@johnolilly this makes me anger.

@eviltrout LIES

@eviltrout @Hanzo55 are The Guardian's articles labeled with trigger warnings themselves? I don't think they are.

@secretGeek too literal.. actions expressed as words, or just bloviating expressed as words? armchair generals.

@jonskeet @kaokun aha then maybe @shog9 can edit the old blog post on our side, not sure where that old tinyurl was used exactly

@jonskeet @kaokun would it be possible to old-school HTML redirect from the old to the new?

@kaokun aha something for @jonskeet to look at perhaps

@savagejen the risk looks pretty high, too! 33% for regular use..

@0xabad1dea (runs away)

@0xabad1dea I know but those words are really funny

@AsherLangton @amazingphilz @loydcase lol this is great it is stealing all the way down

@nabeel deposit does not equal sold, unfortunately.

@amazingphilz @loydcase hey you stole this from https://t.co/PAtpAWIodj

@natbro "there are no plans to make socketed Skylake CPUs with Iris or Iris Pro GPUs or eDRAM"

@natbro https://t.co/goBnSwmbNA scroll to bottom of list note that "example" is "-" there ;)

@natbro this part has never shipped so nobody has it, but best estimates are "something approximating a GTX950 or 960M" ($170)

@LeCodeNinja @natbro this is also true

@natbro this is a 45w part. Look closer. It's a bit of a unicorn.

@var_tec TL;DR this is about efficiency not stuffing a 300w card in a box.. that's boring as hell

@var_tec at what power draw?

@var_tec can't match the power consumption numbers.. not even close.. 2 different parts

@textfiles this is oddly.. specific

@drwilco search is the problem, I find chat almost completely search hostile. random sentences from 10 people interweaved at random..

@paulmsmith I *think* you can set this pref per category? I'll check.. if not, would not be hard to had. It'd be category pref

@betsyphd #nstinky

@MakotoTheKnight it does, if you follow the links in it........

@JohnKaster what you described is literally linked from the blog post. Click?

@gvanvoor they are accurate, it means that there's a ton of variability in the results. Compare IE11..

@Beschizza @waxpancake it does sound like an elaborate April Fools gag to be fair. And kind of an awesome one.

@JostleMe you misspelled my name

@kevinmontrose per transistor licensing is fucking genius

@jm_maverick try yourself and see

@emrekenci true had not considered that..

@jsonnull @willmanduffy wait this is a song? What song?

@jonskeet possibly! They have worked out the bugs by now

@eviltrout this is now my favorite travel story

@migueldeicaza @jongalloway @ch9 this is true, Jon is amazing. Also it is lucky to rub his head before demos

@jonskeet sp4 time. The touch cover for 4 is way way better.

@mrlingbot oooo you drive a hard bargain sir

@BenLesh sign of massive de-optimizations inside the JS engine

@samsaffron dad joke cc @eviltrout

@seesharp a) not sweaty b) does not yell "developers" c) does not stick out tongue at random d) not a billionaire basically he sucks

@wilshipley dude this is like superman 101 I'm gonna need you to turn in your geek card

@wilshipley wrong sun he needs our sun to have those powers

@mrlingbot dude seriously I need unicorn chomper so bad you gotta help me out I will do anything just tell me

@eviltrout bird

@bestham OK, compare to $399 iPad Air 2 at 10k octane if that's more fitting

@__fisk well, if you were an Intel stockholder, there might be cause for some concern about futures ;)

@__fisk ok, walk the list and note how many are slower than a $399 iPad Air 2 (10k) ;)

@Gryzor PS4.5 only

@wikisignpost @krmaher @wikigamaliel I find it's difficult to be kind when your UI is a bag of sharp, steely knives..

@Craig_McNamara @hlashbrooke ok I laughed at "pile of files of unknown origin or integrity"

@mrlingbot I really need that Unicorn Chomper. You gotta help a brother out. I will be such a hero in our home: jatwood@codinghorror.com

@eviltrout put a bird on it

@wilshipley silence, human 50348211062!

@krmaher "when did you stop beating your Wikipedia?'

@gelvisdaniel "what version of Android supports woff web fonts"

@Nick_Craver @kevinmontrose all the failures say that to each other as they FAIL

@JasonPunyon you can look me up on Wikipedia

@JasonPunyon oh my bad I thought those were throwing stars and every time I clicked it would throw one at you

@drgitlin @arstechnica "Codemasters' Colin McRae Rally left me cold" YOU ARE DEAD TO ME JONATHAN

@tomdale @nicksahler Good news! Everything is twice as fast! Unfortunately everything now loads 3x slower! End users: uhhhh? win?

@tomdale @nicksahler fps isn't necessarily the problem, unless you are a videogame. How is first load time?

@rands manager interrupt driven workflow, eh? TIME TO CALL A MEETING! ;)

@Joeboon you're right, 640kb should be enough for anyone

@jasonlk @i_am_brennan @discourse sure, if we can help, let me know! Our free trials are really free, no strings : https://t.co/lHKvIkBsQa

@Joeboon yeah iPhone 4 and early are disasters perf wise. Every year perf doubled. Literally every year.

@Gryzor @wilshipley https://t.co/JTY4u0Tb2v

@avifreedman sold, email me at jatwood@codinghorror.com !

@_kpfleming sounds like someone wants to buy twenty 2.5" 2TB drives eh?

@shog9 @aurelgasser still pointless wordination embossment. criticize the *behavior* not the *person* (or *tribe* or whatever).

@aurelgasser @shog9 sweet jesus this guy writes so many words

@textfiles serious q, why not drive by Home Depot and pick up the day laborers who hang around outside for a day?

@jhscott all twenty.. I don't want to be doling these out for weeks

@lucasarruda barely iPad Air 2 level if you bought the device in the last 2 months, but that's OK-ish.

@kevindente you can look me up on Wikipedia

@kevindente probably a bug in TweetBot

@chriscoyier loving the codepen mission, you are doing God's work, keep going!

@fletom I dunno, talk to the @eff because Privacy Badger @privacybadger freaks out about that CF cookie big time.

@SwiftOnSecurity maybe if the mirror was ... er... another person ... uh ... not really following this line of reasoning

@SwiftOnSecurity not really, you could issue a "say" command and the bot would repeat exactly what you typed. Not exactly genius design

@prometheas not saying that; saying ipad air 2 pinnacle of series in a big way. first model w/2gb ram is huge for one thing

@JasonPunyon you are right I am sorry I am burdened by knowledge unlike yourself

@lairtonb @robconery @shanselman I tried to visit Rib's travel blog yesterday, db errors :(

@JasonPunyon I believe it is vomitorium https://t.co/SKb2QIEL3s

@mattcutts nice I bought this a few months ago on your rec! Have not had time to read it

@marcgravell ah NM it is limited to 8 :P my bad

@marcgravell What happens when you set the thread count entry field to 12?

@Ploogle I am guessing AMD? Looking for more of the 8 core 16 thread model type!

@mathowie ours is so busy you would literally have to go during the super bowl only to achieve this

@nikhilk @migueldeicaza do you not have children? they love poop, butts, farting ad nauseam. Does not need to be malice, just kids.

@sgrif I show it on parallel for CPU right in the middle. Hash cracking.

@sgrif well, year over year they are regularly 2x faster at almost everything. Note that they also use very fast ram, years ahead of mobos

@ID_AA_Carmack I consider failing to design for evil a pretty heinous design error, if not outright bug

@datao awful

@robconery @shanselman keep at it Conery one day you'll get there! Chin up kid! ;)

@cellophaneskies vs speakers on left + right of device, or opposite sides etc.

@cellophaneskies oh wait. subtlety. iPad Air and beyond have stereo, but they are so close together at bottom of device. My bad.

@theotherlinh yeah the OS was terribad. Android 5 and 6 have been big steps forward

@textfiles we laughed, we cried, we declared a blood feud to last all eternity