@smd @discourse I use electron tuned TCP/IP packets. You can hear the quality.

@JimmyS no more than, say, WordPress. Which recently switched to an automatic update system..

@NathanBowers and Winwood's Roll With It. I always loved that video.

@mathowie suck it, that guy!

@markrendle @puppybeard sorry I just like to argue

@markrendle @puppybeard no you didn't

@HelgeKlein of course, I totally got that. PS DONT MAKE FUN OF ME

@HelgeKlein I know! It still sucks. I think the main problem is nobody had one, even until now, very very few people have one.

@clemensv if I said "and then we gulag them", yes

@bmf @pbowden @SaraJChipps I can definitely see it correlating with money and interest in money.

@pbowden @SaraJChipps shrug, well, it is true for every programmer I have ever known or worked with. Ymmv I guess.

@pbowden @SaraJChipps it is true though. Also: afraid of girls.

@InnerJason put that on the meta topic! https://t.co/4HjZzpFTWf

@BenjaminAhr @mathowie no way even Urban Dictionary gets this right http://t.co/upzw6MSvhc

@damienkatz no one harmed??? Car looks harmed! Our precious!!

@damienkatz @erg :(

@drhogie yeah if it had 2gb it would be perfect

@seriouspony @amyhoy and home ultrasound is now a thing too

@joshlangner @scottwasson @FPiednoel JS bechmarks put it par with a core 2 duo, agree

@InnerJason complicated to explain is kind of a negative too

@NathanBowers very Android, for the record. Exactly like Android.

@riking27 partially confirmed, also, iPhone 5 is much more resistant to bending.

@johnolilly thinner! lighter! More gold!

@seesharp you gotta link it man COME ON https://t.co/gSRd6aYvKl

@natbro oh replace, I just added that as an option. I forgot about that one.

@waxpancake such a great directory experience, too (not shown! page shifts constantly on load!) http://t.co/pBKiRUDNUr

@TheEvanCarroll beats a mouse, I guess

@textfiles I love that coin! I have mine too

@jzy @Jin the perverted way is the only way

@sriramk @nitashatiku hello @discourse!

@johnolilly seriously I wish everything was gold

@johnolilly it is crazy slippery. But it's GOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD.

@johnolilly behold our thrilling future of increasingly thinner and lighter rectangles. And you can quote me on that.

@johnolilly there might be an undercurrent of bitterness that maybe a slightly thicker rectangle would have longer battery life + stronger

@johnolilly @benhuh children need to be on this list. Transformative to the extreme. The only way of getting time *back*.

@JasonPunyon @jzy frowning

@jzy this made me cry

@damienkatz it is good to write about this. Excellent post.

@nitashatiku I remember really liking the movie but I could not tell you anything that was in it.

@nicksahler yes we have been using it for a while now

@thomasfuchs @amyhoy any links to how it can be exploited via these methods?

@waxpancake @mathowie @danieleagee the t-shirt is gold. I mean it should literally be gold. For the club.

@SaraJChipps Are Tumblrs for olds? Then I'd be worried!

@BoingBoing looks like a book for you @dozba

@DavidTMoof I feel you are unfamiliar with the definition of the word "stable"

@bgoldschmidt @kev097 wow that looks IDENTICAL. Huh.

@Mollrow ooo that's a good idea

@HennsEggs @planetmoney sure email me at jatwood@codinghorror.com

@JasonPunyon @tmslft mmm... yeahhhh... I'm gonna need you guys to go ahead and come in on Saturday http://t.co/xxbhl8hDq7

@mik3y @discourse @docker I think @samsaffron had a podcast about it http://t.co/hjzMNgQz0L

@Beschizza and post pics of boobs! Also writing about porn works well. Related?

@pfinette @johnolilly some clear options http://t.co/2OA3NC1QXI

@johnolilly @pfinette skateboard grip tape!

@ftrain feeling something is good.. right? what does it mean to feel nothing?

@jzy hmm, you should be able to change date and time

@Noeunoeuil_1er Galaxy s5 ain't 2 years old.

@balpha Tubs?

@balpha Tubbas!

@MehrdadA oh and Email. I care about email.

@MehrdadA I care zero about apps, I use maybe 5 apps, ever. The web is what I care about.

@markjaquith if loving phablets is wrong, I don't wanna be right

@structAnkit yeah, the side bezels are not very defensible. Some bottom and top is required for thumb + camera?

@idomdavis YOUR POCKET IS WEAK

@ILOVETHEHAWK I am kind of biased. Search my stream for phablet ... IF YOU DARE

@SaraJChipps also helpful: money. Lots and lots of money.

@amyhoy lol "its a miracle nobody died". I gave it 9 months and it just grated more every month. iOS has warts but doesn't grate.

@amyhoy I would pay to watch you use Android :) I tried the lifestyle for 9 months, myself

@mattcutts @wilshipley ... or midnight blue http://t.co/1CBYIdATHU

@NathanBowers @amyhoy to be fair the button shapes are pretty ugly when you turn them on. I tried it and prefer them off.

@goncalossilva I hope so current perf is dire

@andrecarlucci https://t.co/H1tsNVev9V

@amyhoy ouch. :(

@willmanduffy @daniel_p_jones autocorrect does this as well, e.g. http://t.co/jE5cmBmziq

@amyhoy you should try Android, it is so much worse

@textfiles @archiveteam sweet bleeding Jesus can we please get you up on @discourse for discussions like this?

@kwiens =:O

@nabeel Apple Maps? Pass.

@betsyphd @seesharp isn't Canada one of the states?

@cdixon doesn't the 6+ have substantially better battery life?

@GlennF @Beschizza these people need better hobbies

@JasonPunyon bring it Punyon! I got a slap bracelet with your name on it! OK maybe not literally that would be kinda creepy

@JasonPunyon I knew you would inspire us to great things one day Jason

@NathanBowers @kevindente I'm 99% sure iPhone 6 has 1GB. the only remaining question is the 6+, there is still a chance there IMO.

@cdixon I'll get one!

@cdixon it's sort of like "AI", always magically around the corner, but never really there

@cdixon you're not gonna like my answer to this, but I think it might be VR

@NathanBowers I still hope against hope that the 6+ has 2gb. It has other unique features like the optical camera stabilization

@MatheusCAS :(

@tlivings does not fix ship date, which perma-slips if billing is adjusted, unfortunately

@ottoradke same experience! At least my wife's phone is showing 9/23 - 10/02 which isn't too bad.

@omf unfortunately I'll be on a weeklong trip to Canada on release day..

@Badger32d black is crap

@BenedictEvans @siracusa that was a very different Apple, though. Also helps to finish the slope of the graph through 2014 too..

@BrentO @kevinmontrose Doing It Right

@haneycodes @marcgravell that said 1GB is awful.

@haneycodes @marcgravell the CPU is a ton better than what's in the Nexus 5. The Nexus 5 is blown away by the iPhone 5s much less this.

@maggiekb1 @rowhoop lol Her doctors describe these effects as "less than would be expected"

@rdgjay http://t.co/DweguzNYYm

@deanputney I.. would like a cheese burger

@moby_rick yeah they are awesome! When you launch we will publicize it more!