@jongalloway time to move

@Greenspeak I immortalized part of last year's list here! http://t.co/6GYwS3nzzS

@mvelic was thinking more of items made of atoms not bits

@jetpea @garychou aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@jorm welllll I see it as a way to have some external thing love you even if you can't love yourself

@Hanzo55 don't tell @jzy he lives on complaints only

@totdb the rare xkcd I had not seen

@seesharp SEEXXXXXXX

@stevendick @AnnaCY I would not recommend it to anyone who was not a teenager in the 80s but smooth sailing otherwise

@Hobonium Off by a decade. Need to be early teen in 1984

@wilshipley @davekellett GET A ROOM oh wait you already did

@deanputney maybe you should just cheer up! Look at these exciting press releases, how great the world is

@saxx actually l take that back, looks like it got decent B-movie reviews http://t.co/N6zF8ahOqd

@johnolilly I have noticed you have a thing for weather apps

@mathowie wannnnttttt

@zero_divide_1 REDBOX

@DrPizza @Ihnatko @siracusa depends if you do it BuzzFeed style or not. First para is also good advice.

@Ihnatko @siracusa the TL;DR recap is the title, if you are doing it right.

@ksenzee is there a Redbox near you

@magplease @kevinmontrose please stand by linkedin connect requests incoming

@magplease @kevinmontrose I have now decided you are the worst thing on the internet. BOTH OF YOU

@GlennF @deanputney step 1! Have an ancestor!

@Hanzo55 @Harmonix @Rocksmithgame to be fair, it is way way way harder to get multi-track masters vs. the general, all-instruments-combined

@textfiles mega bug!

@mathowie Worst. Movie. Ever.

@lwansbrough ... On mobile which has a newer, much less crappy UI

@glorphindale so you want sentences, didn't typing of the dead have a few multi word phrases in it?

@damienkatz salesforce?????

@glorphindale how can it be a bad typing exercise? it's typing English words. Asplain yourself!

@ahalam I don't

@jameslew there is such a thing as AAAA ???

@PR_SarahG did you mail team@discourse.org?

@OmarShahine urgh I can only imagine the "HTML" this produced http://t.co/POz0l0s8dm

@maxcelcat @HalloranElder you only need one http://t.co/IRLQ69eVtK

@ericnovik yep see my earlier blog entry on that

@ToonSpin 99% of parenting books are crap. Ditto for programming books.

@balpha is there an "I hate hats" hat? Like an actual sign? If not, why not?

@ToonSpin that is why I said 99%. http://t.co/IRLQ69eVtK

@thw0rted yes, and that is how you are supposed to do it

@iandioch Fuckin' autocorrect

@KeriHenare what will people say about you when you are dead? Consider that.

@pablogl we own 5 ipads, 3 latest ver

@chgravier search for creative commons stack exchange data set and see!

@JonasBohlin well yeah but that's usually the fault of the adults who can't get along with each other, or shouldn't have had kids, etc

@petdance (referring to staff only not people giving birth, obvs)

@petdance I dunno, visit the maternity ward at any hospital in the world and count the dudes you see. It ain't gonna be many, anywhere

@kevinmontrose incorrect, you need more beard

@danbri @dweinberger If "autosuggestion" works, the relevant terms basically exist in the text already. You don't need tags, just search.

@dweinberger we have one of the largest, most sophisticated ad-hoc tagging installations in the world in SO. My conclusion: not a fan.

@dweinberger never. Trending topics seem especially inane on twitter.

@tooshel we made them work OK over time, had I to do it again, max 3 tags not 5

@dweinberger I have used twitter since 2007 and I can unironically and honestly say I have never used hashtags unless I was making a joke

@donpark agree totally, it is not even at Apple Newton PDA era yet

@voretaq7 that helps, somewhat, but even power users can be pretty bad at this even though they think they're awesome at it

@liammclennan if I had to do it again I would reduce max tags per Q from 5 to 3. That would help a lot.

@cbomkamp 100% agree. search is everything. The "filename" of a file is its contents

@marcoarment just plurals alone is a bitch and that's "simple"

@marcoarment the fixes are really hard too, even to just get it under some semblance of control. No easy answers. Tag hierarchy.. ow ow ow

@mathowie PUT A BIRD ON IT

@robconery it's just like Stack Overflow: you gotta do your homework, or we'll close your question.

@Ahm76 @betsyphd calves, you mean cows right? (runs away)

@drylight the only time you can say "thanks" is after someone says "fuck you".

@drylight wouldn't it be cool if EVERY message on Twitter was Thanks? Thanks.

@jzy Nick Carver and John Skeet.. sigh

@7WP read and learn http://t.co/rxly6GeNu5

@rbonini @OmarShahine the iPad 5 crashes a lot more for me for some reason. And I mean full OS reboots sometimes as well

@harryslotwiner no there is not, if it is a placebo

@harryslotwiner that is kind of the point, online slacktivism is useless and politicians know that in their bones

@kevdog (and yes their website is pretty bad, which is why I did not link to it...)

@kevdog it is visible on the link **I** provided: https://t.co/ji9HCpbS1f there's a video and everything

@kevdog are you bad at Google? :) https://t.co/yNRUpvm7pA

@kevdog all of them?

@wilshipley Cirqus Voltaire is amazing in the game, have never seen it in real life

@wilshipley @BillB yeah it's excellent, real world table sims: https://t.co/ji9HCpbS1f

@wilshipley what are your faves? Did you buy all the season 1 and season 2 Pinball Arcade tables? Season 3 coming soon!

@Greenspeak GET A JOB GREEN

@gknauss DIE INFIDEL SCUM

@djensen47 @o9k @Nodejsforums @NodeBB because signatures are fucking horrible? http://t.co/93YDjmcjE2 scroll down and feel the burn

@seesharp gmail forever bitchessss

@seesharp you coulda had a CODE, find your order email!

@kevinmontrose wow

@johnolilly Loops can change the WORLD! loop harder Maverick!

@Beschizza why do people get so emotionally attached to any and every dog there is?

@var_tec @esterytterbrink why would you need a native app? For what purpose? To load 50ms faster?

@tgpraveen bigger screen, mostly. Tired of tiny jewelphone.

@jfroy actual camera quality is good but the software is annoying. iPhone 4 level.

@textfiles I can buy it for you. What's your shipping address?

@textfiles http://t.co/CcMjlUD3zS go clementine orange, great system, great price

@textfiles UPGRAYEDD TIME!

@marcgravell SQL betas are pretty awesome eh?

@wilshipley that's where they deliver the ritual beatings, isn't it?

@siracusa I pray the world gets the quality videogame journalism it so desperately needs.

@AnonJr search http://t.co/xtRYvz7geU for coffeescript and see if our software works

@errolcleary @csharpzealot just sign up for the email notifications at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V

@pnbersch @baconmeteor wow they totally did break that

@baconmeteor Sometimes You Will Forget Your Mom Has Cancer

@Beschizza http://t.co/v9HjSL2YAM

@garychou I'm your private dancer.. a dancer for money.. any old music will doooo

@wilshipley exactly. And what's in PvZ2? A big fat fucking NOTHING ending.

@wilshipley what I hate about PvZ2 is that there is literally no ending at all. Compare to first game. Lame.