@JasonPunyon my god that was actually funny Jason

@Beschizza well I like it

@kylembrandt "Linux Torvalds"?

@ftrain this person is garbage

@RockBand keep the DLC mindworms comin' you are doing God's work over there at Harmonix

@AntChambersDev ouch

@crudeconclusion I just like to dabble in nihilism, no offense intended, it is a joke, my apologies

@AikidoUke twin girls

@drhogie I own three. Not even joking.

@kaepora google "melatonin"

@JasonPunyon see now that's where you are wrong

@JasonPunyon trump is NYC's finest. Aren't you proud?

@waxpancake it is good that emdash was used there and not ndash

@wilshipley :+1:

@wilshipley dick

@textfiles ha ha here's an actual diagram of *your* feelings https://t.co/oKxNvrISBf

@paulcbetts @vcsjones @RonAmadeo oh yeah position fixed is good times. Still, considering S7 is about the same JS speed as iPhone 5s..

@paulcbetts @vcsjones @RonAmadeo only on the US version, though. Exynos (non-US) seems to be in a saner place. Android web = yay :P

@pseale my broader point is that it's not a good idea to visit an atheist forum to discuss religion. Unless you're trolling ;)

@vcsjones see also https://t.co/HdKkysp3vX

@vcsjones @RonAmadeo 2.4.1 is even slower, try with 1.11.3. 800ms is still very bad and I have another S7 owner confirming it

@danielrhorton @mattcutts That's it, I'm moving my family into a truck!

@srhnsn that looks quite good, the Qualcomm Snapdragon version scores ~750ms which is awful. cc @RonAmadeo

@vcsjones @RonAmadeo yeah it's super bad and we're trying to assess why. Looks like Exynos version does not have this Chrome perf problem

@nexusCFX any?

@xaade civility is good, but it does not equal insight or depth

@RichardPrice I doubt Dropbox was a "drop" in the bucket for AWS

@johnolilly the switch from Go to Rust is the most interesting bit, but Backblaze was the real pioneer here, back to 2009

@JohnONolan WHAT UP BITCHES

@TopMdw @_JennyGallagher I wrote about it a bit here https://t.co/XnKR23A7vc

@WaffleCactus I don't work there and have not since 2012, try mailing them

@matbeeDOTcom not really true, unless you have super high end SSD, USB 3 is pretty close to max transfer rate. 5GBps vs 6GBps

@JasonPunyon use your words Jason

@caseydonahue we loved it at Stack Overflow sooo much back in the day. Checking out your new stuff too, don't worry ;)

@splattne damn he's right!

@caseydonahue css-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.... s... s....

@mattcutts @nadermx did he lose game 3? Wow a sweep _would_ be huge. Huge.

@JacobEthanWhite @nichcarlson I would never have taken that job, it always looked hopeless / thankless to me

@JoshuaCorvinus gender, race, "nature", police, family, power. Pick all.

@ftrain a young man asked me for advice for "those who aren't plumbers." I said he should try to become a plumber. https://t.co/QOJWQrKt98

@jzy @Nick_Craver @jc4p @sklivvz @jarrod_dixon lol

@Wikimedia @krmaher whoa awesome

@balpha @kevinmontrose lol

@kevinmontrose one time I accidentally edited robot.txt and removed all SO questions from google's index, if that helps..

@gerikson yeah Goggins is very good, loved him in The Shield

@jdckw what's with the ginormous bezels around the edges??

@ChappellTracker this looks AMAZING my almost-seven-year-old son would lose his mind

@codinghorror that's from https://t.co/TiWp6Gq6M8

@marcprecipice oh man I had not even noticed that

@robconery @kevindente @shanselman @migueldeicaza identity = URL was a critical flaw. Identity = email is way better.

@fitzymj I own all rb3 dlc, every single track minus rbn. Keep up the great work!!

@SpaceYatri @nixxin array of GPUs is what did it. And a cloud array of array of GPUs.

@egru you have to assume every website is using easy hashes. Assuming otherwise is very dangerous.

@kevindente @shanselman @migueldeicaza it encourages logging in with Google/etc, that's for sure. Discourages password re-use

@shanselman @migueldeicaza lol the new *minimum* password length for discourse 1.5 admins/mods is 15 chars. Minimum.

@deanputney @glowforge who will be eaten first DECIDE NOW

@BenedictEvans yeah tablets are basically 100% dead in Android land.

@xor I love that song

@mattcutts I'm gonna say game 2 goes to human after machine psych-out in game 1, like 1996 Kasparov

@HenryLafleur I miss ephedra

@jzy totally normal, not weird at all

@GLindqvist looks like a side effect of "partnership with poker" :(

@waxpancake mine have unicorns https://t.co/Y5K0Jb2dIP

@waxpancake this is some bullshit

@WebReflection @miguelatwork nah all keys are possible, just requires holding FUNCTION down. Side effect of minimal # of keys, unavoidable

@wycats not far enough. It matters *zero* how well engineered or architected your code is when nobody can understand / use it

@joshmillard https://t.co/HhFsgpvWaj

@kwiens none worked either. Drain is not clogged but constricted and it must be deeper in than 15 feet :(

@amyhoy seriously one of the best things I have ever read on the Internet.

@RomSteady @AustinKelmore true, "my employer is a dick" is a good reason not to work there, though ;)

@RomSteady @AustinKelmore I don't live by a policy of fear, uncertainty and doubt. Life's too short. You could also be hit by a meteor.

@RomSteady @AustinKelmore and even then only if it was literally a personal grudge at very high levels in the company

@RomSteady @AustinKelmore I'd also add that you'd only see this "enforced" through litigation at super high levels in the company, VP level+

@AustinKelmore @RomSteady I think the real question is "how pissed off and revenge driven would they need to be?" answer: A WHOOOLE LOT

@AustinKelmore @RomSteady "for any competitor in the industry for one year" was found unenforceable, for example.

@AustinKelmore @RomSteady https://t.co/aeZAOmRR30 and https://t.co/szSzOfIBrX and https://t.co/JMhXMed5az

@AustinKelmore @RomSteady how is it "related to business"? It's related to someone else's business.. I could see if company: Coke vs Pepsi

@RomSteady @AustinKelmore those kinds of non-competes "you can have no other job except this one" are not enforceable.

@AustinKelmore @RomSteady even if they are paid gigs? How do people find "free time" from their current job to interview, anywhere, ever?

@Stuartq just buying stuff online, normally.. nothing weird afaik

@vinstar interesting.. almost worth searching their help or contacting support over.. 2fa is important

@vinstar here maybe? https://t.co/qghgDYNeTt

@vinstar paypal has 2fa

@jorm naawww https://t.co/wKDGuMg4Eg

@aschroder @philwinkle nah they updated it recently, actually. In the last 8-12 months.

@chx in my case, they *are* good at flagging bad purchases, largely based on location. But this appears epidemic..

@paulg @ValaAfshar default to treating meetings as a necessary evil rather than something that is normal and expected

@toymachinesh between five hundred and a thousand songs in my pocket

@textfiles nice https://t.co/QGisFjnpR2

@textfiles just *imagine* the crazy you could fill their heads with <cut away to a picture of a giant nuclear explosion>

@textfiles you should consider kids. You'd be a hell of a father, and I mean that in a good way

@textfiles already know https://t.co/IIhlTwew3r

@textfiles I just like bothering you

@textfiles Jason I need you to know I am pre-purchasing the deluxe edition of a game right now literally as I type

@mathowie pssst politicians are supposed to be *likeable*, I guess we're throwing that whole concept out the window in 2016

@mathowie I tapped out once I saw the fifth "I knew Ted Cruz personally, and he is a disaster of a human being" article

@JamesSLock @vijayv @ThePracticalDev @reybango the data is all Creative Commons avail by torrent so you could mirror it locally if needed

@KristyT @AnaMardoll I thought it was fine. I am lazy and everyone else should be too. Less busywork, more useful work!

@mathowie satellite radio quality is hideous too like 64kbps horrible artifacts

@mcaloney it's a fine line