@ZachWeiner pretty much. Can't say anything bad about talking, what is in kids heads is truly hilarious on so many levels.

@ZachWeiner you can graph peak cuteness, IMO it is around age 2. Then the awkward toddler transition begins.

@mathowie have you considered.. a less expensive car? I dunno man, I'm calling #firstworldproblems on all this

@mathowie or you could change to a spare tire in those rare cases and save $100/month? There is a spare, right?

@mathowie why do they have to be run-flat?

@eedeep @AnthonyBriggs I very much dislike linking to hate, but came to agree with the citation, was added same day

@AnthonyBriggs @eedeep see http://t.co/BAWmS108qB

@kellabyte I approve of these activities

@KristyT always gargle 3 timeswith salt water or Listerine. Pick your poison, but it works!

@donlbe @MotherJones so.. peak oil then?

@donlbe "The whole process may still play out on the scale of centuries" way to bury the lede @MotherJones

@freebsdgirl the "hillary 2016" on this slays me every time, punchline-within-a-punchline

@pamelafox suggestion: have children. That's pretty much what it is.

@KristyT I did like yours, but it may be the only one I've ever seen that I liked.

@dens such a great song, though. You win!

@ID_AA_Carmack oh God that means this old joke is actually true! http://t.co/mCcttPAo1y

@ScottMadin @MammonMachine It really bothers me to see hate expressed towards other human beings used as a "strategy". It's wrong.

@wilshipley imma regex that

@pamelafox express it in the form of a rap song and post it on Rap Genius?

@MammonMachine @ScottMadin did MLK ever use reciprocal hate? No, only love. That is what I meant. See http://t.co/TMnKkMotp3

@ojessen @kevindente is honesty always the correct choice? http://t.co/I9rQFC7qmD

@dumbnamenumbers @NicheDiver that's the problem with rap culture, isn't it, you can't tell! :) but it wasn't a negation.

@shrnjad fortunately my children do not read Twitter! Or anything, really, since they can't read yet.

@andilinks no, children from age 0-5 do not have agendas in my experience. As they get older, sure.

@textfiles brb calling the executive producer of Hoarders

@andilinks it's remarkable to me how much more effective children are at this than adults. They are so raw, no agendas.

@VirgilDennis where did I say I blamed anyone?

@SuzieZUMO I am a wee bit, uh... hard headed? This has its pros and cons.

@df07 BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU

@selenalarson sure it does, Quora wants to go back and start over. Can't say I blame them.

@jfroma I do, but I've had problems with the mic stopping working on 2 of them.

@jzy @snipeyhead what you mean this? http://t.co/LVEwdK9uHg

@jzy @snipeyhead headed to Vegas now

@amyhoy but i am dyyyiinnngggg

@snipeyhead strongly related: http://t.co/UGSrNwNYE9

@snipeyhead I'm with you there. Reddit has not changed appreciably in UI since literally 2005. That's a sin.

@snipeyhead most of these sites just farm Reddit anyway. See https://t.co/y7eaKzIsyr

@snipeyhead the link to reddit/imgur is in the article, though -- that's deeper

@snipeyhead suggestion: dig to original source instead

@jcolebrand @samsaffron LIES

@waxpancake @textfiles I'm up for that. I love stretch goals! Stretch.. underwear.. goals.

@selenalarson yeah sad. This is why I am always hesitant to give money to people on the street.

@waxpancake @textfiles "I'm not a big fan of stretch goals" I giggled a little at that point, I must admit. GET ON THE TRAIN BAIO CHOO CHOO

@secretGeek oh, I will. I most assuredly will.

@secretGeek at your funeral, a live performance of Saltwater by Julian Lennon. Also video clip on your tombstone, going 24/7.

@johnhawksley that's the problem with @shog9 , he thinks he is funny!

@softwaredoug I had enough C'ville while attending UVa

@stroz METROCITY! I love metrocity! Such a big Megamind fan.

@jon_moore too "boiling the frog", won't be noticed soon enough

@tedneward @RuurdKeizer MAYBE HITLER (dramatic pause) WAS MANUFACTURED

@NicheDiver @dumbnamenumbers I FEEL YOU DOG

@hakunin https://t.co/gWp9Pxl0jd

@Tuplet yeah, agree it came up here: http://t.co/oodREqvqlJ the whole "ends justify the means" logic is crazy, Mutually Assured Destruction

@kevinmarks done lol, WHY can't they allow people to reply to DMs even if not followed @cdixon there's another obvious thing

@kevinmarks @cdixon I think I was able to DM a link the other day. I'll DM you one now.

@cdixon not before they implement the MUCH MUCH easier mute function. My god.

@vanessafox I need facegram so bad right now

@snipeyhead @CollegeHumor WORTH IT

@cabel @siracusa these look AMAZING

@ironfroggy agreed. But is the answer to violence and hate to respond in kind?

@kellabyte "Algorithms are for people who don't know how to buy RAM." http://t.co/VX2zE0hdHD

@janl except @jacobian intentionally omits a part of the story http://t.co/BAWmS108qB

@austinstorm bad

@pamelafox @rob_pike agree. How about all the time, though? http://t.co/lrdJDjT9cI http://t.co/2uS2z0zWn3

@pamelafox I didn't realize that many people still used Gopher

@SuzieZUMO yeah that's not something I look forward to with two 2 year olds right now

@SuzieZUMO too hard with twin girls at age 2, a boy at 5, and two parents with full time jobs. Schedule also conflicts with some other stuff

@SuzieZUMO I may keynote next year there! Love the format.

@mgoldst @KristyT http://t.co/MDSEbIL56g

@nrrrdcore strongly related http://t.co/dMsnMrI8pP

@secretGeek http://t.co/6rTvLRDITb

@abyssknight too late! https://t.co/LedP8VK4jm

@nitashatiku it is really interesting to have both male and female children, and see how the two groups act in daycares. So, so different.

@SaraJChipps @iano that looks a lot like "New York Hater Taxi" which explains so much

@TheKanter @scottwasson is that a "clean room" redesign though?

@scottwasson haswell seems a little sketchy there to me? p.s. our outdoor LED *floodlights* draw 15 watts.

@selenalarson I love how insane that guy was. I mean just totally unhinged. No fucks given.

@vongillern contact WASD support

@secretGeek @Qwwertie it's all copies of Julian Lennon's "saltwater" music video

@mvirkkunen yeah that part is different (and better). Agree.

@Tuplet "tuplet" is such a fun word. Very computer sciencey as well. https://t.co/yS2xBbYH4p

@KevDaly @juhasaarinen right because machines literally booted to a flashing cursor. Not so much these days!

@KevDaly @juhasaarinen absolute numbers might be the same. Audience got huge, # of programmers didn't change as much

@gknauss related: 15 simple life hacks http://t.co/CQkE37iJWJ (stick with it)

@gordonguthrie @dracos see http://t.co/rDtR5gID7Y scroll up for reverse chrono

@sglassmeyer @textfiles omg this is the truest statement that has ever been posted to Twitter

@whitequark visit my profile and see the few posts prior to that.

@hbeschizza Have you tried the Rocksmith 2014? It's pretty neat. http://t.co/gUUAcL9u6D

@waxpancake @textfiles comments on that post are not generally supportive of this position (with examples), and I agree with them.

@JD_2020 wow sorry this happened! I just heard!

@textfiles @waxpancake we observe what the community does with tools and improve the tool to make that easier / better. Stretch not in tools

@waxpancake @textfiles why not set lower, target, and "bonus" ranges? More fun. More reflective of what actually happens.

@waxpancake I think it depends on the project, personally. I suspect this will change over time.

@platypusguy I don't know

@waxpancake still not really convinced this "reach the goal or total abject failure" dynamic of Kickstarter is the right one.

@nitashatiku answers the burning question "how can I help the world while *ALSO* posting an awesome picture of myself for my fans?"

@textfiles sigh

@SuzieZUMO you monster! :)

@JasonPunyon conflict is fine, but never-ending conflict is bad. Anger is fine, hate is not. Difference is intensity + duration.

@jonathansampson I don't agree. There are ranges of continuum, and counter-examples, but much more common in men. Much, much more.