@KristyT fusilli all the way, curves to keep the sauce in!

@JurvaVehasmaa heretic!

@Skawtnyc @wilshipley because grey is so damn boring they have to add random sound effect words to spice it up!

@wilshipley https://t.co/hfWUuCJEnP

@Beschizza @laura_hudson is it this?? http://t.co/TZAaPnrbZy

@wilshipley it is best. stop joking around. dick.

@DShankar @yezzer VR hardware *is* mobile hardware at this point.

@DShankar @yezzer agreed, it's a *far* harder technical problem than building a simple 4k monitor at 27". All the more reason it'll be long

@DShankar @yezzer iPhone 6 is 1 year old tech. Should we be talking about that?

@yezzer @DShankar Having used both, I disagree. It was like going from 320x200 (really bad) to 640x480 (ok, but barely)

@DShankar DK2 from DK1 was a minor improvement at best in resolution. 4k is needed as a minimum.

@DShankar carmack himself said they basically need 4k res on mobile. http://t.co/m49cfj72gL

@baconmeteor I recommend the antarctic

@mwilcox @cdixon @heybrucewright @lucaswiman @mims I could see VR as a medium, kind of like 3D and Imax movies are.

@seesharp Hi Cyndi!

@cdixon VR is a long, long bet. I expect real progress in my children's lifetimes, not mine. 8k resolution, no wires, project on eyes.

@cdixon seriously? There is zero chance of this. I will hook up with anyone on http://t.co/gO7UNjUizO who is "game"

@lucaswiman @cdixon @mims not seeing an iPhone moment here. I could not wait to get DK1 and DK2 off my head, to play other games I enjoy.

@lucaswiman @cdixon @mims I've loved touchscreens the minute I touched one. Super natural for web as well http://t.co/DBI9CR44zi

@cdixon @mims have tried both prior iterations of Oculus. I covered my concerns here http://t.co/nX2JexrCrs biggest unspoken one: hands.

@cdixon @mims pretty sure most avid gamers feel the same way. Long way to go to get out of the 3D TV gimmick state..

@cdixon @mims I find these narratives hard to understand, have tried VR multiple times recently and was not impressed, as a gamer.

@rands this is obviously aided but it was surprisingly plausible, for distances of up to maybe 300 ft

@rands haha great! Did you see Mythbusters where they proved a motorcycle unaided could make it across a few hundred feet of lake?

@Mollrow there is a sequel coming out soon too

@wilshipley NOT GOLD FAIL

@maradydd Followup here if you are interested! This one is human and odd, we have seen it before: https://t.co/E6UTFMsQwA

@mraleph @tomdale @rwaldron @wycats @jeffkibuule some Chrome / Android 43, 44, 45 numbers here https://t.co/yjusNFYH3D

@maradydd thanks, the human spammers are getting so common these days. And they have a ton of ip addresses too...

@wycats @jeffkibuule @tomdale super weird that Edge is massively faster in so many JS benchmarks. But in Ember? Literally same as ie11 perf.

@wycats @jeffkibuule @tomdale I think the big difference is that Safari has an Ember test as part of the stuff they optimize for, right?

@wycats @jeffkibuule @tomdale no, just odd, they did get much higher Kraken and Octane numbers (2x) with Edge but nothing for Ember :(

@jeffkibuule it is funny I did test this last night and Ember is *identical* in perf on IE11 and Edge. Very sad. Cc: @tomdale @wycats

@natbro more like "super mega low resolution destroys all immersion". We need 8000x8000 res smartphones first..

@nicksahler nice keyboard

@Supermathie at my house we call this "battle damage"

@jeffkibuule should be worse, why wouldn't it?

@XHGordon @jruby @headius @RubyInside problem is the massive numbers of C and C++ gems. Virtually nobody uses "pure Ruby" :(

@kevindente people play Solitaire? It's the most boring game ever

@asmeurer @jasonsantamaria SHIT JUST GOT REAL

@twobree essentially this http://t.co/394ai3fEnI

@Khakionion multiply it by 20. Or a 100. Nothing scales *worse* than chat.

@Khakionion if I get in a chat room with you, you better god damn work for me or with me in some important capacity

@Khakionion does not map to my experience one iota. Much more chatter in real time chat.

@Khakionion it *invites* chatter. You're locked in a room with that person now.

@nicuveo oh man that's the best. winner

@samsaffron @kylembrandt we had to pull this off discourse as it caused customer problems, to be specific

@_Bussetta disappoint

@Beschizza needs an if..then pretty bad. I think their forums are still active just not linked to entries http://t.co/1s4iRYSG1M

@Hanzo55 use the downloaders or check for the pre downloaded folder and make an ISO https://t.co/fLMBJfuMA1

@DrMichaelHeron YES! That is it! Was killing myself trying to find it.

@BenedictEvans I believe guns are involved

@bobnadler @SamuelDebruyn @izs @damienkatz that car has 1960s lap belts which are not visible in the video

@bitcrazed absolutely

@odgregg :( so much screen space wasted, toolbar at bottom, 2 toolbars at top. Bad regression now I see what @drpizza was on about

@dwellington total rager

@seesharp @TommyLee https://t.co/Vgu5opPv0o

@Hanzo55 @damienkatz @izs heh I did notice that at the time too

@siracusa I told you, John, I haven't decided yet *which* Windows 10 release party I'll be going to.

@Nick_Craver @JasonPunyon @marcgravell "Clearly, a very solid set of engineers." :D

@haacked @JasonPunyon DAMN YOU

@airzae he also first set foot on American soil in 2006.. how deeply could he really care about American politics?

@baconmeteor bracing myself for the inevitable disappointment

@johnolilly I have told you a billion times to stop exaggerating

@chetfaliszek I'm saying I want to see the source video, can you please link to it, because I couldn't find it

@chetfaliszek I can't find the original source video though

@chetfaliszek what is it, this? http://t.co/4reFnKJIdy

@migueldeicaza the strategy tax is a hell of a drug

@scottwasson is the official ISO out yet?

@Beschizza sweet jaysus

@seanbamforth @guelo looks like this website is not meeting your needs, perhaps try another?

@hayify not a for profit biz, also process is incredibly confusing and UI is inscrutable

@seanbamforth @guelo if you have specific examples post them on http://t.co/MVKbgsUaM3

@guelo perhaps yahoo answers is more to your liking? ;)

@raistolo @FlyerTalk should consider switching to http://t.co/miaK4w4tDk ;)

@nathandotz he will certainly be fulfilled by his death, as we all will

@nathandotz yeah but you think he would want to finish it for himself, first

@SparkyRobot oh man the pinball field as coffee table. Wanted that forever. Kudos

@jeffwhelpley too bad about that company name then eh

@SparkyRobot wake me up when it can run MAME

@twang @nuzzel @carlmalamud it's the annotations, not the laws, that they are litigating over as I understand it

@Supermathie no pics please

@Supermathie ugh

@chriscoyier @rands it is irritating how it was all ripped from another site and trussed up on Imgur in a less readable format

@kalenjordan I tried to warn ya!

@jongalloway there is also https://t.co/VVJSPjXf2H

@joseph_c just stack them BEFORE they go live ;)

@pamelafox I don't actually want my kids to code

@samsaffron it should be at his height, it is adjustable, he adjusted it right. makes total sense

@chetfaliszek seems like that'd increase system requirements even more. Render double fisheye, also render scene at 1080p. But sure I guess

@GABeech @Nick_Craver in other words that OS version matching was done yesterday well in advance

@GABeech @Nick_Craver we did pre-upgrade them (downgrade one actually) to the same Cisco OS version. Didn't help.. :(

@tenderlove NOT HELPING

@baconmeteor they made it super easy. I can connect you if you'd like!

@chetfaliszek watching VR distort-o-vision fisheye? The raw? I've never seen that.

@baconmeteor I worked with http://t.co/j4JCgu6xH6 and they did a great job on the formatting and curation and reformatting

@chetfaliszek it is SUPER fucking boring to watch someone else use VR. Not so for Wii on a large screen

@baconmeteor yes but there is no writing in this case just repackaging

@baconmeteor my blog to book thing made some money and still does. Got translated too. And you are much better than me.

@NathanBowers Apple is not good at web services. Never has been, apparently never will be. THEY USE ORACLE MAN