprogrammer search is REALLY hard. You can offer searching on unique "ninja" metadata that google can't, tho: http://goo.gl/1zm5

@alexandronov wow, ye olde unicorn! but no less magical..

@mrdenny I am thinking two stacked in the middle to add 4th, since I already move my head plenty with 3-wide

@mrdenny in what arrangement though

@wilshipley yeah I was just struggling with that today.

@Carnage4Life which is funny since how many millions do you think Google is PAID to *do* advertising (AdSense, etc)

@DanielSchaffer put it here http://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/48620/cydeck-bulk-spamming-serverfault-users

@mabster and ALMOST as exciting! :)

@Jiaaro you know @spolsky and I were just having that conversation. Our longer term goal is to educate companies and fix them.

@troygilbert swoopo "expert".. kill me now :(

@wilshipley I DEMAND A FULL REFUND FOR THIS TWEET.

@BAoki WHERE?! let me downvote him!

@darrenkopp I don't even like that on my own site. totally with you there.

@mrdenny wow. just.. wow.

@kevindente yes that is my one regret with Chrome. That and insane text field handling.

@DarioSolera ads.taxadvice.com and careers.taxadvice.com and gigs.taxadvice.com .. basically

@starkness Caterina Fake is an investor, if that helps :)

@NathanBowers {blush}

@rolandbouman you needed expert sex change? :)

@NathanBowers 3G is monstrously slow even for basic things. June is coming, hooray!

@maartenballiauw that IP might be banned. send to team@stackoverflow.com

@kevindente surely you mean Joe's O #traderjoes

@roadler well I had to do an update with correlated subquery, and I forgot how.. good answer! :)

@vimpyboy that's.. something.. all right. A solution, I'm not so sure. :)

@jzy kung fu hustle was so awesome. I can't believe our wives weren't into it. Whatever!!

@kevindente oh definitely, Jarrod Dixon is B.A. without a doubt

@NathanBowers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVdkbBMUkb4

@NathanBowers aiiight, just checkin'. I spent *months* getting and ripping all those CDs. Just sayin' :)

@Apey I sent @nathanbowers the full 6 CD mp3-rip set of Richard Blade Flashbacks but I'm not sure he appreciated it http://goo.gl/2TCY

@kevindente NO WAI HANNIBAL!

@HMXCasey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

@sajee definitely!

@jongalloway breaking bad is almost as good as Sopranos season 1. It's VERY good.

@richardtallent I told Fog Creek, they have to handle it. I can't do anything about it from here. (related: this is why I'm a control freak)

@gknauss no, no, when life gives you lemons, make a friggin' lemon cannon

@veryfancy your t-shirt is ridiculous! but seriously, it's a scoping problem; the site is already broad. Need more sites: http://goo.gl/ii5j

@loudej http://blog.stackexchange.com/post/459188139/speeding-up-stackexchange

@mbuckbee lol STUPID KANSAS!!

@MaggieL I remember Woody! (and his 1998 era web stuff); whatever happened to him?

@mrdenny I think peer1 is the suck, right now. I do NOT think that level of latency is acceptable.

@Nethermind I had totally forgotten about Devil Doll and Radiskull. OLLLD school flash. http://www.joesparks.com/radiskull/

@ivoflipse5 you're working with us on area51 already! :)

@wilshipley 3D is pretty hacky and gimmicky though. His hatred of videogames is just straight up technological racism, man!

@praeclarum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw

@donpark phones much stickier and more useful than random PCs. Plus, Google subsidizes, most users want "good enough".. it can work

@lazugod <waves hand> no, they don't.

@lazugod /dev/null

@HMXCasey yeah too bad none of those awesome Stones tracks are in YOUR GAME. :(

@81bronco we ordered a LOT of stickers. A LOT. @spolsky is always hassling me about it -- Hasselhoff!

@blowdart ooooooooooooh!

@wilshipley geologic time, apparently.

@jonskeet wow that sounds like a really grea.. ZZZzzzzzzzz