@dbasch that sucks man.

@dbasch ours were all IVF for the record!

@cdixon I never bother collecting the rewards for the few things I fund on kickstarter. I just want them to EXIST.

@cdixon average $55 per user, interesting

@OmarShahine hmm, I am looking for more of an app, not just another web client.

@NathanBowers there is no good one size fits all strategy there. MS optimized for low-dpi and has to evolve out, Apple is now hitting stride

@NathanBowers low-dpi and high-dpi strategies are very different. Bitmaps vs vectors, pixel-align fonts vs. type-align fonts, etc.

@splattne yeah for rich people. For regular folks, $500 iPad. That's the revolution.

@wilshipley BUT THE LIP UNBITTEN

@protectedstatic it's a rainbow! Not all colors are pretty! http://t.co/k4Gp90OmPG

@devlead I had forgotten waiting for the next Amiga os! Eventually I switched computers before it came out!

@mathowie you would need more than two, IMO

@kaihendry uh, obviously? :)

@fransrosen sure email team@discourse.org

@jzy so @betsyphd just said to me "They allow black people in China? It's not great being *Chinese* in China."

@nicksahler http://t.co/2vt4bYmVca

@nicksahler I think you got a U in your favorite there

@nicksahler there are Trader José products though. The Mexican frozen foods there say that. Not kidding. There is also Trader Ming, etc.

@jamesarosen sure email me info

@Greenspeak maybe it's just for his heart, Mötley Crüe style

@karangb turn off JavaScript and see for yourself!

@jzy WANT

@qdolan it is awful of course, 5 hrs with light web. But sooooo fastttt

@MehrdadA just the generic USB powered ones, but they must be powered

@donnfelker excellent, added to http://t.co/5meKtcsH2Y

@anildash culturally biased tests, you mean

@MrAlanCooper @davewiner I was expecting relentless boredom but got.. something else entirely http://t.co/k4uM7v2saw

@siracusa drop down menus need to die

@pavanlimo what does that have to do with me?

@mcannonbrookes @bsonntag @keithmarcum @smnbss no mac here. I'd prefer it working on the web client which functions everywhere.

@flowdock need arrow up support please. Typos is the #1 thing I type. Make common actions easy.

@mikesteinert PREACH ON BROTHER

@M4rl4_Pr0ph3t errrr no? Should I be?

@NathanBowers how can he be having fun if it's not *pretty*?

@jzy I did make it extra salty, so it hurt a little.. Irrigation is a good idea, flushes stuff out. Lots of it...

@sugiki_icon it is good!

@jessamyn touch ui does solve this, scroll wheel on the mouse not a complete solution!

@barisergin Surface Pro

@alexandronov @jzy uh, you first on that one. Blog the results! :)

@jzy I will try anything at this point .. URL please?

@thebjhale I still am. Think about it.

@kevinmontrose "... with benefits?"

@cdixon spend all their time with their children?

@JackMarchetti welcome to 2009! 😄

@benstevinson @kennethreitz @textfiles essence: captured!

@anildash yeah but hosted service could be built in cobol for all I care. This gives you freedom and the users one click no install simple!

@jonskeet I must admit some aspects of being male in England elude me

@michaelpryor good to know, will be careful

@JeffChausse you saw it on tv? For sure?

@sidran32 I'm still not convinced this actually aired. Are you sure you aren't remembering seeing it on the Internet?

@sidran32 no you did not! Really? Seriously? It has panties in it! For real!

@wilshipley I stayed in the hood (seriously) and oddly enough the wifi was excellent. Not kidding! 💞

@burnedpixel @siracusa @marcoarment 640kb of memory ought to be enough for everybody! http://t.co/9lhhsaOsNB

@siracusa @marcoarment I know you are joking but I would buy an iPad pro instantly, provided it was significantly faster and had 2gb ram

@mattcutts ditto I am a huge fan of your work! After Google may I humbly suggest Cutts for President? Only partially kidding!

@NickHodges @mariusbutuc maybe useless is the wrong word -- perhaps "useful such an infinitesimally tiny percent of the time that who cares"

@mariusbutuc still useless! Written thousands of posts, blog and otherwise, never once have I said "I could sure use a definition list"

@MattWilcox CHEATING

@JennAnnis @Supermathie have you heard his uterus story? Don't ask about it.

@nicksahler http://t.co/QNeCv6NgHi

@neill ACCEPTABLE!

@johnolilly acceptable!

@seattlekyle123 at least its not nickelback

@doobiaus nawwww, the first Pixies album surely

@timbray these words are acceptable to me!

@edward_c one just OK song *can* be acceptable! But NO MORE!

@AmbivalentGeek a personal favorite, but don't know if I would go quite that far!

@jorm Good list! And, aw, Skylarking! But no Graceland so, FAIL! :)

@DiaryOfABadMan there's no question!

@Greenspeak ask for the ranch hose

@mattdanna mostly, but you can email team@discourse.org with specifics

@phusion_nl @klaustopher a very pretty logo! We like rainbows! http://t.co/k4Gp90OmPG

@ironicsans I have a wee XML phobia. Ask @timbray about it!

@balpha @inscitekjeff @stackhq The Man With The Golden Shoes

@ironicsans UNTWEET UNTWEET UNTWEET NOW

@TheEvanCarroll I don't have any yachts but @aalear is pretty awesome

@NathanBowers screw up, or just different than iOS?

@TannerLD aww that's nice. Discourse is a system of rainbows! http://t.co/k4Gp90OmPG

@drylight @rands oh, you wanted the truth. well then

@rands seriously considered ending my own life

@nathanperetic excellent, I will email you!

@nathanperetic what did you have in mind? We do need t-shirts made! I have cash monies!

@waxpancake @davidfg yet another random forum I had never seen, dark matter

@tqbf I just roll my own crypto. It's awesome.

@wilshipley it could indeed be that all the remote folks at Yahoo suck.. so fire them by name, not by class..

@wilshipley well there's a huge difference between class-based "you can't work here" and random firings, actually. Huge.

@wilshipley ehh, not quite the same thing. She declared a certain class of worker disallowed. Like all the brown people.

@hakmem nah, eating is a fundamental human need like sex. Everyone should know how to fuck! :p

@ronnorthrip congrats! Looks cool!

@photomatt I love that this ends with a random picture of food :D

@zedshaw SEMANTICS IZ FUN

@kittylyst @flor3scu @rands link to that version?

@secretGeek I only have time for webinars any more

@csainty $20k is a CRAZY amount of money. CRAZY.

@soviut the usual disclaimers apply, but exposure is a fine goal. It's the "programming = reading and writing" argument I have problems with

@don_neufeld http://t.co/wdkNUJZORu

@wagenet @evil_trout shrug, interpreted languages are they way they are. Look at JRuby perf vs Ruby perf, though.

@_bL0p_ opportunity is fine, the "coding = reading and writing" part that I have serious problems with.

@fuzzmonkey actually SSDs are HUGE for some reason. Memory isn't that urgent beyond 1GB for us. But SSDs have a massive impact on Ruby

@Supermathie not-dead!