@lloeki the vertical-ness was a non issue for me. Getting repeatedly killed by a literal auto-aim pistol definitely was though.

@lloeki did not feel that way at all to me. Chaos, random superhyperspeed, and cheese-tastic auto-aim pistols.

@sjaay I only paid $10 so a winner is me!

@KristyT a smartphone

@dwenius yeah, but that one is not open source. They own all your data. https://t.co/PoOjrMbreF

@mattcutts we can migrate you to Discourse as a commenting / discussion back end if you like. As I do on http://t.co/vuSNh1GmxD

@paulg well, we have twins; as Twain said, a permanent riot http://t.co/KgVF7twHtJ

@paulg didn't you ever notice that people are much softer after having kids? Like stones immersed in a raging stream

@wycats iOS 7 had many early teething bugs too. IOS 8 has crippling position fixed problems in Mobile Safari.. Pick your poison.

@kevindente it is noticeably better vs older. Android 5 is aesthetically superior to iOS 8. The perf gap is still too large though

@VitoCassisi feels like stuff is paging out when it should not be, to me.

@iamcaner these equate very closely to live perf in @discourse

@theangryprophet maybe if the Mercedes reached 500 mph

@splattne http://t.co/lOJQjMY8om

@drazendotlic for raw perf? Nothing touches iPhone 6. It is not even close.

@drazendotlic @Tylerwen it was my primary for 9 months.

@drazendotlic @Tylerwen anandtech benches for nexus 5 are anemic. To be fair it was never really a high end handset, more midrange / value.

@NathanBowers @amyhoy @Spacekatgal millions of years of evolution ain't going down without a fight http://t.co/x7Wc2WPwny

@MehrdadA interesting in betweener, a bit smaller than iPad air.

@AeroEchelon @verge I find verge reviews really superficial compared to, say, AnandTech

@cdonnellytx @dinhvh @marcoarment that is how I roll

@paulirwin @Tylerwen it is not even close to a 5s. Check anantech benchmarks.

@MehrdadA agreed, but progress!

@amyhoy or just watch the Louis ck video. Same message.

@davebarboza I like it so far. If you view all black screens all the time the light bleed might bother.

@amyhoy her description is eerily accurate for every day of my life. It is truly like that. And I really wish it was not.

@amyhoy @Spacekatgal a 10 minute visit to any daycare in any country on earth will prove that women are the more level headed gender

@byronalley @spacekatgal @amyhoy Louis CK nails it http://t.co/pizO8UUq3U

@migueldeicaza well, actually, zombies aren't real

@phpdreams @arstechnica back seems OK on mine. But with a dark screen you will notice substantial light bleed.

@amyhoy @Spacekatgal read act two http://t.co/WtaLSejMte the male sex stuff is like a prison to me. It is bad, really bad.

@cschrader shiiiiiiit.. Philly in the building!

@donw @marcoarment I listen to my users.

@marcoarment actually, it is. https://t.co/anPmlVnMe9

@dinhvh @marcoarment it's about the last public release of the (really buggy) code being from 2004. A *decade* ago? http://t.co/W6mOmjJR59

@fredwilson 5/ see 1/

@paul_irish @jongalloway but on the same machine: Firefox 1.6 sec, Chrome 1.2 sec.

@paul_irish @jongalloway I noticed this when IE11 Discourse benchmark perf went from 3 sec to 2.2 sec on a bay trail atom.. after Updates

@Jasonprogrammer @reybango why not make Mobile Safari a standalone application too?

@textfiles well played

@bradymower I don't need to be listed! You could link to http://t.co/K1JWKVhIz7 instead.

@bradymower I am definitely not a creator of Markdown! That should be changed.

@amyhoy on the next episode of hoarders

@ironicsans it is this one http://t.co/siM6G6HOX2

@mattcutts you and @mathowie making everyone else look bad! I would do this, but our jar is left unattended as we herd the kids around...

@gknauss didn't get Gold, eh?

@klamping that is amazing, I think @migueldeicaza and I will be applying for entry level Java coder positions at your company soon

@klamping http://t.co/hLs2pqhHxi

@damienkatz looks like someone didn't read the papers

@claireannrice winning isn't a sometime thing. It's an all the time thing. #syphilisjokes

@claireannrice I know! I immediately wanted to give someone syphilis so we could catch up! #NumberOne

@venessapaech @themaria that would make a great blog post!

@waxpancake can we ignore these idiots yet? http://t.co/T582xOqYbb

@tomdale @wycats @kgautreaux @emberjs that is awesome, off the scale cute

@betsyphd @NathanBowers here is a few thousand words of science on the matter http://t.co/F9JY3OBthT

@mathowie I'm watching you, "Howie"

@mathowie where are the foot things? The gun holsters?

@NathanBowers i keep telling @betsyphd we gotta do this! Can you buy them pre once fried?

@CodeArcher that is a really interesting comment

@NathanBowers @mari18 TRUE DAT

@johnnygf not so, iPad Air 2 finally has 2gb. And it is glorious.

@amyruthworrall @ILOVETHEHAWK see http://t.co/dRN0iTOM80

@hbeschizza have you erred?

@mathowie mail and calendar is more than enough for me!

@nitashatiku @keithkurson http://t.co/k1Q08WOBLe

@textfiles can you sort by Beagle Brothers?

@vonhelmstein @joelmartinez the mod tools are very powerful, easy, and fast. So even with 1 mod, it works great. Ps I am lazy

@lloeki always tweet a link to a blog entry at minimum...

@samsaffron @wycats oh I *guarantee* it is way over 1000ms. Guarantee.

@eileentso @EmmEmmTeee @rodolfor @Nero haters! http://t.co/UVLILyg4Uq

@textfiles it looks sharp!

@textfiles if only there were some kind of "forum" where I could "comment" on the redesign

@francisxavierjp there is no official keyboard option, compared to the others

@kevinmontrose http://t.co/xCNfG8NTPi

@mathowie this is no sidetalkin' http://t.co/joLLi9nUCy

@peterzolja 4770k

@wisdemy yeah NOPE

@jayasimhan 225ms

@seesharp @ogitrev I agree Bee Tan is the best thing!

@domenic @wycats Check the date on my original post here https://t.co/sly0B5ySZK August 2nd 2013. We noticed it months before this.

@domenic @wycats also, this perf problem wayyy predates the blink fork. So: two browsers, same layout engine, different JS engines..

@domenic @wycats seems unlikely if you look at what the benchmark is actually doing http://t.co/ntwX8ew2uU

@domenic @wycats I see you updated the bug; where's the evidence of a Blink problem? https://t.co/CaBb4Hl58q

@wycats they can't read AnandTech already? Are their.. eyes.. broken?

@seesharp wow I did not know that

@Tobarja it is not good

@pixelp3 I replied to the topic with Firefox test results

@MalwareMinigun no, if this was true, geek bench would show same 3x - 5x difference

@rands it's the safest assumption there is

@siracusa everything about it is a waste of time for everyone involved.

@tgummerer on what hardware

@paulg corollary: any discussion which devolves to people citing the definitions of words is headed in a very unhealthy direction.

@TheLoneCuber it is much better than the other extreme

@jongalloway Twitter Is Magic

@jongalloway I know the cc companies technically don't allow this, but if they want to really declare war, make it cheaper to pay with alt

@samsaffron ie11 580ms firefox 240ms chrome 270ms for complex list on surface pro 3

@samsaffron 348ms on iPad Air 2

@textfiles it was a middle finger wasn't it

@gknauss ok, but man that 8gb limit is gonna slay. Barely able to upgrade the OS! Maybe get the 5s instead?

@gknauss iPhone 6 or death. No tiny jewelphones!