@ChrisVermilion @lizardbill not exactly, if they are hiring for an athlete of a certain caliber..

@lizardbill why does it feel any different than "hiring for skill X that I don't have?" and should it feel any different?

@cwodtke if only the camera was better :D

@ironicsans interesting https://t.co/s9blNOXy3t

@kemitchell @TedDennison I want you both to have INCREDIBLE nights. The best!

@Beschizza yes but what about meeeeeeeeeeeee

@Beschizza hmm, what does this mean I am? A crony?

@JasonPunyon it is a perfectly cromulent word

@JasonPunyon "performant" https://t.co/7uImjOzA17

@andiih @migueldeicaza I use that too but when I take my glasses off, it stops working. So I have to go find my glasses to log in...

@migueldeicaza not cool

@migueldeicaza it is about the journey, not the destination. Do you feel cool? Do you LOOK cool?

@sirarsalih try reading this https://t.co/jzoNF5oVVC

@natbro when people ask me how something went, I also answer "Pretty good. Nobody was killed. Yet."

@natbro I also like "Drive dangerously! Take lots of risks!" which I say a lot. Driving safely is boring.

@tqbf TL;DR make sure people who aren't white get to vote. Drive them if necessary. In contested states, of course!

@tqbf see https://t.co/W8SMm8vUEg

@johnolilly "beer me" drones

@johnolilly self-driving vehicles is the one big "AI" thing I think will truly come to pass in our lifetimes.

@shog9 @sklivvz @tinkertim @JasonPunyon guaranteed basic income is the future.

@deray @siracusa ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTBAWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL (passes out)

@shog9 @tinkertim @JasonPunyon and how many people drive stick? Hell, I don't want to drive at *all*; hopefully my kids won't need to.

@shog9 @tinkertim @JasonPunyon *building* your own car versus buying one.. is a mess. You're buring the lede so hard here.

@paulmwatson @shog9 even worse the NOBILITY and BEAUTY of coding, jesus christ, get off my lawn people!

@shog9 @JasonPunyon @paulmwatson buy a plugin perhaps, never, NEVER write code. That is a trail of tears you don't want to be on.

@shog9 @paulmwatson very, very few. Configuring WordPress or another CMS, on the other hand...

@shog9 @paulmwatson it's the job of the auto mechanic, which is more analogous to what a coder is. The best code is zero code.

@JasonPunyon You are an inspiration to us all, Jason

@JasonPunyon you show that operating system who is boss!

@marcprecipice hmm. I disagree, I felt it was objective and reflected the difficulty and scale they face

@Gryzor why not USB controller??

@marcprecipice long term donating to reduce voter suppression .. a surprisingly big problem in our democracy .. seems best strategy to me

@marcprecipice what makes me crazy is, you gotta vote in contested states or it basically doesn't matter. PoC will determine this election.

@tqbf also, most of all, I pray the dude who ratted out Manning suffers extreme karmic justice.

@tqbf I predict neither will get any clemency whatsoever, I will be (pleasantly!) surprised if Manning does not eventually die in custody.

@tqbf I suspect Manning will eventually die in custody, which is why Snowden should never come back. Love to be proven wrong though.

@waxpancake @joshmillard (grabs the spray water bottle)

@marcprecipice act now how, exactly? Calls to action should provide a default that works.

@chetfaliszek we need a fuck off bot

@clemensv @pkanavos what generally wins is the Dumbest Thing That Can Work, and that is Linux.

@clemensv @pkanavos yes, but two decades from now.. the trend is quite clear already.

@Steve_Yegge this isn't true, best rep is always from answers. Questions worth less, true since 2010 https://t.co/0oYZubE4tB

@lizardbill https://t.co/BOGOPef013

@jerware @DavidCusack @MusicianJustin I also recommend https://t.co/5DgYwDhSKT

@bxlewi1 @siracusa 4k @ 60hz on PC like a REAL GAMER https://t.co/3LJJeBTKYD

@BillB https://t.co/Ji4ia88ugG

@siracusa I'll see you in Battlefield 1, which might be the best one they've ever made. Codename Eagle redux.

@bookercodes anything by @jonskeet is going to be magnificent

@JasonPunyon pretty tame compared to the productivity loss of "Jason Punyon will code this himself"

@ach0w I don't care for Halo

@squigiliwams I'll play it when it comes to PC

@Greenspeak Where you at, dog? https://t.co/U54AGC5p4b

@pinchito I never said it made sense!

@KristyT I have had a lot of bad watermelon before. Tasteless.

@ircri what size drives? Zero manufacturer info? :(

@ircri what percent is that?

@mattcutts verdict? I like the quesarito as well

@bxlewi1 @siracusa that's MS sucking ass, nothing to do with Skylake. Ask me how many Surface 2 BIOS updates caused problems.

@siracusa Kaby Lake seems like a minor update. Mostly adding better 4K and HDR 10-bit decoding.

@siracusa how many Macs are been on Skylake at this point? One? Two?

@giant_niggler do not even get @samsaffron started about that

@hbeschizza There Will Be Pumpkins

@rands only good, it is a Smart Bear service.

@jc4p @kevinmontrose @EricLichtblau it is also true rate of social change is accelerating, first black president ever, next first woman ever

@kevinmontrose @jc4p @EricLichtblau the system isn't just unfair, it is systemically unfair and growing more so every day. Break it?

@psaffo wow

@NinjaPotts I know this cartoon can vote, drink, and graduate from college!

@jc4p @kevinmontrose @EricLichtblau there is a lot to be angry about https://t.co/Bd1t5RdsoA

@jc4p @kevinmontrose @EricLichtblau the scary thing is millions and millions of fellow Americans voted for this, and will vote for this

@Nick_Craver ducking right it can

@Nick_Craver not even remotely the same thing, though, than one of the central figures telling people explicitly NOT to care.

@Nick_Craver nah perf is easy as hell on .NET. Nobody regularly tells you, "oh you gotta use this C gem everyone uses for speed.."

@wilshipley you mean apps like ... iOS? (confused look)

@ftrain paul.

@Nick_Craver sort of, but not really: https://t.co/mHJj33HmqQ https://t.co/ESqaH7pVX9

@stekoshy closer to galaxy note 7, there is software impact on Chrome optimizations per platform

@balpha unfortunately the type of men who do this crap usually only do it when no other men are around to intervene

@sbrown23 so much worse in percentage terms though

@francisxavierjp LOL

@xor most bad movies are spoiled food, not differently tasting food.

@xor I dunno this is like saying. 'Some people enjoy spoiled milk'.. I guess?

@ironicsans maybe this? https://t.co/XhVWdbvywS

@dluxem so the SSD number is "failed in last 12 months"?

@ircri any stats?

@dluxem any stats?

@ironicsans I got used to Kindle Voyage so I am used to this too

@JasonMcBoyd twin 4.5 year olds and a 7.5 year old. 2 years old is rough for sure

@diogenesosilva PLEASE, I need that

@BenPackard @siracusa @wilshipley Millions of People Voted For This

@JimLynn https://t.co/oMaxsnxke6

@JimLynn haha just kidding what an inappropriate joke I made. My bad #notreallykidding

@JimLynn I kinda wish I was dead every day, does that count?

@wilshipley they'll be remembered fondly by PRESIDENT TRUMP

@deadprogrammer capsela baby

@jongalloway no no no nonononononononono here is your test suite https://t.co/GaKwOC7Xgg

@scottwasson 4k display is required for any kind of passable mobile VR. It's gonna be.. a while..

@AccordionGuy @PainPoint @gortok I think several people here should Check Themselves Before They Wriggedy-Wriggedy Wreck Themselves

@PainPoint @AccordionGuy are we just copying stuff outright now? https://t.co/UeVHKRD2ZH

@tqbf Yeah Patrick effectively said as close to nothing about it as he could in his blog entry, so ..

@timbray it's tough wearing a damn bow tie