@cwodtke I dunno, I just do CDD http://t.co/hERUzJuayx

@cwodtke sure, provided everyone agrees what "good", "critical", and "little as possible" means ;)

@kevinmontrose YOLO

@kageman yes, productivity is certainly not the only goal.

@marcprecipice sales is a dark corner of life. Especially car sales. Depends on the dealer, but we have seen it be parody level bad.

@textfiles trust me, I know you are on it

@textfiles as you do

@textfiles why is it permanently retroactive forever, not just from-that-point-forward? Any links explaining this?

@textfiles @internetarchive ok that helps. How do you get to archived sites that have robots.txt changed to noindex in 2014?

@bradwilson I *only* click vintage links from 1997.

@textfiles @internetarchive now if you can just stop deleting all history when a new robots.txt appears...

@chrislandrydev conversion issue, see http://t.co/EKK28cogOe

@bradwilson we built great content. I do not optimize for anyone except myself. Turns out I have high standards, e.g. "question closed"

@waxpancake PFF plenty of time

@sehetw I should have mentioned, but yes, always in Incognito mode in the browser.

@avidouglen oh yes always in incognito mode. I should have mentioned that, too.

@sil @LimeBlast @6c61 I will also accept Christian side hugs

@angelaharms @theomn Yes, http://t.co/twO0yA5vtP

@jongalloway turn around and bend over, and I'll tell you what it is

@JasonPunyon iPhone 6 ain't tiny. Quite the opposite. 5.5" baby

@hunterboerner I've always lied to you

@ZachWeiner ARE THEY AVAILABLE IN EXTRA EXTRA LARGE

@johnolilly maybe you can go to the Olive Garden for lunch. There are some nice ones.

@jhigh2000 @betsyphd oh we long since switched to tablets. iPad for her, Surface 3 Pro for me..

@splattne oh cool you went, did you see @zogstrip?

@CaseyG @garychou you mean nightmare right? RIGHT??

@snipeyhead @uberbrady oh my god what fresh hell is this

@snipeyhead when you begin by typing the letters P, H, and P, it is all downhill from there http://t.co/1M38FYAQd4

@kevinmontrose @JasonPunyon but educating programmers? shit dog, it don't get more core than that.

@kevinmontrose @JasonPunyon on top of allll that (not about programming, not about education) it *also* sets a weird precedent.

@JasonPunyon this one is very, very defensible. That one wasn't .. at all.

@JasonPunyon @balpha considering SE is a set of schools from my perspective. Jobs had zip zilch nada to do with programming or schools

@JasonPunyon @balpha to be clear though this is about core: programming. More EDUCATED programmers is quite core.

@JasonPunyon @balpha the banner was weird IMO. Was Jobs even a programmer?

@JasonPunyon @balpha I blame libertarianism and reddit, in that order.

@ftrain instagram that shit yo

@df07 "I was asked to write words on this picture -- Jeff Atwood"

@SunnyRJuneja yeah that's the complete-ish feature bullet list. The homepage is the TL;DR version with animations. Try the FAQ page too

@eviltrout American sorry!

@asp_net we focused on making Discourse, the product, work well on mobile first :)

@damienkatz they single out women though, e.g. the "you aren't qualified, you aren't good enough, I have been spurned and I haz grudges"

@betsyphd I'm sorry.

@shiftkey @samsaffron @CloudFlare @Telstra holy balls, 20x pricing. You better include some Vegemite with that.

@silassao not this year unfortunately!

@hackferencebrum I am confident @StackExchangeUK has you covered here ;)

@Supermathie this is why we now have artificial grass in our backyard

@cdixon Windows 8.1 is like that for me. Gave it a solid chance, but still confusing. Hoping Windows 9 fixes things up.

@ysrthgrathe what the hell are you doing back in 2009 Twitter? GET UP HERE WITH US IN THE PRESENT MAN

@joernchen @discourse sure, stickers incoming! ;)

@taitaisanchez @discourse change is hard.. change in communities is particularly hard.

@GeekyLyndsay @cwodtke it's not so much the love of argument as the fact that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

@wintaru this is why we recommend Mandrill.. But some people insist on configuring their own email servers..

@samsaffron @jbhewitt make sure you are on latest! Lots of recent changes. Point me to specific topics, what's the specifics?

@misskallisto YOLO

@KristyT don't take too many crazy pills

@baishen odd that is the URL of the one I bought it is the 850

@amyhoy I'm saying, you're cool, you're doing stuff, this guy isn't. He's irrelevant.

@amyhoy does this guy really warrant this level of feedback? He's cutting into your mental energy. Ignore.

@Nick_Craver hmmmmm I would not recommend that! the 850 pros have much better consistency over time, was one of the big improvements in gen

@rands try crazy eye contact next time http://t.co/0yBrvpXsv1

@Dingman should be, if hosted properly. What did you have in mind specifically?

@rossrubin they just need to split into different companies, as has been said a zillion times

@rossrubin that is a straight up dumb idea.

@haacked hardest job I have ever had. But the benefits are nice.

@kevindente ice cream of the future? Ice cream of the MEH more like

@betsyphd the hell

@textfiles jerks!

@mathowie I really like my Surface Pro 3. Main issue is Windows 8.1 needs to be Windows 9 asap. IE11 a great touch browser too.

@danjacka try again, sometimes post authors can have a bad day.. Or week.. Or year..

@DylanMeeus @eviltrout yeah it does feel like stuff changed. Can't put my finger on what.. mainstreaming? Massively larger?

@allisonacs @garychou Also I want to see it go the other way. "Sorry, this isn't very good. We apologize." "We could have done better."

@allisonacs @garychou yes but but.. I am kinda awesome!

@allisonacs @garychou y u no like happy talk? http://t.co/RxvR8lVqUv

@SaraJChipps I guess all we can really do is send money to the right causes

@amyhoy ouch

@amyhoy i am currently trying to use a tablet while a cat rubs its face on the edfe of it, this is also infuriatingto me

@amyhoy I AM SO ENRAGED BY THIS PICTURE

@noonisms dunno, other people on Twitter were complaining about the behavior. http://t.co/zqVH4UErzG

@jonathanallard it'd certainly force more unique language, which, given the scope of the problem, would help.

@migueldeicaza @directhex zombies will eat your brains. I am just saying.

@migueldeicaza damn you @directhex

@migueldeicaza there is a bug in your tweet, bad link to Typing of the Dead, here is the correct one http://t.co/ko0e58yXDE

@ID_AA_Carmack Angry Face!!!

@nicksahler I got his badge number

@KristyT yep. Look at historic interest rates.

@KristyT flip side of low home loan rates, they go hand in hand. Did you know interest rates used to be like 15% in the 1980s? Crazy

@eviltrout if I never see you again, so long and thanks for all the fish

@JackySat_ Thanks, fixed, happened in the transition to Ghost as blog platform recently http://t.co/EKK28cGq2m

@jennschiffer I think most people are fine with "don't be rude or cruel". Nice can be a big ask in some quarters.

@jorgehmv Our military budget is nuts, as a percent of economy.. the amount we spend is crazy

@SeanNoxious too many BS sales calls and telemarketers calling

@SeanNoxious I never answer my phone, so that wouldn't work for me.

@KristyT it was really really really not good

@kevindente I really only do it to make sure Discourse works well, and we still run into the weird Android/Chrome perf issue

@kevindente it's fucking hideous

@chrisbeach I use mine to look at the web mostly. Small screen serious detriment in all cases for that use.

@Spiff I mean every day I think, "that's one less day I need to be on this crap Nexus 5"

@jensechu pretty much

@Supermathie BACK TO WORK

@thatandyrose oops yes, we just added the Sign Up button. Should be suppressed on mobile via CSS, doing that now.