@mathowie I'm going to need you to slowly back away from the PhotoShop with your hands in the air

@johnolilly I am the wrong person to ask, but I can tell you none of the big name Google apps do :(

@johnolilly the tiny number of apps that support side by side is truly appalling

@JasonPunyon by four you turn the corner though

@JasonPunyon seriously three is a lot worse

@damienkatz I use MongoDb for that

@JasonPunyon two is way easier than three -- it's not even close

@krjepsen @shadowhand (... and that was in 1Q 2014, it's far more skewed to iPhone now) https://t.co/kOhuM0YmTs

@markshust that was on my list too

@_slinehan yeah the opt in bit seems to be missing these days

@codinghorror touch a YouTube link, launch YouTube app. Which is forced full screen on iPad pro.

@kevindente this thing? https://t.co/t5wMBUo4W5

@golanklinger @siracusa "We don’t want to resemble them, and the fact that we might is too terrifying to deal with" https://t.co/zjCQGXkjc4

@siracusa that is so fucked up

@westondeboer I did not care for the raid, seemed a giant setup for Kung Fu

@chetfaliszek come on man Rosanna

@KristyT ouch hope you are feeling better!

@tobermatt yes but the crazy is where the stunned silence comes from

@kevinSuttle @lukew good luck typing all that in on a smartphone though :(

@joshmillard it is a beautiful time to incorporate

@migueldeicaza I like to think of it more as "good examples"

@chetfaliszek @justcause thanks Rico, I will be extra rebellious now!

@paulg aw man easy just include a butt or poop joke and you'll be the funniest person they ever knew

@jonathansampson @jongalloway YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MAN

@MattSimpson80 well hellooooo

@mathowie oh man the scope

@sassiestone @kevinmontrose wait I know this one! Lady haircuts are like $100 or more, right?

@jwatte is there an Anglo-Saxon phone we should be testing on?

@kevinmontrose @samsaffron pretty sure for us the best approach is lots of fast single socket 4/8 boxes, perhaps bumping db to 6/12 or 10/20

@Gryzor true, we can unplug things twice as efficiently with both of us

@maijasauna @SparkyRobot omg I need a racing beige car so bad. Everyone makes fun of me because I love sparkly brown cars. Also old Zunes.

@FioraAeterna @siracusa I am laser-focused on single thread perf since I am Mister JavaScript ;) That's Sir Mister JavaScript to you John.

@FioraAeterna @siracusa looks pretty lame to me https://t.co/FIYj45hRWZ barely keeps up with iPhone 6?

@FioraAeterna @siracusa where are these benchmarks? Url?

@FioraAeterna @siracusa Qualcomm has been an embarrassment and a liability the entire year of 2015. See also https://t.co/vOYI1OKMpe

@sivers your avatar is so much sterner looking than your stage presence!

@MehrdadA really rare. shameful if true. I have never seen a bad touchscreen on a modern device

@griotspeak long term, you ain't wrong, brother

@joshmillard pretty nice OS you got there, be a shame if something were to happen to it

@seesharp not really interested in my kids being programmers

@seesharp still not sure but definitely coincides with the rise of home computers.

@jacknagel which original? Do you mean this one? https://t.co/mst80CFdvf

@ahsteele yep! they work great!

@chx in theory he must be. You and I are also related.

@ahsteele https://t.co/7ci54zmM3i

@fmanjoo @cdixon ... almost everyone ;)

@fmanjoo @cdixon see, having kids makes everyone nicer and more empathetic

@peterseibel further prior art https://t.co/WSisyI6Co5

@textfiles Kevin Kelly interviewed miss manners??

@directhex @sh4na I knew it was bad when my son kept staring at this guy, he had to be doing something crazy. and he was

@directhex @sh4na you know, it's funny because my son Henry and I were at McDonalds when they had to ask someone to leave :/

@sh4na it is amazing, isn't it, how far down the crazy-hole this stuff goes if you really follow the logic all the way through

@Beschizza Twitter is not so good at tech

@mathowie the ultimate #firstworldproblem

@Nick_Craver cool thing is with Skylake you get so many 6gbps SATA ports.. like eight

@davidnburgess oh yeah you need Skylake, it has a zillion lanes for everything, drives, USB 3, tons

@Nick_Craver hell even in a server I don't want that smack

@davidnburgess the drives connect via SATA, the USB 3 ports are just "bonus", I should have been more clear about that

@Nick_Craver that's awesome, I also wanted a bit more USB 3.0 in front. The 3.5" bay is kinda pointless, though, except for old stuff

@onlyonematt donate to charity, somehow! example https://t.co/eptnhY77Ey

@RockBand there will be RB4 DLC for all of 2016!?!?!? BEST XMAS GIFT EVER HARMONIX!

@MehrdadA that is really rare, I have almost never seen that problem in the post iPad era

@KristyT eeeek

@kellan this is the best thing ever

@kevindente no

@CTM_Game @paulcbetts 4 x 16gb is supported on Skylake only

@pankaj @marcprecipice very true, one metric we used at Stack Exchange is "how pissed off will users be if they see this on the homepage"

@paulcbetts caucasian please 64gb

@ohheygreat basically people have deified the programmer in the mold of Gates or Zuckerberg or just for money and it is not healthy

@ohheygreat I would love to write you! I have a blog entry in my mind on these themes that I have not written

@ohheygreat @henry @randygarcia @sanjaypoyzer can Chuck Berry un-record "My Ding-a-Ling"? Sometimes the past follows you around.

@henry @ohheygreat @randygarcia @sanjaypoyzer real talk I don't even want to be a programmer any more, really. Computers are assholes

@henry @ohheygreat @randygarcia see https://t.co/HKSZIUJsv6 you become what you work with

@ohheygreat @randygarcia @henry to be honest I kind of wish nobody was a programmer https://t.co/QOJWQrKt98 it's complicated

@randygarcia @ohheygreat @henry keep going, it goes deeper

@ohheygreat @randygarcia @henry well, actually https://t.co/vYPHhyX4FV

@ohheygreat @randygarcia @henry well, actually, programmers use well actually more than the average guy

@kevinmontrose VR is going to change EVERYTHING

@Wired5000 I talk about things I like. If that doesn't work for you, try the unfollow button. Cheers!

@ftrain writing will reach more people. Podcasts are.. artisanal

@pamelafox maybe statements should end with return, instead?

@bertlamb I don't think you are seeing all the Slack processes there. That is one of many.

@amyjokim just feels ... robotic

@amyjokim are you sure you want this bot posting this stuff as you?

@chetfaliszek good luck with that

@sarahmei and if they are your father, mother, or sibling?

@MIT_CSAIL @JerryWeinberg this GIF is awesome

@thDigitalReader @textfiles I just saw the movie "spotlight" so, y'know. Also dark chocolate sucks

@textfiles I have a hard time caring about handmade artisanal things. Plastic cheap and mass produced works just peachy for me.

@textfiles I was like damn that is expensive then I watched the video and I was like damn that is a good deal

@textfiles how dark can we go? Is child molesting off the table?

@balajis @cdixon this is not a good sign. xkcd rule 386

@sjh_canada there is a backspace!

@zbrando I will buy it, just like I bought Surface 1, 2, 3 and 4

@dityaanand yeah but doubles the weight of the device.. non starter for me. Too bulky, too heavy.

@softwaredoug but unless it is perfect we cannot do it! :p

@ryanmr 140mm or larger

@BlackTigerX it's advocating for codes of conduct on open source projects. If it helps, just read the last 3 paras.

@dancow it's mentioned in the comments, multiple times

@StuartKearney thanks! I heard but hadn't been linked to the video yet ;)