@HRLori fuck cancer! Congratulations!

@Greenspeak I bid one dollar. Is it like The Price is Right, everyone else overbid, so I win?

@hisnameisjimmy @gilesgoatboy is a little of both

@mattcutts you guys need to push http://t.co/PQ5wBdz4 through.. hard

@RyanFox good idea, I added a link to the image

@samsaffron yes, I need it done by this evening. Thanks. Carry on.

@JohnACarruthers @demisbellot good point about content mixture and HTTP/S mashup-itis, I added a sentence since that is a big con

@JasonPunyon heh, didn't realize that was in there. PROGRAM ME AN ATARI BASIC SNOWMAN

@sourcecodesec ONLY CRIMINALS HAVE THINGS TO HIDE!!12!@!

@johnmoe the acceptance of [sic] is kind of a problem with that approach: http://t.co/k1FtxIWJ

@seesharp because God's business card is blank.

@NathanBowers I appreciate good design, but I also appreciate proletariat "whatever gets it done" crappy design at times too.

@jzy that's also a case study in why we allow unregistered users to answer. Registration = barrier.

@plibin this will end badly.

@kastner I think you and I need to have a humor intervention, stat

@wilshipley it is already here, it is just unequally distributed(tm)

@garychou I'm looking for more of a dare to be great situation. http://t.co/4i4ykgid

@kdmurray kudos @jin and @kevinmontrose they did all the work!

@mooneydev @troyhunt there is no reason for any human being to view the XML sitemap; it is for search engines

@troyhunt it has one, we just block anyone but Google from retrieving it due to massive abuse (it is enormous)

@MustGolf totally, plus, glazed and chocolate chip (among others) blow them away

@kylehodgson not even Santa does

@gknauss HOT

@charasan well played, sir. well played :)

@balpha @samsaffron yeah I guess the "whole world requires jQuery" issue is a different one. Perhaps it should be compiled into the browser?

@samsaffron @balpha naw, just use the async attribute on <script>. I understand you love IE, and IE doesn't support that until v10..

@samsaffron @souders you have the answer from the man himself, "even better load them asynchronously." Use the async directive on scripts.

@avantgame and half those people are going far out of their way to make my battle even tougher.

@secretGeek THATS NOT MY FINGER

@weeble there are dozens of exploits around undoing votes. It's highly prone to abuse.

@kevinmontrose watch "The Wire" instead. You're welcome.

@wilshipley and this is a problem because..?

@anildash @malcolmdash @alainabrowne once they can walk it's a whole new ballgame, because walking leads to running..

@jzy that tech is not hip enough to run on a mac, will just beachball endlessly

@furtivecode @waxpancake he said "with access to Gmail or "Full Account Access"". We never, ever, EVER do that. EVER!

@waxpancake none for me, but I'm a little freakish

@NathanBowers might be good for dudes with bigger hands. One size doesn't fit all, re: iPad one size and iPhone one size

@splattne http://t.co/Lu05yftL

@xpaulbettsx @haacked to be fair, it's also about my personality and temperament too. Either I'm all the way in, or all the way out.

@textfiles sure, any time you're in SF area, anywhere accessible to BART works for me!

@NathanBowers yeah this is just the prequel to RoboCop man!

@tom_forsyth @migueldeicaza that's why I use triples in this situation.

@kevinmontrose I read that as "Operation: Could Destabilize the Runtime" which is even more awesome

@NickFitz it's just crazy because we are swimming in chicken now. What was the post-war "everyman's meat" in the 50s and 40s, then?

@vesech old Stack Exchange 1.0 site, getting rare but there are a few

@bozhobg well there is the scrolling part, which is kind of essential, and the button part of the scroll button, which isn't so much

@JasonPunyon you will cry like a wuss. Everyone does. Even Chuck Norris.

@bassistance yes thank God but now the numbers do not favor us :)

@textfiles JEALOUS

@mattcutts I am trying to do the math on this, and failing. Are these like 10 minute meetings?

@eqhmcow you will get +100 rep on every site you create an account on, provided you have +200 at least one place on the network

@abyssknight all I got is http://t.co/IPmMJAyl

@hhrvoje yeah, you need a more specific Q than "I haven't done anything yet, help me have ideas". That's not what our Q&A is for

@grajo you aren't looking hard enough http://t.co/PLUp4DoU

@hhrvoje if purely a game econ model http://t.co/IIDeVqC9 if a whiteboard conceptual question http://t.co/19vunv7t

@acazsouza generally when people say this they mean the title-only search on ask page. Try the "intitle" operator http://t.co/hnpvtdMz

@secretGeek 397f49e5-cbda-4ead-9b47-e1687766cf23 LOL

@samsaffron @NathanBowers @robconery @jongalloway IMAGINEERING

@drylight hey! outdoors is one of our better sites, man, I totally stand behind the quality there!

@seesharp @ogitrev congrats, still awesome after all these years :)

@grawell @betsyphd wow did that happen? I didn't know! citation?

@waxpancake in his defense, your hat IS a little faggy!

@chpwn consider how much UI is dedicated to back in most non-game iPhone apps. It's a lot.

@edbott gonna install it on my iPad 3

@thatsoftwareguy I call that "the rest of the Stack Exchange network"

@kevinmontrose "If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." http://t.co/aPUoXB0r

@gknauss YOUR LANGUAGE SIR

@codingbadger to be honest, the font is killing me. :p Quite painful visually in both Chrome and Firefox

@tinkertim I'm sure it was a dude, too

@siracusa #FirstWorldProblems

@splattne only 70 years? Is that the longest period in european history?

@siracusa is BLT specifically covered in that?

@anildash christian side or pagan front?

@not_1337 @mojombo there is more of me to love!!! :)

@giladbu kind of, but it is accidental and not how real expert communities form. IMHO of course.

@Hanzo55 animated avatars are immediate unfollow material. #justsayin

@PatridgeDev "karate is a lifetime marathon, it doesn't matter what belt you have on."

@jongalloway nasty! it's like green mayonnaise!

@riduidel @stackoverflow @flattr because it's antithetical to everything we do? just a thought.

@hotdogsladies 8% molecules? Bullshit.

@lancehilliard if you allow unlimited tags, you get unlimited noise. scarcity and constraints matter.

@aarlo oh man, trust me, I'm not. #bereadyfordisappointment

@bennettk AAAAHHHH

@jzy @betsyphd I sell you one super low price special for u

@TurinTuranbar I think it's the ergonomics they're concerned about not the space itself

@rafa_at_work cool, I checked, and it's a membrane keyboard tho

@jarrod_dixon oh yeah of course, I'm 100% standard keyboard all the way. But some people have RSI, etc.

@wilshipley that is nuts. really nuts.

@septomin yeah the blues are crazy loud. And buckling spring -- the real old school IBM style -- are even *louder*. I have one here to test.

@bassistance no, but it's easy -- turn over, unscrew like crazy, and it eventually pops out. Trust me, if I can do this, you can :)

@timoreilly not the complete story; we need to make doing the right thing as easy as, and ideally *easier*, than doing the wrong thing.

@hotdogsladies I once wrote an open letter to yo momma. Spoiler: she was fat.

@mehulharry blue if you like noisy, brown if you don't. Linear ones (red/black) are not good for typing IMHO

@michaelpryor in that case, support with PKP. I try to play whatever class is necessary for the map/team, but engineer is often inevitable.

@felickz yeah it's unquestionably a v1 device like ye olde Kindles of yore

@NathanBowers shrug. sales indicate otherwise. "not bad" is why people buy k-cars instead of BMWs.

@wilshipley yeah here's your competition, get to it http://t.co/egoz5oPk

@splattne @NathanBowers CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

@splattne we should take up a collection and send this bright green Comic Sans keyboard to @NathanBowers for great justice. Or Arial?

@unkwntech email us specifics at team@stackoverflow.com and we'll follow up for sure