@Hanzo55 awwww snap

@textfiles until you can have virtual sex with your classmates, they have nothing to worry about. If invented, WORRY A LOT

@Hanzo55 dubya tee eff, whose house is whose there

@jzy @Nick_Craver needs more heckling

@ivoflipse5 NO

@migueldeicaza so good "This is some fucking luminescent genius shit" http://t.co/0o8Mkssp6q

@hernaez @chrismckee interesting, Crawford comes across as kind of a blowhard...

@Khakionion @chrismckee it's listed in that article already with a video :)

@miscmaryanne regardless, the words are utterly wrong, tablets will grow and consume both desktop (a little) and laptop (a lot) share

@miscmaryanne that is a delightfully charitable interpretation of the words

@miscmaryanne phablets are already here. A huge percent of desktops and laptops will be consumed by tablets.

@fmanjoo you face serious problems in your life

@JustinMcAleer which is very touch and tablet centric...

@scottwasson can't, trapped inside the second, where benchmarks never ennnnddddd

@barnettjw boredom you mean?

@kevinmontrose It's not far down to paradise http://t.co/xcSb8D0Gyc

@kevinmontrose time to buy a yacht

@jgoldschrafe well I didn't make it strict. So who did and why?

@SuperDalgas @Nick_Craver go one block down and take a right

@mattcutts for the next 30 days you can only post spam links!!

@davewiner now that's just cruel and petty. I like it.

@destraynor this is why reply by email is a higher priority at @discourse than "mobile layout" @samsaffron

@Hanzo55 godspeed sir

@wardbell no, I'm pretty sure it's 100% all about cucumbers being terrible.

@evil_trout @fazil but you can show her the spot where people jump off to commit suicide! ok, maybe not a good idea. http://t.co/EcBbVcBwCV

@film42 never, the new stuff is so much faster. Just Ivy Bridge + recent SSD is a huge win. Try my build at http://t.co/IaxAMlU3HR

@fazil @evil_trout yeah definitely walk across the bridge, great idea!

@splattne do not listen to his lies @SuperDalgas !

@TimOfLegend you know what that guy likes? Turtles.

@cdixon yes, except for the name change fiasco!

@evil_trout well, computer history museum is an absolute must but its a 1 hour drive south to Silicon Valley

@jwz so awesome, I know @anildash was there in spirit

@NathanBowers on a recent flight 2 people in line had phablets open. Big Gulps sell. I would LOOOVE to have more real estate in the browser.

@NathanBowers sure, if by smartphone, you mean phablet.

@SuperDalgas NO DO *YOU* LIKE APPLES??!?!?

@michaelfertik for additional hilarity, might I humbly suggest a meme newer than Windows XP?

@NathanBowers for specific sites, sure.. but globally?

@NathanBowers lol I'll take that bet. How much?

@fmanjoo http://t.co/uZUzhCghCs

@jzy I mean if you love your sons enough to buy them a Surface Pro, that is

@jzy surface pro baby. It's great. Battery life is shit, but other than that, it's awesome.

@jzy wow, no iPad or anything? Surprising. But still awesome.

@jzy ain't nuttin but the dawgg in him

@textfiles a frisson of excitement!

@rhp7 @fmanjoo oh I have both. Surface for working and typing. iPad for wasting time.

@textfiles my VirtualBox warrior runs 24/7 on my HTPC box and has for a while.. so I'm doing my part!

@textfiles I like to imagine you in my mind's eye, screaming incoherently as you crest a wave of pure adrenaline rage

@fmanjoo I am kinda waiting for Android 5.0 to see what that brings. But I will be shocked if I am still an iPhone user by end of 2013.

@fmanjoo I would also argue, strongly, that Apple is far far ahead on tablet in a way they completely are not on phones. Vulnerable.

@fmanjoo huge fan of iPad full size though, plan to buy every new model immediately for foreseeable future.

@fmanjoo personally I can't wait to leave the iPhone 5 behind. I need a much larger device, tiny jewelphone not cutting it any more.

@marcoarment @siracusa the other part of the rumor was an Apple TV type play using the same 360 SOC. Plausible imo but we will see.

@ericghill yeah true but subjectively PS2 to PS3 was a bigger leap, so PS2 was less interesting. May turn out to be false rumor.

@MrAlanCooper citation needed? I got one http://t.co/PjjIim6l3d

@MrAlanCooper but chicks dig it

@evil_trout eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

@siracusa no no no Windows Phone Windows Phone

@blixt oh I already did, didn't I? http://t.co/i77hCnlUOA

@Hanzo55 I like both. I am very very lazy, so... cats. My challenging pet ownership is of the human variety.

@blixt you shoulda joined me at Stack Exchange, man!

@ftrain wow I had totally forgotten about this. Had to have heard it on Dr Demento.

@CocaFunes I checked and the AA rec is about the same model!

@ekrubnivek search http://t.co/VEURQ7w7as for Dr. Strangedupe

@LZXNY @Supermathie @binaryage can you email us at team@discourse.org with details?

@cdixon @waltmossberg shocked, but pleased, that "air view" (basically, on-hover actions for fingers) worked well.

@pavementpaul no native JavaScript is a dealbreaker

@jeffelrod classic.

@Hanzo55 sexually?

@lizardbill I get an error on this URL?

@jonelf was inaccessible for about 30 minutes from CA, USA.

@kellan nothing works well on gogoinflight in my experience, EDGE connections are more reliable

@darrenpauli I forwarded your email to team@stackexchange.com :)

@darrenpauli you may be interested in http://t.co/o1Fj1sFjKO

@wycats stop caring so much what other people think?

@waxpancake @gknauss what a mensch

@Gryzor yes I do

@rands sometimes, but it's also cheating. You could be Batman, but you could never *be* superman.

@rands dunno about that. Superman is god mode. Batman is this regular dude with lots of training and killer gadgets, resonates with geeks.

@ben_hitchcock try it at http://t.co/4bzJUogkxV no downloading required :)

@jongalloway @mehrdada with an infinite amount of effort, all things are possible

@jongalloway interesting, do you also get to pick your family?

@glenatron yeah it is a bit like going to the command prompt really

@glenatron I guess I could see it as a simplified MS Bob type interface in some cases. But right click + search charm are painful.

@glenatron I don't think you've actually tried it. The only "hidden" thing IMO is right click to show app menu, which has to be learned.

@glenatron I never see it on my desktop, because of the glory of the Windows+D key combo I can slap. Not good for triple monitors, no.

@jarrod_dixon that was awesome

@kevinmontrose that has been around for a long time. At least a year

@jzy @haacked I pretty much hate my extended family. Most people I know do too. Lots of them are literally in jail.

@chadbr @samsaffron @haacked so many questions.. why were you in the stall with them is the first one that comes to mind

@fmanjoo and you're adding to the noise, so you are part of the problem. Congrats!

@johnolilly @GrahamBlog no problem we can just torture him until he talks

@seesharp good luck! You can't beat the Gauchos, man!

@wilshipley yeah I think Michael Bay learned that from you. Wait did you say "turn the knob up until it breaks?"

@Parispt don't call us, we'll call you...

@seesharp @CalebJenkins There are 100 ways, my man http://t.co/XNbywKya1E

@PiemanSH go punch youself in the balls 3 times as hard as you can. That's EDGE.

@PiemanSH hey man I was comparing it to EDGE! Ever been on EDGE? EH? EH?

@waxpancake wow, nothing like a punch right in the beanbags

@textfiles Does my $10 give me the right to complain ad nauseam for any real or perceived failing of the project... forever? THEN SIGN ME UP

@Nick_Craver @kevinmontrose ask on http://t.co/dbXErgHPSc then tweet the question. Just sayin'